A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Spanish Brothel Sells Sex with Dolls

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Katy – Ready for Work at Lumi Dolls

A new brothel recently opened in Barcelona that has no prostitutes. Lumi Dolls is the first brothel in Europe, and probably anywhere in the world, that sells sex with lifesize dolls. Four different models are available — a European (blonde – see pic), an Asian (brunette), an African (curly blonde), and a Japanese anime-styled doll with turquoise hair.

All of the dolls are flexible, about 5’5″ tall, weigh around 90 pounds and have three working orifices. Customers are advised (but not required) to wear condoms. Dolls are thoroughly disinfected after each use.

An hour alone in a comfortable furnished bedroom with the doll of your choice will cost you 80€ (about US$85).

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Aki – An Anime-inspired Sex Doll

Prostitution is legal in Spain, but traditional brothels are not, as it is illegal for the owner or manager of an establishment to profit from prostitutes.

Former Las Vegas mayor Oscar Goodman always wanted to establish a red light district in downtown Vegas, but was prohibited by state law that restricts legal brothels to less-populated counties.

But a brothel with sex dolls would probably be legal anywhere in Nevada. Depending on the success of Lumi Dolls in Spain, I suspect it’s only a matter of time.

In the meantime, check out some of the legal brothels near Las Vegas where you’ll find living breathing girls available for your pleasure:

Aliens Cathouse – Brothel with a Sense of Fun

Love Ranch Vegas – Playground of Millionaires

Sheri’s Ranch – An Undercover Review

Sapphire Hosts March Mayhem Party with $10 Million Prize, Dennis Rodman, a Free Buffet and an Open Bar

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Mae is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is dead serious about being the go-to Vegas strip club for March Madness fans. 

Next Monday night, March 13 (the day before the NCAA tournament begins), Dennis Rodman is hosting a March Mayhem “Flawless Bracket Party” at Sapphire with a $10,000,000 prize.  That’s ten million dollars.  There’s no cover if arrive by your own car or the free club limo.  The party runs from 7-9 pm.

If you’re not a sports bettor or a college basketball fan, the “bracket” is the chart of all 67 March Madness games in the two-week-long tournament. To fill out a flawless bracket, you would have to pick the winners of all 67 games. To my knowledge, no one in history has ever done this, but with a $10 mill prize, you can bet I’ll be at Sapphire next Monday night giving it a shot.

With Dennis Rodman hosting this bash, an open bar, a free buffet, a free throw contest with prizes, and Sapphire’s lap dancers all looking to get topless and cozy in the laps of any guys who like tits and want to party, this will definitely be a party you don’t want to miss.

For this contest, all brackets must be filled out at Sapphire, so call 702-869-0003 for the complimentary club limo from your hotel, or if you plan to hang out at the club to have fun with the dancers after the party, get a solo-guy VIP package  here starting at $65 (includes $50 drink voucher plus a free shot), or any of the club’s other group package deals and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of gorgeous lap dancers all night long.  All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table (important at this club) and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Read more about Sapphire in my coverage of the Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

Porn Babes Kissa Sins and Gianna Michaels Heat Up the Nights at Sapphire

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Kissa Sins at Sapphire Friday Night

This weekend, you could have a knockout gorgeous porn actress sitting in your lap, topless, trying her damnedest to get you hot and bothered, and succeeding! This is why you’re in Vegas, isn’t it?  Where dancers in strip clubs don’t have to worry about no-touching laws. Sapphire (club review / club website) is all about touching.

Every weekend Sapphire presents different porn stars on stage and available for more intimate one-on-one shows in the VIP room. And this weekend, two of the hottest babes on the porn scene will be on the bill.

On Friday (March 10), Kissa Sins will be the feature. Since her first porno, Sins of Life came out in 2015, Kissa has been featured in many other xxx-flicks, including Pornstar Paradise, Happy Endings and Oil Overload 14. She also has a reality-porn site, “Sins Life,” with her partner Johnny Sins. 

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Gianna Michaels at Sapphire on Saturday

On Saturday (March 11), the busty bombshell Gianna Michaels will be getting naughty on stage and off with any guys who think they can handle her. Gianna has featured in such immortal classics as Welcome to Boobsville, Ass Masterpiece 4, and I’m Here for the Gangbang 2. If you’re a breast man, don’t miss the one and only Gianna Michaels.

The featured stars usually start their stage performances around 11:30 pm – and then come down from the stage to visit with their fans. Don’t pass up this opportunity.

These are some uninhibited women who like flirting, teasing, and getting naughty and they’re here to have fun with their fans and make money. Why not let Kissa or Gianna show you what they’re good at in a private show?

You can reserve a seat at your favorite star’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or reserve a one-hour dinner date and private show in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. These and other porn star packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised.

Or get a solo-guy VIP package  here starting at $65 (includes $50 drink voucher) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of gorgeous lap dancers.  All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 3

Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Largest Gentlemen’s Club and Lap Dance Orgy

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Kimber Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) should be at the top of your go-to list if you’re in Vegas for up-close-and-physical hands-on fun with gorgeous women. 

As the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, Sapphire boasts 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — think nines and tens with hot bodies, all looking for men who want to help them out of their tops. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so the mileage is off the chart for female flesh in your face, hands and lap. If you like tits, you’ll love Sapphire.

Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you lust after (blonde, brunette or redhead, top-heavy, bottom-heavy, or sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Tonight (Friday, March 3), adult film star Samantha Rone will be performing live on stage throughout the night (starting around 11:30) and looking for guys to have fun with in the VIP.

Samantha has been featured in such xxx classics as 2 Cute 4 Porn, Schoolgirl Cuties, She’s So Small 2, and Sexy Squirming Squealers. If you’d like an uninhibited schoolgirl cutie squirming in your lap, don’t pass up this opportunity. 

You can reserve a seat at Samantha’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Samantha has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

 

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Dancers, and a Meltingly Hot Stage Show

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Renee Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) doesn’t play by the same rules as the other Vegas strip clubs. At other joints that serve booze, the dancers must always leave their g-strings on. Always. On stage and even in the VIP or private shows. If a club has a bar, the law says: no pussy.

Except at Palomino. Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar where the girls get nude both on stage and in the private VIP shows. And take it from me, guys, these girls are stunners. Check out Renee, our current Dancer of the Month. Wouldn’t you kinda like her to get naked for you?

At peak hours on Friday and Saturday night, you’ll have your pick of 100+ girls, all beautiful, fun and flirty, and ready to take it all off in a private show in Palomino’s VIP room. The VIP at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the naked girl you’re with instead of the guy sitting across from you.

And unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino has $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.

Palomino also has private theme rooms with beds or sofas where you can control the lighting and sound. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)

Palomino’s stage show is hands-down the wildest and sexiest in Vegas—think Cirque du Soleil, only naked and all girls. No other Vegas strip club or casino show even comes close on the erotic scale. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. Women love the show and the dancers are couples-friendly.

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. 

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Jillian Janson at Hustler Club

Hustler Club (club review) is featuring porn star Jillian Janson performing on stage, tonight and tomorrow night (Fri and Sat), two performances each night. First performance sometime after 11 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Vegas Pot Biz Meet & Greet at Sophia’s

Sophia’s (club review) is hosting a Las Vegas Marijuana Industry Meet & Greet tonight (Fri) starting at 10 pm. Rapper Afroman (best known for his 2000 hit “Because I Got High”) will be performing. Free munchies and cocktails will be provided. Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Saturday, March 4

Sapphire — A Mega Lap Dance Party with Porn’s Baddest Bad Girl Selena Santana

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Selena Santana at Sapphire on Saturday

Tonight at Sapphire (club review / club website) porn mega-star Selena Santana will be getting down and dirty on stage, then looking for guys who want to mess around with her in private when she comes down from the stage.

Selena has been featured in such memorable flicks as Troublemakers, Bad Girls 8, Home Wrecker, and Banging Beauties 2. Aren’t you overdue for getting a porn star who’s famous for her top topless in your lap? Don’t pass up this opportunity to let Selena show you what she’s famous for. 

Selena’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Selena to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Tommy Lama as the feature performer, and guest comedians Wayne “Big Weezy” Brown and Peiman Kermanshahi. Plus, there’s a smooth magician, MonDre, and a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts.  This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

UFC 209 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Three Vegas Strip clubs are advertising viewing parties for UFC 209.

Crazy Horse III (club review) has a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. The pizza is free and there will be beer bucket specials throughout the fight (4 domestics $20). Crazy Horse usually gets a good crowd for UFC fights. Locals like the no cover (for locals), free pizza and beer buckets. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club (club review) and Deja Vu Showgirls (club review) are also advertising UFC 209 viewing parties with no details. In the past, both clubs have had free pizza and drink specials. Both topless, full bar, 21+

 

Jillian Janson at Hustler Club

Hustler Club (club review) is featuring porn star Jillian Janson performing on stage tonight (Sat Mar 4).  She’ll be on stage twice, with her first performance after 11 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Sunday, March 5 

Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon

This month’s Burly-Q Revue features burlesque performances by Lil Miss Firefly, Pistol Holliday, and Mr. and Mrs. F*cksmart. The show is emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour, with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters.

The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. The Bacon Martini and the Ass Juice are two house specialties. The show starts at 9 pm. The Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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