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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Star Fun Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Hot & uninhibited porn babes will be tearing their clothes off all over the Vegas strip clubs this coming weekend. Must be the hot weather that brings them out.

XXX Tit Queen Christy Mack at Little Darlings Vegas

Christy Mack at Little Darlings

Let’s start with Little Darlings, where Penthouse Pet and porn superstar Christy Mack will be performing on both Friday and Saturday nights, June 22-23. Little Darlings is a nude club, so Christy will be taking it all off. Her stage performances start at 11 pm and when she’s not on stage she’ll be be out in the audience signing autographs, taking selfies with fans and available for lap dances and private bedroom shows.

Christy has starred in such memorable XXX flicks as Delicious Tits, Tits to Die For 2, and the immortal Tits for Hire. If you’re a tit man, Christy’s bountiful offerings will be on Little D’s menu two nights running.

At Little Darlings, every $20 lap dance is fully nude and takes place in a private booth. Dancers here only have to be 18+ and so do you because no alcohol is served.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the Little Darlings website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Lexi Belle and Brooklyn Chase Will Be Teasing Fans at Sapphire

Lexi Belle

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Vegas

At Sapphire Las Vegas, on Friday night, June 22, Penthouse Pet and delectable porn cutie-pie Lexi Belle will be performing on stage. On the following Saturday afternoon (June 23), Lexi will be taking a dip and partying and looking for trouble at Sapphire’s topless pool.

Lexi has appeared in more than 400 adult flicks and won many AVN awards. You may recall seeing her gorgeous body in Stuffin Young MuffinsYoung and Juicy or my personal favorite: Just Turned 18 and Already a Slut. At Sapphire, Lexi will be available to her fans for private fun both days in the club’s VIP.

Brooklyn Chase

Brooklyn Chase at Sapphire

On Saturday night, busty Brooklyn Chase, star of Orgy Overload and Big Bodacious Knockers 9 will be featured on Sapphire’s stage. On Sunday afternoon, Brooklyn will be splashing around out back in the topless pool.

Both Lexi Belle and Brooklyn Chase start their stage performances at 11:30 pm. When they come down from the stage, they’ll be looking for guys to play with. If you want first shot at getting alone with either of them, you can reserve a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. See this and other porn star package deals and make your reservations in advance here (or call 702-869-0003).

If you’re more interested in Sapphire’s weekend lap dance orgy, then grab a solo guy package for $65, which comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link). All packages get you a free limo to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ top gentlemen’s clubs.

If you go for the lap dancers, bring twenties! You will have a ball! There are 400+ dancers at this club at peak hours — mostly stacked, all gorgeous — and that’s 800+ titties. Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law and Sapphire makes the most of that. Get a package or it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Sapphire Topless Pool Las Vegas

Sapphire’s Transparent Lounging Pool
Look for the Pink Wristbands

Sapphire’s Pool, now fully topless, is open Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. While the porn stars are there on Saturday and Sunday only (as per above), Sapphire’s dancers are always there and the pool attracts hot local girls too. This is the best topless pool in Vegas for guys who appreciate bare breasts.  Go once and you’ll always go back.

Pool packages start at $70 and include free limo to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a free pool check-out special: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage for the day, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home — a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. Names are available right now through the end of July, and we update that page weekly.

Mary Carey’s Bachelorette/Retirement Party at Hustler

Reality TV and porn star, Mary Carey, will be celebrating both her retirement from porn and her bachelorette party (she’s getting married soon) this weekend.  Look for Mary at the Vegas Hustler Club on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights (June 21-23), .

Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab, $40 if you arrive by the club limo (you get two drinks with that). Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 15

Palomino Club — Fully Naked Girls & a Full Bar

Palomino Club Las Vegas dancer

Lily Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino is one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas. The drop-dead gorgeous dancers get fully nude both on stage and in the club’s high-mileage private booth and bedroom shows. Plus, there’s a full bar with some of the best drink prices in Vegas. No other club in this town features both nude dancers and booze. If you like enjoying pussy and an adult beverage at the same time, you’ll love Palomino.

And Palomino’s stage show is something special. Sit on the rail and watch the girls undress each other and fly around the stripper poles, then see what kind of heart-stopping close-up attention you get for a few dollars in tips.

Private booth dances start at $100 for 3 songs, with no extra bar tab. That’s a steal. Drafts are only $6 and domestics are $8, even for out-of-state guests. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Check out our pics of the scrumptious Renee and Valentina, both TVO Dancers of the Month from Palomino Club, to get an idea of the babe quality here.  Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also a top pick if you’re looking for the best Vegas strip club for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Nevada Brothel Owner Becomes Republican Candidate for State Assembly

Dennis Hof

Dennis Hof

Dennis Hof is owner of half a dozen legal brothels in Nevada, including Vegas favorites Love Ranch Vegas and Alien Cathouse, as well as the infamous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (subject of the HBO series Cathouse).

Now he’s Republican nominee for a Nevada state Assembly seat, having beaten incumbent Republican Assemblyman James Oscarson in the state primary election yesterday.  Is this a great state or what?   Read more…

Win Tix to See Dita Von Teese at House of Blues in Las Vegas

A Vegas Burlesque Tour de Force

Glamour and fetish model Dita Von Teese will be performing one night only at the House of Blues inside Las Vegas’ Mandalay Bay Casino on Thursday, June 28.

Von Teese — a dish once married to Marilyn Manson — is often credited with starting the neo-burlesque revival.  She is known for her sexy and sometimes comical striptease shows, often employing elaborate costumes and props.  Think hourglass corsets and tassled pasties plus flashing knives, whiskey flashdance showers, and giant tubes of lipstick to mount.

This is going to be high-end burlesque, better than most Vegas production shows.  Von Teese has performed in over a dozen films, plus another few dozen television shows and music videos.

General admission tix to this show start at $70 each, but right now (until Wednesday, June 13) you can enter a drawing at the House of Blues website here to win two General Admission tix plus a $50 drink/food voucher. No purchase required. You must be 18+ to attend the show. Just fill out the entry form with your email address and other data.

Or just buy tix at the House of Blues online box office (which you can access through the link above).