A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

The Preliminaries for Miss Bum Bum Brazil Are Heating Up

Every year since 2011, Brazil has had a national beauty pageant that seeks to find (and worship) the best booty in the country. More than 500 women compete in Miss Bum Bum contests throughout the year to win a chance at representing their state in the final competition that takes place in Rio de Janeiro in November. The winner becomes a national icon and gets a lot of TV time and valuable endorsement contracts.

A few things have changed for the contest this year, the biggest change being that all contestants must prove that they do not have artificially enhanced butts. The bums must be real, not silicone. I’m not sure exactly how they test for this, but I’m sure a lot of experts have volunteered for the job of Official Butt Examiner.

The people of Brazil are so obsessed with butts that butt enhancement surgery has become a huge industry in the country. In 2013, plastic surgeons in Brazil reported they’d performed more than 63,000 butt-jobs. I reported on this in November in “Baby Got Back (and It Only Cost Her $10K),” as butt-enhancement surgeries are also now booming in the U.S.

The reason the Miss Bum Bum promoters are now insisting that only real bum bums may compete is that last year’s runner-up almost died after the contest when her butt implants became infected and she had to have most of her ass removed.

The other change this year is that after the contestants are whittled down to the 15 finalists, the public will be allowed to vote online! I’ll keep you posted on that as information becomes available.

Until then, here’s a video of some of the 2015 contestants in one of the preliminary events:

Two Dollar Tuesday at Deja Vu Showgirls

Plus “Naked in Neon”

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas Naked in Neon

Naked in Neon

The only place to go drinking tonight is Deja Vu Showgirls (club review), because it’s “You-Call-It Tuesday” at Deja Vu, and that means  all drinks are two bucks each all night long.

This two-buck deal includes all domestic and imported beers, all well drinks, and all call drinks. (Champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors are excluded.)

Plus, most Tuesday nights (at around 1 am), Deja Vu presents a black-light show, Naked in Neon, where you can watch dancers get messy on stage.

Deja Vu Showgirls is couples-friendly.  The cover charge is $35 for customers from out of state.  6-7 dancers.  Age 21+ for admission.
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Porn Newcomer Dylan Phoenix Dancing Nightly at Palomino Club

palomino-club-vegas-dancer-dylan-phoenix-2Fans of adult film newcomer Dylan Phoenix can now find her dancing at Palomino Club (club review / club website)

If you’re not yet familiar with Dylan Phoenix, she’s a 19-year-old with a drop-dead gorgeous body who has already been chosen by James Deen to appear with him on his adult site.

In her four months in the biz, she’s also appeared in such films as Big Tits on the Bottom Bunk, One Sneaky Pair of Tits, and Bachelor Party Orgy.

She also happens to be the daughter of adult actress Ryan Conner, currently best known for MILF roles.

Dylan says she’s a nymphomaniac who gets turned on performing.  She definitely has an uninhibited style in her stage performance and she says she really likes to get naughty in the private rooms.

Dylan dances at Palomino a lot, so you’re liable to catch her there most nights.

Palomino is the only fully-nude strip club in Las Vegas that serves alcohol. You must be 21+ to enter, but the dancers only have to be 18. Call 1.702.327.7258 for the free club limo.

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All pics are by Hew Burney.  You can follow Dylan on twitter at @DylanPhoenix69.

For my favorite adults-only pic of Dylan, see below. Read more…