A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

It’s Amateur Night at Little Darlings Tonight (Wednesday)

Dancer at Little Darlings Vegas

Vallerina Dances at
Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Sometime after midnight tonight (probably closer to 1 am) Little Darlings (club review) will open it’s main stage to amateurs. Little Darlings is a nude club, so contestants must be 18+ (with ID) and female. The only other qualification is a desire to get up on stage and take their clothes off.

It can be fun to watch girls who are trying to strip on stage for the first time. I imagine some have been practicing at home in front of a mirror. When I interview dancers in strip clubs, I always ask them what it was like the first time they got naked on stage. Many admit to being nervous, or scared, or even terrified, but most also admit to having fantasized about it and feeling exhilarated by the experience.

A lot of the contestants who show up for amateur night are girls who are trying to break into the business and they view this performance as their audition. Some will not be amateurs, but dancers from other clubs who are considering performing at at the club, so they also consider this an audition. And some of the contestants are simply trying to get the prize money — $300 for first place, $150 for second, and $50 for third. Not bad for about two minutes on stage.

The winner is chosen by audience response.

The admission charge is $35 for out-of-towners (locals $15).
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Military Appreciation Night at Deja Vu Showgirls

Thursday night at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) is Military Appreciation Night. If you’ve got a group of five or more with military ID, all over 21, Deja Vu will pick you up in their limo, bring you to the club, and give you free admission and a bottle on the house.

And yes, they will pick you up at Nellis.

Once you’ve polished off the free bottle, drinks at Deja Vu are only $3. That includes all beer–domestics and imports–plus all well and call drinks (excluding wines, champagnes, and super premium liquors). Bottles are $69.
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Open Bar at Deja Vu Showgirls Tonight (Monday)

If you’re in Vegas tonight, or on any Monday night, Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) has an open bar (free drinks) from 6 pm to midnight. The open bar includes all beer–domestics and imports–plus all well and call drinks (excluding wines, champagnes, and super premium liquors).

The beer price goes to $6 after midnight, with wells and calls going to $6 and $9 respectively.
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