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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 6

Palomino Club — Las Vegas’ Only Nude Club with a Full Bar

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Pretty Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in town with a full bar and dancers who take it all off.  And what a way to take it all off!

If you’re used to Vegas’ topless clubs, you’ll find Palomino’s stage show to be in a class by itself. Multiple Victoria’s-Secret-quality dancers on multiple stages do steamy naked floor work close-up and fly around the stripper poles like naked angels escaped from heaven.

The best thing about Palomino’s nude policy is that the dancers get naked not only on stage but in the club’s curtained VIP booths and private bedrooms.  Fully-nude high-mileage private-booth dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab required).

Drink prices here are a friendly $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles, even for out-of-state guests.  That’s roughly half what most Vegas topless clubs charge.  And groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also an ideal Vegas strip club for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Get Ready for the 2018 Vegas Topless Pool Season

It’s Time for Titties in the Sunshine!

Sapphire Topless Pool Reopens April 20

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Look for the Pink Wristbands

The Sapphire Pool & Day Club opens for the 2018 summer season on Friday, April 20. The pool will be open from noon – 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday during the summer.  If you’re planning on being in Vegas on any weekend from April 20 through mid-September, it’s not too early to book a reservation at the best topless pool party in Vegas. The Sapphire Pool & Day Club was voted “Best Day Club” by the Las Vegas Review Journal last year, and has been my personal top pick for best pool party in Vegas since the pool opened six years ago.

Unlike the casinos’ topless pools, the pool party at Sapphire is always well-stocked with hot topless babes. That’s because the Sapphire pool is where Sapphire’s gorgeous dancers work on their tans. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands so you know who they are, as they are available for private encounters in Sapphire’s VIP room through a secret back entrance into the club.   Read more…

Vegas Strip Club Fight Viewing Parties for UFC 223

The Wrestler vs The Striker

Holloway vs Kabib UFC 223UFC 223 is this Saturday, April 7, and one of the most exciting matches on the main card is between Khabib Nurmagomedov, a Russian streetfighter raised in war-torn Dagestan, and proud Native Hawaiian/Samoan Max Holloway, one of Khabib’s toughest possible match-ups.

Khabib is known for his perfect 25-0 fight record and savage wrestling attack.  Holloway, the current featherweight champ, is coming off back-to-back knockout wins.  The winner of this epic battle will be the new undisputed lightweight champ.

Khabib has by far the best takedown rate of the ranked lightweights, with 68% of his total fight time spent on top of his opponent on the ground.  Meanwhile, Holloway has stopped 83% of his opponents’ takedown attempts, and has not been taken down since 2014.

The key to this match will be Khabib trying to take the fight to the ground and Holloway trying to keep the fight on the feet. Both excel at pounding their opponents into oblivion from their favored position.

As always, man-on-man combat sports go better with topless babes in your lap. Here are the Vegas strip club UFC 223 fight viewing parties.   Read more…

Meet Elektra of Palomino Club, Our April Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month

Exotic Elektra, a Hungarian and African-American beauty, is a local girl, born and raised right here in Las Vegas. She dances exclusively at Palomino Club, the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with fully-nude dancers that serves alcohol.

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Elektra is dancing her way through college as she pursues a degree in criminal justice. She’s athletic, loves animals and wants to help make the world a better place.

With a smile that lights up a room and a body to die for, Elektra has been selected as TVO’s April 2018 Dancer of the Month. You’ll find Elektra at Palomino just about every night and always on weekends.

Palomino is one of our top picks for the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

All photos of Elektra by Michael Maze. Click on the pics in our photo gallery below the fold to enlarge.

You may also be interested in our Gallery of All Las Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

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