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“2023 TVO HOT Rankings™”

TVO Testing Laboratory Girl: A perfect 100% Erotic Score. Avert your eyes. Prolonged gawking can cause blindness!
The ToplessVegasOnline.com “HOT Rankings” is the official list of exactly how much a club will excite a healthy man, or woman.
It’s an “Erotic Score.”
The “HOT Rankings” are based on a ‘black box’ method that factors a dancers (& club’s*) beauty, mileage, contact levels, propensity to touch, linger, stray, flirt, and undress.
Other aspects of the “HOT” scoring includes the attire before undressing, proportions, environment*, generosity of time, manners, sexiness, willingness and ability to get close and please the customer. The feedback we get from TVO readers is an essential element in the scoring algorithms.
*Yes, the club environment matters. Sorry Dancers, to some level ‘you are where you work.’ The score does not count amenities like a club’s food, drink prices, parking.
What is an “Erotic Score”?
The erotic score is the percentage given to a club for the “HOT Ranking™.” The club’s score is based on a perfect score of 100%. For the safety of our scientists, we did not even simulate a perfect scoring club. We thought it might cause a dangerous injury, or even blindness.
**All scores are final unless, and until, TVO reopens the erotic scoring black box for the HOT Rankings**
HOT Rankings™ of Las Vegas Strip Clubs – May 2023
1. Palomino — 94% (Click Link for Club)
2 (tie). Sapphires — 91% (Click Link for Club)
2. (tie) Treasures — 91% (Click Link for Club)
4. Spearmint Rhino — 85% (Click Link for Club)
5. (tie) Peppermint Hippo — 78% (Click Link for Club)
5.(tie) Crazy Horse III — 78% (Click Link for Club)
7. Sophia’s– 72% (Click Link for Club)
8. Hustler Club — 70% (Click Link for Club)
9. Centerfolds Caberet — 65% (Click Link for Club)
9. DejaVu Showgirls — 65% (Click Link for Club)
11. Little Darlings — 60% (Click Link for Club)
12. The Library Club — 56% (Click Link for Club)
13.(tie)El Infierno — 55% (Click Link for Club)
13.(tie)Minks — 55% (Click Link for Club)
13.(tie) Scores— 55% (Click Link for Club)
16. Girl Collection — 50% (Click Link for Club)
17. Play It Again Sam’s — 44% (Click Link for Club)
18. Chicas Bonitas — 40% (Click Link for Club)
19. (tie) Talk of the Town — 35% (Click Link for Club)
19. (tie) Club Platinum — 35% (Click Link for Club)
21. Diamond Cabaret — 25% (Click Link for Club)
NEW CLUB: Honey’s – Not Yet Rated (Click Link for Club)
NEW CLUB: Wet – Not Yet Rated (Click Link for Club)
ToplessVegasOnline.com Readers … Please tell us how you score the clubs!
Definition of erotic
1: of, devoted to, or tending to arouse sexual love or desire