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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

2023 Hot List – Best Vegas Strip Clubs List

What are the hottest strip clubs in Vegas?

“2023 TVO HOT Rankings™”

TVO Testing Laboratory Girl: A perfect 100% Erotic Score. Avert your eyes. Prolonged gawking can cause blindness!

The “HOT Rankings” is the official list of exactly how much a club will excite a healthy man, or woman.

It’s an “Erotic Score.”

The “HOT Rankings” are based on a ‘black box’ method that factors a dancers (& club’s*) beauty, mileage, contact levels, propensity to touch, linger, stray, flirt, and undress.

Other aspects of the “HOT” scoring includes the attire before undressing, proportions, environment*, generosity of time, manners, sexiness, willingness and ability to get close and please the customer. The feedback we get from TVO readers is an essential element in the scoring algorithms.

*Yes, the club environment matters. Sorry Dancers, to some level ‘you are where you work.’ The score does not count amenities like a club’s food, drink prices, parking. 

What is an “Erotic Score”?

The erotic score is the percentage given to a club for the “HOT Ranking™.” The club’s score is based on a perfect score of 100%. For the safety of our scientists, we did not even simulate a perfect scoring club. We thought it might cause a dangerous injury, or even blindness.

**All scores are final unless, and until, TVO reopens the erotic scoring black box for the HOT Rankings**

HOT Rankings™ of Las Vegas Strip Clubs – May 2023

1. Palomino — 94%    (Click Link for Club)

2 (tie). Sapphires — 91%   (Click Link for Club)

2. (tie) Treasures — 91%   (Click Link for Club)

4. Spearmint Rhino — 85%   (Click Link for Club)

5. (tie) Peppermint Hippo — 78%  (Click Link for Club)

5.(tie) Crazy Horse III — 78%   (Click Link for Club)

7. Sophia’s– 72%  (Click Link for Club)

8. Hustler Club — 70%    (Click Link for Club)

9. Centerfolds Caberet — 65%  (Click Link for Club)

9. DejaVu Showgirls — 65%    (Click Link for Club)

11. Little Darlings — 60%  (Click Link for Club)

12. The Library Club — 56%  (Click Link for Club)

13.(tie)El Infierno — 55%  (Click Link for Club)

13.(tie)Minks — 55%  (Click Link for Club)

13.(tie) Scores— 55%  (Click Link for Club)

16. Girl Collection — 50%  (Click Link for Club)

17. Play It Again Sam’s — 44%  (Click Link for Club)

18. Chicas Bonitas — 40%  (Click Link for Club)

19. (tie) Talk of the Town — 35%  (Click Link for Club)

19. (tie) Club Platinum — 35%    (Click Link for Club)

21. Diamond Cabaret — 25%    (Click Link for Club)


NEW CLUB: Honey’s – Not Yet Rated (Click Link for Club)

NEW CLUB: Wet – Not Yet Rated (Click Link for Club) Readers … Please tell us how you score the clubs!

Definition of erotic

1of, devoted to, or tending to arouse sexual love or desire

2strongly marked or affected by sexual desire


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Click here to link to the Palomino Club


Click Here for Treasures website


Honey’s – Sophisticated New Club in Town

Mr. and Mrs. TVO had the pleasure of hanging out in the new topless club on Valley View Blvd this Friday night. The chic new night spot opened in a soft opening on April 15th. They are fully operational now, however, they are planning a gala Grand Opening on May 13th. Now is a great time for locals to try it out, meet the staff and get in on the ground floor as regulars before the travelers invade the club.

Importantly, locals are free if you drive yourself. Honey’s has a very generous Taxi promotion, so they are also offering free cover to anyone who drives themselves, regardless of where you live! Beat the fee, drive or even walk to this convenient location in the shadow of the strip.

Honey’s is a short walk from the Rio, the Palms, and Gold Coast.



Opulent, Intimate Dance Club Feel

The club is a space that was lavishly built out earlier by the experimental launch of the Legends Room, Las Vegas’ first bitcoin gentlemen’s club.  The property that was formerly Striptease, Velvet Lion, and Eden in years past. But if you step inside you won’t recognize the place as it has been extensively—and tastefully—remodeled into a plush, dark space with lots of leather and glass, populated by beautiful girls.


Honey’s sleek interior does what some clubs fail to do … the management has made it easy to find a comfortable place to sit, whether you like the bar, stage seats, small nooks with privacy and plush booths. The club is run by veterans from Sapphire, Rhino and the Peppermint Hippo organizations. When you combine a hundred years of experience in Las Vegas, Tampa and Houston you get the best of what the topless industry can offer.

Some special features includes a unique VIP suite with views of the club and a state-of-the-art smoke removal system to enjoy tobacco without spreading it from your suite to the rest of the club. Additionally, the VIP bar in the back of the club is a space large enough to accommodate private parties, special events, sports viewing like Monday Night Football, UFC, boxing and playoff sports. The designers created a retractable wall that divides the sophisticated DJ booth into two music centers for occasions and parties.

The management wants to add a dining program in the future.

LINK: vertly Sexy Video of Honey’s Servers downing Whipped Cream!


Experienced Management Team

What struck us the most was the quality of the staff. We recognized managers, hosts, servers and bartenders from our favorite Vegas clubs. Novak, JJ and Serena, the management team we know, have put together a crew of professionals who know how to care for their customers.

Even details down to the dancer’s locker room were done with care and planning. Mrs. TVO got the backstage tour and came away impressed with the lengths Honey’s has taken to make the dancers comfortable and focused on the customers.

A house mom is already on the job, and she had put out a well curated spread of snacks and amenities for the dancers fortunate enough to be at Honey’s.

Stop by to get an invitation to the Grand Opening Party on May 13th!

Open 7 Nights a Week

8pm until dawn


Honey’s is at 3750 S. Valley View Blvd.

(702) 890-3731

Map to Honey’s

Video of Honey’s Interior



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Click here to link to the Palomino Club


Click Here for Treasures website

Giant Vegas Weekend – Pools, UFC, Big Conventions, and New Clubs

Click Here for Treasures website


Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club

Sapphire Pool & Dayclub is back open for summer 2023! 

Come party with Tahlia Paris and THMPSN on Friday, April 21st

Saturday, April 22: Claudia Fijal

Sunday, April 23nd: Aimz Truly

Sapphire’s Sunday Hotel Check-out Deal

A great way to extend your Vegas vacation is to let Sapphire make your final few hours here special. If your flight leaves town later today, Sapphire’s limo will chauffeur you from your hotel to their pool, store your luggage for the day, then give you a free ride to the airport when it’s time for you to catch your flight. No charge.

Where is Sapphire on the “Hot List”?

Hundreds of beautiful dancers and their Skyboxes are arguably the plushest VIP rooms anywhere.

Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimentary limo pickup, more info, etc.

Click here for Sapphire’s website.

Topless, full bar, 21+

Take a VIRTUAL TOUR of Sapphire’s here


Click here to link to Sapphires




Treasures Las Vegas – Beautiful Women & The Steakhouse


Meat eating is sexy!


Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse. The Steakhouse is open Tuesday to Saturday, 8 pm to midnight. The Steakhouse at Treasures always serves 100% US Prime beef, Australian cold-water lobster tails, fresh seafood and has a well curated wine list. The service and ambience are unmatched! The Steakhouse is the best place to start a memorable evening if you’re a bachelor party, business group or a couple out for a sexy night on the town.

Best of Vegas – The Steakhouse

Read the NEW TVO Review of The Steakhouse (click)

Read the New TVO Review of the Late Night Menu (click)


Here’s the plan: Meet a few beautiful women in the club. Enjoy their charm and gorgeous bodies. Select your favorites girl (or girls) for an elegant and romantic dinner, and then finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. Local couples enjoy the luxurious decor, fine food and remarkable service. Make The Steakhouse part of your trip to Las Vegas.


Does your restaurant crowd look like this? Eat here!


Treasures will provide complimentary limo service and free admission if you simply call and ask.

The club stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 7 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030.

Topless, full bar, 21+

Where is Treasures on the “Hot List”?

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Honey’s – NEW CLUB/Not Reviewed

3750 S. Valley View Blvd.


Open 7 Nights a week at 8pm

So far Honey’s is known for their super hot servers



Peppermint Hippo – Open 24/7

The Peppermint Hippo AFTERHOURS parties on Friday and Saturday ‘Nights.’ Starting at 3am featured Top DJ every weekend.

This clubs rocks until the sun comes up; and never stops.

Check out their luxurious OG Room speakeasy. Great drinks in a premium lounge … hidden behind their glass liquor “case.” A must see! loves the Hippo’s Day Shift specials … rock the days at Peppermint Hippo! Especially if Rocket, Nicole or Emily are tending bar.

Get an inside look at a VIP Suite experience:

Great drink specials all night and all morning! $200 Bottle service after 3am at the Afterhours Party. VIP Packages with transportation start at $40. See their VIP deals here

Call (702) 473-9977.   For the Peppermint Hippo click here.

21+ Full Bar




Palomino Club—Full Nude … Full Bar!

Enticing Ella at Palominos

  Palomino Club is a nude party in the desert!

SEXY VIDEO of Meadow on the Palomino Stage!

They have among the lowest drink prices of all the major Vegas strip clubs — and out-of-staters get the same prices as locals. Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows.

That’s why Palomino gets the highest rating in the TVO “Most Erotic Club Poll”

So, if you’re a drinker and you believe dancers should ditch their G-strings when you’re partying, this is the place. We think it’s the best value in the Valley. It’s always a friendly, relaxing, sexy party at Palomino’s.

Read about the Palomino “Record VIP Session” … 5 Hours!


Great Packages at Palomino

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info.

10% Discount if you pre-pay your party reservations! Couples comfortably enjoy the spectacular stage shows and private dances.

Nude, full bar, 21+

Guys… the story here is the dancers. Like no place else in town!

Where is Palomino on the “Hot List”?


Click here to link to Palomino deals!


Dana White’s “Fuck It Friday!”

Bacon Weave Tacos – Yeah… it’s all that!



Crazy Horse 3 – Open 24/7

Crazy Horse III is committed to sports viewing on all of their TVs. The club with more than 50 HD screens is has early openings for full enjoyment of MLB, NASCAR racing, boxing, UFC and more!

See CH3’s package deals here or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info.

Watch a very sexy Crazy Horse 3 video here.

Crazy Horse III is the only strip club in Vegas that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services, including VIP packages and even lap dances.

Plus, if you purchase a VIP package online, you’ll get up to a 30% discount. loves the Crazy Horse III cheese pizza and street tacos. Share it with your favorite dancer!


Topless, full bar, 21+



Spearmint Rhino – Open 24/7

♦  Spearmint Rhino says they has been playing on a different level since 1999!

NEWS!   Spearmint Rhino Goes 24/7 …. Locals FREE!

Another Stunning Rhino Girl!

This weekend Spearmint Rhino is sticking to a fundamental strategy … good drinks and a ‘shit-ton of pretty girls.’ See how that works out for you. Watch a brief video of their beautiful dancers here.  You won’t get this tune out of your head!

Watch this sexy Spearmint Rhino video!


For reservations, complimentary limo transport or more info, call (702) 796-3600.

Topless, full bar, 21+






Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club – Open 24/7

Pop-up go-go acts, over-the-top bottle service presentations and a live set by DJ Cammi will keep the party going well into the night.

Terrace Afterhours takes place Friday and Saturday at 2 a.m. and rolls into the wee hours of the morning. Food and hookah are available 24/7 courtesy of Terrace Mediterranean.

Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131.

Topless, full bar, 21+





Little Darlings

 Little Darlings – Little D’s features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Hookah packages are available.

Explore their wild drink menu … ask for the “Blue Balls”

Nude, no alcohol, 18+




Deja Vu Showgirls

Weekend at Deja Vu is full of sizzling girls and great bottle deals.

Every Sunday Deja Vu Showgirls features select bottles for just $99.

Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am.

Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo.


Topless, full bar, 21+






 Sophia’s, with a new and improved late night food menu and local discounts.

Elote Fries seem like a hangover killer!  Sophia’s has some of the best VIP rooms and packages in town.

Sophia’s is open 7 nights a week with a very upscale experience.

Read TVO’s story about Sophia’s House Mother.

Find out why some of the best dancers in town call Sophia’s home!

Music by DJ Needles.

Hookah and limo rides are available.

Opens at 8pm.

Call them for a Free Limo ride to the club at 702-982-6777.

Topless, full bar, 21+




Centerfolds Cabaret

A Touch of Burlesque

Centerfolds Cabaret features Touch of Burlesque Friday and Saturday at 11 pm.  (Shows are all week) Hookah also available all night long. Winner of Best of Vegas.


Locals get half priced drinks always!

Dionne and Deana are two of the best bartenders in Las Vegas!

See the TVO REVIEW of a Touch of Burlesque. 

The show is a great date night!

Call Centerfolds Cabaret at (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc.

Topless, full bar, 21+ 








Scores is open from 8 pm-7 am daily.

The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. Guys… check out the club where the porn stars hang out when they are in Las Vegas!

TVO loved Scores outdoor patio with a spectacular view of the “Strip”!

Too many new and exciting shows to detail. Check out the latest…


Topless, full bar, 21+ Hookah available.


Watch this sexy SCORES video



For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+



Play It Again Sam’s


Play It Again Sam’s offers 25¢ bar top video poker machines and video poker players drink for free.

Loose Video Poker and Keno!

4120 W Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas


21+ Full Bar




Minks in Henderson

♦  Every Thursday night, Minks features “Beat the Clock Thursday” which means that all drinks & drafts from 8-9 pm are just $1; 9-10 pm $2; 10-11 pm $3; and 11-12 pm $4. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info.

Hookah lounge.

Large Sports Bar and the only club in Las Vegas with a pool table!

7 Cent Sunday Drafts at Mink’s

NEWS: VuDoo Grill Opened at Minks!

Gameday Kitchen Specials- Best deals in Vegas

  • $1 Beers
  • $1 Wings
  • $5 Off Philly’s

Free Admission for Las Vegas locals.

Free limo available if you purchase bottle service.

Monday Special!  Great deal on a VIP dance…

Topless, full bar, 21+





El Infierno Cabaret

♦  EInfierno Cabaret, Las Vegas’ newest Latin-inspired erotic nightlife destination.

New …. 2 for 1 beer during televised soccer matches!

EInfierno Cabaret, translated to hell in Spanish. It’s a multi-tiered entertainment facility located on the corner of Arville St. and Tropicana Ave. The club features an impressive lineup of local DJ’s spinning a variety of music nightly including salsa, cumbia, reggaeton, hip-hop and bachata.

Toxic Reggaeton is red hot. Experience it at El Infierno!

Call (702)330-0640

Topless, full bar,21+

It gets wild at El Infierno!




Floyd Mayweathers’s Girl Collection

This is a great weekend to check out Floyd Mayweather’s new Girl CollectionGirl Collection open on weekends. Best hip-hop DJ’s in Las Vegas. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge.

All of the dancers here have been hand-picked by Floyd himself, who likes beautiful women with lots of curves. Floyd’s place is the wildest hip-hop party in town. Private-room dances start at $150 for 10 minutes—a deal for a club of this caliber.

Ladies welcome, with or without a male companion. Great food menu if you’re hungry.

Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758.

Topless, full bar, 21+








The Library Club

♦  The Library is open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.”


Welcome The Library Club back to the world of drinking this weekend!

Time for TVO to check them out again!

The Library Club features Hookah that is 100% digital! No smoke, no nicotine … just flavor.



Chicas Bonitas

LINK for Chicas Bonitas


Wet: Vegas After Hours

Wet-Vegas After Hours is located a short taxi ride from Aria, The Cosmopolitan, and Palms, on Wynn a few short blocks south of the Palms.

Read a club overview here.


4636 S.Wynn Road, Las Vegas NV 89103



Other Vegas Strip Clubs

♦  Diamond Cabaret Diamond Cabaret Call (702)463.4127 for more info. 18+ No alcohol.

 Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Play It Again Sam’s (Video Poker), and Club Platinum (Video Poker) are all open and are local favorites!



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Click here to link to the Palomino Club


Click to go to Sapphire website