A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

House Ignites the Topless Club Stage Show

House Showclub has just changed its name to House Topless Showclub, but the change goes a lot deeper than the name. This place now has a legitimate shot at becoming a real competitor in the Vegas strip club scene—which it hasn’t been since Rick’s Cabaret abandoned the property three years ago.

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Daizha Morgann at Diamond Cabaret

Daizha MorgannHere’s a quickie:  I just got a text from Diamond Cabaret announcing the appearance on their stage of porn star Daizha Morgann (see pic) tonight (Sat, June 21) at 11 pm. Daizha, for the uninitiated, is best known as the “anal ring toss girl” on the Howard Stern radio show.

This is the first time I’ve ever gotten a text from Diamond Cabaret and the first time to my knowledge that this club, which I list as a private show club, has ever had a special guest appearance. The show is free for locals. No alcohol.
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Gold Club … Closed? Already?

Gold Club Outside2This club just had its Grand Opening in March, after spending a shitload of money renovating. I liked the new look but in my initial review, I listed the SPW rating as “pending” so I could give the place time to develop a customer base.

Last night (Friday) I stopped by at midnight to see how the club was doing so I could fill out my review. The parking lot was empty and the doors were locked. Another victim of the Vegas Taxi Wars.

There’s always a chance the club will reopen with a different format or new owners. I’ll let you know if anything develops.

Strip Club Vultures

A Beginners’ Guide to Birds of Prey

By now you know I like dancers and just about everything I say about them is positive.  There’s so much negative bullshit written about strippers and strip clubs I’m just trying to balance it out. But I’m also dedicated to being 100% honest on this site, so this is a topic that must be covered.

If you frequent the Vegas strip clubs, you’re occasionally going to bump into a species of dancer known as the  “vulture.” The purpose of this article is to help you identify them at a glance, so you can defend yourself from their sharpened claws before they get their beaks into your wallet.

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