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CDC Admits Only 6% of Covid-19 Deaths Were Actually Due to Covid

DOJ Opens Investigation and Suddenly Death Numbers Get Revised

The Department of Justice announced last week that they were launching an investigation into orders by Cuomo, Murphy, Wolf and Whitmer, the Democrat governors of New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Michigan respectively, to force infectious Covid-19 patients into nursing homes.

Almost half of all U.S. “Covid-19 deaths” came from this handful of states. Their deaths per million population were 4-5+x the deaths per million of other states, including highly-populated states like Florida.

I posted here immediately in the comments that these states would start “reevaluating” their fraudulent Chop Fluey death numbers.

Now suddenly, days later, the CDC has revised their data to show only 9,210 people in the U.S. have actually died from Bat Plague with no other causes. That’s 6% of the CDC’s previously-reported 153,504 WuFlu deaths.  Democrats had been hyping up to 180,000 dead.   Democrats and the media had been raising that number by 10,000 every couple of days.  A high death number was their last talking point for the election as voters rejected them utterly over their rioting.

All other “Covid-19 deaths” had “2-3 other serious illnesses (2.6 on average) and the overwhelming majority were of very advanced age”, according to the CDC.

I fucking well told everyone here and everyone who would listen anywhere that the death rate of China Cooties was the same as the death rate of the common cold, or 1/10th the death rate of the flu. I didn’t make that up.  It was obvious from the data.  I told you 500 times and I posted links to the data and studies that were proof.

I’ve been posting since March 16 that Sino Snot Storm was a big Democrat election-rigging hoax carried out with the full cooperation of the Chinese Communist Party, and the halfwits who remain in the Democrat party refused to even look at the evidence.  I know that for a fact, because I can see how often people click on the links.  Instead, they hunkered down in their mental bunkers and accused me of being insane.

Now the Democrat politicians in danger of being prosecuted for violating the civil rights of institutionalized persons are in a panic and adjusting their death numbers, just as I predicted.

The Bat Plague hoax is coming to a close. It will be fun to watch Nevada governor, alleged wife-beater and alleged former telemarketing scammer Steve Sisolak scramble to plug in the holes of the Nevada economic Titanic he caused.  40% of Nevada’s tourism revenues are gone long-term or forever.  Tourism is the only industry in this state.

The Democrats, Deep State CDC, and Chinese Communist Party owe us all a LOT of money.  This was a conspiracy to defraud and terrorize the American people.  Not only have countless small businesses gone under forever, but thousands of people have died from overdoses, delayed medical treatment, and isolation as a result of this hoax and those losses haven’t ended yet.

I want jail time for the conspirators, with Fauci at the head of the list.

Democrat Vote Fraud Operative Confesses

You may also appreciate this confession by a Democrat operative who has carried out mass vote fraud with mail-in ballots in elections throughout New Jersey and Pennsylvania.  There are no security features on ballots, so he and other Democrat operatives just made their own in a copy machine.  Then he would send out his team door to door to convince voters to let his operatives deliver their completed ballots.

He would steam open any sealed ballots, steal the envelopes, insert his counterfeit ballots, and mail them at post offices and mail boxes scattered all around the district.   He says the recent Paterson, NJ vote fraud operation would have worked fine if only they’d been less sloppy.

He also had postal employees working for him.  They would just dispose of ballots from Republican areas, or set them aside to deliver them too late to be counted.  He would also send operatives to vote live in elections in NY, NJ and PA that didn’t require voter ID.  There are details and more methods laid out in the article.  You can find an entire database of vote fraud convictions in every state here.

Democrats’ Election Plans

Democrats Don’t Intend to Allow an Election to Interrupt Their Insurrection

A source directed me to this thread on Democrats’ plans from now through the election and the first months after.  The riots are going to escalate.

I hope TVO readers will overcome normalcy bias because it’s not about bare boobies for the moment.  We may not have bare boobies again for years, at least in Las Vegas.  Nevada Governor Sisolak is an imbecile, but that’s not why Las Vegas remains mostly shut down despite no Bat Plague here.  Sisolak is following the instructions of very determined people who have no intention of letting things return to normal.

If you find all this unbelievable, I understand.  All I ask is that you keep this information in mind as you watch events unfold.

I don’t know the writer of this thread but I do know the source who directed me to him.  He wouldn’t have directed me to this thread if it didn’t come very close to intelligence on the Democrats’ plans.

Also my wife, who worked for a communist-run SEIU local and was married in her youth to a member of the Revolutionary Communist Party, says this guy understands the radical left perfectly and was likely a member of such a group.

The writer says Democrats have no intention of allowing their insurrection to be interrupted by an election. Here’s the thread by linuxhippie:

Why Now?  Some Marxist Musings

The goal has always been the destruction of America. They must tear it down in order to rebuild it. This process has been ongoing for over 100 years. But why now? After all, the greater Marxist Diaspora has no time horizon. They are on the long march.

To them, it’s “Progress”. Inevitable that they will win. Ah, but here we diverge from the ethereal, philosophical, to deal w/ the “human” element of the movement. They are intelligent beings, in many cases brilliant. They’ve had lots of practice, rehearsals and very recent.

They’ve also taken great pains to build their base of support “internationally” as well as domestically. They have been effectively moving this way for decades, incrementally. If they try & fail, it could mean setting back the Movements decades. They don’t squander resources.

Still, why now?  Two reasons. 1) They have completed the Intelligence Preparation of the Battlefield (IPB).  They know the enemy’s (US GOV) disposition, strength, & weaknesses. The have completed their Operational Preparation of Battlefield (OPB): “Obama’s two terms”.

They have the Unions, Youth, Media, & Academia (all heavily Marxist) and with China Flu have placed economic hardships on a vast portion of the populace (Building the Peasant Army). From an objective view the conditions necessary for Revolution have never been better. hmmm

2) The human factor. There is always more to do &, as the saying goes, “if you go for the king, you better kill him”, so good reasons to keep pushing & stay the course. However, the radicals of the 60’s & 70’s are aging. Soros & Pelosi are both into their 80’s for example.

So as much as we like to forget, they are human. They want to see the fruits of the labors come to pass. This I think is the driving force behind the escalation. The other factor is that they tried for Trump from the beginning. In doing so, they exposed many of their assets.

So, while attempting to undermine Trump politically, their poor trade-craft & sloppy execution has put them in the position of losing a significant amount of public & institutional influence. If he wins, McConnell won’t be able to shield them from Trump appointments (Supreme Court & Agency).

This puts everything back. If the China trade deals go through & the economy BOOMS, all the gains they made in destroying the middle class (Building a Peasant Army) go away. Shit…So the why now? Timing. The old timers are getting close to dying. Conditions are right. Let’s go!

The Plan

The goal now is to have no clear winner on Nov 3. Legal challenges, don’t seat the Electoral College, push past the inauguration. IF they accomplish that, they effectively screw Trump for the next four years as illegitimate and will block everything he does thru 2024.

Ramp up the violence to wear down the people and walk a seemingly moderate guy in and close the deal. There are some scenarios that have Nancy declaring the election invalid & forcing the Congress to seat her as President. While they may try, I think it unlikely.

No, what is most probable is at minimum the above. Some other contortions are a Western States Secession. They will push for this for obvious reasons. But if they achieve a delay in seating the president they will claim it a victory. So what next? Continue current trend of riots.

Fifty-day Siege of the White House that escalates. Towards the end of October (after the 20th) a horrific act of violence/terrorism. Car bomb or mass shooting near a polling place. The media will emphasize the “polling place”. Push the riots & violence further into the suburbs…

Target deep red areas to suppress votes. Soft violence against postal workers and polling locations to force governors to put police or troops there for safety. Then scream voter intimidation. All efforts between today and election night will be geared towards voter suppression.

They can’t get out their vote (no enthusiasm) so in order to keep it close they must suppress ours. Mail-in ballots & legal challenges will add to the perception of no clear winner on election night. That is the goal. They are going for all the marbles. If not this time, 2024.

They Won’t Stop After the Election

The key take away, THEY WON’T STOP after the election. This is a deep & long fight. Embrace the horror, people. There is no going back. You are at war. Best get that through our heads. Fight the fight in front of you. Stay legal. Make your call list and ring them daily, & vote.

Our success criteria? Landslide victory, mandate of the people, seat the president on schedule. Start the purge. No quick fix, but we aren’t done yet. We have the upper hand, it just doesn’t feel that way. Just sayin…

The Link Between George Floyd, CHAZ and the Maidan Massacre

You may also be interested in this piece by George Eliason, who’s been reporting for a long time from Donbass, a front-row seat for the Ukrainian color revolution.  In this piece, Eliason traces the East German origins of Antifa in the U.S.

Note Eliason’s discussion of the East Germans and Ukrainians John Br3nnan recruited to beef up Democrats’ Antifa-BLM terrorist squads for the insurrection, all imported under the Dreamer Act.  CHAZ was directed by East Germans and ultra-nationalist Ukrainians (neo-Nazis).  The driver of the truck that drove into Minneapolis protesters was Bogdan Vechirko, a Ukrainian neo-Nazi imported by Br3nnan.  Vechirko is a member of Pravy Sektor, the group that carried out the Maidan Massacre.

The U.S. riots have nothing to do with George Floyd or Jacob Blake or police practices.  When Trump designated Antifa a terrorist organization, he never said they were a domestic terrorist organization.  He said foreign terrorists were involved too, and he meant it.

Ben Utzer is the pasty, chubby white leader of Germany’s Pirate Party, and also leader of the Antifa boots on the ground in America in Obama-Biden’s insurrection.  Obamagate and Spygate are not just about Obama spying on the Trump campaign.  That spying was a tiny part of a much larger operation, the Democrat coup attempt and insurrection that kicked off in November 2016 under the guidance of Alexandra Chalupa and intelligence operatives working for the Obama Administration.

Former NSC Director Says Assault on the White House Starts September 17

“The 2020 Political Cycle is being Used to Mask a Revolution”

I’ve mentioned before that a full-scale “color revolution”, or Democrat Party insurrection, is being attempted in America right now.  I stand by that.  I’ve pointed out how violence committed by the Democrats’ Antifa/BLM Sturmabteilung has been used for five years now to suppress the freedom of speech and assembly of the radical left’s political opponents.

I’ve linked to videos of George Soros telling the Davos crowd in January 2020 that the U.S. is in a “revolutionary situation” and Trump would be removed from office before election day.  In May, Soros again said the U.S. was in a “revolutionary moment”, but this time blamed it on Covid-19, which wasn’t a concern at the time Soros urged revolution at Davos.

Now today Rich Higgins, former Director for Strategic Planning on the National Security Council, posted an alarming thread on Twitter, titled About “Color Revolutions”, warning of a leftist plot to cancel the 2020 elections.  Because I’ve heard this from another source already, I’m going to print the entire thread here.  A second source has confirmed portions of Higgins’ thread.

You’ll find a brief biography of Higgins below the thread, followed by a video of the first Antifa/BLM assault on the White House in late May.  There are members of the Chinese Communist Party’s People’s Liberation Army visible in that video.

Here is Higgins’ warning:

The current domestic political situation has decomposed into a national security issue. The 2020 political cycle is being utilized to mask the extremely hostile revolutionary nature of these events. Even the violence is distraction.

Current intelligence indicates that a siege of the White House may initiate on or about September 17th and culminate in a November 3rd election crisis that carries on past the election. The revolutionary operational design has three key components that must be factored in.

First, the revolutionaries must control the media and social media communication environment. Second, the revolutionaries must maintain control of a portion of the bureaucracy.

Finally, the Republican Party and GOP Establishment must be under the positive control of the Revolutionary narrative and remain passive. If the revolutionaries can succeed in controlling these three components of their operation, they can be successful.

Color revolutions utilize information warfare tactics to create crisis situations in which institutional leaders are placed under tremendous political pressure to support the revolutionary objective.

The control of the media and other communication is used by revolutionaries or their supporters to amplify crisis (i.e., election fraud) solutions selected by the revolutionaries (i.e., remove Trump).

These narratives are amplified by the media to silence and control GOP opponents and to compel action by the bureaucrats. The history of sabotage and subversion directed against the campaign, transition, and administration during the first term should serve as warning.

Numerous senior officials of the Democrat Party are openly calling for revolution and intend to fabricate a Constitutional crisis around the election and parallel street mobilization in furtherance of their efforts.

This plan includes the utilization of various revolutionary actors that have been observed conducting operational and informational preparation of the environment for the past several months.

There are two key vulnerabilities to color revolutions. Prior knowledge and united opposition. ACTIONS: 1.) the public and the institutional leaders must be made aware of these efforts in a coherent manner. 2.) MAGA (Republicans and all Americans) must unite to oppose their agenda.

Higgins’ expertise is in combating terrorism and information age unconventional warfare.  He was hired by General Flynn, the man Obama conspired with ClA Director John Brennan to frame with a bogus Logan Act investigation over a phone call to the Russian ambassador that Obama himself had approved.  It was a phone call Flynn knew was being listened to and recorded by the national security apparatus.  A word-for-word transcript of the call has recently been declassified and proves the charges against Flynn were fraudulent.

Higgins was fired by H.R. McMaster, a former Army lieutenant general who served as Trump’s National Security Adviser before Trump finally fired him in 2018.  After his firing, McMaster participated in the Democrats’ coup attempt via impeachment over the Ukraine quid pro quo hoax.

I’ve always admired Higgins because he has taken a strong stand against the radical left’s campaign to use political correctness to censor speech of political opponents.  He stood up to a full fake news media assault for that.

Here is the video of the assault on the White House in late May (for further info, see my post on how China played us with Covid-19):


At his New Hampshire rally this afternoon, the president announced he was looking into declaring the riots an “insurrection” under U.S. law.  The insurrection act allows the president to use troops when “any insurrection, domestic violence, unlawful combination, or conspiracy” prevents enforcement of state laws in a manner that deprives residents of that state of their federal constitutional rights.

The act is codified in 10 U.S. Code § 251, 53 [link, link and link].  The last time U.S. troops were used on U.S. soil for domestic law enforcement was in the L.A. riots of 1992.

So Trump said this serious thing, and yet he looked as happy and relaxed at the rally as I’ve ever seen him, as if he knows exactly what’s coming and is completely confident his enemies are toast.

Earlier today, the DOJ announced that the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals had blocked a federal district judge ruling that blocked federal law enforcement from stopping the rioters in Portland, Oregon.  In the announcement, the DOJ said the city government of Portland had “abetted the violence”.

Update 2

Read here about the Ukranians and East German Antifa that Obama’s ClA Director John Brennan used to fill the Democrats’ seditionist riot groups in Seattle.  This is John Brennan’s insurgency and Antifa-BLM are this generation’s brownshirts, not only in the U.S. but around the world.

How Sisolak Killed the Vegas Economic Model

While Vegas Slept, the World Changed

Vegas business writer David McKee has written an excellent piece published over at Las Vegas Advisor on the prospects for an economic recovery here after Bat Plague.

I’ve been writing since March 16 that Nevada Governor Sisolak’s policies would turn Nevada into one big cattle ranch again.  It was obvious to me that Vegas could not survive when Sisolak was requiring it to be run like a Soviet TB ward.  Now economists are saying it.

Economist John Restrepo:  “As the technology improves and convention and trade show attendants get younger, meaning they’re very comfortable doing business remotely, we expect the industry to fundamentally change. Anyone who thinks Las Vegas will return to a pre-COVID convention and trade industry is not being realistic.”

The Wall Street Journal says that means 15% of Vegas visitors and 40% of Vegas revenues are gone mid- to long-term.  And that’s at the optimistic end of the forecast range.

The loss of weekday convention business puts greater pressure on our weekend tourist business.  But it turns out, to the surprise of no one at TVO, that weekend business is heavily dependent on nightclubs, strip clubs and shows, all of which Sisolak has refused to let reopen.

You don’t just reopen strip clubs and nightclubs and shows after a long shutdown like this and expect them to thrive.  Cirque acrobats are back in Romania and Russia.  Saudi princes are rethinking their addiction to Vegas nightclubs.  The average strip club dancer stays in the job for less than a year; at this point, Vegas strip club dancers have moved on to other things.  They’re earning graduate degrees.  They’re opening businesses.  They’re getting married, having babies.  Most will never dance again.

Cirque and Blue Man Group are in bankruptcy.  Le Reve is gone for good.  Absinthe has reduced its seating to 25% of former levels.  The magic shows and comedians are all on tour in Missouri and Orlando.

Even professional gamblers are in trouble!  Jackpot hits are fewer and farther between when so few people are playing.  I know Vegas video poker pros who haven’t had a winning day since June.  Poker pros are back to underground clubs and trying to get invited to private games.

Cincinnati is the New Vegas

While gambling revenues in places like Ohio are back to pre-Chop Fluey levels or higher, Vegas gambling revenue in July was still down 26% from July 2019.  And it’s mostly locals holding what’s left together.  Gambling revenues on the Strip were down almost 40%.  I see that number, I see death.

I see Las Vegans everywhere spinning these numbers.  We’re going to go back to being a true bargain destination.  Our great museums (really?) are going to bring tourists back.  A vaccine will save us.  We’re going to finally get that bullet train to L.A.

Meanwhile, look at what business people are actually doing with their money.  Genting, owner of Resorts World, which isn’t even open yet, is frantically selling off assets because they haven’t paid creditors in months.  Stations’ Frank Fertitta is saying in Wall Street conference calls that Palms, Texas Station, Fiesta Rancho, and Fiesta Henderson may never reopen.

Carl Icahn is forcing $100 million in payroll cuts to Caesars properties.  Tropicana keeps putting off its reopening date.  Sahara is in such desperate straits they’re suing bloggers who talk about it.

Big real estate developments are on hold for the foreseeable future.  Wall Street wants nothing to do with building houses or anything else in Vegas anymore. And Virgin pulled out of that bullet train deal.

It took until January 2020 for Vegas to fully recover (in tourist numbers) from the recession brought on by the 2008 housing crash.  (Median Las Vegas income never recovered.)  But Vegas was here the whole time, with people having fun.  Cirque didn’t go bankrupt; they kept adding shows.  New celebrity-chef restaurants kept opening.  The best Vegas strip clubs were thriving.  Nightclubs kept getting bigger and glitzier.

Now, because of Sisolak’s endless shutdown, that kind of fun is setting up elsewhere.  We’re getting some visitors, but what kind of visitors?  Dealer and waiter tips are off 75%.  Wynn is sending out buy-1-get-1 offers.  A buddy is paying $14 a night to stay at the Sahara this week (I used to pay $19 a night to stay at Circus in 1980).

What happened in Vegas ain’t happening anymore.


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