A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

March Madness Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Mae is a Sapphire Gem

If you’re a fan of college hoops, then you know March Madness starts two weeks from yesterday. A lot of guys are already making plans to be in Vegas for the betting action in the sports books.

But let me ask you this . . . What goes better with basketball than tits?

Answer: Nothing. So, once you get your bets down, get your butt out of the sports book and go to a strip club to watch the games.

A few of the Vegas strip clubs have already posted information on their special March Madness events, others will be posting their deals soon.  I’ll be passing all the info on to you as it gets announced.

Here are the dates of the March Madness games:  Read more…

TVO’s Dancer of the Month:
Meet Renee from Palomino Club

Renee is a new dancer at Palomino Club  (club review / club website). She hails from the Gulf Coast of Florida and she is a stunner.

“When I’m not working,” she says, “I’m spending time with my adorable little puppy, or enjoying the natural high of a good workout.”

On stage, she moves with a sylphlike grace.

When I first saw her dancing she looked shy and innocent.  But you can see an impish naughtiness in her eyes as she gets naked.

Renee says:  “Be sure to come say hi when you visit the club because there’s so much more I’d love to tell you about!”

Check out Renee’s photo gallery below.  All photos were taken at Palomino by  Michael Maze.

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Coming Soon: The Legends Room — A New Bitcoin Strip Club in Las Vegas

Asa Akira

Asa Akira – Legends Room Curator

To Be Curated by Asa Akira

A new strip club — The Legends Room — is opening in Las Vegas with features I’ve never seen before in any Vegas gentlemen’s club.  If you invested in Bitcoin on its dip below $300 in 2015, this might be the place to enjoy some of your profits now that it’s trading at $1208.

The Legends Room will be the first Las Vegas strip club (and possibly the first strip club in the world) to accept Bitcoin and 29 other cryptocurrencies, and there will be a Bitcoin ATM on the premises.  (You will also be able to use cash and credit cards in the club.)

As a partner in the Legends Room, the Hard Rock Hotel will also become the second Vegas hotel to start accepting Bitcoin and other digital currencies (the D downtown takes Bitcoin). Other partners where you will be able to use Bitcoin will include Royalty Exotic Car Rentals and Battlefield Vegas, where you can shoot AK47s and other fun playthings.

Porn star Asa Akira has signed on as the “curator” of the club, which means she’ll be both performing and hosting events at least once a month, as well as bringing her friends to the club, including Kat Dior, Chanel Preston, London Keyes, Sara Luvv, Kenna James, Riley Reid, Brandy Love, Maddy O’Reilly, Kleio Valentien, Katey Morgan, Anikka Albrite, Abella Danger and more.  Read more…

Sapphire Features Porn Stars Samantha Rone and Selena Santana Live and in Your Lap This Weekend

Samantha Rone

Samantha Rone at Sapphire on Friday

If you’re in Vegas this weekend and in the mood to go wild with a porn star in your lap, Sapphire (club review / club website) has you covered, with two of the most beautiful xxx-babes on the planet who will be looking for guys to get naughty with.

On Friday, March 3, Vegas local sweetheart Samantha Rone will be performing on stage throughout the night, then coming down from the stage to party and get physical with her fans.

The yummy Samantha has appeared in a whole lot of porn flicks, including 2 Cute 4 Porn, Schoolgirl Cuties, She’s So Small 2, and Sexy Squirming Squealers. When’s the last time you had a squirming squealer in your lap? Vegas doesn’t have no-touching laws, so here’s your chance.

Selena Santana

Saturday at Sapphire – Selena Santana

On Saturday, March 4, smokin’ hot Latina, Selena Santana, is on the menu. She’s got boobs aplenty and an ass to die for. You may have seen her in Troublemakers, Bad Girls 8, Home Wrecker, and Banging Beauties 2.

The porn star package deals start at $135 (available online here) for an experience that lets you party with the star of your choice at her private tables.  This package includes a two-hour open bar, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission. Both Samantha and Selena will be available for private VIP dances when they’re not on stage.

For an erotic night of fun you’ll never forget, a VIP dinner and private dance package with Samantha or Selena includes a private steak and lobster dinner in one of Sapphire’s luxurious Skyboxes, a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission for $1600. Early reservations are advised.

You can reserve your private experience with the adult star of your choice online here. Or call 702-869-0003 to reserve the club limo or any other VIP package.

Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of gorgeous lap dancers.  All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)