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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 22

Nude Babes & a Full Bar — Only at Palomino Club

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Penthouse Pet Laly at Palomino

  If you’re looking for a Vegas strip club that has fully nude dancers and a full bar, there’s only one choice in this town — Palomino Club. Is this why the Playboy Channel chose Palomino Club for their “King of Clubs” TV series? Or was it because of Palomino’s Victoria’s Secret quality dancers? Take a peek at Penthouse Pet Laly and the scrumptious Valentina Estrella, just two of the 130+ knockouts working the floor at peak hours.

All dancers at Palomino get naked on stage as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows. Palomino doesn’t have a crowded group VIP room, like most of the big topless clubs in Vegas, where men sit shoulder to shoulder getting lap dances. Palomino’s VIP rooms are all one-on-one curtained booths where you and your dancer can focus on each other. The much bigger theme rooms are also completely private and furnished with a big comfy sofa or a full-size bed for a high-contact dance with a beautiful naked girl. Dances in the one-on-one curtained booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), and that’s a great deal in Vegas.

Palomino’s drink prices are also friendlier than at most of the major topless clubs, with drafts at $6 and domestics at $8 for both locals and out-of-staters. Palomino Club always rates high on our guide to Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino Club’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

If you’re in Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

XXX Kitten Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings

Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Kimmy Granger

  This weekend (Friday & Saturday), Little Darlings Vegas is featuring porn kitten Kimmy Granger. Before getting into porn, Kimmy started her career as a dancer at Little Darlings in California. She has such a sweet innocent look that porn directors kept casting her in XXX classics like Sweet Petite, She’s So Small and Sweet & Slutty. But her best role to date, IMHO, is as Lara Crotch in the recently-released Poon Raider. Kimmy will do two stage sets after 11 pm and she’ll be signing autographs and doing private shows for her fans throughout the night. (See Warm Up This Cold Weekend with Porn Stars for more about Kimmy Granger.)

No alcohol is served at Little Darings, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. Dancers here get totally naked on stage and in VIP dances, so you will see Kimmy Granger in the buff. Little Darlings tends to draw a younger crowd and have a party atmosphere.

The stage show here is a main attraction. The club has a large three-pole stage and the girls love teasing the men on the rail. Think of a squad of 18 and 19-year-old cheerleaders dancing their way out of their panties. Got the picture? You can have a ball here with a fistful of dollars.

Little Darlings’ dancers also get naked for every $20 lap dance, and they take place in private one-on-one booths, not out on the main floor. These are the only fully-nude $20 private dances you’ll find in Las Vegas. The high-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — a great deal, as you’ll see in our Vegas strip club VIP dance price guide.

Admission is $20 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing this offer (on the club website) on your phone.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+ Read more…

Warm Up This Cold Weekend with Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Joanna Angel and Lexi Belle Heat Up the Nights at Sapphire

Joanna Angel at Sapphire Las Vegas

Joanna Angel at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Vegas is continuing its weekend tradition of bringing top XXX film stars onto its center stage and into your lap, with two different stars every weekend.

On Friday night, February 22, Joanna Angel will be the featured entertainer. In her stellar adult-film career, Joanna has won numerous AVN and XRCO awards, including an AVN award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene. Some of her critically-acclaimed flicks include Brides of Satan, All About That Orgy, and Dude, Am I a Slut?

Joanna’s sizzling stage sets are meant to help lure men into getting one-on-one with her in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. Should you do it? All I can say is, Dude, she is a slut.  Read more…

Valentine’s Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Thursday, February 14 — Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day Special at Palomino Club

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Nadia Dances at Palomino Club

  As one of Las Vegas’ most couples-friendly gentlemen’s clubsPalomino Club is a great choice for a sexy Valentine’s Day date. It’s also the only Las Vegas strip club that serves liquor and has nude dancers.

The club’s “Two of a Kind” package (get it here or call 702-642-2984) includes free round-trip transportation to the club from your strip or downtown hotel, free admission, preferred VIP seating and your choice of a half bottle of either Moet Napa champagne or a premium liquor, plus a pitcher of beer. Tonight only, for Valentine’s Day, a rose and chocolates will be added.

Dancers who look like they stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog take it all off on stage, as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows. The VIP rooms here are all private curtained booths (comfortable for couples) and the much larger private bedrooms are furnished with your choice of sofa or full-size bed. Private nude dances start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — one of the Las Vegas strip clubs’ best VIP deals.

To get an idea of the dancer quality here, take a look at Valentina or Penthouse Pet Laly, who are at the club most weekends. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

2-for-1 Entrée at Treasures Steakhouse

Treasures' Steakhouse has an Old-Fashioned Ambiance

Treasures’ Steakhouse

Las Vegas Advisor’s 2019 Member Rewards Book includes a 2-for-1 coupon for any entrée at Treasures Steakhouse. The coupon says: “Purchase one regular-priced entrée and enjoy a second entrée of equal or lesser value free at the Treasures Steakhouse…” So, the $ value of this coupon depends on the entrées you order. The porterhouse steak at Treasures is $64, while the twin lobster tails go for the “market price,” usually around $75. As an annual subscription to Las Vegas Advisor is only $37, you could recoup double the subscription fee with one dinner at Treasures Steakhouse.  Read more…