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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Crazy Horse 2 Burns Down

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LAS VEGAS (“KTVO”) — On Sunday morning, at approximately 3 a.m., Las Vegas County firefighters responded to a two-alarm fire at the former Crazy Horse Too building at 2476 Industrial Rd.

The blaze was brought under control around 7 a.m. this morning. No injuries were reported, and no cause for the fire has been disclosed.

Fire authorities said an investigation is under way.  Ya’ think!

Thanks to our friend, and TVO founder, Arnold Snyder, you will learn more about the history of the Crazy Horse 2 than the readers of any other journal in Las Vegas.

Published August 2014

There was a time when Crazy Horse Too was the premier topless club in Las Vegas—the club to see and be seen in.  Among the list of customers the club boasted through the years were George Clooney, Dennis Rodman, Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, Brad Pitt, Tom Selleck, James Caan, Mike Tyson, Jack Nicholson, Nicholas Cage, and David Lee Roth. This is the club where Jenna Jameson danced topless before she got into porn and became a legend.

But during the final few years of the former CH2’s existence, the club became a scandal magnet, with patrons getting beaten up, a long-running feud with the auto repair shop next door that allegedly led to a murder, and constant federal charges related to the business activities of Rick Rizzolo, the club’s former owner. (Rizzolo’s initial attorney in Las Vegas, incidentally, was Oscar Goodman, who later became mayor, and whose wife, Carolyn Goodman, now serves as mayor.)

After Rizzolo pled guilty to tax evasion charges in 2006, CH2 lost its liquor license and closed its doors, and the doors remained closed for seven years. Rizzolo ended up going to prison, as did 17 others involved in the business who were convicted of various offenses ranging from narcotics and prostitution to racketeering.

After seven years of darkness, the Crazy Horse Too property was finally purchased in 2013 by Mike Galam, a California businessman. Before the ink was even dry on his new liquor license, however, Crazy Horse III on Russell Road—no business relationship—filed a complaint to halt Crazy Horse Too from reopening under that name, claiming trademark infringement. (Until 2009, Crazy Horse III had been the Penthouse Club.)

Before Galam came along, there had been numerous unsuccessful attempts by other entrepreneurs to reopen Crazy Horse Too.  None got very far because of tax liens on the property and other bureaucratic crap. So the club formerly known as the Penthouse grabbed the name and sort of proclaimed itself the successor to Crazy Horse Too.

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CH3 has since become a locals’ favorite, so in a sense they did become a successor to CH2. How much of CH3’s success is due to the magic of that Crazy Horse name, and how much to the club’s generous locals’ policies and all around impressive operation could be argued. But it amused me to see CH3 trying to stop the club whose name they filched.

Galam immediately announced that the club would not be called Crazy Horse Too, but Crazy Mike’s, until that is, some of his advisors (or maybe his conscience) said, “Hey, Mike, you’re crazy. There’s magic in the name. You purchased the name when you purchased the property.”

Galam took it in stride, not about to let a court proceeding delay his reopening. He simply changed the name on the marquee from Crazy Horse Too to The Horse, and on June 1, 2013, after almost seven years dark, the club was once again alive and kicking. I talked with Mike Galam on the night of the grand reopening and he said he intended to fight CH3’s complaint in court.

Finally, in February 2014, Galam won his case and Crazy Horse Too has its name back.

Then, the police raided the club and closed it down due to too many violations. I will post developments as they develop.


Here’s how that effort to resurrect the Crazy Horse II went

May 25, 2014: The Resurrection of Crazy Horse 2

August 17, 2014: Crazy Horse 2 in Transition

September 7, 2014: A Rocky Road for Crazy Horse 2

September 20, 2014: The Original Crazy Horse Saloon

September 8, 2015: Mike Galam Continues His Fight for Crazy Horse 2


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This Weekend in Vegas Clubs

ADVISORY: There is no better way to celebrate Johnny Depp’s complete victory over Amber Heard than two or three days in the best Las Vegas strip clubs!

Put that nightmare in the rear-view mirror Johnny!

Here’s his weekend guide if Jack Sparrow is lucky enough to be in Vegas…


Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club is where you can get hot pool action, beautiful girls and thousands of party people … and Power Lunches!

Join Sapphire’s as they welcome Social Media Superstar Thalia MCIX on June 4th. She’ll be the Sapphire Pool & Day Club party host.


When the beat drops, so do the tops!

Their DJ lineup will get the party jumping:
Friday 6/3: @djamandarose
Saturday 6/4: @dj_kittie and @djflow_vegas
Sunday 6/5: @djsaxduo

If you’re planning to hang out for the afternoon, I suggest you rent a lounge chair. Seating at the bar is limited. The lounge chair rental is only $92 for the day and includes a $75 food and beverage credit. If you’re with a group, check out the pool package deals for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, etc., here. Or call for the free limo transport, more info, or anything else at 702-869-0003.

NEW: Topless Power Lunches

Available now through the end of pool season, Sapphire Pool & Day Club is offering a Topless Power Lunch with items like Avocado Toast with EggAngus Burger, and Caramel Apple Cheesecake to name a few. Available 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. Friday through Sunday, the mouthwatering selections are sure to please, while Sapphire Topless Pool & Day Club waitresses and servers tease sans-tan lines. The Topless Power Lunch menu allows guests to choose one menu item from each course and is as follows:


1st Course

Avocado Toast with Egg

Buffalo Cauliflower 

Falafel and Veggies


2nd Course

Angus Burger

The Strip Club Sandwich 

Caesar Salad (Chicken or Salmon)

Cobb Salad


3rd Course

2 Scoops of Ice Cream

Caramel Apple Cheesecake

Perfect Berry Parfait 


Sunday guests can go bottomless at a topless pool without getting naked with its Sunday Mimosas & Marys special, offering attendees unlimited mimosas and Bloody Marys. SPDC’s signature classics like Frittata-style Omelet and Strippin’ Chicken will still be available along with signature summertime cocktails like the Cucumber Cooler (Belvedere vodka, muddled cucumber, Citrus puree sweet & sour) or The Essence 75 (Grey Goose Essences Strawberry and Lemongrass, Lemon Puree, Prosecco) to name a few. Tan lines beware, go bare! Ladies are welcome to go topless within the day club.

Sapphire Pool, voted Best Pool Party Multiple years in a row, is the place to spend this weekend in Las Vegas. The pool is open Friday-Sunday 12-6 p.m. and is located at 3025 Sammy Davis Jr Drive – Las Vegas, NV 89109. Locals receive complimentary admission with Nevada ID; regular admission is $20.

Sapphire is the biggest strip club in the country, and their Skyboxes are arguably the plushest VIP rooms anywhere.  Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimentary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Sunday Hotel Check-out Deal

A great way to extend your Vegas vacation is to let Sapphire make your final few hours here special. If your flight leaves town later today, Sapphire’s limo will chauffeur you from your hotel to their pool, store your luggage for the day, then give you a free ride to the airport when it’s time for you to catch your flight. No charge. Call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 to set it up. Topless, full bar, 21+

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Treasures — Beautiful Women & The Steakhouse

Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse. The Steakhouse is open Tuesday to Saturday, 8 pm to midnight. The Steakhouse at Treasures always serves 100% US Prime beef, Australian cold-water lobster tails, fresh seafood and has a well curated wine list. The service and ambience are unmatched! The Steakhouse is the best place to start a memorable evening if you’re a bachelor party, business group or a couple out for a sexy night on the town.

Here’s the plan: Meet a few beautiful women in the club. Enjoy their charm and gorgeous bodies. Select your favorites girl (or girls) for an elegant and romantic dinner, and then finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. Local couples enjoy the luxurious decor, fine food and remarkable service. Make The Steakhouse part of your trip to Las Vegas.


Treasures will provide complimentary limo service and free admission if you simply call and ask.

The club stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 7 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+


Palomino Club — Full Nude, Full Bar

  Palomino Club is a nude party in the desert!  They have among the lowest drink prices of all the major Vegas strip clubs — and out-of-staters get the same prices as locals. Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows.

So, if you’re a drinker and you believe dancers should ditch their g-strings when you’re partying, this is the place. We think it’s the best value in the Valley. It’s always a friendly, relaxing, sexy party at Palomino’s.

10% Discount if you pre-pay your reservations!

Couples comfortably enjoy the spectacular stage shows and private dances.


You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+







  The Peppermint Hippo  AFTERHOURS parties on Friday and Saturday ‘Nights.’ Starting at 3am featured Top DJ every weekend.

Open 24 hours/ 7 days a week   … This clubs rocks until the sun comes up; and never stops. Check out their luxurious OG Room speakeasy. Great drinks in a premium lounge … hidden behind their glass liquor “case.”  A must see!

TVO loves the Hippo’s Day Shift specials … rock the days at Peppermint Hippo!

Great drink specials all night and all morning! $200 Bottle service after 3am at the Afterhours Party. VIP Packages with transportation start at $40. See their VIP deals here

Call (702) 473-9977.  21+ Full Bar

Centerfolds Cabaret

Centerfolds Cabaret features Touch of Burlesque Friday and Saturday at 11 pm.  (Shows are all week) Hookah also available all night Long. Locals get half priced drinks always!

See the TVO REVIEW of a Touch of Burlesque. 

he show is a great date night!

See Centerfolds’ package deals here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc.

Topless, full bar, 21+ 

Get Tickets for Brunch Burlesque on June 12th:



 Scores is offering drinks that scream “summer is here!” Scores recently expanded … check out the new 2-story pole dancing! Scores is open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. Hookah available. TVO loved their outdoor patio with a spectacular view of the “Strip”!

For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III

♦  Crazy Horse III is the only strip club in Vegas that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services, including VIP packages and even lap dances. Plus, if you purchase a VIP package online, you’ll get up to a 30% discount.

See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Watch a very sexy Crazy Horse 3 video here.

TVO loves the CH3 cheese pizza. Share it with your favorite dancer! Topless, full bar, 21+



Spearmint Rhino

♦  Spearmint Rhino has been playing on a different level since 1999, is featuring a weekend Happy Hour [After Pool Specials] Thursday to Sunday from 2pm – 8pm.

See club for weekday hours.  See a brief video of their beautiful dancers here.  You won’t get this tune out of your head!

For reservations, complimentary limo transport or more info, call (702) 796-3600. Topless, full bar, 21+


Deja Vu Bottle Specials!

♦ Weekend at Deja Vu is full of sizzling girls and great bottle deals. Every Sunday, Deja Vu Showgirls has select bottles for just $99.  Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club

Every Thursday, Friday and Saturday night, starting at 9 pm, Hustler Club features Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque, Sexxy After Dark, on the main stage. Also on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, from 11 pm to 2 am, DJ Cammi will be spinning live electro house beats.

Rooftop parties starting at 2:30am on Friday and Saturdays. Enjoy magician Rodney Reyes

Porn Star Brunch 9am to 12:30pm (check with the club)

Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings

 Little Darlings  Sundays at Little Darlings is French Maid Sundays!

Little D’s features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Hookah packages are available.  Explore their wild drink menu … ask for the “Blue Balls”

Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Floyd Mayweathers’s Girl Collection

This is a great weekend to check out Floyd Mayweather’s new Girl CollectionGirl Collection open on weekends. Best hip-hop DJ’s in Las Vegas. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge.

All of the dancers here have been hand-picked by Floyd himself, who likes beautiful women with lots of curves. Floyd’s place is the wildest hip-hop party in town. Private-room dances start at $150 for 10 minutes—a deal for a club of this caliber. Ladies welcome, with or without a male companion. Great food menu if you’re hungry. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+


 Sophia’s, with a late night food menu and local discounts, is open 7 nights a week.  Music by DJ Needles.  Hookah and limo rides available. Opens at 8pm. Call them for a Free Limo ride to the club at 702-982-6777. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs

♦  Every Thursday night, Minks features “Beat the Clock Thursday” which means that all drinks & drafts from 8-9 pm are just $1; 9-10 pm $2; 10-11 pm $3; and 11-12 pm $4.Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Hookah lounge. Free Admission for Las Vegas locals. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library is open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library’s deals are here. The club has given up their liquor license and gone full nude. The Library is a totally nude, no alcohol club.  Patrons and dancers can be between ages 18-21. 18+

♦  EInfierno Cabaret, Las Vegas’ newest Latin-inspired erotic nightlife destination. EInfierno Cabaret, translated to hell in Spanish. It’s a multi-tiered entertainment facility located on the corner of Arville St. and Tropicana Ave. The club features an impressive lineup of local DJ’s spinning a variety of music nightly including salsa, cumbia, reggaeton, hip-hop and bachata. Topless, full bar,21+

♦  Diamond Cabaret Diamond Cabaret is a club for guys who want a private one-on-one VIP room experience with a dancer. Call (702)463.4127 for more info. 18+ No alcohol.

 Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Play It Again Sam’s, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open and are local favorites!

Random Vegas #2 – Boat Party, CamGirls, Video Poker, Stripper Science

Palomino’s Cove Party:

I think we missed this story … but I love it, so keep your fingers crossed that the great management team at Palomino’s does it again. I’d happily rent a boat to cover the story if I can’t get aboard the “S.S. Palomino.”

On a Monday in April the World-Famous Palomino Club threw a boat party on Lake Mead. The club holds regular boat parties for the dancers; however, this was a BYOB (bring your own boat) event that was open to industry folks and customers of the legendary alcohol plus all nude club.  Even in Vegas April can be chilly, and the Colorado River based lake behind the Hoover Dam temps might cause a shrinkage problem for some guys. It’s an interesting science question … “What happens when you mix shrinkage temperature water with the hottest topless women in Nevada?”

Let’s find out at the 4th Annual Palomino’s Cove Party.

CamGirls at Hotel Takeover:

In the last issue of Random Vegas #1 TVO highlighted the rumored MyFreeCam takeover of the Artisan Hotel. It was more than a rumor.

Video and pictures are available in these highlighted links. READER WARNING: To be a MyFreeCam girl you need not be in great shape, or conventionally attractive! There is a girl for everyone in this world.

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Las Vegas Advisor QUESTION of THE DAY: Who owns the bar slot machines and how does the arrangement work?

Q: I hang out at a local bar in Vegas. The bar tops are managed by Jett Gaming. This small three-pub chain is family owned. When we gamble enough, the bar comps our food. Who owns the machines and how does the arrangement work? Do they split food, drinks, and gaming?
A: We put your questions to Jett Gaming, but no one there was inclined to answer.

However, the Jett website hawks a variety of products and services, not least of which are International Game Technology G20 bar top video poker machines.

We know of no slot route operators, — like Jett Gaming, and Golden Entertainment, largest in Nevada, and Century Gaming, second largest, which was just acquired by Accel Entertainment, largest slot route operator in Illinois — that doesn’t own and operate its own machines. In turn, the operator leases the machines to bars, convenience stores, supermarkets, any venue that has up to 15 machines, at least in Nevada.

We also know of no slot route operator that participates in the food and beverage revenue stream. In Jett’s case, comps are awarded at the host bars discretion with the aid of a proprietary player-tracking system. To make its dough, Jett relies on a revenue-sharing model that works on an undescribed sliding scale: “Locations generate income based on high revenue instead of volatile net win figures.” It stands to reason that the more lucrative your route, the bigger the share Jett takes.

As for taxes, Nevada collects quarterly and annual fees per machine from slot route operators  For the first five games, the quarterly fee paid to the state is $81 per machine. The locations pay $141 per quarter for each of the next 10 machines. Under the formula, the total annual tax, including annual fees, for a location with 15 slot machines is $11,010.


Why Do Men Go to Strip Clubs?

It’s not a new book, but the species changes little in the 20 years since anthropologist Katherine Frank published G-Strings and Sympathy: Strip Club Regulars and Male Desire. The book is based on the author’s six years of working as a stripper in numerous clubs, big and small, and on interviews she conducted with her regular customers during that time.

The author says that before she became a stripper, she was an anti-pornography feminist, but that in talking to the men who were strip club regulars, she came to see that, just like women in our society, men too were damaged by the sexist culture we live in. They had difficulty dealing with what they saw as women’s conflicting demands for both traditional masculine traits and more emotional presence.  And they were confused by the desire of women to be called beautiful but not be objectified. Katherine Frank reported that she had very positive experiences dancing. She said: “I learned that men have a much more varied perception of what sort of bodies are beautiful or sexy than a lot of women think they do … I had stereotyped men as wanting something narrow, when in fact they have a wide variety of tastes.” She stated that for men who are in love with their wives and want to stay married, what happens in strip clubs is “real enough to be exciting, but was still a fantasy.” Among her findings were that strip clubs do not interfere with a man’s ability to achieve intimacy with a girlfriend or wife. Katherine Frank argues that going to strip clubs actually solidified the marriages of many of her interview subjects. When interviewed by Salon Magazine Dr. Frank was asked how she would feel if her husband went to a strip club, she responded: “Honestly, I wouldn’t like it! For me, a lot of it is about the money — I don’t have the disposable income to spend on that kind of entertainment, and if he did have that kind of extra money, I’d want it to be fair. Maybe if I could spend dollar for dollar somewhere else, but unfortunately, there aren’t yet places where women can go pay hot young men to stroke their egos. That may come in the future.”

TVO Girl of the Day

Some say this is why men go to strip clubs!



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