A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 6

Treasures — Stacked 9s and 10s in Vegas’ Most Luxurious Setting

  Treasures is the most elegant strip club in Vegas, with crystal chandeliers, balconies, a winding staircase, plush easy chairs in the VIP and oil paintings on the walls.

It’s also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse, open till 5 am on weekends, where you can entertain a buddy or client or even invite one of the club’s dancers for a romantic meal before you undress her for dessert.

This is also the darkest strip club in Vegas, meaning you won’t be irritated by flashing lights out on the main floor. And it’s dark for a reason. Privacy. Treasures dancers are flirty, friendly and uninhibited. To get an idea of how far they go, check out this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experience at the club.

Treasures is a premium Vegas gentlemen’s club and charges like it but you can have a lot of fun here for the price of a lesser club if you hook yourself up with one of the packages on the club website. Their $50 “club package,” for example, includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), in addition to free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.

If you prefer top shelf liquor and think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures’ offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package,” which is one of the best strip club package deals in Las Vegas. In addition to free admission, round-trip limo service, a line pass, and a VIP table, that package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne.

If you don’t want to commit to a package but you want to save on cab fare and the club’s admission charge, just call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached.  Topless, full bar, age 21+

Palomino Club — The Only Fully-Nude Vegas Strip Club with a Full Bar

Las Vegas stripper at Palomino Club

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and dancers that drop their g-strings. If you enjoy both an adult beverage and pussy, why would you go anywhere else?

The dancers here look like a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life.  Check out our photo galleries of ReneeLily and Octavia, all Palomino dancers, to see what’s in store for you. And the stage show here is the hottest in town, with naked angels flying around the stripper poles, in-your-face leg spreads and barely legal girl-on-girl fantasy acts.

Plus drink and private dance prices are among the friendliest in Vegas, with draft beers starting at only $7 and high-mileage, totally-nude VIP dances, in one-on-one private booths or private bedrooms, starting at only $100 with no extra bar tab.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984. If you’re by yourself, call for limo availability, as you can often catch a ride to the club if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location.

Or check out Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and even solo guys.  A package is a always a good deal here not only for the drink deals, but for the reserved table, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Meet Serena, Our Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month

Lovely Serena of Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer SerenaSpring is here and that big Vegas sun has started to warm up our days. To warm up our nights, Palomino Club presents the lovely Serena, TVO’s Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month for March 2020. If you’re trying to shake off the dreariness of winter, Serena has the perfect combination of youth, beauty and legs up to here to get your motor moving.

On stage, she’s all grace and sensuality, with her warm smile and sparkling eyes, and even when she’s naked, she exudes a sweet charm that makes you want to get closer to her.

Luckily for all of us, Palomino’s intrepid photographer, Matt Lotter, shot a photo set of Serena that you can view below. Keep in mind that when you see her on stage, Serena won’t be wearing quite so many clothes. And if you take her into one of Palomino’s fully private VIP booths or private bedrooms, she prefers to entertain you in the buff.

Palomino Club is one of the top Las Vegas strip clubs, and it’s the only strip club in Vegas that has both a full bar and totally nude dancers. Just call 702-642-2984 for free limo transport to the club for groups of two or more (solo guys should call for limo availability, as you can often catch a free ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).

Also, check out Palomino’s VIP package deals for bottle service, couples and groups. I recommend a package here not only for the club’s royalty treatment but for the reserved table, as this popular club gets to standing room only many nights by 10 pm.

Until you get to the club, you have our gallery of Serena to stoke your fantasies.

Click on the photos below the fold to enlarge.

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Open Bar for ConExpo at Sapphire Vegas

Open Bar Plus 400 Stacked 9s and 10s Every Night of ConExpo

Sapphire Gem Jessica Ann Needs Help Untying Her Top

Sapphire Gem Jessica Ann

If you are among the thousands of attendees and exhibitors at ConExpo next week, March 10-14, Sapphire Las Vegas will be hosting an open bar from 10-11 pm for you every night of the convention.  That’s five hours of free booze (everything but champagne and super premium liquors) just for showing your convention badge.

After a long hard day of checking out the latest in air compressors, rammers, rollers, backhoes, trenchers, grinders, mixers, scrapers, shot blasters, spider cranes and articulating boom lifts, buddy, you need a drink and some fine sets of soft titties to play with. Sapphire is Las Vegas’ largest gentlemen’s club, where 400+ stacked 9s and 10s in skimpy underthings are ready to start ramming, rolling, grinding, mixing, shot blasting and generally soothing your frazzled nerves in the wildest all-night lap dance orgy in town.

Pro Tip:  Do not take a cab or rideshare to Sapphire or you will be charged the standard $50 club admission.   Instead, get free admission by taking advantage of Sapphire’s fleet of free limos waiting to pick you up at your hotel and transport you to the club in style.  Just call 702-869-0003 to reserve your free ride and spend the fifty bucks you save on the girls.

You can also find great Sapphire package deals here for bottle service, groups and couples. All include a drink discount, a reserved VIP table, free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, and the full royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Porn Star Bonus Attraction on Friday and Saturday Nights

At 11:30 pm on Friday night (March 13), porn star Nina Elle will be performing topless on Sapphire’s main stage. On Saturday night (March 14), porn star Sarah Jessie will be the XXX treat of the night.

Both stars will start their stage sets at 11:30 pm and be available for VIP room private shows in between stage sets. For first crack at up-close-and-physical private playtime with your favorite star, check out Sapphire’s porn star packages here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Remarkable Racks on Display in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire Features Two of the Most Luscious Chests in Porn

Lana Rhoades at Sapphire Las Vegas

Lana Rhoades at Sapphire Friday

The feature performers at Sapphire Vegas this weekend have more than a few things in common. Both Lana Rhoades and Alexis Amore were high school cheerleaders and both began their adult modeling careers on Playboy TV.

Both also have bodaceous bods, with boobs to spare. Both segued from modeling to appearing in hardcore XXX flicks. And both have now moved on from making adult films to getting up-close-and-physical with their fans in one-on-one private shows. Serious boob men, this the weekend at Sapphire you have been waiting for.

On Friday night, March 6, Peruvian beauty Lana Rhoades will be the tasty treat of the night. Her first stage performance begins at 11:30 pm, but she’ll be hanging around the club all night long looking for guys to have more personal fun with.

Lana has 100% natural titties — a rarity in the porn world. She has appeared many times in the XXX TV series, Big Naturals, as well as in Playboy Cyber Girls, Playboy Plus, and Lana Rhoades Filthy Fantasies. If you consider yourself more of an ass man than a boob man, I should remind you that Lana also won the 2018 AVN Award for Best Anal Sex Scene. This girl is multi-talented.

Alexis Amore at Sapphire Las Vegas

Alexis Amore at Sapphire Saturday

Then, on Saturday night, March 7, Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler model Alexis Amore, star of Big Rack Attack, Slim and Stacked, and the aptly-titled Neverending Tits, will be the girl you can play with but can’t take home to meet Mom.

Alexis will start her stage sets at 11:30 pm, and she’ll be ready to start fooling around with you as soon as she comes down from the stage.

When they’re not on stage, Lana and Alexis hang out at their private tables where they tease their fans shamelessly until they find a guy they can lure into getting alone with them in the VIP or a Sapphire Skybox.

If you’ve decided to start realizing your fantasies, Lana and Alexis look forward to making it happen for you. Sapphire offers a package deal with a reserved seat at your favorite star’s private tables for only $135, and that package includes a two-hour open bar that includes the good stuff.

Drink as much as you need in order to shake off any inhibitions you may have about getting involved with a porn star who’s wearing nothing but a g-string and a smile. You’ll find this package deal and other porn star packages, including a dinner date with one of these babes, available on Sapphire’s website here.

Sapphire also offers a solo VIP package for $65 for guys who would prefer to indulge in Las Vegas’ wildest lap dance orgy. With that deal, you get a $50 drink credit plus a free shot and a reserved VIP table in the middle of 400+ stacked 9s and 10s. It’s a paradise for titty worshipers who show up with lots of twenties.

You can also find package deals available through that link for bottle service, groups and couples. All include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, and the full royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.  Since Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, I recommend a package deal here not only for the savings but for the reserved table, so that you’re not stuck at a lap dance orgy without a lap.

Note:  If you take a cab or Uber to Sapphire, you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Don’t waste your lap dance money on that! Even without a package deal, you can get free admission simply by calling 702-869-0003 for the free club limo.

If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, check out our Sapphire porn star calendar, now updated through June, to book your trip for when your favorite is appearing.  Topless, full bar, 21+