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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Palomino Club Reopens Today (Updated 3x)

You Want to Be at Palomino Club Tonight

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Reagan Reilly will be at
Palomino Club Tonight

Palomino Club reopens as a bar and lounge today, but as a bar and lounge with friends like Reagan Reilly and Renee and Lily on hand.

The club hours for now will be 6 pm to 2 am.  No limo service tonight but maybe soon.

Thanks to friend of TVO Aaron for the late-afternoon development.

Is Vegas Stealth Reopening?

Also, Caesars will have a 4th of July fireworks show on the Strip, but it’s “a private event.”

In other words, I’m not supposed to tell you and if too many people start talking about it, mad King Sisolak may send out utterings from his Carson City bunker to cancel it.

Meet Nikki at Palomino Club

But if you all show up without telling anyone, there will be 4th of July fireworks on the Strip.

Update:  Now there will be a fireworks show at the M Resort on the south Strip as well.  Downtown the display will be launched from the Plaza.

There will also be fireworks at Green Valley Ranch and Red Rock Resort.


Note:  There is massive construction on the Strip just north of Wynn.  If you come, avoid at all costs.

More to come. Hope you’re good at reading hints and code.

Vegas Strip Clubs Under Full Assault

Governor Reverses Decision to Allow Nevada Strip Clubs to Have Dancers on Stage

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee at Palomino Club

The city of Reno had issued a decision on Thursday to allow local strip clubs to reopen with dancers on stage.  The dancers were to be allowed to appear ONLY on stage.  No lap dances or private shows were to be allowed (some Reno clubs were considering air dances from seven feet away).

A lot of Las Vegas strip club hopes were raised over this decision.  They all started thinking about reopening with girls on stage.  Sapphire topless pool thought about reopening with go-go dancers.

But there was a bright red warning in the decision.  The girls dancing on stage at local strip clubs were to be required to keep their tops on.

Think about that for a moment.  These rulings are supposedly based on Bat Plague, which has a death rate lower than the flu and is a Democrat election-rigging hoax.  But let’s say for a moment that we really were dealing with a serious pandemic.  What possible justification could there be for allowing girls to dance on stage but only with their tops on?

What do bare titties have to do with Bat Plague?  How do bare titties increase the risk of transmission over covered titties?  Bat Plague is a respiratory virus.  It is not transmitted via nipples.

But it gets worse.  Read more…

Where to Find a Party in Vegas Right Now

The Vegas Locals’ Casinos are Packed and Fun

Grand Villa Terrace Suite with Private Pool
at Red Rock Resort

Friend of TVO Jamie is reporting that Bellagio remains empty since reopening, including over the weekend, while Green Valley Ranch casino was a pleasant surprise.  Jamie reports GVR is back to its old self — a full-out, packed party and a lot of fun.  Pretty local girls are out in droves there, a real plus while the Vegas strip clubs remain shut down.

The nightclubs remain shut down, so locals have turned the whole casino into a nightclub.

I’m going to scout over the weekend under the new mask rules, but remember, under the latest mad utterings from King Sisolak’s bunker, you are only required to wear a mask at a table game when no China Cooties screen is installed on the table.  You’re not required to wear a mask to party in the aisles or lounges.

Green Valley Ranch and Red Rock Resort are pretty upscale places.  Red Rock has Grand Villa suites with a terrace and private pool, or large penthouse suites with a huge balcony overlooking Red Rock Canyon that compare favorably with the penthouse suites at Caesars or Wynn or Bellagio.

They both have lovely pool complexes, and without the pool Nazis enforcing 25% occupancy rules that are plaguing Strip hotels right now.  There’s a beautiful golf course a short walk from Red Rock, which also gives you easy access to great hikes and nature/archaeology tours in Red Rock Canyon. Maybe make this the year you see a wild bobcat or herd of Mustangs on your trip to Vegas.

The restaurants aren’t Wynn or Bellagio level, and neither is the shopping, and you don’t get the lights of the Strip, but you can easily Uber over to the Strip for a special dinner or to get your wife to Chanel.

Green Valley Ranch has similar upscale rooms and suites and a free shuttle to the airport.  Green Valley Ranch gets a bit younger crowd.

Both casinos have live music on weekends again.  And unlike the Strip, Red Rock Resort will be doing a fireworks show for the 4th of July.

This is not an ad.  I’m getting asked by friends where to stay when they come to town and this is now what I’m telling them.  Unlike the Strip, which is zealously watched by Sisolak’s minions to immediately stamp out any signs of fun, Bat Plague harassment is at an absolute minimum at both places.  This might be the year to stay off-Strip if you’re coming to town.

Masks Now Required at Vegas Casino Gaming Tables

Punishment for Seeing Through the DNC Bat Plague Hoax

Bat Plague Craps at Bellagio

People must be punished for figuring out that Bat Plague is a Democrat election-rigging hoax, Nevada Gaming Control ruled yesterday. Now everyone has to wear a mask at any gaming table in Las Vegas that doesn’t have a Plexiglas China Cootie Collector installed on it.

That’s why Wynn has been frantically installing Cootie Collectors.  The Cootie Collectors are great for concentrating a minor exposure to Sino Snot Storm until it achieves lethal dosage levels.

This ruling came less than a week after Gaming Control ruled that masks did not have to be worn by guests in casinos here.  That ruling was based on actual evidence showing Nevada hospitalizations for Covid have continued to fall since reopening.

This new ruling is based on pure DNC vindictiveness.  Mad King Steve, the governor of Nevada, is a Democrat and Nevada is a swing state.  Recent honest, competent polling shows swing states are currently leaning Trump by six points.  Therefore, the economy of Nevada must be destroyed.

I’m not going to rehash all the evidence that masks don’t protect you from WuFlu because the virus particles are too small.  They sail right through the air holes that keep you alive and breathing.

And I’m not going to rehash all the data that show the death rate of ScaryVirus is roughly 1/10th the death rate of the flu.  I’m merely going to point out that only 10 to 15% of Vegas casino patrons had been wearing masks and Vegas casino dealers have been complaining that they’re unable to breathe while wearing them.

So this is a bitter, mean ruling that virtually no one will like.

Las Vegas Strip Clubs Reopening Update

Friend of TVO Scott W. says Treasures has been talking to employees about reopening after June 30.  I’ve already mentioned that other Vegas strip clubs have been reopening as bars, without dancers, and that Sapphire has been testing employees for Chop Fluey in hopes of getting the reopening ball rolling.

But odds are virtually nil that any Vegas strip clubs will be reopened by 4th of July weekend in their old form.  Mad King Steve won’t even allow bands at the Fremont Street Experience.  Vegas Strip fireworks for the holiday have still not been announced (there will be a fireworks display downtown).  There is no chance that we are going to be allowed to get topless girls in our laps and feel up their boobies to celebrate Independence Day.

There’s a slim chance that we’ll have girls on stage, behind Plexiglas screens, by July 4th, but with Sisolak regressing in his bunker under DNC pressure, I wouldn’t be surprised if even topless girls at a distance are banned through the end of the year unless the Vegas strip clubs revolt.

Last Banzai Charge of the Imperial Japanese

A friend compares what the DNC is doing, not only in Vegas but in Seattle and Atlanta and Minneapolis, etc., as the Last Banzai Charge of the Imperial Japanese near the end of WWII.  He says the last charge is always the biggest and most violent.  He says Leftism has become a religion that worships Lyssa, the Greek goddess of rage, insanity, frenzy, and rabies.

He says all the mayhem and authoritarianism have made it so that Trump no longer has to do anything to win. He will campaign, of course.  But he could play golf until November and win because the election will now be a referendum on LEFTISM, not him.  In the past, we debated the merits of different flavors of representative democracy. Now, it’s down to freedom or the absolute tyranny of a violent, absolutist, universally oppressive theocracy.

And finally, he points out that “moderate” Democrats are actually torn over this decision. They do in actual fact agonize over choosing between Trump and the Stone Age. That’s how bad off they are. This isn’t our fight anymore.  The fate of the country rests on these Democrats.

So be calm. Set a good example, because they are honestly torn.  Help them choose between Trump and the Stone Age. Give them every reason to step into the light.

Palomino Club Las Vegas
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