A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Tao Beach Report – One Weird Thursday

I took my wife to Tao Beach at the Venetian yesterday afternoon around 3:30. The temp was in the neighborhood of 100ºF, so we got a couple cold drinks and found a place to sit in the shade. There was a pretty good crowd. People were dancing, the beach balls were flying, the pool itself was crowded, but sadly I must report that not a single female was topless. That’s not necessarily a big deal—as I discussed in my Topless Pools Overview, sometimes no starter shows up.

More disturbing, however, was that the male/female ratio was almost 2-to-1 male. I’ve never seen that here before. And that’s just what I found inside the pool area. Outside, there was a line of guys all waiting to enter. (Needless to say, no females in that line.)

I was also disconcerted to see that the crowd did not look like the normal young hip party-pool crowd I’ve seen at Tao Beach on prior visits. This was an older crowd—not a lot of women you’d go out of your way to see topless. My wife, who’s in her 50s, said this was the first topless pool she’d been to in Vegas where she felt she could compete. (I said, “Baby, you’re way above the competition at every pool in town.”)

In any case, it was still a pleasant place to have a drink with my wife. Beware: The pina coladas are heavy on the rum.

I’ll get back to Tao Beach soon to check it out again. You can never judge a pool by one visit. I’ll update my main review of this pool if it appears the scene has changed. For now I’ll attribute it to one weird Thursday.

Stripping for Higher Education (continued)

According to a story on theindychannel.com (ABC News in Indiana), a college student identified only as “Maggie” will graduate debt-free because she’s earning $180,000/year working part time as a stripper. Maggie attends the University of Maryland in College Park, majoring in political science and Spanish.  Every weekend she takes a 3-hour train ride to Manhattan where she works, then returns to College Park on Monday to get back to her classes.

Asked about whether she felt working as a stripper was demeaning, Maggie said: “I have felt so much more disrespected as a waitress than I have ever felt as a dancer.”

In March, we published a report (“Stripping for Higher Education”) about a survey that found that almost one-third of strippers in the UK were actively enrolled in colleges and universities.

An App to Help Parents Give Their Newborn Daughters a Stripper Name

There’s a new app available at your local Apple store called “Nametrix.” The app has a database of common stripper names, including: Jaylynn, Jaelyn, Jaylyn, Neveah, Nevaeh, Heaven, Nautica, Laylah, Rihanna, Mylie, Miley, Cali, Lexus, Roxy, Capri, Candy, Candi, Mya, Stormy, Stormie, Windy, Rayne, Sunny, Delilah, Unique, Bambi, London, Paris, Aspen, Chyna, Scarlett and Scarlet.

Nametrix offers a similar list of common male stripper names (Duke, Rod, Brock, Tad, Cash, Jaxon, etc.) for parents who are blessed with a newborn son.

The app sells for 99¢ and it works only on iPhones and iPads. Parents-to-be who are Android users will have to use other methods to name their children.

I discovered this app on sfgate’s “Mommy Files,” where you’ll find a link to the Apple store where you can purchase and download this remarkable piece of software.

Sapphire Pool & Day Club: Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

SapphirePool OIf you’re looking for a topless pool, you’ve got about ten to choose from in this town where you can splash around in the water and lay in the sunshine and hopefully see some cute girls getting sun on their titties. Read my reviews, especially Tao Beach, and take your pick. But if what you’re looking for is more on the line of a strip club in the sunshine, there’s only one venue in town that will fill the bill: the Sapphire Pool & Day Club. Read More …