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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

2019 Miss Exotic Nevada Pole Championship — Day One

Pole Stars Perform at Palomino Club

Miss Exotic Nevada Pole Championship

LaDonna at Palomino Club

Last night I had the honor of being one of seven judges in the Miss Exotic Nevada Pole Championship at Palomino Club in North Las Vegas. I’ve been announcing this event for a few weeks now and mentioning that I expected to see Olympics level pole dancing. I was not disappointed. The winner will be announced tonight at the 2019 Miss Exotic Nevada competition.

Though I handed in my own ratings, I won’t even try to guess which of the eight contestants might be chosen as the winner. Someone is now compiling all the data to determine that.

Mercy, Frenchy, Reagan Reilly and LaDonna impressed me the most.  Mercy is obviously trained in ballet and performed the most slow and sensual pole dance I’ve ever seen. Frenchy, whose home club is Palomino, was stunning and absolutely perfect in her high-energy dance. Reagan Reilly, another Palomino dancer and TVO dancer of the month, was in top form in her acrobatic routine. And LaDonna, yet another Palomino Club star, had the crowd spellbound. (Pic of LaDonna on the pole at Palomino Club is from an earlier photo shoot.)

Another highlight was Juliette Electrique, who is primarily known as a sword swallower. She had the audience in stitches with a comedy routine, pantomiming a dancer getting ready to approach the pole, warming up, stretching, getting limber, but never quite making it. She’s a wonderful comic actress.

One of the other judges was porn star Ophelia Rain, whom you might have seen in the unforgettable Milfs vs. Zombies or Lesbian Anal Trainers. After the contest, but before the club’s regular dancers took over the stage, the MC convinced Ophelia to take a turn on stage, so that was another surprise treat of the night. Ophelia has obviously worked as a stripper as she had all the moves down.

Tonight, I will once again be a judge, this time for the Miss Exotic Nevada feature dancing contest. This one should be wild. The contest starts at 8 pm and there will be 10 contestants with probably 100 props. Palomino Club is the only fully-nude Vegas strip club with a full bar, and it’s one of the top strip clubs in Las Vegas. 21+

Miss Exotic Nevada Pageant This Week at Palomino Club (Updated 3x)

Miss Exotic Nevada and Miss Exotic Nevada Pole Championship

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club

If you’re going to be in Las Vegas this Tuesday and Wednesday, July 23-24, Palomino Club will be hosting the Miss Exotic Nevada pageant and the Miss Exotic Nevada Pole Championship on those nights.

The pole competition will be on Tuesday, July 23, starting at 8 pm. Each competitor will do one 3-minute pole routine. The feature dancing competition will be on Wednesday, July 24, at 8 pm, with each dancer allotted 12 minutes for her routine.

These are competitions for the top strip club dancers in America, usually feature dancers, and if you’ve never been to one of these events, they’re great.  Think of a dozen of the most gorgeous female bodies you’ve ever seen in a strip club, girls who can really dance (beyond the basic stripper moves), with all of the girls going crazy on costumes and props to try to outdo each other.  Think water, wax, swords, fire, power tools, and who knows what else. Most importantly, they will all get naked.

Plus, Palomino Club is home to the best pole dancers in Las Vegas, so there will be plenty of home girls to cheer on in the competitions.  You’ll see Olympics-level moves in the pole championship.

TVO correspondent and Dancer of the Month Reagan Reilly, whose home club is Palomino, will be one of the competitors in the Miss Exotic Nevada competition, as will TVO Dancer of the Month LaDonna. Other dancers slated to compete include: Dani Mitchell, Frenchy, Truth Winters, Seqretasia, Mercy, Entice and Juliette Electrique. Juliette is a sword swallower. I saw her perform at Palomino’s 50th anniversary party last week (a private invitation only event), and she alone is worth the price of admission!

I’ve been asked to be a judge at the Miss Exotic Nevada competition.  It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it. Read more…

The Ultimate Private Topless Pool Party — Only in Vegas!

Sapphire’s “Private Pool with a View”

Hottest and Coolest Summer Bachelor Party in Vegas

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The Private Pool Area at Sapphire Topless Pool

I’ve been a regular at the Sapphire topless pool, the best topless pool party in Vegas, since the pool opened in 2013.  But it was only just this month that I got invited for the first time to a private party at the “Private Pool with a View” within the Sapphire Pool and Dayclub.

The private pool is a smaller topless pool, at one end of the larger pool complex, that comfortably seats up to 16 guests.  It’s well stocked with giant umbrellas for shade and is located above the fray of the main pool area with a great view of the party on the main pool deck, with its topless go-go dancers and titty ball games.  It also has a front-row view of the VIP deck’s “aquarium wall” — the glass-sided wading pool where Sapphire’s dancers like to cool off.

The Topless Pool Where Every Showgirl and Stripper in Vegas Likes to Party

Sapphire Topless Pool Las Vegas

Sapphire’s “Aquarium”

And it’s not only Sapphire’s dancers that hang out in the pool.  As Vegas feature dancer and stripper Jade Andrews posted in the comments below TVO’s Sapphire pool page, “I should point out that a lot of showgirls go here, plus just about everyone from the X shows (X Country, X Rock, etc.). It’s the go-to place for just about every dancer in Vegas.”

These are all stunning women who make a living being topless.  And every girl cooling off in that pool loves to get an invitation to stop by the private pool party.  Read more…

Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire

Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Porn Stars

For a unique Friday or Saturday evening, how about after watching one of your favorite adult film stars perform on stage at Sapphire (club review / club website), having a private steak and lobster dinner with her in a Sapphire Skybox, and for dessert she gives you a private dance?

This package is now available (see details below).

Sapphire continues to release a list of adult stars who will be participating in their “Show Me Sapphire” special feature weekends.

I’ll update the schedule as the info is made available. Signed up to make appearances so far are some of the biggest names in the business – Bonnie Rotten, Tasha Reign, Tori Black, Asa Akira, Jessica Drake, Nikki Benz, Adriana Chechik, Jayden Jaymes, Raven Bay, Gianna Michaels, Nikki Delano, and Kleio Valentien.

If you’ve ever watched porn and thought, man would I love to be alone in a room with her, well, it doesn’t have to be just a fantasy anymore. Here’s your chance. What are you doing in Vegas if not to make your dreams come true?

Some of these stars have appeared as feature dancers at Sapphire and other Vegas strip clubs in the past, but this is the first time they have been offering private dinner and dance shows.

The packages start at $135 for an experience that lets you party with the star of your choice at her private table.  This package includes a two-hour open bar, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission.

A VIP dinner and private dance package with the feature adult star entertainer of the night (includes a one-hour Skybox dinner for two, a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, plus free limo transport, a line pass, and free admission) is $1600.00.

You can reserve your private experience with the adult star of your choice online here.

If you’re just coming to see your favorite star appear on stage, Sapphire’s regular package deals (buy online) get you a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.

Here’s the upcoming star line-up:

Friday, August 9, 2019:  Jessie Lee at the Club
Saturday, August 10, 2019:  Jessie Lee at the Pool
Saturday, August 10, 2019:  Nikki Benz at the Club
Sunday, August 11, 2019:  Nikki Benz at the Pool

Friday, August 16, 2019:  Cherie Deville at the Club
Saturday, August 17, 2019:  Cherie Deville at the Pool
Saturday, August 17, 2019:  Christie Stevens at the Club
Sunday, August 18, 2019:  Christie Stevens at the Pool

Friday, August 23, 2019:  Megan Hughes at the Club
Saturday, August 24, 2019:  Megan Hughes at the Pool
Saturday, August 24, 2019:  Christiana Cinn at the Club
Sunday, August 25, 2019:  Christiana Cinn at the Pool

Friday, August 30, 2019:  Gina Valentina at the Club
Saturday, August 31, 2019:  Gina Valentina at the Pool
Saturday, August 31, 2019:  Bridget B at the Club
Sunday, September 1, 2019:  Bridget B at the Pool

Friday, September 6, 2019:  Addie Andrews at the Club
Saturday, September 7, 2019:  Addie Andrews at the Pool
Saturday, September 7, 2019:  Danica Dillon at the Club
Sunday, September 8, 2019:  Danica Dillon at the Pool

Friday, September 13, 2019:  Cali Carter at the Club
Saturday, September 14, 2019:  Cali Carter at the Pool
Saturday, September 14, 2019:  Val Dodds at the Club
Sunday, September 15, 2019:  Val Dodds at the Pool

Friday, September 20, 2019:  Alexis Amore at the Club
Saturday, September 21, 2019:  Alexis Amore at the Pool
Saturday, September 21, 2019:  Jennifer White at the Club
Sunday, September 22, 2019:  Jennifer White at the Pool

Friday, September 27, 2019:  Kendra Sunderland at the Club
Saturday, September 28, 2019:  August Taylor at the Club

Will post more dates as they are made available . . .

Reserve your place at your favorite star’s private table (with a two-hour open bar), or a one-hour dinner date and private dance with her, online here.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee for the club, or $20 for the pool. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)