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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Adult Film Stars at Sapphire Available for Dinner Dates, Lap Dances, and Soon – a Dip in the Pool

People come to Vegas to party. That’s no secret. That’s why Bugsy built this town.

In Vegas you can party harder and crazier than you can party anywhere else. But drinking and gambling … that’s yesterday’s party. That’s for amateur party animals.

Isn’t it time you moved up to partying with porn stars?

It’s not a fantasy anymore. You can party with a porn star every Friday and Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website).

The featured performers–adult films’ biggest stars–are also available for VIP dances, private shows, and private dinner dates. See Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Adult Film Stars for a schedule of the porn stars who are coming up.

Packages start at $135 to join the featured star at her private VIP table (open bar included) and run to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show (reserve early–you can do it  online here).

This weekend Sapphire will be featuring Shawna Lenee on Friday (April 1) and Rubber Doll on Saturday (April 2). Shawna has starred in the heartwarming Baby Got Boobs and family-favorite, A Big Tit Christmas. Rubber Doll does fetish videos and wears a lot of latex, which she fills out very nicely.

Porn Stars at the Sapphire Pool and Dayclub

Starting on the weekend of April 22, the featured performer at Sapphire on Friday night will also host the Sapphire Pool party on Saturday afternoon. And the featured performer on Saturday night will host the pool party on Sunday afternoon.

Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) has been the best topless pool party in Vegas for the past two summers.  They offer a great party, and the topless scenery is unsurpassed, with many of club’s hundreds of dancers taking advantage of the Vegas sunshine in their thongs and pasties.

Sapphire has some great package deals for their pool parties this summer. See How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Here’s the Featured Performer Schedule through the End of May:

Fri 4/22 Kenna James in the club
Sat 4/23 Kenna James in the pool

Sat 4/23 Abby Lee Brazil in the club
Sun 4/24 Abby Lee Brazil in the pool

Fri 4/29 Bridgette B in the club
Sat 4/30 Bridgette B in the pool

Sat 4/30 Richelle Ryan in the club
Sun 5/1 Richelle Ryan in the pool

Fri 5/6 Tasha Reign in the club
Sat 5/7 Tasha Reign in the pool

Sat 5/7 Tori Black in the club
Sun 5/8 Tori Black in the pool

Fri 5/13 Veronica Vain in the club
Sat 5/14 Veronica Vain in the pool

Fri 5/20 Eva Lovia in the club
Sat 5/21 Eva Lovia in the pool

Sat 5/21 Kleio Valentien in the club
Sun 5/22 Kleio Valentien in the pool

Sat 5/27 Nina Elle in the club
Sun 5/28 Nina Elle in the pool

Sat 5/28 Riley Steel in the club
Sun 5/29 Riley Steel in the pool
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NCAA Final Four and Championship Game Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Oshun Is a Sapphire Gem

March Madness wraps up with the Final Four games on Saturday, April 2 and the Championship game on Monday, April 4. Here’s what’s happening in the Vegas strip clubs.

For the Final Four games (April 2), Sapphire (club review / club website) has daytime (10 am – 6 pm) package deals. The Game Day Open Bar package includes complimentary transportation, front of line admission, no cover charge, a VIP table on the main floor, and a 2-hour open bar for $30. Other packages (for bottles and groups) are available on the Sapphire website (see March Madness Packages), or call the club at 702-869-0003 to reserve the club limo with or without a package deal.

For the NCAA Championship Game (April 4), Sapphire will have a hosted open bar through the first half of the game. Bottle and group packages are available on Sapphire’s website here.

The best part about seeing the games at Sapphire is the lap dance scene that takes place after the games. Sapphire has the hottest high mileage lap dance scene in Vegas with 400+ dancers at peak hours looking to get cozy in your lap and in your hands. Bring twenties and have fun.

Crazy Horse III (club review) is advertising Bud Light beer specials for the Final Four and Championship Games.

Hustler Club (club review) is advertising a “$25,000 Contest” that will take place during the Championship Game (with no hint as to what this “contest” might be.)

For the Final Four games (April 2) and the Championship game (April 4), Spearmint Rhino (club review) will have $150 premium bottles available from 8 am – 8 pm.
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California Prudes Harassing Porn Shoots

According to the Los Angeles Daily News, on March 9, Cal/OSHA imposed a fine of $77,875 on Third Rock Enterprises, a Southern California porn company, for failure to use condoms in sex scenes involving penises, among other safety violations.

Last month, according to XBIZ.com, Cal/OSHA tried to pass even more stringent regulations that would require  “barrier protection for eyes, skin, mouth and mucous membranes.” They wanted to force actors to wear goggles in any scene where any bodily fluid might drip, splash, spurt or flow.  These new regulations would have made French kissing (using tongues) illegal in Hollywood and TV dramas. Cal/OSHA needed 4 out of 5 votes to pass the new regulations.  The crazy thing is that they got 3 out of 5!

Think of it!  Three out of five of California lawmakers thought it would be a good idea to require oral dams for French kissing scenes! Maybe Cal/OSHA should start monitoring high school make-out parties.

Now, the owner of Third Rock Enterprises is James Deen, a well-known porn actor in a world of shit within the adult film biz after getting accused of inappropriate behavior with porn actresses both on and off the set. But that doesn’t mean Cal/OSHA is right.

Fortunately, the fine is unlikely to hold on appeal. According to Reason.com, one porn company that was recently fined $20,000 by Cal/OSHA settled for $685. And when John Stagliano’s Evil Angel Productions refused to settle, Cal/OSHA dropped the charges the morning of the court date and fined Evil Angel some insignificant amount for having a faulty air compressor.

So Cal/OSHA prudes are limited for now mainly to petty harassment of adult film producers and performers.

The great majority of people who work in the industry are opposed to the condom law. The laws are championed by AIDs activists, though the porn industry – with its self-imposed strict STD testing rules – has a lower rate of HIV infection than the general population.

MikeSouth.com, a blog that follows the porn industry, has James Deen’s statement on the whole affair.  For more information on John Stagliano’s long-running battle with government harassment, see Day #4: John Stagliano on his Art, in my AVN / Adult Entertainment Expo Diary.
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