A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Two New Strip Clubs Open in Las Vegas

The Library Reopens as a Black Strip Club

The Library, a topless club on Boulder Highway, has reopened after being closed for six or seven years.  I’ve driven past the club a few times and it appeared rather dead.  So here’s what I know so far.

The new incarnation of The Library is a topless club with a full bar, but it’s only open on weekends and doesn’t open till 9 pm. Plus, it is now an urban club — meaning the clientele is primarily African-American and the music is mostly hip-hop and rap. Word is that the party gets going very late at this club.  Think 2 am.   Read more…

UFC 221 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

This Saturday, February 10, in UFC 221, Yoel “Soldier of God” Romero (Cuba) will be facing Luke Rockhold (USA) in Perth, Australia for the Interim Middleweight Championship. Romero (12-2-0) is an Olympic Silver Medalist in wrestling with deadly punching skills. Rockhold (16-3-0) is a former UFC Middleweight champ with all-over-the-cage fighting skills and a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu.

Both of these fighters are dangerous. Romero has never had a victory by submission; he likes to punch and 10 of his 12 victories are from KOs.  Watch for his aerial assaults, where he explodes upon touchdown.

At 6’3″, Rockhold has a significant height advantage over Romero, who is 5’11”. He also has a 4″ reach advantage, and half of his fights have ended in the first round. He’s been compared to a giant squid who engulfs his opponents.

As always, the best viewing parties for the fights will be at the Vegas strip clubs.  Get drink discounts and beautiful scenery to distract you when the gore gets to be too much.   Read more…

Bondage Princesses to Rule the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Mia Malkova and Emily Addison Back at Sapphire by Popular Demand

Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova at Sapphire Friday Night

Both of the porn stars coming to Sapphire Las Vegas (review) this coming weekend are babes who dig being roped up, taped up, strapped up or shackled, and then used mercilessly for pleasure.

On Friday, February 9, the always kinky Mia Malkova returns. Adorable Mia has appeared in tons of truly twisted XXX flicks, including Bondage Is in Fashion, Tied Up Costumed Girls, the immortal Tapebound and dozens more. How does a girl who looks so cute and innocent become such a total sex freak? Get her topless in your lap and ask her at Sapphire Friday night.

On Saturday, February 10, it’s busty Emily Addison returning to Sapphire’s stage and VIP rooms to have more fun with her depraved fans. Let’s be frank: Emily looks like she was built for sex and nothing but sex, as she’s demonstrated in such adult films as Roped & Groped 8, Double Bondage Pleasure, and critics’ fav Tied to My Work.

Emily Addison

Emily Addison at Sapphire Saturday

With that body, need I say Emily also gets lots of work as a model. She’s done steaming hot pictorials for Hustler, Maxim, High Society, Leg Show, and American Curves.  Isn’t it time you saw a first-rate centerfold up close and physical?

If you’d like to reserve a seat at Mia’s or Emily’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135 — getting you first flirting rights between their stage sets — you can do that online here.

You can also use that link to reserve a private dinner date with either of them in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600 (we’re talking steak, lobster, champagne, and whipped cream to use however you like).  Sapphire Skyboxes are luxurious, one-on-one VIP rooms equipped with real doors you can close behind you for complete privacy with the girl you choose.

Or get a solo package starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and focus your attention on the lap dance orgy in one of Las Vegas’ premiere topless clubs. You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s unmatched royalty treatment.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the $15 reservations fee is waived if you buy a 2-for-1 drink ticket, a no-brainer).  Topless, full bar, 21+.

You may also be interested in our post on Sapphire’s upcoming porn-star appearance schedule.

Bondage Babe Carmen Valentina Coming to Little Darlings

Carmen Valentina

Carmen Valentina at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas will be featuring hot-as-a-firecracker Latina bondage freak, Carmen Valentina, on both Friday and Saturday nights (Feb 9-10).  She’ll be appearing in two shows nightly at midnight and 2 am.

Here’s the thing about porn star appearances at Little Darlings: This is where you get to see them naked.

Carmen is another one of these XXX cutie pies who loves teddy bears, lollipops and getting tied up naked with leather straps until she’s helpless with her orifices exposed — just to see what might happen. Carmen Valentina has been featured many times on Superbound, Swimsuit Bondage, Girl Next Door Bondage, Selfgags, and Miss GiGi’s Bondage Fantasies—all long-running XXX TV series.

Customers and dancers only have to be 18 at Little Darlings (a no-alcohol club), and the younger crowd tends to turn these porn star appearances into a party. Plus, if booze is no big deal to you, that no-alcohol policy has a real upside because no one’s going to try and hustle you for $400 bottles of booze.

At Little Darlings, every $20 lap dance is performed completely nude and takes place in private booths off the main floor. That makes it one of the best strip club values in Vegas.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your free limo ride. Or reserve a party package at the club website. Admission on porn star nights is $20 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate simply for arriving by the free club limo. (So don’t take a cab!)

Little Darlings is a female-friendly Vegas strip club so bring your wife (or someone else’s wife!). Fully nude, soft drink/juice bar, 18+

Super Bowl Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 2

Fully Nude, Full Bar & Vegas’ Wildest Stage Show

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only Vegas strip club with fully-nude dancers and a full bar, and it stands out for both the beauty of its dancers and its terrific stage show.

Think 9s and 10s undressing each other, teasing you with naked splits and close-up floor work, and flying naked around the stripper poles, with multiple girls in the air at all times.  It’s like an erotic Cirque show.

Dancers here take it all off both on stage and in VIP dances in the club’s private curtained booths and bedrooms where you have real privacy. Drafts are $6, bottle $8, even for out-of-town guests — a steal for a major Vegas strip club.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a great Vegas strip club for couples looking to get turned on. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…