A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs

Summer 2014 Edition

CRAZY HORSE THREE dancer2You guys can argue all you want. I live in Vegas, I go to strip clubs all the time, and these are the Las Vegas strip clubs where I’ve had the most fun.

This was not an easy list to compile. My initial intention was to list the top three clubs in first, second, and third order. Of the 25 strip clubs in Vegas, I made a list of the top dozen contenders and then I got stuck.   Read More

1923 Bourbon and Burlesque by Holly Madison

Holly Madison’s new speakeasy-inspired cabaret is exactly what Vegas has needed since Forty-Deuce disappeared in 2009–classic burlesque performed by professional dancers in an intimate environment with a live band. The dancers do some solo numbers and some group numbers and get down to either sexy lingerie or pasties and g-strings. But this is real burlesque dancing, with lots of stripper moves and teasing poses and attention paid to various individual members of the audience.

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The Resurrection of Crazy Horse Too

Crazy Horse Too is fast becoming one of Vegas’ premier lap dance palaces. This place has been discovered by the grade A dancers and there are hot bodies jamming the aisles everywhere you turn. I was there Saturday night and the parking lot was full by 10:30 and the club was jumping. I talked to a few of the dancers at the bar. One had recently moved to CHToo from Sapphire, another from Rhino, a third from Little Darlings.

The recent remodel (the old club was all but gutted) has made the place into a lap dance aficionado’s dream club. Read More …

Customer Sues Stripper to Get His Money Back

According to Radio Station 97.9 (the Box) in Houston TX, a stripper who performs as “Nomi” is being sued in small claims court by a customer (identified only as “Robert”). He says they had a relationship. She says, “I’ve never heard of a customer suing a stripper … This guy is a nutcase.”

In a later report from a UK website, Robert is quoted as saying the money he gave her was a loan. Nomi is quoted: “I’ve given him gifts, too. How do I get my booty and boobs back.”

I’m taking all bets on Robert losing. I think Nomi’s “nutcase” defense will prove to be the stronger legal position. (Wait, I take that back. I’m not taking all bets. I’m in Vegas for chrissake. I got too many acquaintances who will be calculating the odds and trying to negotiate points. My opinion: Robert’s a nutcase.)