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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn’s Most Adorable Sweethearts in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Tiffany Watson and Lexi Belle Available for Lap Time at Sapphire

Tiffany Watson at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Vegas has two of the porn world’s cutest little slut cupcakes on the menu this coming weekend — Tiffany Watson and Lexi Belle. They’ll be performing on stage as well as doing private one-on-one shows in the club’s VIP rooms.

On Friday night, October 19, when Tiffany Watson comes down from her first stage set on Sapphire’s main stage, she’ll be wearing a g-string and looking for a comfy lap to sit in. It could be yours.

Tiffany has been featured in such XXX flicks as Anal Freshman, Sorority Sex Party, and the immortal Bad Babes Inc. She looks more like a high school cheerleader than a porn star and she’s inordinately attracted to guys with money to spend.

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, October 20, the heartbreakingly cute Penthouse Pet, Lexi Belle — star of Teenage Wasteland, Young and Juicy, and the critically-acclaimed Stuffin’ Young Muffins — will be the delectable treat of the night.

Both Tiffany and Lexi start their stage sets at 11:30 pm. For $135 you can reserve a seat at either Tiffany’s or Lexi’s personal tables, where they flirt with their fans when they’re not on stage, looking for guys to fool around with privately. You get a two-hour open bar with that package. Reserve that seat and along with the open bar and first flirting opportunities, you get free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, and Sapphire’s famous VIP treatment. This package and other porn star packages can be found online at Sapphire’s website here.

Tiffany and Lexi are both up for fun in Sapphire’s VIP rooms and you can even reserve a private dinner date with them (steak & lobster) in one of the club’s luxury Skyboxes.

If you’d prefer to play the night by ear, I suggest you get the solo guy package for $65 that includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Bottle and group packages are also available through that link.)  All package deals include a discount on drinks, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and full Vegas-style host service.

Sapphire is one of the best Vegas strip clubs on any budget and it’s one of Vegas’ most couples-friendly strip clubs, so feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend. The package deals are great because when your drinks are paid for in advance and you have a reserved VIP seat, you can take your time and enjoy the club’s famous all-night lap dance orgy. With 400+ stacked, high-mileage lap dancers, just bring twenties and you’ll have a ball. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law. Note:  Without a package deal at peak hours, you may not find a place to sit down.

If you’re coming to Vegas later this year, check out our post on Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars into December. We update that page continually. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 12

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Wild Babes

Valentina Estrella

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

   If you think you know the Vegas strip club scene but you’ve never been to the Palomino Club, you’ve got check this place out. Palomino is in a category by itself. It’s the only club in Vegas that serves liquor where the dancers get fully naked. Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a license for both liquor and pussy.

This club is the best kept secret in Vegas. Did you know Palomino has a Penthouse Pet in their rotation? Why would a Penthouse Pet come to work here instead of one of this town’s mega-clubs? Because at Palomino, she can ditch her g-string! At the big topless joints, she can’t even display her best feature. (See Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet! for more about “Laly.”)

In fact, the club is full of Victoria’s Secret quality dancers.  On weekends, 100+ of the finest bodies in Vegas drop their g-strings on stage, and all of them are available for high-mileage private dances. Check out our photo galleries of Palomino dancers Valentina Estrella, Renee, and TVO’s newest Dancer of the Month, Ashley, to see the quality of the girls.

All dancers here get naked both on stage and in the private dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths, where prices start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. With drafts at $6 and domestic beers at $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike, Palomino is always on our list of the best Vegas gentlemen’s clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

Feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend because Palomino is also one of Las Vegas’ friendliest strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Little Darlings Vegas “No Shave November!”

Don’t Miss the Hairiest Stage Show in Town!

I remember the good old days when women used to have pubic hair. Life was different for guys back then. If you got your girlfriend to take her panties off, you still couldn’t see anything, other than a thick pelt of fur.

If you wanted to solve the mystery of what was behind the curtain, you had to get down on your knees and push the bush. But nowadays, the mystery is gone. The thrill of discovery is gone. The cherished post-date ritual of trying to floss out the little curls caught between your teeth is gone.

But in three weeks, Little Darling in Las Vegas is bringing the mystery back with “No Shave November!” Finally, we’ll see women in their natural state. At long last, there will be tresses under the dresses and the dancers’ deepest darkest secrets will be exposed as we discover which girls are the real blondes and the real redheads.

And guaranteed, we’ll have a lot more to look forward to come December than Christmas, when the girls start shaving again.

Meanwhile, guys, we’ve got three weeks to enjoy bare pussy, as all dancers at Little Darlings get naked on stage nightly. Plus every girl you see on stage is available for one-on-one private shows — fully nude. Even the club’s $20 lap dances, which take place in one-on-one rooms away from the main floor, are done fully nude and, for the next few weeks, fully shaved (well, mostly). Nude high-mileage bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes — the best VIP private show deal in Vegas.

Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, dancers and customers only have to be 18+. Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Delectable Porn Stars Served Up in the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Sapphire Serves Up Busty Skyla Novea & Porn Sweetheart Jillian Janson

Skyla Novea at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire’s mission to get a porn star into every man’s lap continues this coming weekend (Oct 12-13) with one new girl (with a body to die for) and one beauty who’s returning by popular demand. If you’ve been meaning to have hands-on one-on-one fun with an uninhibited porn babe, but just haven’t gotten around to it, opportunity knocks on Friday and Saturday nights.

On Friday night, October 12, redheaded bombshell Skyla Novea will be appearing for the first time on stage at Sapphire, making dreams come true for guys who like redheads with tits that don’t quit. If you’ve seen Skyla in any of her XXX flicks, like Busty Teens, Big Wet Butts, and Good Girls Gone Bad, here’s your chance to get her up-close-and-physical for some naughty fun in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms.

Jillian Janson at Sapphire

Then on Saturday, October 13, porn’s most delectable cutie pie, Jillian Janson, will be the featured slut of the night. The star of My Secretary the Slut, Young, Natural & Wicked, and Pretty Young Tarts, Jillian is best known as porn’s sweetest, most innocent-looking young girl with an insatiable appetite for men who want to use her for pleasure.

Maybe you’re shy about approaching a porn star and asking her to take her clothes off and sit in your lap. Here’s what you do. For $135 you can reserve a seat at either Skyla’s or Jillian’s personal tables (you get a two-hour open bar with that) because this is where they hang out when they come off the stage. They’ll know you arranged for that seat, so they’ll come to you. That’s why they’re here — to make their fans happy (and, of course, to make a few bucks by making their fans happy). Reserve that seat and along with the open bar you get first flirting privileges, free limo transport, free admission, and a line pass. Other VIP porn star package deals can be found online at Sapphire’s website.

Both girls are available for fun in Sapphire’s VIP rooms or even a dinner date in one of the club’s luxury Skyboxes.

As one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs, Sapphire offers a lot of package deals that will save you money, so check out their website and take advantage of the best deal for you, whether you’re on your own, with your wife or girlfriend (and Sapphire’s dancers are very couples-friendly), or in a group.  At the minimum, I suggest you get the solo package for $65 that includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. Bottle and group packages are also available through that link and all package deals include a discount on drinks, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s famous royalty treatment.

When your drinks are paid for in advance and you have a reserved VIP seat, you can take your time and enjoy Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, with 400+ stacked, high-mileage lap dancers ready to take off their tops and fulfill your hands-on fantasies. Did I mention that Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law? Get a package deal because, on a weekend night at Sapphire, you may not find a place to sit down if you don’t have one.

If you won’t be in Vegas this coming weekend, check out our post on Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features into December. Make your plans accordingly. We update that page continually. Topless, full bar, 21+