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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

XXX Babes and Sex Clowns This Week in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Natalia Starr and the Kayden Sisters to Head Up Sapphire’s Lap Dance Orgy

Natalia Starr

Natalia Starr at Sapphire

Sapphire’s “Get-a-Porn-Star-in Your Lap” series continues this weekend with three busty blonde bombshells back by popular demand.

On Friday night, June 29, Penthouse Pet Natalia Starr returns to Sapphire’s main stage where she’ll be acting really slutty to try and convince guys in the audience to get alone with her in the VIP. And since she never gets enough, on Saturday afternoon she’ll be back wearing very little at Sapphire’s topless pool, still looking for guys who want to know what happens when a Penthouse Pet drags you into a dark room for one-on-one fun.

Natalia has starred in numerous XXX classics, like Tender Young Pussy and You Twerk It, I’ll Jerk It.  Natalia is hot as a firecracker, so it takes bravery to get her alone and undressing for you, but I know you’re up to it.

Kayla Kayden at Sapphire Las Vegas

Kayla Kayden at Sapphire
One Half of the Kayden Sisters

On Saturday night, June 30, you can double your fun at Sapphire with the Kayden Sisters, stars of the immortal Sister Swap. It’s a good thing Sapphire is air-conditioned because when Kayla and Kendall take the stage together they get the guys on the rail literally sweating bullets. I’d advise taking them into the VIP room one at a time unless you think you can handle four of the most glorious tits on the planet simultaneously.

On Sunday afternoon, July 1, the Kayden Sisters will both be making waves at Sapphire’s Topless Pool, still hoping to find dudes who like up-close-and-physical one-on-one fun.

Natalia Starr and the Kayden Sisters start their night time stage performances around 11:30 pm. If you want a realistic shot at getting alone with any of them, you should consider reserving a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. You can also reserve a private dinner date with any of them in a luxurious Sapphire Skybox. Find this and other porn star packages and make advance reservations here (or call 702-869-0003).

If you’re more interested in focusing on Sapphire’s over-the-top lap dance orgy, then grab a solo guy package for $65, which comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link). All packages get you a free limo to the club (if you’re alone, ask for one of the club Teslas), free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs.

Sapphire’s pool is now fully topless (pasties are no longer required) and is open Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. The porn stars are there on Saturday and Sunday only (see above), but Sapphire’s dancers are always there and always available for private VIP fun. If you think a topless pool should have lots of stripper-grade boobs on display, then you’ll likely agree with me that this is the best topless pool in Las Vegas.

Pool packages start at $70 and include free limo to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a free pool check-out special: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage for the day, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home — a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. Names are available right now through the end of July, and we update that page weekly.

Finally — A Clown Who Chucks Her G-String at Little Darlings

BJ McNaughty at Little Darlings

Little Darling Vegas is featuring BJ McNaughty — a nymphette clown who likes to get naked in public — on both Friday and Saturday nights (June 29-30), in two shows each night starting at 11 pm.

I admit I’ve never seen BJ McNaughty and honestly I’ve never seen any stripping clown anywhere! Who even knew that stripping clowns existed? Still, BJ appears to be a dish and this will not be not a children’s show. Although dancers and customers at Little Darlings only have to be 18 because no alcohol is served, there’s plenty of pussy.  Even BJ herself will be getting down to her face paint.  Expect a party crowd for this show.

Every $20 lap dance at Little D’s is fully nude and takes place in a private booth off the main floor. Totally nude private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — best rate in Vegas. If you haven’t been to this club and you can do without alcohol, you’ll love this place. Think lots of really cute young girls getting naked and frisky.

Admission is $20 for locals, $40 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the Little Darlings online. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Lisey Sweet at Centerfolds Cabaret

On Saturday, June 30, Centerfolds Cabaret is featuring porn newcomer Lisey Sweet in two shows at 10 pm and midnight. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 22

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Nude Dancers, Wild Stage Show

Valentina Estrella

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

  There are many gentlemen’s clubs in Las Vegas, but only Palomino Club has both fully nude dancers and a full bar.

Plus, Palomino’s dancers are smokin’ hot and put on the wildest stage show in Vegas, with outstanding pole dancing, girl-on-girl shows, and close-up floorwork you’ll be fantasizing about for weeks. Check out our galleries of Renee and Valentina, both TVO Dancers of the Month from Palomino Club, to get an idea of the bodies on display here and you’ll know why I always rate this club as one of the best Vegas gentlemen’s clubs.

Private booth and bedroom dances start at $100 for 3 songs, with no extra bar tab, and like the stage show, they’re fully nude.  Drink prices are a deal for a Vegas strip club as well, starting with $6 drafts and $8 domestics. Expect 100+ girls in the place, you’ll know why I always rate this club as one of the best Vegas gentlemen’s clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our full Palomino review for more info and package deals for groups and solo guys.

This club starts to get crowded after 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also one of the best Vegas strip clubs to take your wife or girlfriend to. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Wednesday Is College Night at Little Darlings Vegas

Free Admission with Your Student ID

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Serenity Wants to Teach You a Thing or Two at Little Darlings

In order to support higher education and provide students much-needed relief from their studies, every Wednesday is College Night at Little Darlings, a nude club in Las Vegas. If you’ve got student ID from any college or university anywhere, plus photo ID to prove you’re at least 18, you get free admission tonight (a $35 value if you’re from out of state and a $15 value if you’re a Nevada resident).

Plus, a visit to Little Darlings is always educational in itself. You’ll learn things about the female anatomy they’ll never teach you in class and all of the Little Darlings dancers are available for one-on-one nude lap dance tutoring in a private booth, starting at just $20 per lesson.

Advanced nude sessions take place in private bedrooms, starting at just $125 for 15 minutes.  Little Darlings’ dance deals make it one of our top picks for Vegas strip clubs on a budget.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Check out our post on free admission in the Vegas nude clubs for more deals on other nights.  Even if you can’t show a student ID, you can get free admission at Little Darlings by arriving before 6 pm.

Porn Star Fun Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Hot & uninhibited porn babes will be tearing their clothes off all over the Vegas strip clubs this coming weekend. Must be the hot weather that brings them out.

XXX Tit Queen Christy Mack at Little Darlings Vegas

Christy Mack at Little Darlings

Let’s start with Little Darlings, where Penthouse Pet and porn superstar Christy Mack will be performing on both Friday and Saturday nights, June 22-23. Little Darlings is a nude club, so Christy will be taking it all off. Her stage performances start at 11 pm and when she’s not on stage she’ll be be out in the audience signing autographs, taking selfies with fans and available for lap dances and private bedroom shows.

Christy has starred in such memorable XXX flicks as Delicious Tits, Tits to Die For 2, and the immortal Tits for Hire. If you’re a tit man, Christy’s bountiful offerings will be on Little D’s menu two nights running.

At Little Darlings, every $20 lap dance is fully nude and takes place in a private booth. Dancers here only have to be 18+ and so do you because no alcohol is served.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the Little Darlings website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Lexi Belle and Brooklyn Chase Will Be Teasing Fans at Sapphire

Lexi Belle

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Vegas

At Sapphire Las Vegas, on Friday night, June 22, Penthouse Pet and delectable porn cutie-pie Lexi Belle will be performing on stage. On the following Saturday afternoon (June 23), Lexi will be taking a dip and partying and looking for trouble at Sapphire’s topless pool.

Lexi has appeared in more than 400 adult flicks and won many AVN awards. You may recall seeing her gorgeous body in Stuffin Young MuffinsYoung and Juicy or my personal favorite: Just Turned 18 and Already a Slut. At Sapphire, Lexi will be available to her fans for private fun both days in the club’s VIP.

Brooklyn Chase

Brooklyn Chase at Sapphire

On Saturday night, busty Brooklyn Chase, star of Orgy Overload and Big Bodacious Knockers 9 will be featured on Sapphire’s stage. On Sunday afternoon, Brooklyn will be splashing around out back in the topless pool.

Both Lexi Belle and Brooklyn Chase start their stage performances at 11:30 pm. When they come down from the stage, they’ll be looking for guys to play with. If you want first shot at getting alone with either of them, you can reserve a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. See this and other porn star package deals and make your reservations in advance here (or call 702-869-0003).

If you’re more interested in Sapphire’s weekend lap dance orgy, then grab a solo guy package for $65, which comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link). All packages get you a free limo to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ top gentlemen’s clubs.

If you go for the lap dancers, bring twenties! You will have a ball! There are 400+ dancers at this club at peak hours — mostly stacked, all gorgeous — and that’s 800+ titties. Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law and Sapphire makes the most of that. Get a package or it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Sapphire Topless Pool Las Vegas

Sapphire’s Transparent Lounging Pool
Look for the Pink Wristbands

Sapphire’s Pool, now fully topless, is open Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. While the porn stars are there on Saturday and Sunday only (as per above), Sapphire’s dancers are always there and the pool attracts hot local girls too. This is the best topless pool in Vegas for guys who appreciate bare breasts.  Go once and you’ll always go back.

Pool packages start at $70 and include free limo to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a free pool check-out special: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage for the day, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home — a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. Names are available right now through the end of July, and we update that page weekly.

Mary Carey’s Bachelorette/Retirement Party at Hustler

Reality TV and porn star, Mary Carey, will be celebrating both her retirement from porn and her bachelorette party (she’s getting married soon) this weekend.  Look for Mary at the Vegas Hustler Club on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights (June 21-23), .

Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab, $40 if you arrive by the club limo (you get two drinks with that). Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+