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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 8

Sapphire Presents Jelena Jensen and 400 Lap Dancers

Jelena Jensen

Jelena Jensen at Sapphire Friday Night

Is it true that the U.S. Olympic Committee members have been visiting Sapphire, the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club (club review / club website), as they consider adding lap dancing as an official Winter Olympics event?

It makes sense, since so many world class lap dancers hone their skills at Sapphire. It used to be that tourists came to Vegas to gamble. Now, the casinos are mostly there for the buffets and a cheap place to crash (if you intend to sleep at all), as most Vegas visitors now come for the lap dancing, which is different from most other towns.

Vegas doesn’t have those no-touching, sit-on-your-hands laws. Vegas is what’s called a “high mileage” town. And when lap dancing is finally recognized as an Olympic event, I guarantee you the judges won’t be sitting on their hands either.

Every Friday and Saturday night, Sapphire also features a different adult film star, both on stage and available for private shows, lap dances, and dinner dates.

Tonight, porn queen Jelena Jensen will be the featured performer. Jelena started out making bondage films, then went into lots of girl-on-girl vids. You may remember her from Lesbian Guidance Counselor 3 and Bound Girls in Big Trouble. Most men would describe her as “more than a handful.”

Packages start at $135 to join Jelena at her private VIP table (open bar included) and run to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show (reserve early–you can do it  online here).

If you’re coming mainly for the lap dance scene, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Burlesque @ Baobab

This is a new monthly burlesque show at the Baobab Theater which is located in the Town Square mall on the south end of the Strip.

Performing tonight are Loulou Roxy, Suwasit Fly, Raychel Clow, Deneen Farasha Millner, Kelly Vohnn, Ilissa Mayrose, Elena Lev, Katie Kenner and Maria Sarach. (Weird … a burlesque show where the performers’ names almost sound like real names.)

Show starts at 9 pm. $20 advanced tickets (here) or $25 at the door.

Saturday, April 9

Palomino Club – Full Bar, Nude Dancers (and Reagan Reilly Is the Icing on the Cake)

Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club Saturday Night

Tonight, the yummy Reagan Reilly will be dancing at Palomino Club (club review / club website), the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers.

Reagan was a TVO Dancer of the Month last year and performs as a feature dancer all over the country. She’s won a lot of awards for her performances, including Hottest Body, Miss Exotic Showgirl California, Miss Exotic Dancer Pennsylvania, Miss Nude Wisconsin, Miss Nude Midwest finalist, Miss Exotic Dancer United States finalist, Newcomer of the Year 2015 nominee and a whole bunch of Audience Favorite awards. Reagan is also a TVO contributor. See Reagan Reilly Goes Double DD.

The stage show at Palomino is the wildest in town. If you’re in Vegas this weekend, you’re making a mistake if you don’t see Palomino’s stage show at least once. For an idea of what you’re in for, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show.

The drink prices are the same for locals and out-of-towners, and a great value for all by Vegas strip club standards – $6 drafts, $8 domestics. There’s no extra bar tab in the VIP room, where you can get a nude show with any dancer in the house in a private, curtained booth for only $100.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance or two with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  You must be 21+.

Sapphire – Where Even the Porn Stars Are Lap Dancing

Missy Martinez

Missy Martinez at Sapphire
Saturday Night

Sapphire (club review / club website) often brags about its 400+ dancers. A lot of guys say, “Four hundred? Can’t possibly be that many.” Then they go to Sapphire on a Saturday night and they discover not only that it’s true, but that these are among the sexiest, hottest women they’ve ever laid eyes on, all walking around in heels and g-strings, hoping to find a guy with a loose twenty so they can take their top off and settle in for some serious snuggling. Hint: bring twenties.

Tonight (Saturday), Missy Martinez will be the feature performer on stage and available for private VIP dances at the club (reserve early). After a couple years making porn films such as Cheater Cheater Pussy Eater and Let Me Suck You 5, Missy has recently gotten small roles some mainstream horror films, notably Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse and Dracula’s Sorority Sisters.

You can reserve a seat at Missy’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar for $135, or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her online here. For more information, see Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Adult Film Stars.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Comedy Hour showcases up-and-coming stand-up comics every Saturday night at 8 pm. Your $20 entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 -9:30 pm.

Top working comics (tonight Brandon “Buffet” Jackson and a “guest comic” TBA) that change weekly plus a classy burlesque dancer (Ms. Redd) and a fine magician (Mon Dre, who is suave and reminiscent of the young Lance Burton) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially over-the-edge stuff that might be strip-club appropriate.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Sunday, April 10

Burlesque Roulette

Burlesque Roulette is a monthly burlesque show (every second Sunday) at the Artifice. I reviewed this show when it was at The End, another locals bar (see my review). It’s a burlesque show based on a crazy idea … What if the performers had to spin a wheel to randomly determine which song they had to strip to, and the person picking the songs had a weird sense of humor? That’s the concept.

At tonight’s show, the performers who will be taking their clothes off to strange music are Amber DeVille, Darla Tiesing Cox, Mae du Luc, SpiderElla, Suzil Von, and Nomi Malone. Emcee Miranda Glamour. The Artifice is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. 9 pm. $10. Full bar. Must be 21+.

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Here Come the Lingerie Fighting Championships

Many women insist that any sport men can do, women can do better in their underwear. Whether or not that’s true, I’m always interested in watching them try.

The Lingerie Fighting Championships have been around for a few years attempting to make a splash in Vegas, but their last event (LFC 20) took place in August of last year at the Hard Rock, and we haven’t heard much from the LFC since. One of our favorite local burlesque performers, Jenevieve Serpentine Sorceress (who performs with Suicide Sirens), fought in one of the matches, though her 12-foot boa constrictor was not allowed in the cage.

This week, however, the Lingerie Fighting Championships announced LFC 21 – an all-girl mixed martial arts battle scheduled for June 11 – and they’ve also signed a contract with TUFF TV to do a reality series called “Lingerie Fighting Championships Exposed.” You can get more information about the LFC, with lots of pics and videos, at their website here.

As soon as we get more information on the upcoming LFC schedule and TV show, we’ll post it here. Until then, here’s a highlight reel from the last LFC event at the Hard Rock:

Orgies Now Available on Sheri’s 2016 Brothel Menu

Sheri's Ranch Brothel Sex Menu 2016 Includes Orgies

Brothel Line-Up

Nevada legal brothel menus used to be fairly standard: Straight sex, bj, half-and-half, you lick her, doggy style, dildo show, 69, two-girl show.

But recently I’ve noticed the offerings expanding to include more exotic forms of fun.  For example, Sheri’s Ranch has just released their 2016 sex menu and although you can still get all the standard items, some of the new offerings include:

Orgy – If you and your friends have always wanted to have a full-blown orgy, but you lacked the key ingredient – naked girls willing to have sex with you all – Sheri’s will provide the girls (as many as you want), the room, the booze, and whatever else you need to make your fantasies reality. (Think out of the box when you’re planing your next bachelor party.)

Porn Star Experience – Ever wanted to do it with a porn star?  One who’s not only smoking hot but likes it in every weird position you can think up? Ever wanted to recreate your favorite porn scene?  It’s available at Sheri’s, both with real porn stars and adult star lookalikes.

Bubble Bath Party – You and one or more ladies of your choosing will get all wet and sudsy in a big jacuzzi. Don’t forget to bring your rubber ducky.

BDSM Party – Sheri’s Ranch has a fully-stocked dungeon, with whips and chains and bondage gear galore.  You actually have to sign a waiver if you order one of these parties. (And remember to notify your next of kin.)

Nuru Massage – You and your masseuse both get naked and cover your bodies in a special slippery massage gel (nuru is Japanese for “slippery”). The girl of your choice then proceeds to massage you with her entire body, or you proceed to massage her with yours, or whatever else you feel like doing in this mutual experience of full-contact slipperiness.

You can get comparable services at the other brothels near Las Vegas, including Chicken Ranch, Love Ranch and Alien Cathouse.  For more info, see our page on Vegas area brothels and escorts.  You might also be interested in Nedd Ludd’s undercover review of Sheri’s Ranch brothel.
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