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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 25

Palomino Club – Full Nude, Full Bar & the Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

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Lilith & Fiona
Palomino Club

If you’re looking to get turned on tonight, consider Palomino Club (club review / club website).

♦ It’s the only club in town with a full bar where the dancers are fully nude.

♦ The stage show is like an erotic circus.  Picture multiple beautiful nude girls in flight at the top of stripper poles, girls writhing on stage together, removing each other’s clothes, and lap dances with dancers upside down in guys laps.  This club has dancers who really know how to dance and they egg each other on to think up ever wilder and more erotic feats.  It’s like a naked Cirque show.

♦ It’s the only club in Vegas that serves alcohol where the dancers only have to be 18.

♦ The drink prices are the same for locals and out-of-towners, and a great value for all – $6 drafts, $8 domestics.

♦ There’s no extra bar tab in the VIP room, where you can get a fully-nude private show, in a private, curtained booth, for only $100.

For an idea of the stage and VIP room shows, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett of Palomino Club for some pics taken inside the club.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance or two with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  You must be 21+.

Sapphire – Solving Men’s Biggest Problems, One Lap Dance at a Time

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Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire, the Word’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club (club review / club website), has 400+ gorgeous dancers in g-strings and tiny tops, all looking for a reason to take the top off. You can be the reason.

Sapphire is where you go when you’re in a mood to relax with a drink while one beautiful woman after another sits in your lap and tries to turn you on. Their success rate (with me at least) is through the roof. Bring twenties. If it’s been a tough week (month, year) these girls are a real handful and they will put you in a good mood fast.  Sapphire’s hot and heavy lap dance scene is the wildest in town.

Plus, every Friday and Saturday night, Sapphire is featuring a different adult film star, both on stage and available for private shows and dinner dates.

Tonight only, porn queen Adriana Chechik will be the featured performer. Adriana was riveting as Kara in College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives (based on a true story).

Packages start at $135 to join the featured star at her private VIP table (open bar included) and run to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show (reserve early–you can do it  online here).

If you’re coming mainly for the lap dance scene, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Sapphire’s March Madness Daytime Package Deals

If you’re an NCAA basketball fan, Sapphire is screening all of the March Madness games.

One of the best deals you’ll ever get in a Vegas strip club is Sapphire’s “Game Day Open Bar” package that includes complimentary transportation, front of line admission, no cover charge, a VIP table on the main floor, and a 2-hour open bar for $30. These packages are available for every March Madness game.

Other packages (for bottles and groups) are available on the Sapphire website (see packages), or call the club at 702-869-0003 to reserve the club limo and the VIP package of your choice.

Saturday, March 26

Sapphire – Come for the Elegance, Stay for the Tits

If you’ve never had a lap dance and you’re in Vegas this weekend, this is the perfect time to try out this new hobby you’ve heard so much about. The best place to do it is Sapphire (club review / club website)–the lap dance aficionado’s Mecca.

In a lot of cities, strip clubs impose a hands-off rule on lap dance customers. Vegas is not one of those cities. Nevada is a strong supporter of First Amendment rights, and physical contact between a dancer and her audience (even if it’s an audience of one) is an artistic communication protected by the U.S. Constitution. Isn’t this one of the reasons you came to Vegas? To stand up for your Constitutional rights and show your support for our artists? Bring twenties.

Tonight (Friday), in addition to the lap dance scene, Sapphire is featuring adult film star Bonnie Rotten, who will be performing both on stage and available for private VIP parties at the club (reserve early). Bonnie won the AVN Award in 2014 for Female Performer of the Year, and has turned in stellar performances in such films as Anal Candy Disco Chicks and Dirty Girls Do It Better.

Check out our pic gallery of Bonnie live on stage in Vegas last year during AVN week.

You can reserve a seat at Bonnie’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar for $135, or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with Bonnie online here. For more information, see Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Adult Film Stars.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Comedy Hour showcases up-and-coming stand-up comics every Saturday night at 8 pm. Your $20 entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 -9:30 pm.

Top working comics (tonight Roger Rodd and a “guest comic” TBA) that change weekly plus a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts) and a fine magician (Mon Dre, who is suave and reminiscent of the young Lance Burton) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially over-the-edge stuff that might be strip-club appropriate.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Deja Vu Love Boutique Scavenger Hunt

Just in time for Easter, Deja Vu is having a scavenger hunt in their Love Boutique, the adult retail store adjacent to Deja Vu Showgirls (club review). There’s no entry fee and you can win prizes. It’s at 2 pm Saturday afternoon.

Sunday, March 27

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

Most Requested Sexual Services in Las Vegas Area Brothels

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Most Requested Sexual Services in Las Vegas Area Brothels

Nevada’s brothels serve about 400,000 clients per year. If you’ve ever been curious about what’s going on at these brothels, especially the legal brothels near Las Vegas, here are the results of a recent survey conducted in a brothel in neighboring Pahrump.

Based on data from 113 courtesans, the most popular sexual services requested by men are:

Half & Half (half oral – half intercourse) – 52%
GFE (Girlfriend Experience) – 37%
BDSM – 6%
Foot Fetish – 3%
Cross-dressing – 1%

There’s also some anal sex going on, including pegging, which is guys requesting it in the ass with a strap-on or dildo.  (Pegging requests have apparently been going up since the release of Deadpool, with Deadpool-style sex marathons now gaining in popularity at local brothels.)

Another small percentage of guys go to Vegas area brothels strictly for a massage–typically with a happy ending, though that’s not required–including Japanese Nuru massage, which is basically the masseuse rubbing you all over with her own naked body, with both of you oiled up with a special seaweed gel.

And brothels aren’t just for men anymore. About 15% of the customers at local brothels are male/female couples, female/female couples, or single females (with the greatest percentage of these being single females). The most popular sexual services requested by women at Vegas area brothels are:

Girl on Girl Parties – 69%
Toy Parties – 28%
Multiple Girl Parties – 3%

As for couples, they are mainly coming for threesomes, but they are also looking for someone to watch or be watched, or perhaps explain some things. Here are the numbers:

Threesome – 94%
Voyeurism – 5%
Sex Education – 1%

For more information on prices and what it’s like to go to a legal brothel, see our in-depth report on Las Vegas area escorts and brothels.

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How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style

Sapphire’s New Pool Packages

SapphirePool9Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) is my favorite topless pool party in Vegas. Lots of locals go here. If you go here once, you’ll know why–great dj’s, great drink specials, great special events, and–most important–the best topless scenery in Las Vegas.  That’s because Sapphire Pool is where the Sapphire dancers go to party and work on their tans.

You don’t have to spend a lot of money to have a great time at this pool.  You don’t have to rent a lounge chair, daybed, or cabana in order to have a place to sit down–you can always sit at the bar (if a barstool is available). Or you can sit on the edge of the pool with your feet in water. The seat at the bar would be shaded. The seat on the edge of the pool would not.

SapphirePool WBut if you’re planning on staying for a few hours and would appreciate the extra comfort, Sapphire is offering new packages this year that are a great deal for out-of-towners, including a $70 package that gets you a lounge chair, limo transport from your hotel to the pool, free admission, and $50 in food/beverage credit.

And when you get the lounge chair, it’s yours for the day. You don’t have to worry about someone else stealing it if you take a dip or disappear into the VIP room with one of Sapphire’s sunbathing dancers. (And yes, you can do this.)

If there are two or more of you, you can get multiple Lounge Chair packages at $70 each, though I suggest you take a look at the packages available for couples and groups, all of which include seating, transport, admission, and generous food/beverage allowances. (See the packages here, or call 702-869-0003 for reservations.)

One month from today, on Friday, April 22,  the Sapphire Pool opens for the summer, and it will be open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm.

If you’re planning a trip to Vegas in the next few months, and you’re hoping to hit one of Vegas’ notorious topless pool parties, it’s not too early to book one of Sapphire’s Day Club package deals. Some packages on some dates are already sold out, so don’t wait till the last minute.