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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 24

Palomino Club — Nude Girls & a Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

   The Palomino Club is the one and only strip club in Las Vegas where you can watch fully nude dancers on stage while you’re enjoying your favorite alcoholic beverages. Every other strip club in town that sells booze requires the dancers to keep their g-strings on. As a bonus, dancers here also get fully nude in the private dances that take place in one-on-one curtained booths or the club’s private bedrooms.

Plus, the stage show here is wild, featuring some of the best pole dancers in the country, steamy floor work and girl-on-girl acts, all totally naked.

On weekends, Palomino has 100+ total knockouts working the floor at peak hours. Take a look at our photo galleries of Valentina, Renee, or Scarlett, dancers at Palomino who perform there most weekends.  You can get any of them alone for a VIP dance in a private booth starting at only three songs for $100, with no extra bar tab. A private bedroom dance at Palomino Club is the sexiest nude entertainment in Vegas.

Drink prices are friendly here. Drafts are $6 drafts and domestic beers are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino Club’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.

Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Boobapalooza! Saturday at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Win a Beverly Hills Boob Job at Little Darlings Vegas

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper Roxi

Roxi in One of Little Darlings’ Bedrooms

This weekend, on Saturday, August 25, Little Darlings Vegas will be having a contest for dancers they’re calling “Boobapalooza!” The grand prize will be breast augmentation surgery at the Swall Surgery Center in Beverly Hills, California.

Because boob jobs cost thousands of bucks, I expect this to be one of the wildest Vegas strip club competitions ever, with the girls pulling out all the stops to be chosen the girl most worthy of having big tits. Look for crazy costumes and props. Little D’s is a totally nude club where dancers only have to be 18+.

Interested dancers should contact the club manager at 702-366-1141 to sign up and get full details. There will be a limited number of contestants and you must register in advance. You can’t just show up at the door and sign a list like you would for a wet t-shirt contest.

Also, guys, the house will be packed for this event. If you’re going to be in Vegas that weekend, make your reservations early and if you want a good seat, get there early. Admission is $20 for locals, $40 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas where every $20 lap dance is fully nude and takes place in a private booth away from the main floor. Nude private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes, the single best VIP dance rate in Vegas.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Ultra-Busty Porn Babes in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Get Physical with Kagney Linn Karter and Shay Evans at Sapphire

Kagney Linn Karter

Kagney Linn Karter at Sapphire

Sapphire’s popular Get-Physical-with-a-Porn-Star series, dedicated to getting the sexiest XXX girls off of your laptop and into your lap, continues this weekend with a couple of the bustiest, kinkiest babes in the porn scene.

On Friday night, August 24, Kagney Linn Karter will be doing stage sets and one-on-one VIP room performances with guys brave enough to ask. Then on Saturday afternoon, August 25, Kagney Linn will be trolling Sapphire’s topless pool for guys who like fooling around with busty sluts.

Blonde and built Kagney has starred in such XXX flicks as Sex and Submission, Rack-tastic and Overworked Titties. She’d love to make your Vegas vacation more special than you ever thought it could be.

Shay Evans at Sapphire Las Vegas

Shay Evans at Sapphire

On Saturday night, August 25, Shay Evans will be doing stage sets and luring horny dudes into the VIP for up-close-and-physical-fun. Then on Sunday afternoon, August 26, Shay will be getting wet and wild in Sapphire’s topless pool looking for guys who have dirty minds.

You may have seen Shay in some of her mega-kinky XXX flicks like Bondage Peril for Tape-Gagged Heroines, Big Tits at Work, and Sorry – Amarna’s a Little Tied Up Right Now.

Both Kagney Linn’s and Shay’s stage shows start at 11:30 pm. To get first crack at getting alone with either girl, you’d best reserve a seat at their private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. When they come off stage, these tables are their hunting grounds for guys with naughty ideas. You can take them into one of Sapphire’s private luxury Skyboxes or the club’s VIP room. There’s even a dinner date option that comes with whipped cream. Check out the porn star package deals here (or call 702-869-0003).

There’s also a $65 package that comes with a $50 drink voucher and a free shot if you feel more inclined to playing the field with Sapphire’s 400+ stacked dancers in the club’s all-night lap dance orgy. You can also reserve group, couple, and bottle packages through that link, all of which include a free limo to the club, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs. (Note:  Without a package deal, you may not find a place to sit down on a Friday or Saturday night.)

There’s Nuthin’ Like Swimmin’ with Topless Women

sapphire pool and day clubSapphire’s topless pool is open Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. This topless pool is unlike any of the other topless pools in Vegas, because Sapphire chums the waters with their own gorgeous dancers.  Conveniently, they wear pink wristbands so you know which girls are available for hands-on fun in the VIP. (Vegas strip clubs don’t have a no-touching law.) This is the best pool party you’ve ever been to, and it’s free (provided you don’t arrive by cab or Uber, etc.) Come in your own car or call for the club’s free limo at 702-869-0003.

Pool & Day Club package deals start at $70 and include free limo, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Call the same number, 702-869-0003 to make reservations.

On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a free pool check-out deal: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage while you enjoy the pool babes, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home — the perfect way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re planning to be in Vegas later in August or September, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star feature calendar.  We update that page weekly.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 17

Palomino Club — Full Bar & Fully Nude Girls

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Renee

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

   Palomino Club Vegas is the only strip club in town with a full bar and gorgeous dancers who get completely naked not only on stage but in high-mileage private dances. Plus, the stage show here is the wildest in Vegas, with girls flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl acts, and generally giving the guys on the rail way more than their money’s worth.

That means on weekends, Palomino gets to standing room only with 100+ girls working the floor at peak hours. To get an idea of the dancer quality, see our photo galleries of Valentina, Renee, or Scarlett, three recent dancers of the month from Palomino you will find dancing at the club most weekends.  You can get any of these dancers alone for a VIP dance in a private-curtained booth or one of the club’s private bedrooms starting at three songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. Palomino’s private bedroom dances are the ultimate in erotic entertainment.

Drink prices are a deal here, with $6 drafts and $8 domestic bottles for locals and out-of-staters alike. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

Palomino’s sexy stage show and couples-friendly dancers make it one of the best Vegas strip club dates for couples.  Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…