A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Finally — A Porn Star in a Vegas Strip Club!

Alexis Monroe Does 3 Nights at Hustler Club

Alexis Monroe at Hustler Las Vegas

Alexis Monroe at Hustler

We finally have a genuine XXX-rated porn star appearing on a Vegas strip club stage. The whole town has been suffering from PSDA (porn star deficiency anemia) for more than a year. That was one of the reasons many Vegas visitors came to this town before the pandemic. Our strip clubs were regularly featuring the top porn babes on stage and available for private one-on-one fun.

This week, Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club will be featuring blonde bombshell Alexis Monroe, who’s appeared in 75+ xxx-rated flicks, including numerous appearances in the adult TV series: Big Tits at Work, Big Tits at School, and Baby Got Boobs.

Alexis will be performing on Hustler’s main stage for three consecutive nights, starting tonight, Wednesday (June 9), then Thursday and Friday (June 10-11). She’ll be doing two stage sets each night, at 11 pm and 1 am, and will also be available for up-close-and-personal dances in Hustler’s luxurious private rooms.

I should also mention that Wednesdays are Hustler’s “Salute to Service” nights, with free entry to U.S. military. See all of Hustler’s package deals here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Vegas Strip Club Tuesday Night Specials

Tie One on Tonight for Pocket Change

Tuesdays are always a great night for getting plastered in a Vegas strip club because this is the night when many of the clubs have their best drink specials. We’ve now got “$2 Tuesdays,” “Tequila Tuesdays,” “Two for Tuesdays,” and “Taco Tuesdays.”

Taco Tuesdays? Let’s start with Taco Tuesdays. While the other clubs are all competing on the booze deals, Crazy Horse III features “Taco Tuesdays.” You can get 3 tacos for $3, with your choice of pork, chicken or carne asada (that’s grilled beef). Call 702-673- 1700 for the complimentary club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls is the original king of Tuesday promotions. They’ve been featuring “$2 Tuesdays” for many years now, with all drinks (well and call drinks) and beers (domestic and imports), just $2 all night long. Lots of locals show up for this deal, but out-of-staters get the same deal. Wines, champagnes and super premium liquors are excluded. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club — under Deja Vu management — is now also featuring $2 Tuesdays. They’re also advertising “$10 food” on Tuesday nights, which is kind of vague. Call the club for reservations, more info or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret, right across the street from the newly opened Virgin Hotel and Casino (former Hard Rock), now features “Tequila Tuesdays.” Tequila shots and all Tequila drinks are just $5 all night long. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks is advertising “Two for Tuesdays,” with all drinks and drafts two for the price of one.  Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Las Vegas Weed Lounges Coming This Fall (And Monday Specials Tonight!)

And Then Along Comes Mary . . .

Our Nevada State Legislators have finally done something worthwhile. They just passed Assembly Bill AB341 that effectively legalizes “cannabis consumption lounges” in the state. As of October 1, 2021, any legal cannabis dispensary in the state will be allowed to open an on-premise lounge, where customers may indulge in the products they just purchased.

In addition, businesses not connected with any specific cannabis dispensary will be allowed to operate as cannabis lounges, where guests may legally smoke dope, drink weed tea and consume pot-infused edibles in a social setting. Incredibly, the bill has provisions for reduced business license fees for enterpreneurs that want to get into this biz. They’re trying to make it easy to do this!

Many market analysts have been predicting that Las Vegas will never come back to its former glory days as the world’s official 24/7 wild party town. They’ve been telling us the conventions will never return and the big money players will never come back. Do you think the state legislature might be trying to crank up Las Vegas’ comeback?

Unless there’s a new wave of covid paranoia, watch for Vegas to explode with tourists this fall, as I expect dozens of new weed bars to spring up all over the city, with music, munchies and celebrity guests. According to the Green Market Report, Planet 13, one of Las Vegas’ largest dispensary operations, has already “reserved an expansive dedicated space within the Las Vegas SuperStore for a consumption lounge.”

At present, the only weed lounge open to the public is the NuWu Cannabis Marketplace that features this town’s only reefer “tasting room.” This place gets away with it because it’s owned by the Paiute tribe and the state can’t control what the tribe does on its reservation.

Vegas Strip Club Monday Specials

In any case, today is Monday and that means lots of great deals for locals tonight.

Persian Takes It All Off at Palomino Club

Palomino Club features $100 select bottles all night for both locals and industry (meaning you have a job that required you to get a sherriff’s card). There’s full bar and fully nude dancers and despite the full bar, dancers here only have to be 18+. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings, another club with nude dancers (but no booze) has free admission for locals with NV ID every Monday. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

It’s also locals night at Centerfolds Cabaret. With NV ID, you’ll get $2 drinks and $100 select bottles all night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club has a Monday night special they call Menage a Trois and you don’t have to be a local to take advantage: 2-for-1 drinks; 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; and half-price bottles of champagne. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks, out on the edge of Henderson, has 20-minute VIP room shows for $100 (with a 2-drink min). That’s about twice the length of time you get for $100 (typically 3 songs) in most Vegas strip clubs. Local ID not required for this deal. Minks also now has free limo service from any Strip casino for guests who preorder bottle service. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

And let me just toss this idea out there . . . How about a weed bar with strippers? C’mon, it’s Vegas, baby!

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs (Updated)

Ever So Slowly, the Vegas Strip Clubs Return

Friday, June 4 / Saturday, June 5 / Sunday, June 6

Little Darlings is back with nude dancing on stage and in the VIP rooms. The club website is advertising “Theme Shows” (cute girls in costumes getting naughty, up-close and personal if you sit on the rail) on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. Always tip every dancer who performs on stage. These women have gone through a year with no income and no unemployment benefits. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Hustler Club is featuring Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque show on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights. Show starts on time at 9 pm. Strippers on stage before and after. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds has been advertising a “Burlesque After Dark” show on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights at 11 pm. So, we’ve got a battle of the burlesque shows going on in Vegas right now. If this is the start of a trend, I like it.  Also, on both Sunday and Monday nights, Centerfolds feature select bottles for $100. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Topless Pool will be open on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, per usual, from noon to 6 pm. On Friday, June 4, DJ PDot takes charge of the atmosphere. On Saturday, June 5, DJ Tism tries to steal the show from social media star Thalia MCIX, who will be hosting the Saturday Summer Swim party (lotsa luck Tizz). On Sunday, DJ Quira gets the beats down. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls has select bottles at $99 on Sunday nights. It’s also Sunday School Day at Deja Vu, which means you get free entry if you come dressed as a schoolgirl. I’m ironing my pleated skirt even as I write this. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

And let’s not forget the Sunday night fights — Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul — being screened at both Sapphire and Hustler. See here. [Update: Crazy Horse 3 is also screening this fight. You can find their individual and group package deals here.]

Finally, the dancers at Palomino Club are naked again. This alone says to me that the world is getting closer to what it should be. This is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers. See the club’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21