A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Strip Clubs Are Cranking Up for Monday Night Football

Monday Night Football is four weeks away, but already the Vegas strip clubs have started to announce their parties. If you’re planning to be in Vegas on any Monday night between mid-September and the end of December, you ought to plan ahead to hit one of the strip club parties.

The first Monday Night Football game is a double header on Sept 14.

Sapphire (club review / club website) is already selling season passes to its football parties. $150 gets you into all 16 MNF games, plus the Super Bowl party. For each game, you get 3 drinks, pizza, and wings. That comes to $8.82 per game. A great deal if you attend all games, or even if you miss a few. There are dollar dances at half time. See my review from last year: “The Best Lap Dance in Vegas”

Crazy Horse III (club review) is selling season passes for $75, and their pass covers all Monday, Thursday, Saturday. and Sunday games, and includes a beer bucket or three (sponsored) drinks. Let’s see, that’s 68 games, with 5 beers per game, makes 340 beers for $75 … that’s 22¢ per beer.

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) isn’t selling season passes – since it’s throwing FREE MNF Parties. On Monday nights, all drinks are free from 6 pm to midnight, which means that after the game, you’ll still have a few hours of free drinking. This includes all beer, all well drinks, and all call drinks (excluding champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors). Let’s see, that’s 16 games times 20 drinks per game times $0 per game equals 0¢ per beer. Expect the pizza and popcorn to be on the house. Hard to beat that price. At all other strip club MNF parties that I’ve known about over the past five years or so, when the game’s over, you pay club rate for drinks. This is a crazy deal.

Treasures (club review) is advertising Super Sunday packages, but provides no info on the regular MNF parties. In years past, they’ve done a great buffet, and they also have had dollar dances at halftime.

OG (club review) is not advertising MNF parties yet. In years past they’ve had pizza and wings and hot dogs and beer specials–and dollar dances. The club is under new management, so we’ll watch for info.

Other clubs that have had MNF parties in years past, but have not announced plans yet are Hustler Club (club review), Cheetah’s (club review), and Babes (club review). We’ll watch for info.

If you want to know why the Vegas strip clubs are giving away so much for so little–contrary to their reputation–it’s because MNF nights are party nights. The games are early by strip club standards, and the clubs are betting that once you see their dancers, you’ll hang out after the game and spend some money.

So these are the best nights to spend money in Vegas strip clubs if you’re on a budget. You can get your drinking in cheap, and because dancers fly into Vegas from all over to work the MNF parties, the dancer selection is exceptional. It’s going to be a great football season.
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 14

Little Darlings Nude Club – Where Every Lap Dance Takes Place in a Private Room

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer Serenity

Serenity Dances at
Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney

Serenity, TVO’s June Dancer of the Month, is one reason. Serenity’s a serious artist but she’s dancing at Little Darlings (club review / club website) to earn the money to go to school to learn animation.

So, do a good deed and help a young girl pursue her dream. A lap dance from Serenity is an investment in her future (and your present).

All lap dances at Little Darlings are performed in private rooms, where you are alone with the dancer of your choice. Prices start at $20/song. Private-bedroom shows are $125 for 15 minutes, $250 for 30 minutes, and $400 for 60 minutes. And since there’s no booze, there’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee.

Customers must be 18+ (with ID). Dancers are also 18+.

Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15.

Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post. To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool – Where the Sapphire Dancers Work on Their Tans

SapphirePool WIt’s Champagne Friday and that means Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review / pool website) pours free champagne for female guests from 4-6 pm. The sponsors for the party today are Bud Light and Don Julio Tequila, so watch for specials throughout the afternoon.

The weatherman says it’ll be 97°F on Friday afternoon–a nice day for splashing around in the sunshine with topless girls.

This the only pool in Vegas where you can get a VIP dance from a topless babe in between your coconut-mango mojito and your watermelon margarita. The Sapphire dancers work on their tans here and there’s a secret back entrance from the pool to to Sapphire’s VIP room. (If you see a girl you like, all you have to do is ask.)

Sapphire’s Pool is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday. The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)

Call Sapphire for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Saturday, August 15

Palomino Club – All Nude, Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Sasha Dances at
Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with totally naked dancers and a full bar.  Get yourself a seat on the rail and settle in to watch one of the most erotic stage shows ever produced anywhere. The dancers come out two and three at a time on the main stage and every one’s a knockout.

Palomino’s drink prices are an excellent value, with domestic beers at $8 and drafts at $6. Most Vegas strip clubs charge $10+ for drinks.

The VIP room is divided into small curtained private rooms for a fully nude one-on-one private show at 3 songs/100, 30 min/250, 60 min/450, and there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP. Nude private shows can also be arranged in the club’s lavish theme rooms located upstairs.

You can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo.

Note:  This club gets packed, even on week nights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.

Delectable Dancers and the Best Drink Values in Town at Deja Vu Showgirls

deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby Sparks Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

TVO’s August Dancer of the Month, Shelby Sparks, is one of the features that make Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) one of my favorite Saturday night haunts.

Shelby is something special–one of those breathtaking dancers who seems to have been born to get naked and fly around a stripper pole.

You can get alone with Shelby in one of the club’s private rooms with a door you can close (your choice of couch or bed)  starting at $150 for 15 minutes, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. That’s only $10 more than the other major Vegas topless clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP (after you add their $40 bottle fee).

The $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free round-trip limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher.

Deja Vu has the best drink deals going among the major Vegas topless clubs, with all drinks (including all beer–domestics and imports, all well drinks, and all call drinks) priced at $3 all night, every night (all bottles except for super premium are $69–also the best value in town).

Out-of-staters can get free admission to Deja Vu (a $35 savings) plus your first drink on the house by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Saturday Night at Sapphire – A Lap Dance Tsunami

Dancer at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire gentlemen’s club (club review / club website) features one of the highest-mileage topless lap dance scenes in town with 400 of Vegas’s hottest bodies.

If you’re going to the club at peak hours over the weekend, Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. Not only do you get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table.  Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when the place gets packed and there may not be any other way to find a place to sit down.

Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $10 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.

Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Selfie Saturday

The sponsors for the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) today are Malibu Rum, Absolut Elyx, and Perrier-Jouet Champagne. Watch for freebies and specials throughout the day.

It’s also “Selfie Saturday.” Take a selfie, take a shot! (If you post your selfie to any social media site and show it to one of the bartenders or waitresses, you’ll get your free shot.)

The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge for the pool varies, usually from $20 to $30. (Locals always free.) Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).

Naked Yoga at Erotic Heritage Museum

Every Saturday night at 6 pm, there’s a coed Naked Yoga class at Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum (museum review). Classes are taught by Tasia. 6 pm, $20 cover, 18+, bring a yoga mat and water.  All skill levels welcome.

Sunday, August 16

National Rum Day at Sapphire Pool & Day Club

It’s National Rum Day and the the sponsor for the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) party today Bacardi Tangerine Rum. Watch for freebies and specials.

The party runs from noon to 6 pm, and if you’re a local (with NV ID), go early. Locals drink free from noon to 2 pm. 

Sapphire’s got a great Sunday deal for out-of-town visitors. If you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool–a great way to wind up your Vegas vacation.

If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel, they’ll transport you to the Sapphire Pool in their free club limo, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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Coming Soon: Scarlett from Palomino Club – Our September Dancer of the Month

scarlett-preview-2TVO’s Dancer of the Month for September will be Scarlett from Palomino Club (club review / club website). Scarlett is 18 years old and hails from San Francisco. She’s half Filipino, half Puerto Rican, and 100% gorgeous.

Scarlett’s ambition is to be a model, and in her photo shoot, you will see that she’s a natural, both on stage and doing a private striptease in one of Palomino’s theme rooms.

Palomino Club is the only strip club in Las Vegas that has a full bar and totally nude dancers. You must be 21+ with photo ID to be admitted.

But dancers only have to be 18+. That pink wristband on Scarlett’s right wrist means you can’t buy her a drink, fellas, but she will get naked for you in the VIP.

Cover charge is $30, but you can get in free if you drive yourself or take the free club limo.  Call 1.702.327.7258 for the ride.

To see and read about TVO’s other Dancers of the Month, see our Gallery of Las Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.
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