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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


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There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

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How China Played Us

China’s Bat Plague Propaganda War

Michael P. Senger has posted an excellent thread on Twitter that details the history of the Chinese Communist Party’s use of Bat Plague propaganda beginning in mid-January to attack the U.S.

I’ve mentioned before that the China Cooties hoax began with propaganda videos that the CCP put out on social media in January.  The general theme of the videos was people collapsing in the streets of Wuhan, but there were also videos of authorities spraying something on the streets and welding shut the metal doors of (supposedly) apartment towers full of living residents.

There were also photos of supposed mass graves and, my favorite, supposed shots from space of massive fires used to cremate all the WuFlu victims, I kid you not.  Looking at the videos and photos now, they are farcical. You can see a small collection of them here.

Unfortunately, that collection doesn’t include my personal favorite. In that Academy Awards-level performance, a guy who looks like a security guard, in an office full of instrument panels and screens, suddenly begins to moan. Then he sticks out a rigid arm with a rigid hand contorted into a hook, looks at it in horror, and the moan turns into an agonized scream. After about 15 seconds of screaming, he rises from his chair stiffly with his arm still outstretched, spins around, and falls to the floor amidst a great crashing of chairs. You can find the move easily in any 1950s Western.

Here’s another video that went viral.  Note there’s no rigidity at all.  Also note that nobody in the entire rest of the world has ever been walking around, perfectly fine, then suddenly dropped dead of Sino Snot Storm:

And here’s a hit video of a guy who’s supposedly dead or at least unconscious but manages to get both arms out to break his fall:

Now, it’s well known that the CCP exercises rigid control over Chinese social media, on which all these videos supposedly first appeared.  A recent video of Three Gorges Dam showing evidence of severe cavitation disappeared from social media within hours.  But somehow dozens of these videos made it onto the rest of the world’s social media and have stayed up to this day.  As a poker player, my immediate reaction in January when I saw them was, “call this bluff.”

Turns out hundreds of thousands of CCP-controlled social media accounts were pushing these videos and posting incessantly about Bat Plague lockdowns until exactly May 25, the day George Floyd died.  Then all of these hundreds of thousands of accounts switched immediately to incessant BLM posts.

And the CCP didn’t limit its effort to propaganda.  Here’s China’s People’s Liberation Army using social media to recruit Antifa and BLM and teach them how to riot.  Here they are leading the Antifa/BLM assault on the White House in the first DC riots:

Again, it all started with hundreds of thousands of fake CCP-controlled accounts propagandizing for lockdowns, then riots. All of the accounts put out identical posts.  They posted in dozens of languages. Twitter claimed they removed 170,000 of these accounts, but if they did, they failed to remove hundreds of thousands of others, including a large number reported by other Twitter users or identified publicly by the New York Times.

To Make Sure We Locked Down, China Paid Off Our Scientists and State/Local Politicians

China didn’t want to take a chance that the U.S. would follow Sweden’s example and just go straight for herd immunity, the well-established practice for a virus with a death rate as low as Chop Fluey, which has a death rate a fraction of the annual flu.  So they paid off our scientists and state and local politicians, as well as federal bureaucrats, to make sure we locked down.

54 scientists at the National Institutes of Health have been fired for taking money from the CCP and the investigation of NIH has barely started. In addition, the NSF and NIH have found almost 200 scientists who are funded by them (175 at NIH and 16 at NSF so far) who were getting undisclosed money from China [link].

As you know, Lancet had to withdraw a fake study showing that hydroxychloroquine didn’t work. The data was completely made up by a porn actress and a science fiction writer. Lancet has also praised lockdowns and the CCP’s approach to the “pandemic.” Any guesses on who may be paying Lancet?

American physicist Yaneer Bar-Yam has spent months cheerleading China’s lockdowns—including the CCP’s genocidal lockdown in Xinjiang, where Uighurs who aren’t yet in the CCP’s death camps are imprisoned in their own neighborhoods, run much like the Nazis ran the Warsaw Ghetto in WWII. In February, Bar-Yam launched a website recommending strict lockdowns in 18 languages.

China-controlled accounts also started the school lockdown propaganda. And we know 6000 U.S. colleges and universities have been getting billions of dollars from China.

When Gov. Kristi Noem refused to lock down South Dakota, CCP accounts flooded the responses to her social media posts, pressuring her to shut down.

The same accounts have been praising the draconian Australian and New Zealand lockdowns.

But it gets worse.  On July 7, FBI Director Chris Wray said China had approached many local politicians in the U.S. to encourage them to lock down. Sec. of State Pompeo has already warned us that numerous government officials at the state and local level are getting money from China in one form or another.

Now add in the fake news media helping to push the hoax.  CNN journalist Amber Lyon said CNN routinely takes money from the U.S. and foreign governments to alter their news reporting and even report fake news.  A CNN producer recently registered as a lobbyist for China.  White House Correspondent Paula Reid is married to an American Chamber of Commerce lobbyist in China.

Comcast, the parent company of NBC, is trying to build and operate a big theme park in China, but they don’t have permission to open yet.  Bloomberg has made billions leasing his terminals in China but also depends on special access to China’s data.  The New York Times and Washington Post have just deleted hundreds of propaganda “news articles” on their websites paid for by the CCP.  I could do another thousand words about the media’s financial relationships with China.

The fake news is the enemy of the people and too many Americans still don’t get it.  I have linked to hundreds of excellent studies about Bat Plague that debunk every scare story China and its allies ever told about it, and so have many other people.  Yet even people who read the studies seem unable to retain the information in the face of media lies.

It’s time to get a grip!  We have been too easy pickings for the predators, people.

First Vegas Strip Club to Die of Bat Plague

Cheetahs and a Piece of Vegas History Gone for Good

I’ve been mentioning that a number of Vegas strip clubs would not be able to ride out the Chop Fluey shutdowns ordered by Nevada governor and alleged wife-beater Steve Sisolak.

Now the first of these vulnerable Vegas strip clubs is gone for good.  Cheetahs wasn’t doing all that great even before the WuFlu shutdowns, but it managed to keep the lights on and keep some friendly local girls showing their titties.

The club had been sold to The Library chain of strip clubs in 2019.  But now that great retro sign with the neon kisses has been torn down and Cheetahs is officially no more.

I will miss the club.  Cheetahs was a piece of Vegas history.  In its glory days, it was owned by alleged mobster Mike Galardi, who spent a year in federal prison and another 18 months under house arrest for fraud and racketeering.  Galardi had plead guilty to bribing Las Vegas and San Diego politicians and got a deal for testifying against them.

But his cause, at least in this case, was righteous.  He paid them $200,000 to $400,000 to change strip club laws to allow high-mileage lap dances in Cheetahs.  The affair was called Operation G-Sting.  Alleged mobster Rick Rizzolo got bounced as owner of Las Vegas’ Crazy Horse Too strip club as part of the same sting.

Galardi’s Cheetahs in San Diego was also reported to be a favorite of the 9/11 hijackers.  Having been to both the San Diego and Las Vegas Cheetahs during Galardi’s reign, I feel I must testify here that Galardi’s dancers were always first rate.

A friend, now passed away, used to regale me with stories about his time as a bouncer at Cheetahs when it was owned by Galardi.  Dancers would lure customers into paying a lot of money to touch their titties, then complain when the touching started and get them bounced.  Any customer who complained got beaten up by my friend, and lots of guys complained.  Vegas memories!

So really, Galardi sacrificed for all of us.  After he lost the club, mileage went sky high as the norm in most Vegas topless clubs. As a result, nobody gets beaten up at Vegas strip clubs anymore.

R.I.P. Cheetahs.

The Coronavirus Phenomenon as Psychological Warfare

Bat Plague Measures Meet Amnesty International Guidelines of Torture, Mind Control and Coercion

People who brainwash know that physical control of a population is impossible without the cooperation of the population. To control a population, it’s essential to manipulate the minds and feelings of the people, who then become psychological prisoners of the brainwashers.

This post will show how torture and mind control techniques have been used against us as part of the coronavirus phenomenon.  It’s been used to gain our consent for our own economic destruction and home imprisonment to influence the November elections.  It’s been used to weaken our resistance to a radical left political agenda.  It’s being used to corral us into supporting huge Big Pharma profits from vaccines and treatments like Remdesivir, which don’t work.

Amnesty International’s Report on Torture describes the process used to break the will of a prisoner of war:

  • Isolation
  • Monopolization of perception
  • Induced debility
  • Threats
  • Occasional indulgences
  • Demonstrating omnipotence
  • Degradation
  • Enforcing trivial demands


Isolation cuts people off from social support.  No church for you, no meet-ups with friends at the club, no camaraderie at work because your office is shut down, but favored groups (Democrats) can meet up by the thousands to dance, chant, hold political rallies and riot whenever they want.

Monopolization of Perception

Monopolization of perception keeps people focused on their immediate predicament and frustrates all actions except compliance.  We are locked down at home with nothing but TV and social media, with all entertainment and news options controlled by a handful of Democrat elites, who broadcast only Democrat propaganda.  On Facebook and Twitter, posts and videos by scientists and doctors that counter the Democrat narrative are banned.

Induced Debility

Induced debility is simply about wearing you out through stress, fear, and the need to rush about to meet new demands.  Daily we are bombarded with scary (false) death statistics and case numbers, hoaxes about children dying from WuFlu, employers demanding testing as a condition of employment, videos from China on social media of people collapsing in the street, and Big Pharma shills lying about cures.

The fact is, even if you’re in a high-risk category, Chop Fluey is high preventable without masks or lockdowns, and if you screw up and don’t prevent it, it’s highly curable unless you have government officials like my governor banning the cures.  Dr. Thomas Borody says, “We know it’s curable; it’s easier than treating the flu.”  Dr. Zev Zelenko recommends a regime of hydroxychloroquine and zinc.

But if you can’t get hydroxychloroquine (most of us can’t), he says over-the-counter quercetin and zinc will work almost as well.  Dose for prevention is 500 mg quercitin once or twice a day, plus 25 mg elemental zinc once a day.  For early symptoms of Covid, see the dose here.  Don’t let them induce debility in you by denying you effective treatment until you’re hospitalized.

A recent poll of American adults shows they believe 9% of the U.S. population has died from Covid.  I’m not, in this post, going to get into the evidence that NO ONE has died of Covid.  But even using the CDC’s death numbers, which are badly compromised by higher hospital reimbursement rates for Covid patients, the death rate for those under age 60 is 0.004%.  That’s 4 per 100,000 people who catch it.  That’s just 4% of the death rate of the common flu, which is 0.1% or 1 per 1000 people who catch it.  It’s down there with the death rate of the common cold.

Oxford and Stanford epidemiologists have shown the overall Chop Fluey death rate is 0.01-0.04%, or 1/10th to less than half the death rate of the flu.  The median age of death from Covid is 78, with 1/3 of all deaths coming from those over 85.  Still, that’s only 0.38% of the age 85+ population, of which 6.4% have died so far this year [source].

And don’t get me started on the case numbers hoax.  Suffice it to say that you can set the test parameters to get as many positives or negatives as you want.  That’s how hundreds of Florida labs came up with 100% positive results.  Goats have tested positive.  Paw-paw fruits have tested positive.  Half of all blood donations of 2015 through 2018 tested positive, even though Covid-19 didn’t exist yet.

How did Americans come to believe 30 million Americans had died of Bat Plague?  Monopolization of perception to induce stress and fear.

The rush to meet new demands to induce debility has been obvious.  It suddenly takes multiple trips to six different grocery stores to pick up supplies for a week, where it used to take one trip to one store.  Long-term Las Vegas residents who were renting motel rooms by the week or month were suddenly homeless when the governor shut motels down.

Your dentist is shut down by government mandate, so you have to visit an oral surgeon 18 miles further away to deal with a simple toothache.  You can’t afford the gasoline to get there because your job is shut down and your unemployment benefits still haven’t arrived, or you still have hoops to jump through in your application for small business aid.


Threats are punishment designed to enforce compliance.  For example, we’ve seen videos of cops putting young girls in choke holds for failing to wear a mask properly.  A gym or barber that reopens in defiance of shutdown orders loses its business license.  A church that reopens has its electricity and water cut off.  A passenger who refuses to wear his mask on a plane is dragged off the plane.

Occasional Indulgences

Occasional indulgences are a training aid, like treats for a dog who comes when called.  In my state, the governor reopened bars only to shut them down again after two weeks.  In casinos, we were allowed to go mask-free while having a drink; now masks are required to be pulled up between sips.

We were allowed to enjoy public pools for a couple of weeks; now you’re required to wear a mask at pools unless you’re actually swimming, despite occupancy rates being limited to 25% and strict enforcement of 6-foot social distancing.

The people behind the Bat Plague hoax fully intend to turn us into slaves.

Demonstrating Omnipotence

The brainwasher seeks to demonstrate omnipotence to show you the impossibility of escape.  In Nevada and other Democrat-run states, the authorities have implemented snitch lines and webs of secret “compliance agents” looking for minor infractions of the latest mandates and issuing harsh penalties for any they find.


Degradation is about weakening your own sense of competence and ability to cope on your own.  It’s about making you dependent on your captor or abuser.  You can’t talk to your doctor about using hydrxychloroquine as a prophylactic because the FDA has banned it for outpatient use.  Instead, you have to wait until you’re hospitalized to get HCQ, when it’s most effective if you take it early.

In Las Vegas, competent and creative parishioners of a church rented space in a casino to hold services, because in casinos the permitted occupancy rate is 50% while in churches the limit is 50 people no matter how large the church’s space.  But the Nevada governor fined the casino for allowing the church to hold a service, even though those attending didn’t exceed the number allowed under the 50% occupancy rule.  The Nevada governor demonstrated that he can violate his own rules at will to take away your ability to cope on your own.

Enforcing Trivial Demands

Enforcing trivial demands reinforces your sense of helplessness.  Over 100 studies, including the CDC’s largest study on the subject, show that masks neither stop nor reduce disease transmission rates.  They don’t even stop transmission to patients from surgeons wearing them in operating rooms.  Yet the Nevada governor’s snitches are out getting businesses fined or shut down if they find anyone inside without a mask.

Meanwhile, the American Dental Association has warned that prolonged mask wearing is not only causing funky mouth diseases, but increasing your risk of stroke.

There is no evidence whatsoever that 6-foot social distancing is more protective than 3-foot social distancing or no social distancing at all.  It takes prolonged intimate contact to transmit the disease, not casual contact at a gym or Home Depot.  But in the Sahara Casino in Las Vegas, some guests were standing less than 6 feet apart to observe some table games.  Even though they wore masks, the Nevada governor’s snitches ratted out the casino and Gaming Control filed a complaint.

Sahara’s management is now groveling but the casino could lose its gaming license.

Democrats and their allies in the government bureaucracy and media are also using classic MKUltra techniques to break the will of Americans to resist their radical agenda.  You can read more about that in my post on the Bat Plague hoax and Project Artichoke.

To recap, Democrats are using brainwashing and torture techniques to break down the will of Americans to resist their radical agenda.  And there is no doubt they have conspired with China in this assault on us.  China started the psychological warfare against us with an army of agents on social media pushing the phony videos of people collapsing on the street, bodies stacking up in ERs, and authorities welding shut the doors of apartments towers with residents inside.

It never happened.  China has absolute control over social media in China.  The Chinese Communist Party was supposedly trying to stop info from getting out on the virus, yet on social media there were 100s of these videos.  That’s a tell.

It was also a tell that people broke their falls while collapsing on the street.  And some people fell like a sack of potatoes, while others went super rigid and screamed.

It was all fake.  It’s still all fake.  Fake news is the enemy of the people.

Trump Brings in Atlas to Kill the Bat Plague Hoax

Just in Time to Ram It Up Democrats’ Asses for the Election

Dr. Scott Atlas Tells Dems
“No More Hoax For You”

“You don’t eradicate the virus by locking down. You minimize the damage here and remember that the harms of a lockdown are severe. The lockdown itself kills people, destroys families, prevents education of our children.”

This is a quote from Dr. Scott Atlas, President Trump’s new advisor on China Cooties.  Atlas also supports calls to play college football this year.  “We have to become rational here,” he said.  He agrees with Clemson quarterback Trevor Lawrence, who tweeted Monday that people “are at just as much, if not more risk” of contracting the virus if there is no college football this fall.

Further, Dr. Atlas supports reopening K-12 schools for in-person learning. A month ago he said the idea that schools could not reopen after the summer break was “hysteria” and “ludicrous”.

Atlas also debunked a recent mainstream media hoax on rising Sino Snot Storm cases among young people.

“We see that although there is a huge rise in cases, they are almost all overwhelmingly healthy young people. They are not being hospitalized. They are not dying. The deaths are going down per day. The hospitalizations are going down per day.”

Atlas went on to explain that younger people getting the infection is actually a good thing because it leads to herd immunity over the long term.

Atlas is out there giving interviews on every TV and radio show that will have him, reversing the misinformation we’ve been subject to from Fraudulent Fauci and Gates Foundation board member Deborah Birx for six months now.  Combined with Trump’s masterful play Friday on new WuFlu aid to workers, it’s a clear sign Trump is ready to end this hoax and jam it up the Democrats’ asses in time for the election.

Atlas is a healthcare policy expert at Stanford University and former chief of neuroradiology at Stanford University Medical Center.  Stanford is also home of John Ioannidis, a medical doctor and professor of medicine, epidemiology, and public health at Stanford.  In 2010 The Atlantic called Ioannidis “the most influential scientist alive,” but they’ve ignored him since he announced the death rate of Chop Fluey is less than 1/3rd the death rate of the common flu.

Meanwhile, friend of TVO Scott W., whose wife is a teacher in K-12 in Nevada, reports that the attempt to set up online learning in Nevada is a disaster.

How far is Democrat Governor Sisolak willing to go in trashing the education of our children to try to keep the Democrats’ fading Bat Plague hoax going?

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