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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UFC 237 Screening Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Namajunas vs Andrade and Silva vs Cannonier

The main event for UFC 237 is a girl fight for the UFC Women’s Strawweight Championship between current title holder Rose “Thug” Namajunas and Jessica Andrade. The fight takes place this Saturday night, May 11, in Rio de Janeiro, Namajunas’ home town.

But MMA fans may be more interested in the co-main event, a middleweight fight between MMA legend Anderson Silva and Jared Cannonier. Silva is 44 years old, having begun his MMA career in 1997, prior to the existence of UFC. His record in his MMA matches up to 2006 was 16-4.

Then, when Silva started fighting in UFC events in 2006, he was unbeatable for seven years, going 17-0 until Chris Weidman beat him twice in 2013, effectively ending his domination of the UFC cage.

Since then, Silva has had five fights, going 1-4 (1), somehow managing a solitary win (by unanimous decision) over Derek Brunson in 2017. (His NC decision in 2015 had been a win by decision, but was invalidated when he tested positive for steroids.) Most hardcore MMA fans know his days of dominating opponents are over and many are surprised that he’s still fighting.  It could be he’s managing to get onto fight cards only because of his legendary status. But most are also rooting for him to win, hoping to see his once fabled domination return so he can go out in some sort of glory.

Jared Cannonier is 11-4 and nine years younger than Silva, but he has lost three of his last five fights. Hard to say whether or not he’s a match for Silva. Both fighters are struggling to keep their careers alive and this will likely be either a snoozefest or one hell of a bloody battle.

Watch UFC 237 at Crazy Horse III

As of today, Crazy Horse Three is the only Vegas strip club that has announced a screening party for UFC 237 (we’ll update this post if new info comes in from other clubs). The club’s $50 package deal includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Preliminary events start at 5 pm, the main event around 7 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

If any other Vegas strip clubs announce viewing parties for this event, I will update this page accordingly.

Canelo vs Jacobs Middleweight Championship in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Brooklyn Chase at Sapphire Las Vegas

Brooklyn Chase at Sapphire May 4

The Middleweight Unification Fight between Canelo Alvarez and Daniel Jacobs is this Saturday, May 4, at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas. There are still some tickets available in the $200 nosebleed sections but seats are going fast. The event is expected to sell out.

If you subscribe to DAZN, they will be live-streaming the fight, but for my money, if you’re in Vegas to bet on the fight, your best bet for watching it will be in a top Vegas strip club.

This is a “unification” fight because Canelo holds the belt for the WBC and WBA Middleweight World Titles, while Jacobs is the IBF Middleweight World Champion. Canelo Alvarez is currently the most popular Mexican fighter and, with this fight happening on Cinco de Mayo weekend, Las Vegas will be packed with his fans.

Three Las Vegas strip Clubs are advertising  screening parties for this fight.

Sapphire’s Screening Party Includes the Buffet

Sapphire gentlemen’s club will be screening the Canelo/Jacobs Middleweight Title fight in their Showroom. Doors open at 5 pm for this event and if you arrive via Sapphire’s free limo before 7 pm for the preliminary bouts, the advance ticket price is just $45 and includes free transportation from your hotel, free admission, reserved seating in the Showroom and the club’s top-of-the-line complimentary buffet. The same package if you arrive after 7 pm is $85. They even have a fight screening package for a group that includes an afternoon at their topless pool party before the fight. Porn star Nina Elle will be hosting that party. These package deals plus group and bottle packages can be found at the club website here, or call Sapphire at 702-869-0003. If you wait until the day of the event, prices may be higher.

If you hang around Sapphire after the fights to enjoy the club’s infamous lap dance orgy, porn cutie Brooklyn Chase will be getting topless on stage and driving men crazy with private VIP dances after 11:30 pm.  Nothing whets your appetite for scrumptious titties like an appetizer of combat sports.

If you’re going to be in Vegas any other weekend, Sapphire features different porn stars every Friday and Saturday night, and also at their topless pool party every Saturday and Sunday afternoon. Check out Sapphire’s porn star appearance calendar here.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III Screens Canelo/Jacobs Fight

Crazy Horse III is advertising a screening party for the Canelo/Jacobs middleweight title fight with no details.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Cinco de Mayo Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

FREE Tacos and Naked Girls for Cinco de Mayo Sunday at Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Love at Palomino Club

♦ The tacos are FREE from 5 – 8 pm Sunday at Palomino Club and Coronas are 2-for-the-price-of-1, as are shots of Patron. Great way to start your Cinco de Mayo partying, and to make it even more festive, the dancers here get fully nude, both on stage and in the club’s private VIP shows.  Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with both a full bar and dancers who take it all off.

The stage show here is the best in Vegas. The dancers are not only beautiful and naked, they’re acrobatic and athletic and they love to tease. You can have an incredibly fun night here if you get a seat on the rail and just keep tipping the stage dancers generously. Expect nymphets flying around the stripper poles, close-up leg-spreading floor work, and real striptease.

Palomino doesn’t have a group VIP room like Vegas’ topless clubs. All of the VIP rooms here are one-on-one curtained booths or bigger private bedrooms furnished with a plush sofa or a full-size bed. And fully-private dances start at only 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab). Check out Renee and Mandi, a couple of Palomino’s 130+ regular dancers.

Free round-trip limo transportation is available for groups of two or more by calling 702-642-2984. See our club review for more info on the best way to do this club or check out Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Cinco de Mayo at the Vegas Strip Clubs

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Scarlett Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino is Throwing a Cinco de Mayo Party with Naked Girls

Free Tacos, Plus Coronas and Patron Shots are 2-for-1

This Sunday, May 5, is Cinco de Mayo and Palomino Club is hosting a three-hour party to celebrate. From 5 – 8 pm, the tacos are FREE and Coronas and shots of Patron are 2-for-the-price-of-one.

I’ve had the tacos here before and they’re excellent — freshly made and hot.  The dancers here are top-of-the-line hot as well.  Check out Renee and Scarlett, just two of the 130+ Palomino girls you’ll find in the club most weekends.

As the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers, a dynamite stage show, all private VIP rooms and tourist-friendly drink prices (only $7 for a draft beer), Palomino is one of the best strip clubs in Vegas.

Palomino’s dancers get naked both on stage and in the curtained private VIP booths and private bedrooms. The group VIP rooms you find at most Vegas topless clubs don’t exist at Palomino. If you prefer real privacy to bumping elbows with the guy next to you, Palomino is the club for you. And private dances start at only 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — one of Vegas’ best private dance deals.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. See our club review for more info on the best way to have fun at this club and save money, or check out Palomino’s packages for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. Nude, full bar, 21+

Cinco de Drinko at Hustler Club

Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club Vegas is celebrating Cinco de Mayo with porn star Carmen Caliente performing on stage. There are two different package deals.

The $100 “Cinco de Drinko” package includes an open bar from 7-11 pm, transportation to the club and entry, with a reserved VIP booth.

The $500 “Fiesta” package is for up to 4 guests, and includes the above, plus a premium bottle, 4 tequila shots and 4 orders of street tacos. Topless, full bar, 21+