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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Strip Club Hosts – There to Take Care of You

The Lowdown on Vegas Strip Club Hosts

Sapphire Las Vegas Host

Steele Lishnoff
Sapphire Host and VP of Operations

Hosts and bouncers are often one and the same in the best Vegas strip clubs. At one time, hosts were just nice, friendly guys and bouncers were brutes. Now the major Vegas clubs hire nice, friendly brutes.

I published an interview with a Vegas strip club host last year. If you don’t recall that interview, it’s because the title is “Interview with a Vegas Strip Club Bouncer.”

But Brent Kenton Jordan, the subject of that interview, is also a popular host at Palomino Club (club review / club website). If you go to the club, you can’t miss him–he’s the guy who always wears a kilt.

Steele Lishnoff, Executive VP of Operations at Sapphire (club review / club website), says that Sapphire has no employees with the job description of “Bouncer.” If you’re looking for a host at Sapphire, he says, “Just look for any guy in a suit coat.” He told me he often gets out on the floor and acts as a host himself.

“When we interview for the job, we don’t look for tough guys,” Lishnoff said. “We look for guys who are smart and well-spoken. We serve high-end guests – not customers, but guests – and we want them to be comfortable around our staff.”

The Hosts’ Most Important Job is to Serve the Needs of the Guests

Palomino Club Host

Brent Kenton Jordan
Palomino Club Host

Vegas strip club hosts are always out in the crowd, keeping tabs on their tables. If someone in the crowd has too much to drink and gets too noisy, the host can put on his bouncer hat and take care of the situation himself – as quietly and politely as possible.

Jethro, at Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection (club review/club website) started out his career as one of Floyd Mayweather’s bodyguards, traveling around the world with him.  

“There’s pretty much nothing that would shock me anymore,” Jethro said.  “And I’m comfortable with everyone, from movie stars to fans collecting autographs.  But my favorite thing about my job at the club is treating everyone like movie stars.”  

So hosts aren’t monitoring their tables primarily to look for trouble. Hosts are out there first and foremost to serve the needs of their customers. A lot of Vegas visitors don’t know how this works.

Here’s a recent comment (edited) on TVO from a Sapphire customer who visited the club recently with friends:

“Any tips on getting the girls you want to approach you for dances? I love blondes, but it seemed like all I was getting approached by were dark-haired ladies . . . the hot blondes would walk by and not ask or walk straight by to another guy, or kept getting shuffled around by a host to other tables.”

Another commenter at TVO said that he kept getting approached by dancers with little titties, when he specifically hoped for lap dances from girls with big boobs.

There are many ways to deal with this sort of strip club disappointment, and one of the easiest solutions is to talk with a host. You should never just accept the situation and spend the evening dissatisfied.

Strip Club Hosts in Vegas Are There to Make Introductions

Vegas Strip Club Host Girl Collection

Meet Your Host Jethro at Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection

One of the normal functions of strip club hosts in Vegas is steering dancers to the customers who want them. If you tell a host you like blonds, or redheads, or short girls, tall girls, big titties, little titties, big butts, black girls, white girls, Asians, MILFs, nerdy girls in glasses – whatever – the host will do his best to have your “type” approach you for dances.

Andrew Smith, former host, now Marketing Director at Palomino Club, told me that you don’t have to be a VIP guest to ask a host for anything. The host serves all the customers.  He’s providing a service for the club’s dancers as well by steering them to prospective customers who like their type.

You can even point out a specific dancer you’re interested in and the host will send her to you if she’s available.  He wants to make introductions. (If she’s sitting in some guy’s lap, you may have to wait a bit.)

I asked Andrew if customers were expected to tip hosts who help them find dancers. He said, “They’re not expected to tip hosts and hosts won’t stand there with their hands out. But a twenty-dollar handshake isn’t unheard of and the host appreciates it when it happens.”

Cocktail Waitresses Will Make Introductions as Well

Another tip from Andrew:  You can also tell any cocktail waitress what your type of dancer is and the waitress will send over dancers who fit your description. This is especially useful to know if the club is crowded, you’re not in a reserved seat, and you don’t want to lose your seat wandering through the club looking for dancers who appeal to you.

One more piece of advice from Steele: Never be shy about walking up to any dancer and asking her for a dance. Gentlemen’s clubs aren’t like night clubs where girls say no. Gentlemen’s clubs are the one place where the girls always say yes.
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Sheri’s Ranch — An Undercover Brothel Review

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My Experience with a Courtesan at Sheri’s Ranch Brothel

Sheri's Ranch Courtesan

Perla Is a Courtesan at Sheri’s Ranch

By guest blogger, Nedd Ludd.

I’m on the road to Pahrump, Nevada to do research for my “undercover brothel review.” I’m incredibly excited, but also a little scared. It’s been nearly 20 years since I’ve been to a brothel.

 

New 2022 Link: Best Brothels Near Las Vegas

Before leaving Las Vegas I stop at the bank and withdraw $500, hoping I can get away with spending no more than $300 of that.

Let’s do it again! If you are an individual or couple who are looking to enjoy one of Nevada’s legal brothels, we’d be thrilled to publish your anonymous account of your visit. We’ll edit the story, add some finishing touches, or even interview you if that is easier. If this works for you, please reach out to TVO in the comment box. The comment will be private.

 

My trip starts at the Red Rock Casino. Driving west on Hwy 160, I enter the incredibly beautiful Red Rock canyon. The city of Las Vegas and 150 years disappear. It’s 1870 and I’m a cowboy on horseback riding to a “cathouse.” The romance of that vision gets me even more excited.

After about an hour of driving, I stop and, somewhat self-consciously, ask directions of a young guy at a gas station at the intersection of Highway 160 and Homestead Road. He answers as if it’s the most natural question in the world: “Make a left on Homestead and go about seven miles to the end of the road. You’ll find both the Chicken Ranch and Sheri’s.” The landmark at that intersection is a white castle-like building known locally as the Kingdom Gentlemen’s Club.

The final leg of the trip down Homestead Road is uninspiring—a two-lane potholed road that does not in any way prepare you for the beauty and delight of your destination.

Just before reaching the brothel I stop at the Terrible Herbst Casino. (I find it’s always best to check with the locals.) I ask the bartender which of the two brothels is better. He calls over one of the waitresses who regularly gets the skinny from her customers.

“I’m told the girls at Sheri’s are prettier,” she says. I tip her and leave.

Approaching the brothels, the scenery improves dramatically. It’s the Wild West again—open spaces, horses grazing and big sky. I decide to eyeball each place and then make a choice.

Pulling into the Chicken Ranch parking lot I notice a sign outside that says, “Ladies Welcome” and I see eight parked cars. I decide to move on and check out Sheri’s. There I see twice as many vehicles. What I’m most impressed with is that both places look a lot more inviting than when I visited in 1995. Back then, both were just a group of trailers strung together.

At the Brothel — I Meet the Girl for Me

I decide on Sheri’s. The exterior of the place is attractive, with large reproductions of the erotic art of Olivia on the walls. There are two entrances—above one door the neon says “Sports Bar” and above the other, “Girls Girls Girls.” I opt to enter the sports bar. I’m so nervous I’m afraid my voice will crack like a 13-year old if I don’t have a drink before I ask for the so-called “line-up” of girls.

The dark and loud bar could be any one of a hundred local joints in Las Vegas. There are sports programs playing on the TV’s and a pool table to my right. The difference is that there are several hot young girls sitting off to my left wearing skimpy lingerie. They smile at me as I move to the bar. (What a friendly place!) I sit down and order a beer. The bartender immediately asks me if I want to see the girls.

“I’d like to have a beer before I see the line-up,” I said.

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The beer—a Heineken—is reasonably priced at $5.00. The bartender serves me, and 15 seconds after she sets it down—I timed it—a woman comes over and introduces herself. She’s tall, maybe 5’7”, with blonde hair and brown eyes. She’s as beautiful as any woman I have ever been close to. She has enormous breasts, a flat stomach and a small, tight, world-class ass. She’s wearing a black g-string and a pink bra, and is extremely friendly. I offer her a drink, which she declines. I like the fact that she doesn’t hustle me for an expensive drink.

She asks me if I have been to a brothel before. I lie and tell her, “No, and I have no idea what to expect. I don’t even know if I can afford to be here.” This is not actually a lie, since I assume that prices have gone up since 1995.

She is very complimentary and skilled at putting me at ease. This is good because I’m surprisingly anxious. I’ve been close to hundreds of nearly naked, gorgeous women in the Vegas strip joints, and I’ve had more hot lap dances than I can remember. But today I’m going to get naked with this girl and anything can happen.

After 20 minutes of conversation I learn that she lives in Los Angeles and comes to work at Sheri’s two weeks per month. She claims that when in L.A. she has a completely different career and does not do any kind of hooking. She’s very likable and I’m impressed at how intelligent she is.

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By this time I had seen about ten other girls in the bar. All of them were attractive, but my girl was outstanding.

I tell her, “It’s not going to get any better than you. I don’t need to see a line-up. But I don’t know if I can afford your time.”

“Well, let’s go to my room and talk about it,” she says.

“And if I decide I can’t afford you, there will be no hard feelings, right? And I can come back here for a line-up?”

“Absolutely,” she replies.

With that, I let her take me by the hand and lead me away.

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Party with Nikki Benz Friday at Sapphire – Make Reservations Now

Nikki Benz

Nikki Benz – Penthouse Pet of Year 2011

Porn superstar Nikki Benz will be the featured performer at Sapphire (club review / club website) this Friday (Mar 4) and she will be available for private VIP parties at the club (reserve early).

Nikki was the Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2011, won Howard Stern’s Strongest Naked Woman Contest in 2012, has been nominated for more than a dozen AVN and XBIZ Awards, and five times has been a finalist for the F.A.M.E. Hottest Body Award. She’s appeared in such films as Drowning in Bitch Juice, Slutty Wife Happy Life, and Knockout Knockers.

The “Show Me Sapphire” series features a different adult film star every Friday and Saturday night–not only dancing on stage and signing autographs, but also available for lap dances, VIP room dances, and even private dinner dates.

Packages start at $135 to join the featured star at her private table (open bar included) and run to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with the star of your choice.   Get all the details and book your package at Sapphire’s website online here.

See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire for a comprehensive list of all the featured performers who will be appearing at Sapphire through mid-April.

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