A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Leap Year Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 28

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Bare, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

Palomino Club Las Vegas dancer

Lily Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the place to be if you like to indulge in adult beverages while watching beautiful women who take off everything, including their g-strings. It’s like watching a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life just for you, except the lingerie comes off.

To get an idea, check out Renee and Octavia, just two of the girls on Palomino’s 130+ night crew who make the club one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

And Palomino’s dancers lose their g-strings not only on stage, but also in the club’s VIP and private bedroom dances. Palomino doesn’t have a group VIP room.  Instead, every VIP dance, starting at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), takes place in a fully-private curtained booth or private bedroom furnished with a plush sofa or a full-size bed.  It’s as close as you can get to sex with your pants on.

Free round-trip limo transportation is available for groups of two or more by calling 702-642-2984. (Solo guys call for limo availability.  You can usually catch a free ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location.)

See our club review for more info on the best way to do this club or, for the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. Note:  This popular club gets to standing room only after about 10 pm, so a package is worth it for the reserved table alone! Nude, full bar, 21+

Treasures — High Mileage, High Luxury

treasures vegas stripper  Treasures has a reputation to live up to and in a word, it’s mileage.  The dancers are flirty, friendly and (especially) famously uninhibited. Check out this trip report from a TVO reader about his recent experiences with Treasures’ dancers.

Treasures is also the most luxurious gentlemen’s club in town — a mansion full of creature comforts and a gourmet steakhouse (open till 5 am on weekends). It’s the perfect place to entertain a buddy or client, or one of the club’s beautiful dancers for a special dinner date.  The girl you choose will dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails and dinner, then lead you upstairs to the VIP for an up-close-and-physical dessert.

Treasures is a premium club and charges like it, but you can do it for the price of a much lesser club by getting one of the package deals available on the club website. If you like the good stuff, they offer a two-hour open bar package for only $120 that includes everything but champagne and super-premiums (one of the best strip club package deals in Las Vegas).

If you don’t drink very much, the $50 VIP package includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package.  You can also find packages for bottle service, dinner, groups and couples.  All packages include free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass and a VIP table for the night.

Or call the club at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation and get in for free (a savings of $50). You’re always a VIP here.

Note to Vegas Golden Knights fans:  Your first drink at Treasures is on the house if you go to the game today. Just show your T-Mobile ticket stub to the bartender or your waitress. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Vegas Adult Store and Video Arcade Guide

Dirtee, Freq-E, Nasty and Naughty

The Black Room, Las Vegas

TVO’s new reporter, Larry Brent, has compiled a list of adult stores and video arcades in Las Vegas, with prices, reviews and detailed recommendations. These are the top places to shop for sex guides, vibrators, lingerie, fantasy outfits, lubricants, bondage and fetish equipment, and other sexual gear you won’t find at Walmart.

This is the Vegas adult store report that will save you from the sky-high prices and crappy products of the tourist traps.

Larry also covers the adult video arcade scene in town, from the “super clean and vanilla” places suitable for dates to the places where the degenerates and perverts hang out.

Las Vegas has more and better adult stores per capita than any other city in the U.S. and I am proud to offer this public service to our residents and visitors.  You can take the full Vegas sex store/adult video arcade tour here. — Arnold Snyder

The Love Store Mural on Their Arts District Store

Coming Soon: Our March 2020 Dancer of the Month — Serena of Palomino Club

Las Vegas stripper Serena

Serena Dances at Palomino Club

Nothing says springtime in Vegas like a beautiful young girl with legs up to here and a smile like sunshine. Coming in March, thanks to Palomino Club’s in-house photographer, Matt Lotter, we have a sizzling photo set of just such a girl:  Serena, one of the club’s new dancers.

And wait till you see Serena on stage. Like all of Palomino’s dancers, Serena starts her stage performances in a sexy little outfit that doesn’t last long, as she finishes wearing nothing but her platform heels and that smile that melts your heart.

Now you have a big decision to make. Should you take this angel into one of Palomino’s fully-private VIP booths or should you spring for a private bedroom dance on a full-sized bed?  Private fully-nude dances at Palomino start at just $100 (with no extra bar tab). But Palomino also has some of the best strip club private bedrooms in Las Vegas. Decisions … decisions …

In a few of weeks, we’ll post more (and bigger) pics of Serena, but you don’t have to wait that long to see her in the flesh. Just get over to Palomino Club this weekend and see her naked, flirt with her, buy her a drink, and see where it leads. (Bring money.)

Palomino Club is the only fully-nude Vegas strip club with a full bar.  We rate it as one of the best gentlemen’s clubs in Las Vegas for its wild all-nude stage show, its friendly drink prices and its knockout gorgeous dancers like Serena.

You may also be interested in our gallery of TVO’s past Dancers of the Month.

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Serena

Busty Porn Babes Busting Out in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Naughty Knockouts Natalia Starr and Victoria June at Sapphire

Natalia Starr at Sapphire Las Vegas

Natalia Starr at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring two of porn’s most bodacious bodies this coming weekend, Natalia Starr and Victoria June.  Both will be performing topless on the club’s main stage, then offering up their spectacular racks to their starstruck fans in private hands-on VIP room encounters. If you’ve ever wanted to fool around with a XXX star, here’s your golden opportunity.

On Friday night, February 28, Natalia Starr will be the featured bad girl of the night.  In addition to being one of the most scrumptious Penthouse Pets ever, Natalia has starred in over 150 XXX flicks, including Perfect Little Pussy, Tender Young Pussy, and her critically-acclaimed bio flick Hey Tits!

Victoria June at Sapphire Las Vegas

Victoria June at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday, February 29, the voluptuous Puerto Rican porn babe Victoria June will be the mouthwatering morsel of girl-meat taking the stage throughout the night. Victoria is downright proud of her “I’ll-do-anything!” image. Did you see her in Depraved?  If you’ve been aching for a bit more depravity in your life, Victoria is just what the doctor ordered.

Both Natalia and Victoria begin their stage sets at 11:30 pm. When they’re not on stage, they flirt and party with their fans at their private tables until they find one they can lure into having more up-close-and-physical fun.

If you would like to turn some of your secret porn fantasies into reality with Natalia or Victoria, Sapphire has a package deal with your name on it for a reserved seat at the star’s private tables for only $135. That package not only gets you first crack at the star of your choice, it includes a two-hour open bar for the good stuff, so you can get your buzz on before you find yourself being ravished in private. You’ll find this and other porn star packages, including a porn dinner date, available on Sapphire’s website here.

Sapphire also offers a solo VIP package for just $65 for guys who would prefer to focus on Las Vegas’ most notorious lap dance orgy.  With that package, you get a $50 drink credit plus a free shot and a reserved VIP table smack dab in the middle of Sapphire’s 400+ stacked 9s and 10s. It’s nirvana for titty men who remember to bring lots of twenties.

You’ll find other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, and all include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, and the full royalty treatment at one of Vegas’ most-acclaimed strip clubs.  Since Sapphire gets to standing-room-only at peak hours, I recommend a package deal here not only for the savings but for the reserved table. There’s nothing sadder than a man at a lap dance orgy without a lap.

Note:  If you take a taxi or rideshare to Sapphire you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Why waste your lap dance money on that? Even without a package, you can get in free if you call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo.

If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, check out our Sapphire porn star calendar.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Jenevieve Hexxx Does Two Nights at Little Darlings Vegas

On Friday & Saturday night, Feb 28-29, big boob fetish queen Jenevieve Hexxx will be performing on stage at Little Darlings Las Vegas, with two shows each night after 11 pm. Nude, no alcohol, 18+