A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Pole Expo 2015 Comes to Vegas September 9 – 13

Pole Expo 2015, a five-day celebration of pole dancing and related performance arts, will be held at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino September 9 – 13. The Expo features workshops, seminars, and lots of performances including pole competitions and a star showcase with many of the top pole dancers in the country.

For complete info on Pole Expo, including a full schedule of workshops and performances, and to purchase tickets to any of the events, go to the Pole Expo website.

“Pole Show LA” is one of the many groups participating in Pole Expo this year. Pole Show LA will be performing in the Vinyl showroom at the Hard Rock on Friday, September 11 — two shows at 7:30 and 10 pm.

For some of the best pole dancing in the Las Vegas strip clubs, go to Little Darlings (club review / club website), Palomino Club (club review / club website), or Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website).

And see our galleries of some of Vegas’ best strip club pole dancers:  Shelby Sparks at Deja Vu Showgirls, Scarlett at Palomino Club, and Reagan Reilly at Little Darlings.

Prostitution Is Now Legal for the Wealthy

Of the major world economies (G20 countries), only five outlaw prostitution:  China, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, and the United States (with the exception of Nevada’s legal brothels). Such great company we keep!

But a new article by SouthBay Research (via Zerohedge.com) makes a pretty strong case that prostitution is essentially legal for the elite (the 0.001%), just not for the rest of us.

A website called SeekingArrangement.com was created in 2006 purportedly to help female college students (“sugarbabies”) who cannot afford to continue with their schooling find sponsors (“sugardaddies”) who will pay for their educational expenses in exchange for “companionship.”

According to the article, 3.3 million hopeful sugarbabies have posted profiles on the site. Since the US govt reports that there are 11.5 million female college students in the US, purportedly 30% of the women in college in this country are actively seeking men willing to be their sugardaddies.

Of course, SeekingArrangement insists that this is not prostitution, as the sugardaddies are seeking real companions and these women are seeking “mentors.”

According to SouthBay Research, the average annual income of the sugardaddies registered on the site is $500K, and the average monthly payment made to the sugarbabies is $5K.  (That’s a good deal for the sugardaddy–about the equivalent of four visits a month to a Nevada brothel.)

Welcome to the new service economy.  The article also reports that the UK’s Office of National Statistics says prostitution now accounts for 0.7% of UK GDP.


Las Vegas’ First Marijuana Dispensary Opens Today

EuphoriaWellness2Forty medical marijuana dispensaries were approved for Clark County last year, and the first one–Euphoria Wellness–finally opened for business today, Monday, August 24. The pot shop is only serving “invited” customers today and tomorrow, but will open to the general public on Wednesday.

Nevada’s dispensaries will cater to medical marijuana patients from any of the 19 states that currently issue medical marijuana cards. That makes sense since this is a tourist destination and interstate travel with marijuana, especially on airlines, could be dangerous.

Unfortunately, with only one legal seller at the moment, pot is expensive in Las Vegas. Depending on the strain, the price averages around $100 per quarter-ounce. Because of the shortness of product available, Euphoria Wellness is currently limiting purchases to a half-ounce per person. You can find the store’s menu and price list on the Euphoria Wellness website.

Almost 10,000 Nevada residents have medical marijuana cards–with roughly 7,000 in Clark County where Las Vegas is located–so expect the lines to be long at Euphoria Wellness until a few more of the authorized dispensaries open for business.

State regulations prohibit pot shops from using slang terms like “grass” or “weed” in their marketing, as the state wants its dispensaries to look more like pharmacies than head shops.

Euphoria Wellness is located at 7780 S Jones Blvd, Las Vegas, 702-960-7200. Open daily 10 am – 8 pm (10 am – 6 pm Sunday).

Next year, legalization of pot for recreational use will be on the ballot here. Based on recent polls, Nevada is expected to vote in favor of legalizing weed for all adults to enjoy.