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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Kinky Porn Babes Mia Malkova & Jelena Jensen to Head Up the Babe Bacchanal at Sapphire This Weekend

Get Private Time with a Porn Star

Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova at Sapphire This Weekend

Every weekend Sapphire Las Vegas features two porn stars performing topless not only on stage but in the club’s VIP or luxury Skyboxes for guys who want a high-contact fan experience. The stars stick around the next day to party at Sapphire’s topless pool, and once again make themselves available to their fans who want a more intimate experience.

On Friday night, August 4, the scrumptious Mia Malkova will be featured in the club, then on Saturday afternoon, she’ll be hanging around Sapphire’s pool from noon to 6 pm.

Mia’s not your average porn star. She’s cute as a button, but kinky with a capital K. She was “Twisty’s Treat of the Year” in 2013, and has appeared in tons of twisted xxx flicks, such as: Mia’s Bondage Lesson, I’m All Tied Up & I Can’t Get Loose, Bare! Bound! Beautiful!, and Halloween Bondage Treats.  

Jelena Jensen

Jelena Jensen at Sapphire This Weekend

On Saturday night, August 5, another Queen of Kink, Jelena Jensen, will be in the club, then out at the pool on Sunday afternoon.

Jelena’s ample talents include tits that don’t quit. She’s a former Penthouse Pet and Playboy model who also happens to be into making fetish films like Bound Girls in Big Trouble, Creamy Panties, and her loving tribute to foot fetishists, Savor My Socks.

Foot men, this is your chance to get Jelena’s toes in your hands and lap.

The porn star package deals at Sapphire start at $135 (which you can get on the club website) for a reserved seat at one of the featured star’s reserved tables—a great way to get in some flirtation or to the front of the line for a VIP show. Also included are a 2-hour open bar, free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission. 

On the high end of the package deals is a dinner and private dance package (use above link) with Mia or Jelena that includes a steak and lobster dinner in one of Sapphire’s luxury Skyboxes, a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, and topless lap fun. Reserve early if you want this package.

Or get a solo-guy VIP package here for $65 and enjoy the stage show and the decadent babe bacchanal with Sapphire’s hundreds of uninhibited lap dancers.  All club packages include free admission, a booze discount, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. I recommend a package at Sapphire at peak hours (especially on weekends and after 9 pm), because without one it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

To splash around with the Mia or Jelena in Sapphire’s topless pool, you can get a reserved lounge chair, free admission, free limo transport, and a $50 food/drink voucher with a $70 solo-guy pool package. This is where the Sapphire dancers go to party, get wet, play titty-ball, and work on their tans without tan lines.  The girls with pink wristbands (Sapphire dancers) are also available for private dances in the club’s air-conditioned VIP through a back-door entrance.

If you take a cab, Uber or Lyft to Sapphire you will be charged a $45 entry fee to the club or $20 admission for the pool. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.  (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Check out Sapphire’s calendar of upcoming porn stars into early September (we update this calendar continually).  Sapphire is one of our picks for the best strip clubs in Las Vegas for guys who like high-mileage lap dances and plenty of stacked 9’s and 10’s.

The Big Fight, Porn Stars, Wonder Woman, and Dollar Dances — This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 28

Full Bar, Nude Dancers, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is Las Vegas’ only strip club with a full bar and totally nude dancers.  Club policy is to hire only dancers who are 8s, 9s, and 10s and there are 130+ of them in the club at peak hours. 

Dancers drop their g-strings both on stage and in VIP dances in the club’s private-curtained booths and theme rooms. Get a seat on the rail to watch the naked hotties up close, flying around the stripper poles and doing girl-on-girl shows and in-your-face floor work. If you like pussy and you prefer to drink an adult beverage while you’re being entertained, Palomino is like an erotic Cirque show.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  Word is out on this club and it gets packed after about 10 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table.  This club is one of our picks for best Las Vegas strip clubs plus top picks for couples.   Read more…

A Las Vegas Escort from Eros – An Undercover Review

Sheri's Ranch Brothel Line-Up

The Line-Up at Sheri’s Ranch

If you’re looking to get laid in Las Vegas, should you hire an escort or visit a legal brothel?

I’ve discussed the pros and cons of both in my post on Las Vegas brothels and escorts.

Now, to add to the discussion, here’s “Juan,” a TVO commenter who recently posted about his experience with a Las Vegas escort he engaged through  (You can find his original comment here).

My Eros Escort Experience 

I look through the authenticated girls and purposely don’t choose any VIP ones. I figure those will be too expensive.

I find a petite, fit 22-year-old who has both a telephone number and an email address.  Her pictures look nice and her description of the “girlfriend experience” sounds like exactly what I want.

I email her and she is enthusiastic about meeting me and giving me the GFE I am looking for. She mentions she charges $500 for one hour of her time for companionship only and anything else we can discuss in person. She also says I should make provisions for extra time over the hour. All seems fine to me. I told her I might call her two nights in a row. I figured if I enjoyed it one night, I might enjoy an encore. Plus, I am setting the tone for future business and letting her know I am not just a one-timer.

So now I’m in my hotel room in Las Vegas and I call her to come over. While waiting, I order champagne and some finger foods. I was going to enjoy the GFE and make it last.   Read more…

What’s the Difference Between a Vegas Strip Club “Bedroom Dance” and “Private Show?”

Vegas Strip Club Private Bedroom vs Private Booth Furnishings and Space

Palomino Club Las Vegas Private Bedroom

Scarlett in a Palomino Club Private Bedroom

A Vegas strip club “bedroom dance” is a dance where you and the dancer entertaining you are lying down, or at least have the option of lying down when you’ve built up to that point. A bedroom dance is as as close to fucking and every other sexual position and activity as you can get with your pants on. Some Vegas strip clubs have rooms suitable for real bedroom dances, some don’t.  

A Vegas strip club private bedroom will provide either an actual full-sized bed, or some kind of large lounge or big comfortable sofa long enough for you to fully stretch out on with a girl (or two).   Read more…

Fight Night in the Vegas Strip Clubs: UFC 214 Cormier vs Jones 2

Every Vegas strip club that screens UFC 214 will be packed, as will every sports bar and casino sports book in town. MMA superstar Jon Jones is finally back and the world wants to see him rage in the cage again.

The Vegas bookies now have Jones as a -250 favorite in his rematch with Daniel Cormier for the UFC Light Heavyweight title, with Cormier a +230 underdog. 

Here’s my professional betting analysis:

The one sure thing about this bet is if you instead spend $150 in one of Deja Vu’s private bedrooms or Sapphire’s VIP, with any one of their stacked topless dancers, you’d get 10-15 minutes of titty heaven regardless of who wins the damn fight. As a professional gambler of many decades experience, my advice is to go to a strip club where you can watch the fight, but put your money down on one of the girls, the only bet you can’t lose.

The fight is this Saturday night, July 29, so make your reservations now. These are the Vegas strip clubs that will be screening the fight:  Read more…