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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Stars Get Slutty in the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Little Darlings Dancer Goes Hardcore

Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas now has porn cutie Kimmy Granger under contract as the club’s resident feature performer for the last weekend of every month. So, you’re in luck if you’ll be in Vegas next weekend because Kimmy will be in the house getting naked for you.

Kimmy started out as a dancer at Little Darlings in San Diego, but quickly moved on to performing in XXX flicks like Sweet & Slutty, Yes I Am a Dirty Lil’ Slut, and 2 Cute 4 Porn.

Kimmy will start her fully-nude stage sets after 11 pm on both Friday and Saturday night (October 26-27) and will be available for private nude VIP shows with her fans when she’s not on stage.

All of the dancers at Little D’s are available for one-on-one private dances — also performed nude. Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas where the $20 lap dances take place in one-on-one rooms away from the main floor. High-mileage private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best private dance price in Las Vegas.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the club’s free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

It’s Blonde Bombshell Weekend at Sapphire

Sarah Vandella at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Vegas has a couple of blonde stunners appearing this weekend.

On Friday night, October 26, Sapphire features busty beauty Sarah Vandella. Sarah’s first stage performance will be at 11:30 pm, after which she’ll be in the club all night long to make her fans happy in the VIP rooms when she’s not on stage.

You may have seen Sarah in such memorable XXX film classics as Werewolves in Heat, Anally Talented, and Blow Me Sandwich 14. Yes, Sarah’s a little bit kinky, so be careful if she lures you into the VIP. It is Halloween weekend so she may have her werewolf fangs on display and there’s no telling what she might bite.

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, October 27, the sinfully delicious Alexis Monroe, the babe with the cutest butt in porn, will be Sapphire’s slut of the night. Alexis has appeared in a lot of butt-centric flicks, like Angelic Asses, Buns of Anarchy, and Beyond the Call of Booty. 

For $135, you can reserve a seat at Sarah’s or Alexis’s private tables, where they’ll be hanging out with their fans when not on stage. That package comes with a two-hour open bar and can be found with other porn star package deals on Sapphire’s porn star package page (or call 702-869-0003).

At a minimum, we recommend you get Sapphire’s $65 solo package, which includes a reserved seat in the middle of the club’s lap dance orgy. You get a $50 drink voucher and a free shot with that package. A package deal is advised here on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours. The reserved seat will assure that you’re not stuck at the world’s wildest lap dance orgy no lap!  All Sapphire packages include a drink discount, free limo transport to the club with line pass, free admission, reserved VIP seating, and the club’s royalty treatment.

Call the club for their complimentary limo (request one of their Teslas) at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Dakota Skye at Scores

On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights (Oct 25-27), Dakota Skye will be performing live at Scores Las Vegas. No details, though I assume Dakota will be available for private VIP dances. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 19

Treasures — Sizzling Hot Women in Vegas’ Most Lavish Flesh Palace

  Treasures gentlemen’s club caters to men who like to relax in luxury, surrounded by beautiful women who like to take off everything but their g-strings and settle into men’s laps for hands-on getting-to-know-you fun.

This is Las Vegas’ most opulent gentlemen’s club. Wealth drips from the chandeliers. This is a great club for adventuresome couples because you can start with a gourmet meal at the club’s steakhouse and because women appreciate the sheer beauty of the place.

Or, if you’re going alone, you can invite any of the club’s dazzling dancers to dine with you for a romantic dinner date in the steakhouse. Afterwards you can take her upstairs to the plush VIP rooms where you can undress her for your after-dinner dessert.

Reserve Treasures’ dinner packages (and other VIP package deals) online here. Treasures’ free limo service includes free admission, so if you’re from out-of-town call for pickup. The club’s limos start running at 7 pm, and the limo service is not only free but round-trip. Yes, that’s right.  The club will be happy to transport you to the club for free and when you’re ready to leave, chauffeur you back to your hotel, no strings attached. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride and any of the VIP package deals.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet!

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper pic

Laly Now at Palomino Club

Palomino Club is known for its world-class beauties and the newest addition to their roster of dancers is Penthouse Pet, Laly Vallade.

Laly was born and raised in France (and has the sexy French accent to prove it) but she now claims Las Vegas as her hometown and Palomino as her home club.

What I learned from Penthouse:  Laly likes hiking, biking, swimming, yoga and shooting guns. (And Laly spent four years as a police officer before she began her career in modeling and adult films.)

If you google “penthouse laly” you can find hundreds of pics and even XXX videos of Laly, but why settle for two-dimensional images on your laptop when you can see Laly in the flesh, dancing nude on Palomino’s stage? And why be satisfied with watching her on stage when you can get her naked in one of Palomino’s one-on-one, curtained VIP booths for a private show, or better yet, into one of the club’s luxurious private bedrooms where you can stretch out with her on a full-size bed?

Palomino is Las Vegas’ only strip club with fully nude dancers and a full bar. With $6 drafts and $8 domestic beers for locals and out-of-staters alike, these are among the friendliest strip club drink prices in Vegas — especially if you’re from out-of-state.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

And feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend because Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

Wednesday Is College Night at Little Darlings Vegas

Free Admission with Your Student ID

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Serenity Wants to Teach You a Thing or Two at Little Darlings

In order to support higher education and provide students much-needed relief from their studies, every Wednesday is College Night at Little Darlings, a nude club in Las Vegas. If you’ve got student ID from any college or university anywhere, plus photo ID to prove you’re at least 18, you get free admission tonight (a $35 value if you’re from out of state and a $15 value if you’re a Nevada resident).

Plus, a visit to Little Darlings is always educational in itself. You’ll learn things about the female anatomy they’ll never teach you in class and all of the Little Darlings dancers are available for one-on-one nude lap dance tutoring in a private booth, starting at just $20 per lesson.

Advanced nude sessions take place in private bedrooms, starting at just $125 for 15 minutes.  Little Darlings’ dance deals make it one of our top picks for Vegas strip clubs on a budget.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Check out our post on free admission in the Vegas nude clubs for more deals on other nights.  Even if you can’t show a student ID, you can get free admission at Little Darlings by arriving before 6 pm.