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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Titty Ball Season Gets into High Gear at the Vegas Topless Pools

Titty Ball is a Popular Sport at Sapphire Pool and Dayclub

Titty Ball is a Popular Sport at the
Sapphire Pool and Dayclub

You think you don’t want to go outside this weekend because it’s 105 or 107 degrees.  Here’s where you’re misguided in your thinking:

When it’s 80-90 degrees in Las Vegas, girls at the topless pools tend to spend the afternoon lying on their stomachs on their lounge chairs, falling asleep and getting a back tan without a bikini line.  But when the temps hit triple digits, there’s no way a girl can stay in a lounge chair.  And that, fellas, means the official beginning of titty-ball season.

Titty-ball aficionados are grabbing their hats, shades and sunscreen and rejoicing at the hot weather, because this is the kind of heat that gets the topless girls into the water and splashing around.  The water isn’t 107 degrees—it’s clear and cool and refreshing—while the water evaporating from your skin in the desert air chills you down.  And while nobody wants a pina colada or mojito when it’s 68 degrees, girls tend to chug them when it’s 107 outside.  That does a lot to get and keep a party going.

We have had multiple TVO readers reporting nipple sightings at Stratosphere’s Radius Pool and Mandalay Bay’s Moorea Beach in 2019. There will be topless women wading in the pool at Wynn as well, but that’s a different kind of topless pool scene.

But topless girls are jumping for beach balls by the dozens at Sapphire’s topless pool, where the bartenders, cocktail waitresses and go-go dancers are all topless, Vegas showgirls come to party, and the gorgeous topless girls with the pink wristbands are Sapphire’s own uninhibited dancers there to flirt, catch a buzz and say yes if you ask them to go to the VIP.

See our complete list of Vegas topless pools for 2019 for more info, as there have been a lot of changes in the Vegas topless pool scene this year.


Las Vegas Strip Club Package Deals 2019

Vegas Strip Club Package Deals That Offer Real Value

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Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

More Vegas strip clubs are offering package deals than ever before. Unfortunately, some of the package deals offer a lot more value to the club than the customer.

There is a separate page at TVO on Vegas strip club package deals for bachelor parties, divorce parties and groups of five or more (see Vegas Strip Club Bachelor Parties, Divorce Parties and Other Private Parties). This page will focus on good package deals for solo guests, couples, and smaller groups, and it’s been updated for 2019.

On this page, I’m sorting the wheat from the chaff for you. I’m listing packages that offer real value, at the kind of Vegas strip club I’d want to go to, not a comprehensive list of every cheap package available.

I even include some higher-priced packages that are good deals for that particular club. For example, while a line pass and reserved table at Cheetahs don’t mean much, at Sapphire or Palomino (both premium clubs) a reserved table will likely be the only way you get to sit down if you arrive at peak hours.

In other words, in order to make the cut for this page, a package deal has to be one I would buy for myself.

In the chart below I provide not only the basic info (club, price, number of guests, and what the package includes) but also my take on exactly what makes that package a good value. My hope is that this information will help you find the best package deal for you.  You may also be interested in our post on Vegas strip club package deals — to buy or not to buy.

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Mega Porn Curves at Sapphire Next Weekend

Olivia Austin and Diamond Kitty Want to Corrupt Your Innocence at Sapphire Vegas

Olivia Austin at Sapphire Las Vegas

Olivia Austin at Sapphire

Sapphire continues its mission to get a porn babe into every man’s lap with two of the hottest bodies on the planet this coming weekend — blonde bombshell Olivia Austin and smoldering Latina beauty, Diamond Kitty.

On Friday night, August 2, Olivia Austin will be shaking her moneymakers on Sapphire’s main stage and tempting innocent men (who only stopped into the club for a beer) into getting physical with her in a luxurious dark room.

On Saturday afternoon, August 3, Olivia will be up to her sneaky tricks again, luring unsuspecting men into sinful fun using her breasts as bait, but now out at the club’s topless pool. If you don’t think you can resist the wiles of the star of Busty Pin-Ups, Wet Curves, and the immortal Bra Busters, steer clear of Sapphire this weekend.

Diamond Kitty at Sapphire Las Vegas

Diamond Kitty at Sapphire

Because it only gets worse. On Saturday night, August 3, Diamond Kitty will be the delicacy on Sapphire’s tasting menu.  Kitty is a Cuban/Puerto Rican XXX honey with a body that should be outlawed, known (and worshiped) for her appearances in the medical documentary, There’s a Great Big Penis in My Butt, and the Ass Parade videos and TV series. On Sunday afternoon, August 4, Kitty will be parading that delectable ass in the sunshine at the Sapphire topless pool.

My advice:  Don’t put yourself into a position of getting too close to the uninhibited Olivia or Kitty by reserving a seat at their private party tables. Sapphire offers a VIP package that includes a reserved seat at their tables for $135, and it comes with a two-hour open bar to break down your resistance, plus free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, and the royalty treatment at one of the most celebrated strip clubs in Las Vegas. Ignore this offer and all of Sapphire’s other porn star packages on the club’s website here.

Be warned:  If you do go to Sapphire, you might also be tempted to indulge your dark desires in the club’s infamous all-night lap dance orgy, which has been described as “a boob man’s paradise,” “titty heaven,” and “an all-night breast buffet.”

To get otherwise clean-living men of virtue into this den of sin, Sapphire offers a solo VIP package here for just $65. It comes with a $50 drink credit, plus a free shot, free admission, free limo transport, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s full royalty treatment. This club has a lot of nerve offering a deal like that! Don’t fall for it!

Because Sapphire gets to standing-room-only at peak hours, you’ll need a package if you want to sit down.  I suggest you don’t get a package so that when you find yourself at the world’s wildest babe bacchanal, at least you won’t have a lap to participate in the immoral activities.

Note: If you take a cab or Uber to Sapphire you will be charged a $50 entry fee. If you get a package or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo, your cover charge will be waived.

Las Vegas’ Most Topless Pool Party

The folks who run the Sapphire topless pool seem to think that men want to look at women’s naked breasts. So, from noon to 6 pm on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays throughout the summer, the pool’s bartenders, cocktail waitresses, and go-go dancers (all nubile females) walk around with their titties bared in the sunshine. Plus, this is the pool where Sapphire’s strippers come to work on their tans, and they typically act as if they can’t wait to get their tops off!

You will also see topless casino showgirls at this pool as well as other women with gorgeous tits and loose morals.  Don’t say you weren’t warned!

Plus, as mentioned above, Olivia Austin will be hosting this boobie free-for-all on Saturday and Diamond Kitty will be hosting it on Sunday, with both of them making themselves available to guys who want to fool around in private in the club VIP. On top of that, all of Sapphire’s dancers wear pink wristbands to advertise their availability for VIP room fun. What a horrible idea for a pool party!  Breasts are for feeding infants, not for bouncing around in the sunshine!

If you drive yourself or arrive by the free club limo, there’s no cover charge to get into the pool party. (It’s $20 if you come by cab or rideshare.)  But if you plan to stay a while, you’ll probably want to reserve the $92 lounge package, which comes with a $75 drink/food credit, a reserved lounge chair for the day, free limo transport and a line pass.  The new price includes the service fee.

Other pool packages available through that link include a VIP deck package (more shade), daybed and cabana packages for couples and groups (with more food and booze for attracting topless girls to your lair), bottle service deals and even a private topless pool party within the larger pool party.  Note:  The only free seating is at the bar and the bar stools disappear early!

The Ingenious Sunday Checkout Deal

If your flight home leaves later in the day on Sunday, you can call Sapphire to send a limo to pick you up at your hotel after you check out, store your luggage for the afternoon, then take you to the airport later when it’s time to catch your flight. There’s no charge for the Sunday Checkout package.

Also, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars if you’re coming to Vegas later this summer. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 26

Treasures — An Opulent Mansion Filled with Luscious Women

  When you first walk into Treasures in Las Vegas you will be dazzled by the sheer beauty of the place. This is Las Vegas’ most plush gentlemen’s club, and it’s filled with stunning women.

Can you really afford this place? Yes, you can. If you like drinking the good stuff, they have an open bar package for only $120. It includes two hours of everything but champagne and super-premiums.  If you’re not into fine liquors, the $50 VIP package includes three drinks — a deal at this club where beers start at $18 (and you’re not limited to beers).

Both package deals include free admission, a line pass, free round-trip limo transport, and a reserved VIP table for the night. Again, note that the club’s limo transport is round-trip. They’ll pick you up at your hotel and chauffeur you back when you want to leave.  You’ll find more deals for bottle service, groups and couples on the club website.

This is also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse — a real restaurant, with a real chef and an elegant ambiance. Want to make the night really special? After sampling the girls with a few high-mileage lap dances, ask your favorite for a dinner date. She’ll dress up for dinner and, after an elegant meal and flirting over cocktails, she’ll let you undress her in the VIP rooms upstairs.

If you’re from out-of-town, you can also get free admission by calling Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for their free round-trip limo transportation. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…