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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Reagan Reilly at Palomino

Reagan Reilly

TVO contributor and Dancer of the Month (see her pic gallery here) Reagan Reilly tells me she’ll be dancing tonight at Palomino Club (club review / club website), so I know where I’ll be a few hours from now.

Reagan was Miss Nude Wisconsin Grand Champion 2014 and a Newcomer of the Year Nominee 2015 by Exotic Dancer Publications.  In the past few years she’s been Miss Exotic Showgirl California, Miss Exotic Dancer Pennsylvania, and a finalist in Miss Exotic Dancer United States; she’s also gotten awards in dancer competitions for Hottest Body, Most Creative Pole Trick, Best Costume, and Best Breasts.

Reagan does feature dancing in gentlemen’s clubs all over the country, and has loyal fans who show up to see her dance whenever she comes home to Vegas. And this time Reagan is returning to Vegas from feature dancing classes in Florida, where she learned a hundred hot new ways to get naked on stage.

Reagan was TVO’s Dancer of the Month in January 2015. Since the pics in our gallery (link above) were taken, she’s had a boob job, which she wrote about in A Vegas Strip Club Dancer’s Diary.

Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers both on stage and in the VIP. Customers must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+. $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-towners alike. 80+ dancers.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. (Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance or two with what you save.)

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.

Note: Palomino gets packed on the weekends, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 26

Sapphire’s Feature Dancer, Porn Goddess Mia Lelani, Wants to Get You Alone in a Skybox Tonight

Mia Lelani

Mia Lelani Performs
Friday Night at Sapphire

You’ve heard of Sapphire (club review / club website) – that Vegas strip club with 400+ topless dancers, where famous porn actresses are now doing lap dances and private shows on the weekends? Maybe this is the night you ought to check this place out.

Because tonight (Friday), adult film star Mia Lelani, who has appeared in such sensitive art films as Ass Factor 4, Titty Sweat 3, and Don’t Tell My Wife I Buttfucked Her Best Friend, will be performing live on stage, and looking for guys who’d like to get a bit more up close and personal with her. She’ll be available for a private dinner date and lap dances when she’s not on stage.

You can reserve a seat at Mia’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar for $135. Reserve your seat or set up a private dinner date online here. For more information, see Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Adult Film Stars.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Saturday, February 27

Reagan Reilly Performing Live at Palomino Club

Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly Dances
at Palomino Club Saturday Night

Reagan Reilly, Miss Nude Wisconsin 2014, a 2015 TVO Dancer of the Month, TVO guest blogger, and one of the top erotic pole dancers in Vegas, will be performing on stage tonight (Saturday) at Palomino Club (club review / club website). Reagan also does smoking hot nude private shows in Palomino’s VIP and luxurious theme rooms.

Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar where the dancers get fully nude both on stage and in the VIP. Have a drink, sit back and enjoy the most erotic stage show in Vegas. (See our photo spreads of Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show, and The Pole Dancers of Palomino Club.)

Customers must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+.

Always reasonable drink prices. $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-towners alike. 80+ dancers.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. (Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance or two with what you save.)

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.

Note: Palomino gets packed on the weekends, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

Nikki Delano On Stage (and in Laps) at Sapphire Tonight

Nikki Delano

Nikki Delano Performs
Saturday Night at Sapphire

Tonight (Saturday) adult superstar Nikki Delano will be burning up the stage as Sapphire’s featured dancer. You can reserve a seat at Nikki’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar, and she’ll be available for VIP dances when she’s not on stage. Nikki is featured in such films as Battle of the Asses 5 and Bloe Job Fridays 6, but may be best known for her voice performer as Nikki the Stripper in Grand Theft Auto V (2013).

Miss Delano will also be available for a private steak and lobster dinner date with a special fan. Reserve your seat or set up a dinner date with Nikki online here.

For more information, see Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Adult Film Stars.

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a showcase of stand-up comics that takes place every Saturday night at 8 pm. There’s a separate $20 admission for the show, but your entry fee gets you into Sapphire (the gentlemen’s club) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. (You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 -9:30 pm.)

Top working comics that change weekly (tonight Chris Simpson and a Ryan Bourassa) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts) and a slick magician (Mon Dre) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially over-the-edge stuff that might be strip-club appropriate.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican–organic, non-GMO–from the El Dorado Cantina) before or during the show (Showroom doors open at 7 pm).

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room

This could be a good night to check out Vegas’ local burlesque scene. Tonight’s show is hosted by the Masked Magician Wrestler, THE SHOCKER, with headliner Lou Lou Roxy, plus: Pistol Holliday, Nox Falls, Miss Karla Joy, Suzil Von Schtupp & Tommy Lazer, Amber DeVille, Tralena Sable, Tipsy Gypsy, Mon Ami, and stage kitten Trixie Topovsky.
General admission seats are $15, up close VIP seating is $20. 8:30pm (doors), 9:00 (show). At Boomer’s Bar, 3200 W. Sirius, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+ 

Sunday, February 28

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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