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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

The Night I Said Prayers at Sapphire

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The Night I Said Prayers at Sapphire

Like football fans everywhere I was excited by the match-up of the first place Bengals hosting the first place Buffalo Bills.

Fortunately, we live in Las Vegas and we watch MNF at the viewing party that Sapphire throws each week during the football season. It was a full house and the excitement in the Sapphire Showroom was palpable.

As everyone knows by now, with just over 5 minutes left in the first quarter, Bills defender Damar Hamlin made a midfield tackle of Bengals receiver Tee Higgins. It was a good hit, but not extraordinarily vicious or violent. The defender seemed to take the brunt of the collision. Despite the the hit, Hamlin rose to his feet quickly in a normal fashion. However, once he stood up, he collapsed without any indication of bracing himself in self-preservation.

A typical play stoppage for a downed player went on for a few minutes longer than normal. Any football insider or fan is used to the sequence … trainers, coaches and a team doctor come out and do what they are trained to do. Players, close to the action, and with more at risk than anyone, take a knee and silently watch the efforts to attend to the man down. If the time gets extended groups of players start to pray. The TV network takes a sober tone, then goes to a commercial break to gather themselves, and gather some revenue for the stockholders.

When ESPN got back to coverage it was clear that this was different. Players, who have seen and heard horrific knee contortions and the snap of broken bones had an unusual fear in their eyes this time.

A full EMS ambulance was on the middle of the field, not a yellow gurney. Then one of the ESPN announcers said something I’d never heard before .. they said the shocking words, CPR is being administered, and it has been happening for several minutes!

That’s when I said prayers for Damar Hamlin. I can honestly say that in the dozens of times I’ve been in Sapphire, I’ve never once said a prayer in that former exercise club, turned adult playground.

As the drama unfolded, no one knew what to do.

  • Raffle off a few more gifts?
  • Go back to the buffet?
  • Have another drink? (That’s what Mr. TVO did …. Mrs. TVO didn’t)

A.J. Trunk, the fantastic party host and emcee at Sapphire made a serious announcement that they would switch to the Vegas Golden Knights game in Colorado. The crowd started scrambling to get updates from social media.

News was scarce. Personally, I started to see polemical opportunists of all stripes start to speculate that it was another case of NFL CTE …. brain trauma. Any serious football observer knew that this hit, and the player’s reactions didn’t square with that analysis.

Others, including me, speculated that this was another case of a young and healthy athlete collapsing suddenly from myocarditis, driven be the experimental Covid-19 vaccine and boosters. As one friend nearby said, “If that’s what it is …. they’ll never admit it!”

Later into the evening, it became clearer that Hamlin suffered from cardiac arrest. He was given CPR, AED (defibrillator) and eventually intubated.

Into the evening the speculation on ’cause’ continued. Commtio Cordis was offered confidently by some. However, mRNA developer Dr. Robert W. Malone said, “The eager willingness of corporate media/bias/over diagnosis of Commotio Cordis for last nights tragedy is even worse than any vax injury bias.  Commotio Cordis is rare and requires specific conditions including pre-existing conditions in the patient.  Typically a baseball.”  (SEE THIS TWEET)

As the player and his family were being treated at the University of Cincinatti Medical Center … the pattern outside developed. The new rule in the media was, “speculate about CTE, Commotio Cordis all you want … just don’t speculate on anything related to big pharma vaccines.”

TVO readers should know this … Pfizer is the dominant advertiser for Pharma on NFL broadcasts. The developer of the leading Covid-19 shots has purchased 175 million impressions, constituting 65% of the category ad spending. $9.5 million dollars in the first half of the 2022 season.

I’ll continue to pray for poor Damar Hamlin and his family.  I’m hopeful he recovers and lives a long life. Someone or something convinced him to get a booster shot on December 26th. I hope it didn’t harm him. I’d like to know if the NFL or the Buffalo Bills forced him into that decision.

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Anastasia and Galaxy

Sapphire Jersey Girls

The hundreds of fans in Sapphire were helpless to do anything to make things right in Cincinnati. The hockey game was being shown on the giant screens, and the “jersey girls” were summoned backstage. For those of you who never been to MNF at Sapphire, one beloved tradition is a raffle of four NFL jerseys for the two teams playing that evening. Four Sapphire dancers, sell strips of tickets to patrons. Buy enough and they’ll measure the strip of ducats by wrapping around your beefy frame. In my case, that’s more tickets than the younger, skinnier guys at the nearby tables. Buy $50 your and you’ll get a lap dance as part of the purchase! And. if you’re lucky enough to win one of the jerseys, you’ll be invited on stage to remove the jersey from one of the sexy dancers. I’ve won a Kenny Pickett Steelers jersey, and an Aaron Rodgers Packer jersey this year!

TVO Tip: I always buy my tickets from Anastasia. She’s fun, flirty and brings me good luck!

Naughty Waffles of Las Vegas

On this strange evening, the decision to go ahead with the jersey raffle was made. Thankfully, it was done quickly and without a tragic announcement from the drama in Cincinnati. The club “pulled it off” if you will!

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Even stranger, many customers were handed boxes of a new desert in town … Naughty Waffles. is a waffle that has a striking resemblance to a woman’s vagina! I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves. They are tasty, light a slightly sweet thanks to a layer of icing on the side opposite of the ‘business end’ of her treasure.

Mr. TVO dove into his Naughty Waffles hungrily last night and went back for ‘seconds’ this morning with my coffee. Sorry for the third person language, I’m distancing myself in real time from this snack. Is it desert, or breakfast.



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New Year’s Eve in Vegas Strip Clubs

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New Year’s Eve in Las Vegas

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New Year’s Eve in Vegas Strip Clubs


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Hustler Offers Free Airport Limo to Those Affected by Holiday Travel Woes

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Hustler Offers Free Airport Limo to Those Affected by Holiday Travel Woes

Guests Will Enjoy Free Cover And First Drink Free With Proof Of A Canceled Or Delayed Flight

Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club Las Vegas is welcoming those most affected by holiday travel delays and cancellations. The iconic gentlemen’s club is dishing out free dances as well as complimentary airport pickup to those experiencing travel mishaps in Las Vegas.

“With the current state of Harry Reid International Airport, many holiday travelers have been left stranded and may not make it home for the unforeseeable future, possibly until after the New Year,” said Ralph James, General Manager of Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club Las Vegas when asked about the club’s latest promotion. “We are doing our part by opening our doors to travelers who are most affected to ensure their extended stay in Las Vegas is a memorable one.”

Travelers Free Transportation and Drinks

Guests will also receive complimentary cover as well as their first drink free with proof of a canceled or delayed holiday airline ticket.

Whose is eligible?  Those 21+ who have been affected by holiday travel delays/cancellations. *Restrictions apply, guests must self-drive or use club transportation to redeem. Valid for airline tickets booked between Dec. 19 and Jan. 1.

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