A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Free Drinks and Hot Dancers at Hustler’s Las Vegas Happy Hour

Checked out Hustler’s Happy Hour yesterday, which runs from 4 – 8 pm daily, with an open bar (free drinks). Went with my wife. Stayed for an hour or so around 5 – 6 pm. The crowd was very light, mostly guys sitting at the bar or tables drinking, occasionally wandering off with a dancer to the VIP, but the atmosphere was congenial. No one acted shocked or in the least disturbed at the presence of my wife.

There were 6-8 dancers, 3 or 4 top-of-the-line, great on the poles and the floor work. Most of the time we were the only ones sitting on the rail and tipping the dancers. It was a perfect scene for watching dancers because with no one else on the rail, we got all the attention. Actually had a blast. My wife bought me a lap dance.

The dancers were really outgoing toward my wife, as they often are to women at strip clubs. (She’s a better tipper than me…)

I’ll do an article soon on going to strip clubs with your wife or girlfriend as more and more Vegas clubs are female and couples friendly. I always have more fun when I go with my wife than when I go alone or with other guys.

I’ll recommend Hustler’s Happy Hour regardless of how you go. They’ve got some truly gorgeous, talented and witty dancers working day shift at this club, even mid-week.

The Erotic Heritage Museum – Harry Mohney’s Passion

I spent an hour wandering through this place during their grand reopening and I could have spent a couple more hours just browsing through the wall of female teachers who’d had sex with their underage students (there have been dozens of them!), the Larry Flynt shrine, the classic pin-ups  and Playboy covers,  and mannequins dressed in fetish gear. Read more …

M Resorts’ Daydream Pool Club

A New Addition to the Topless-with-Pasties Vegas Pool Scene, Or Is It?

Daydream Pool Club is M Resort’s adult pool/party pool.  I went to check it out on a hot Saturday afternoon because I got the word that, like Sapphire’s Pool, Daydream allowed female guests to wear pasties instead of swimsuit tops. After visiting Sapphire, I had been hoping the idea would catch on and all the Vegas party pools would soon become topless-with-pasties.  From Vegas I hoped it would spread to L.A. and New York, and from there to the rest of the world.

It was late afternoon when I got there and the party was raging.  Read more …