Friday, March 3
Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Largest Gentlemen’s Club and Lap Dance Orgy
Kimber Is a Sapphire Gem
Sapphire (club review / club website) should be at the top of your go-to list if you’re in Vegas for up-close-and-physical hands-on fun with gorgeous women.
As the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, Sapphire boasts 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — think nines and tens with hot bodies, all looking for men who want to help them out of their tops. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so the mileage is off the chart for female flesh in your face, hands and lap. If you like tits, you’ll love Sapphire.
Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you lust after (blonde, brunette or redhead, top-heavy, bottom-heavy, or sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.
Tonight (Friday, March 3), adult film star Samantha Rone will be performing live on stage throughout the night (starting around 11:30) and looking for guys to have fun with in the VIP.
Samantha has been featured in such xxx classics as 2 Cute 4 Porn, Schoolgirl Cuties, She’s So Small 2, and Sexy Squirming Squealers. If you’d like an uninhibited schoolgirl cutie squirming in your lap, don’t pass up this opportunity.
You can reserve a seat at Samantha’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Samantha has a big following.
A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.
For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see: Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Dancers, and a Meltingly Hot Stage Show
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
Palomino Club (club review / club website) doesn’t play by the same rules as the other Vegas strip clubs. At other joints that serve booze, the dancers must always leave their g-strings on. Always. On stage and even in the VIP or private shows. If a club has a bar, the law says: no pussy.
Except at Palomino. Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar where the girls get nude both on stage and in the private VIP shows. And take it from me, guys, these girls are stunners. Check out Renee, our current Dancer of the Month. Wouldn’t you kinda like her to get naked for you?
At peak hours on Friday and Saturday night, you’ll have your pick of 100+ girls, all beautiful, fun and flirty, and ready to take it all off in a private show in Palomino’s VIP room. The VIP at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the naked girl you’re with instead of the guy sitting across from you.
And unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino has $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.
Palomino also has private theme rooms with beds or sofas where you can control the lighting and sound. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)
Palomino’s stage show is hands-down the wildest and sexiest in Vegas—think Cirque du Soleil, only naked and all girls. No other Vegas strip club or casino show even comes close on the erotic scale. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. Women love the show and the dancers are couples-friendly.
Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night: Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show, Pole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.
Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.) (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Jillian Janson at Hustler Club
Hustler Club (club review) is featuring porn star Jillian Janson performing on stage, tonight and tomorrow night (Fri and Sat), two performances each night. First performance sometime after 11 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Vegas Pot Biz Meet & Greet at Sophia’s
Sophia’s (club review) is hosting a Las Vegas Marijuana Industry Meet & Greet tonight (Fri) starting at 10 pm. Rapper Afroman (best known for his 2000 hit “Because I Got High”) will be performing. Free munchies and cocktails will be provided. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, March 4
Sapphire — A Mega Lap Dance Party with Porn’s Baddest Bad Girl Selena Santana
Selena Santana at Sapphire on Saturday
Tonight at Sapphire (club review / club website) porn mega-star Selena Santana will be getting down and dirty on stage, then looking for guys who want to mess around with her in private when she comes down from the stage.
Selena has been featured in such memorable flicks as Troublemakers, Bad Girls 8, Home Wrecker, and Banging Beauties 2. Aren’t you overdue for getting a porn star who’s famous for her top topless in your lap? Don’t pass up this opportunity to let Selena show you what she’s famous for.
Selena’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Selena to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!
For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.
All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night
The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Tommy Lama as the feature performer, and guest comedians Wayne “Big Weezy” Brown and Peiman Kermanshahi. Plus, there’s a smooth magician, MonDre, and a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.
You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
UFC 209 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs
Three Vegas Strip clubs are advertising viewing parties for UFC 209.
Crazy Horse III (club review) has a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. The pizza is free and there will be beer bucket specials throughout the fight (4 domestics $20). Crazy Horse usually gets a good crowd for UFC fights. Locals like the no cover (for locals), free pizza and beer buckets. Topless, full bar, 21+
Hustler Club (club review) and Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) are also advertising UFC 209 viewing parties with no details. In the past, both clubs have had free pizza and drink specials. Both topless, full bar, 21+
Jillian Janson at Hustler Club
Hustler Club (club review) is featuring porn star Jillian Janson performing on stage tonight (Sat Mar 4). She’ll be on stage twice, with her first performance after 11 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday, March 5
Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
This month’s Burly-Q Revue features burlesque performances by Lil Miss Firefly, Pistol Holliday, and Mr. and Mrs. F*cksmart. The show is emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour, with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters.
The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. The Bacon Martini and the Ass Juice are two house specialties. The show starts at 9 pm. The Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.