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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

CES and AVN in Vegas this Weekend!

 

 

CES and AVN in Vegas this Weekend!

 

 

 

This is AVN Week in Vegas, so the strip clubs are filled with the stars of adult films. Throughout AVN week, many of the best Vegas strip clubs will be featuring porn stars on stage at night, and those shows tend to attract lots of other porn stars to the audience. Here’s a full schedule of which stars you can see in the strip clubs this week…..

 

 

Little Darlings

 Little Darlings – Little D’s features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+

Adult Superstar Jennifer Whyte – 2 Nights!

 

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Hookah packages are available.

Explore their wild drink menu … ask for the “Blue Balls”

Nude, no alcohol, 18+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club

Sapphire pulls out all of the stops for AVN/CES in Las Vegas!

Four gorgeous Adult Stars …. Brenna McKenna, Jessica Drake, Darcie Dolce and Haley Spades!

Hundreds of beautiful dancers and their Skyboxes are arguably the plushest VIP rooms anywhere.

 

Where is Sapphire on the “Hot List”?

Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimentary limo pickup, more info, etc.

Click here for Sapphire’s website.

Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Click here to link to Sapphires

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Peppermint Hippo – Open 24/7

The Peppermint Hippo AFTERHOURS parties on Friday and Saturday ‘Nights.’ Starting at 3am featured Top DJ every weekend.

This clubs rocks until the sun comes up; and never stops.

Check out their luxurious OG Room speakeasy. Great drinks in a premium lounge … hidden behind their glass liquor “case.” A must see!

Get an inside look at a VIP Suite experience: https://toplessvegasonline.com/heres-what-6k-buys-you-at-peppermint-hippo/

Great drink specials all night and all morning! $200 Bottle service after 3am at the Afterhours Party. VIP Packages with transportation start at $40. See their VIP deals here

Call (702) 473-9977.   For the Peppermint Hippo click here.

21+ Full Bar

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club – Open 24/7

Hustler always goes BIG for AVN/CES …. 2023 is no exception!

Joslyn James recently in Vegas at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club

Aside from the club’s feature entertainers, guests are invited to enjoy the newly launched Exxcite …The Show by Jennifer Romas which takes place Thursday through Saturday at 9:30 p.m. Pop-up go-go acts, over-the-top bottle service presentations and a live set by DJ Cammi will keep the party going well into the night.

Terrace Afterhours takes place Friday and Saturday at 2 a.m. and rolls into the wee hours of the morning. Food and hookah are available 24/7 courtesy of Terrace Mediterranean.

Sports Fans can also expect a hot dog cart, food for purchase from Terrace Mediterranean, specialty sports-themed cocktails from Glacier 45, 35+ high-definition screens, 100’s of beautiful Hustler Honeys and $1,000’s in giveaways including a 75” TV, PlayStation 5, deep fryer, mini fridge, gift cards, jerseys and home game premium tickets with access to the owner’s box.

Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131.

Topless, full bar, 21+

 

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

 

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The Library Club

Big News – Full Bar!

Welcome The Library Club back to the world of drinking this weekend!

♦  The Library is open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.”

The Library Club features Hookah that is 100% digital! No smoke, no nicotine … just flavor.

21+

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Palomino Club—Nude Dancers-Full Bar!

  Palomino Club is a nude party in the desert!

SEXY VIDEO of Meadow on the Palomino Stage!

They have among the lowest drink prices of all the major Vegas strip clubs — and out-of-staters get the same prices as locals. Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows.

That’s why Palomino gets the highest rating in the TVO “Most Erotic Club Poll”

So, if you’re a drinker and you believe dancers should ditch their G-strings when you’re partying, this is the place. We think it’s the best value in the Valley. It’s always a friendly, relaxing, sexy party at Palomino’s.

Read about the Palomino “Record VIP Session” … 5 Hours!

Great Drink and Dance Packages at Palomino

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info.

10% Discount if you pre-pay your party reservations! Couples comfortably enjoy the spectacular stage shows and private dances.

Nude, full bar, 21+

Guys… the story here is the dancers. Like no place else in town!

Where is Palomino on the “Hot List”?

 

Click here to link to Palomino deals!

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Crazy Horse 3 – Open 24/7

Crazy Horse III is committed to sports viewing on all of their TVs. The club with more than 50 HD screens is has early openings for full enjoyment of MLB, NASCAR racing, boxing, UFC and more!

 

See CH3’s package deals here or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info.

Watch a very sexy Crazy Horse 3 video here.

Crazy Horse III is the only strip club in Vegas that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services, including VIP packages and even lap dances.

Plus, if you purchase a VIP package online, you’ll get up to a 30% discount.

ToplessVegasOnline.com loves the Crazy Horse III cheese pizza and street tacos. Share it with your favorite dancer!

 

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Centerfolds Cabaret

Centerfolds Cabaret features Touch of Burlesque Friday and Saturday at 11 pm.  (Shows are all week) Hookah also available all night long. Winner of Best of Vegas.

 

Locals get half priced drinks always!

Dionne and Deana are two of the best bartenders in Las Vegas!

See the TVO REVIEW of a Touch of Burlesque. 

The show is a great date night!

Call Centerfolds Cabaret at (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc.

Topless, full bar, 21+ 

 

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

 

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Scores

Scores recently expanded … check out the new 2-story pole dancing!

Scores is open from 8 pm-7 am daily.

The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. Guys… check out the club where the porn stars hang out when they are in Las Vegas!

TVO loved Scores outdoor patio with a spectacular view of the “Strip”!

Too many new and exciting shows to detail. Check out the latest…

 

Topless, full bar, 21+ Hookah available.

 

Watch this sexy SCORES video

 

 

For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Treasures Las Vegas – and The Steakhouse

Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse. The Steakhouse is open Tuesday to Saturday, 8 pm to midnight. The Steakhouse at Treasures always serves 100% US Prime beef, Australian cold-water lobster tails, fresh seafood and has a well curated wine list. The service and ambience are unmatched! The Steakhouse is the best place to start a memorable evening if you’re a bachelor party, business group or a couple out for a sexy night on the town.

Best of Vegas – The Steakhouse

Read the NEW TVO Review of The Steakhouse (click)

Read the New TVO Review of the Late Night Menu (click)

 

Here’s the plan: Meet a few beautiful women in the club. Enjoy their charm and gorgeous bodies. Select your favorites girl (or girls) for an elegant and romantic dinner, and then finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. Local couples enjoy the luxurious decor, fine food and remarkable service. Make The Steakhouse part of your trip to Las Vegas.

SEE A SEXY STRIP CLUB VIDEO HERE

 

 

Does your restaurant crowd look like this? Eat here!

The Steakhouse has dinner companions for you!

 

Treasures will provide complimentary limo service and free admission if you simply call and ask.

The club stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 7 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030.

Topless, full bar, 21+

Where is Treasures on the “Hot List”?

Click Ad to link to club

 

 

 

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Deja Vu Showgirls

Weekend at Deja Vu is full of sizzling girls and great bottle deals.

Every Sunday Deja Vu Showgirls features select bottles for just $99.

 

Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am.

Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo.

 

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Minks in Henderson

♦  Every Thursday night, Minks features $2 “you call it” 9pm-close. Happy Hour is $1 beer & well.

Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Hookah lounge. The only club in Las Vegas with a pool table!

NEWS: VuDoo Grill Opened at Minks!

Gameday Kitchen Specials- Best deals in Vegas

  • $1 Beers
  • $1 Wings
  • $5 Off Philly’s

Free Admission for Las Vegas locals.

Free limo available if you purchase bottle service.

Monday Special!  Great deal on a VIP dance…

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

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Sophia’s

 Sophia’s, with a new and improved late night food menu and local discounts.

Elote Fries seem like a hangover killer!

Sophia’s has some of the best VIP rooms and packages in town.

Sophia’s is open 7 nights a week with a very upscale experience.

Read TVO’s story about Sophia’s House Mother.

Find out why some of the best dancers in town call Sophia’s home!

Music by DJ Needles.

Hookah and limo rides are available.

Opens at 8pm.

Call them for a Free Limo ride to the club at 702-982-6777.

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

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El Infierno Cabaret

♦  EInfierno Cabaret, Las Vegas’ newest Latin-inspired erotic nightlife destination.

 

New …. 2 for 1 beer during televised soccer matches!

EInfierno Cabaret, translated to hell in Spanish. It’s a multi-tiered entertainment facility located on the corner of Arville St. and Tropicana Ave. The club features an impressive lineup of local DJ’s spinning a variety of music nightly including salsa, cumbia, reggaeton, hip-hop and bachata.

Toxic Reggaeton is red hot. Experience it at El Infierno!

Call (702)330-0640

Topless, full bar,21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

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Spearmint Rhino

♦  Spearmint Rhino says they has been playing on a different level since 1999!

One of Las Vegas’ most opulent clubs, Spearmint Rhino doesn’t change their weekly deals … but they sure produce hot pictures to use!

This weekend Spearmint Rhino is sticking to a fundamental strategy … good drinks and a ‘shit-ton of pretty girls.’ See how that works out for you. Watch a brief video of their beautiful dancers here.  You won’t get this tune out of your head!

Watch this sexy Spearmint Rhino video!

For reservations, complimentary limo transport or more info, call (702) 796-3600.

 

Topless, full bar, 21+

 

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

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Floyd Mayweathers’s Girl Collection

This is a great weekend to check out Floyd Mayweather’s new Girl CollectionGirl Collection open on weekends. Best hip-hop DJ’s in Las Vegas. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge.

Blac Chyna in Lingerie

Blac Chyna

All of the dancers here have been hand-picked by Floyd himself, who likes beautiful women with lots of curves. Floyd’s place is the wildest hip-hop party in town. Private-room dances start at $150 for 10 minutes—a deal for a club of this caliber.

Ladies welcome, with or without a male companion. Great food menu if you’re hungry.

Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758.

Topless, full bar, 21+

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO

 

 

 

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Chicas Bonitas

LINK for Chicas Bonitas

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Other Vegas Strip Clubs

♦  Diamond Cabaret Diamond Cabaret Call (702)463.4127 for more info. 18+ No alcohol.

 Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Play It Again Sam’s (Video Poker), Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum (Video Poker) are all open and are local favorites!

 

 

 

 

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Treasures — Where Luxury Intersects with Lust

The Night I Said Prayers at Sapphire

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The Night I Said Prayers at Sapphire

Like football fans everywhere I was excited by the match-up of the first place Bengals hosting the first place Buffalo Bills.

Fortunately, we live in Las Vegas and we watch MNF at the viewing party that Sapphire throws each week during the football season. It was a full house and the excitement in the Sapphire Showroom was palpable.

As everyone knows by now, with just over 5 minutes left in the first quarter, Bills defender Damar Hamlin made a midfield tackle of Bengals receiver Tee Higgins. It was a good hit, but not extraordinarily vicious or violent. The defender seemed to take the brunt of the collision. Despite the the hit, Hamlin rose to his feet quickly in a normal fashion. However, once he stood up, he collapsed without any indication of bracing himself in self-preservation.

A typical play stoppage for a downed player went on for a few minutes longer than normal. Any football insider or fan is used to the sequence … trainers, coaches and a team doctor come out and do what they are trained to do. Players, close to the action, and with more at risk than anyone, take a knee and silently watch the efforts to attend to the man down. If the time gets extended groups of players start to pray. The TV network takes a sober tone, then goes to a commercial break to gather themselves, and gather some revenue for the stockholders.

When ESPN got back to coverage it was clear that this was different. Players, who have seen and heard horrific knee contortions and the snap of broken bones had an unusual fear in their eyes this time.

A full EMS ambulance was on the middle of the field, not a yellow gurney. Then one of the ESPN announcers said something I’d never heard before .. they said the shocking words, CPR is being administered, and it has been happening for several minutes!

That’s when I said prayers for Damar Hamlin. I can honestly say that in the dozens of times I’ve been in Sapphire, I’ve never once said a prayer in that former exercise club, turned adult playground.

As the drama unfolded, no one knew what to do.

  • Raffle off a few more gifts?
  • Go back to the buffet?
  • Have another drink? (That’s what Mr. TVO did …. Mrs. TVO didn’t)

A.J. Trunk, the fantastic party host and emcee at Sapphire made a serious announcement that they would switch to the Vegas Golden Knights game in Colorado. The crowd started scrambling to get updates from social media.

News was scarce. Personally, I started to see polemical opportunists of all stripes start to speculate that it was another case of NFL CTE …. brain trauma. Any serious football observer knew that this hit, and the player’s reactions didn’t square with that analysis.

Others, including me, speculated that this was another case of a young and healthy athlete collapsing suddenly from myocarditis, driven be the experimental Covid-19 vaccine and boosters. As one friend nearby said, “If that’s what it is …. they’ll never admit it!”

Later into the evening, it became clearer that Hamlin suffered from cardiac arrest. He was given CPR, AED (defibrillator) and eventually intubated.

Into the evening the speculation on ’cause’ continued. Commtio Cordis was offered confidently by some. However, mRNA developer Dr. Robert W. Malone said, “The eager willingness of corporate media/bias/over diagnosis of Commotio Cordis for last nights tragedy is even worse than any vax injury bias.  Commotio Cordis is rare and requires specific conditions including pre-existing conditions in the patient.  Typically a baseball.”  (SEE THIS TWEET)

As the player and his family were being treated at the University of Cincinatti Medical Center … the pattern outside developed. The new rule in the media was, “speculate about CTE, Commotio Cordis all you want … just don’t speculate on anything related to big pharma vaccines.”

TVO readers should know this … Pfizer is the dominant advertiser for Pharma on NFL broadcasts. The developer of the leading Covid-19 shots has purchased 175 million impressions, constituting 65% of the category ad spending. $9.5 million dollars in the first half of the 2022 season.

I’ll continue to pray for poor Damar Hamlin and his family.  I’m hopeful he recovers and lives a long life. Someone or something convinced him to get a booster shot on December 26th. I hope it didn’t harm him. I’d like to know if the NFL or the Buffalo Bills forced him into that decision.

Back to the Surreal

Anastasia and Galaxy

Sapphire Jersey Girls

The hundreds of fans in Sapphire were helpless to do anything to make things right in Cincinnati. The hockey game was being shown on the giant screens, and the “jersey girls” were summoned backstage. For those of you who never been to MNF at Sapphire, one beloved tradition is a raffle of four NFL jerseys for the two teams playing that evening. Four Sapphire dancers, sell strips of tickets to patrons. Buy enough and they’ll measure the strip of ducats by wrapping around your beefy frame. In my case, that’s more tickets than the younger, skinnier guys at the nearby tables. Buy $50 your and you’ll get a lap dance as part of the purchase! And. if you’re lucky enough to win one of the jerseys, you’ll be invited on stage to remove the jersey from one of the sexy dancers. I’ve won a Kenny Pickett Steelers jersey, and an Aaron Rodgers Packer jersey this year!

TVO Tip: I always buy my tickets from Anastasia. She’s fun, flirty and brings me good luck!

Naughty Waffles of Las Vegas

On this strange evening, the decision to go ahead with the jersey raffle was made. Thankfully, it was done quickly and without a tragic announcement from the drama in Cincinnati. The club “pulled it off” if you will!

Call 512.774.0779

Even stranger, many customers were handed boxes of a new desert in town … Naughty Waffles. naughtywafflesllc@gmail.com is a waffle that has a striking resemblance to a woman’s vagina! I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves. They are tasty, light a slightly sweet thanks to a layer of icing on the side opposite of the ‘business end’ of her treasure.

Mr. TVO dove into his Naughty Waffles hungrily last night and went back for ‘seconds’ this morning with my coffee. Sorry for the third person language, I’m distancing myself in real time from this snack. Is it desert, or breakfast.

Delicious!

 

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New Year’s Eve in Vegas Strip Clubs

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New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas

Are you ready for fun, firm women?

 

New Year’s Eve in Vegas Strip Clubs

 

Vegas Lifestyle Clubs and Events

CLICK HERE for our LIFESTYLE GUIDE

 

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