A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Open Bar at Deja Vu Showgirls Tonight (Monday, Aug 10)

Yes, it’s another monotonous Monday in Vegas. The weekend crowds are gone. We’re still weeks away from Monday Night Football. There’s nothing to do in this dead town except watch women take their clothes off and dance around while you get plastered on all the free booze you can drink.

Free booze?

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) is having a six-hour-long (6 pm – midnight) open bar tonight. Maybe the staff has been watching Bernie Sanders’ speeches and decided to redistribute the wealth.

The open bar includes all beer–domestics and imports–plus all well and call drinks (excluding wines, champagnes, and super premium liquors).

After midnight, the beer price goes to $6 each, with wells and calls priced at $9 and $12 respectively.
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Unfortunate Policy Changes at Some Popular Vegas Strip Clubs

Higher Prices and Lower Mileage

Spearmint Rhino (club review) has recently inaugurated a $44 dollar entry fee (up from $33), as well as a policy that locals will be charged the entry fee when the club is busy. A local friend told me he won’t go there anymore. When not crowded, Rhino sporadically enforces a one or two-drink minimum at the door (which they’ve been doing since last year). The only Vegas strip club that used to enforce a drink minimum at the door was notorious tourist trap Glitter Gulch (review).

And OG (club review) has recently increased its entry fee to $45 for out-of-towners. Locals who drive themselves don’t have to pay the $45, but may be charged $30 up front to cover the two-drink minimum at $15 per drink. (Again, that Glitter Gulch tourist-trap policy. OG doesn’t need to appeal to locals since, like Glitter Gulch and Rhino, they have a predominantly tourist crowd.)

Even worse, there’s also a new “no-touching” policy at OG on the main floor. Bouncers will give warnings to customers who are too free with their hands. I find this obnoxious. It’s so unVegas. Bouncers should be unseen and unheard unless called for by a dancer or customer, or summoned to break up a fight. The dancers are trying to perform and the customers are trying to enjoy the performance. No bouncer should ever stick his head into the performance unless the dancer asks for his help.

I’ve been in strip clubs in other cities where bouncers act like this and the clubs suck.  They’re no fun.

Fortunately, there are a number of better Vegas strip clubs available with great deals, gorgeous dancers, and a liberal mileage policy.  For my recommendations, see Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs.
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