A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, January 26

Fully Nude, Full Bar, Plus Tactical Laser Target Maze This Weekend at Palomino

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Lily Dances at Palomino Club

  It’s SHOT Show week in Vegas so Palomino — the only Vegas nude club with a full bar — is featuring a Tactical Laser Target Maze for gun nuts who also happen to like naked girls. The Maze will be in operation from 9 pm till midnight tonight and tomorrow night (Friday and Saturday).  It may remain open through the Safari Show next week—check back for details on that.

Win prizes (fastest time of the night gets free bottle service—a $350 value), get drunk and cavort with nude cuties! For details, see “Night of the Stripping Dead.”

Palomino also features the wildest stage show of the Vegas strip clubs. Think of 130+ girls who look like they’ve just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog, flying around stripper poles, doing heart-stopping close-up floor work, and undressing each other in girl-on-girl shows. It’s like an erotic circus.

Dancers here take it all off both on stage and in the VIP dances in the club’s private curtained booths and bedrooms where you have real privacy. Drafts are $6, bottle $8, even for out-of-town guests — a steal for one of the best strip clubs in town.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a sexy Vegas strip club date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+   Read more…

Drink High-End Booze for $2 on Tuesdays at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas

Deja Vu Vegas Private Bedroom

Mzre in a Deja Vu Private Bedroom

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is one of my picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget, and this post is about yet another reason for that.

I’ve been mentioning pretty regularly the club’s open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 10 pm every night.  But Tuesday nights go even beyond that.

The regular nightly open bar is still in place from 6 – 10 pm, but every Tuesday night at Deja Vu Showgirls is also “Two-Dollar Tuesday.” That means you’ll pay just two bucks each for your drinks all night long. This isn’t a happy hour, it’s a happy twelve hours (6 pm – 6 am). The deal includes all beers (domestics and imports), all well drinks and all call drinks. (Excluded are champagnes, wines, and super premium liquors.)   Read more…

Coming Soon: Our February Dancer of the Month — Tiffany of Deja Vu Showgirls

Watch for our new photo gallery of TVO’s February Dancer of the Month, Tiffany of Deja Vu Showgirls, on Monday, February 5.

Tiffany looks like a classic pinup model with her long legs, beautiful curves, sensual pouting lips, thick tumbling hair and flawless ivory skin. I’ve had a hundred guys ask me since I started this blog three years ago, “Where’s the best Vegas strip club to find girls who aren’t covered in tattoos?”

Dude, you just found her. Tiffany. She’s at Deja Vu and she is knockout gorgeous.

If you can’t wait for February, you’ll find Tiff at Deja Vu most nights and just about always on the weekends. She’s just as friendly as she is beautiful, so don’t be shy. Deja Vu has some of the best strip club private bedrooms in Las Vegas (for the same price as other clubs’ group VIP).  Close the door behind you and have her all to yourself for a Vegas adventure that will be the highlight of your trip.

You may also be interested in our Gallery of Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

Here Come the Vegas Strip Club Super Bowl Parties

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Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem

Super Bowl LII (52) will be played in Minneapolis this year. The game is scheduled to start at 5:30 pm CST (3:30 pm here in Vegas). If you expect to be in Vegas for Super Bowl and you haven’t made your plans yet, do it now. This town gets packed for Super Bowl weekend and the longer you wait to book your trip, the fewer options you’ll have and the more they will cost you.

These are the Vegas strip clubs that will be hosting Super Bowl LII parties:

Superb Buffet and Half-Time Dollar Dances at Sapphire

Sapphire has Super Bowl package deals starting at $75 for seats in the main room and $150 for seats in the Showroom. Both include free limo transportation to the club, free admission, Sapphire’s outstanding $1 topless lap dance tsunami at halftime (think 100s of dancers), and Sapphire’s superb buffet (it’s usually international and includes a dessert area the size of a small strip club). Other deals that include bottles and group pricing are also available if you’re coming with buddies.

Note: All of the deals currently available on Sapphire’s website say “Pre-Event Pricing,” which means prices will likely be higher on game day. Sapphire’s Super Bowl party always gets a big crowd.  Topless, full bar, 21+   Read more…