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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

China Cootie Collectors Appear at Wynn Las Vegas

As Hospitalizations Decline, Bat Plague Hoax Cranks Up in Vegas

Bat Plague Screens have Started Appearing on Gaming Tables at Wynn

Plexiglas China Cootie collectors have started to appear on gaming tables at Wynn.  You can click the photo to enlarge it and see the screens better.

I’m not sure if this is due to the general low IQ level of Wynn customers or yet another attempt to placate mad King Steve, the Democrat governor of Nevada tasked with shutting down the state’s economy for the DNC election-rigging attempt.

I suspect the latter.  I suspect mad utterings are emerging from Sisolak’s bunker in Carson City about shutting down the state again.  The Democrat governor of Michigan just extended the lockdown there but, despite the lockdowns in Democrat-controlled states, the national economic data has been spectacular.

Democrats must be panicking.

Friend of TVO Erik D. points out hopefully that more Vegas pool clubs, like Marquee, are reopening.  That’s true.  But they’re reopening as pools, not day clubs.  Basically the hotels need more pool space for grannies and mothers with lots of little kids because all pools are limited to 25% capacity right now.

So it’s good news if you’re looking to score with a granny.

ScaryVirus hospitalizations have fallen to half the level they were at when states started to reopen.  The spike in Bat Plague cases the media promised as a result of the riots has also failed to show up.

But the CDC and media are conspiring to conflate actual infection numbers with positive tests for antibodies.  A positive test for antibodies means you were already exposed to Sino Snot Storm and never knew it because you never had any symptoms.

Wynn has also now blocked off every other urinal in its men’s rooms with a solid white plastic cover.  That’s going to look nice late on a Saturday night.

More Vegas Casino Changes Under Bat Plague

Note to Vegas Hole Card Teams:
Sahara is Taking Table Game Reservations

The New High Limit Room at the Sahara

I’ve mentioned that the Nevada governor’s Soviet TB ward-style Bat Plague regime severely limits seating at table games.

As a result, Vegas casinos are opening more hotels than they actually need for the rooms just to provide enough spots at blackjack and crap tables.

The Sahara is going a different route.  You can now reserve a spot at a blackjack table there — or at roulette or baccarat — to make sure you’ll have a seat when you want to play, including in the new high-limit room.  (Not sure of the limits there, as no one has ever been playing in there when I stopped by.)  You can reserve your playtime here.

You will need to have a Player’s Card prior to actually playing.  You will need to check in 15 minutes in advance of your reserved playtime. And you can reserve every spot at a single table if you want to for you and the rest of your loved ones or hole card team.

Once you arrive for your reservation, you can play for as long as you want.

Watch Out for Vegas Hotel Surcharges!

A couple with two children under the age of five booked a room at MGM for two nights — one room, not a suite, with two queen-sized beds.

They were quoted a rate of $69 a night and were pleased with the deal.

But when they actually got their total bill to confirm the reservation, MGM had added a surcharge of $80 a night for the two children.  Surprise!

This bill is for two week nights.

Be sure to have your lawyer at hand to negotiate your room contract for a two-night stay.

More Vegas Nightclubs and Dayclubs Reopen as Something Else

I reported yesterday that a few locals’ Vegas strip clubs had reopened as bars, without dancers.

Now Encore is reopening Encore Beach Club as Encore Beach Pool (in other words, as a pool rather than a dayclub), while Intrigue Nightclub is reopening as Intrigue Lounge (a bar).

Because of stringent Bat Plague capacity limitations, reservations are required and don’t expect a party.  Call 702-770-7300.

Las Vegas Strip Clubs Considering Legal Options

Lawyers are Advising Vegas Strip Clubs They’d Win in Court

Watch for the Return of the B Girl

Las Vegas strip club owners have informed me off the record that they are considering legal options to reopen.

With Nevada businesses and citizens getting louder in their demands for the state to reopen, Democrat Nevada Governor Sisolak is back to hiding in his bunker.  His DNC handlers insist he slow down reopening for their election-rigging plot, so Sisolak simply refuses to respond to reopening questions or plans.

The silence has lead the best Vegas strip clubs, along with every other business in town, to consult their lawyers, who are telling them that if they simply go ahead and reopen, they would likely win in court.  That’s because businesses that defied shutdowns and reopened in other states have mostly been winning in court.

The main reason the Vegas strip clubs haven’t already reopened is that they are trying to maintain good relations with local politicians who are also owned by the DNC and could make life difficult in lots of other ways.

It’s possible that Vegas will not return to normal until we’ve gone through a couple of elections and replaced all these crooks.

More Vegas Strip Clubs Reopen Without Girls

Watch for the Return of the B Girl

Centerfolds and Chicas Bonitas have joined Play It Again, Sam in reopening as bars, with no dancers in the clubs.  Pretty much every Vegas strip club is considering doing the same thing.

Right now there aren’t any dancers even on stage because live entertainment is prohibited in Vegas, even with a Plexiglas barrier around the stage.  After all, those China Cooties might have developed jet propulsion!  If live entertainment ever becomes allowed again, the clubs could have dancers on stage, though still likely not in laps.

If Sisolak keeps obeying DNC instructions to stop further reopening, I wouldn’t be surprised to see the return of the B girl soon.

In my post on the original Crazy Horse Saloon strip club in Vegas, I wrote about what the B girl scene was like in the mob-owned Vegas strip clubs of the mid-’80s.  The strippers at the clubs back then would dance topless on stage, but they didn’t sell lap dances or private shows.  Instead, when they came off stage they would sit in your booth with you and hustle drinks.

Each dancer was required to buy a certain number of drinks per hour or get some guys to buy the drinks for her.  The drinks had to be alcohol, not a Coke or a water, and she was required to actually drink them.

If you tipped a dancer extra on top of buying her a drink, she’d wriggle around at the table for you and pull out the waistband of her g-string to show you her bush.

The way B girls have worked in other places than Vegas strip clubs in the ’80s were that the girls would pose as customers.  A girl would flirt with you and you’d buy her a drink. She’d order a high-end drink with expensive booze, but the bartender would serve her a watered-down drink with cheap booze.  The guy buying the drinks would be fantasizing about getting her tipsy enough to get her back to his hotel that night, while all along she was stone-cold sober.

The bartender would split her bar tab with her at the end of the night.

It still goes on at bars and nightclubs all over the country, and nobody has prettier, more charming girls than the Vegas strip clubs.  Even a Democrat governor can’t stop a guy from buying a pretty girl a drink.





The Antifa Takeover of a Seattle Neighborhood

A Resident of the Neighborhood Describes His Terror

Antifa are the Democrat Party’s Shock Troops

I don’t know if people realize that the six-square-block area of Seattle seized by Antifa a week ago was an actual neighborhood, filled with thousands of residents. It wasn’t some deserted wasteland on the bad end of downtown. It was a place filled with thriving businesses and houses and apartment buildings where people still live.

Then Antifa showed up. Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the Democrat Party.  It commits violence against Democrats’ political opponents.  It is funded by Democrats, encouraged by Democrats, deployed by Democrats, and provided with moral cover by Democrats.  It is much like the Nazi Sturmabteilung (literally, the Storm Detachment, also known as the “brownshirts”) that helped Hitler rise to power.

Kristallnacht (the Night of Broken Glass) was carried out by the Sturmabteilung while German authorities looked on without intervening.

I have described Antifa’s history of violence over the past four years in some detail here, in my post on the Democrats’ election year insurrection.  Just like the German authorities on Kristallnacht, we’ve seen Democrat mayors and governors allow Antifa to rampage unimpeded.

“It was Like the Sign of the Devil”

In the video below, one of the residents of the Seattle area now under Antifa occupation describes in detail how Antifa overcame the police and took control of his neighborhood.  He says the assault was clearly well-planned and organized.  They had clearly mapped out the locations of defensive positions, like dumpsters.  He describes the communication equipment of the Antifa forces.  He describes the oven mitts they pulled out to throw tear gas canisters back at police.

As Antifa was steadily advancing on police, one of the Antifa leaders kept saying calmly to police over his loudspeaker, “Pull out your guns and commit suicide,” over and over and over.  The white liberal upper middle class witness below says, “It was like the sign of the devil.”

He says the war went on all night long before the police line gave way and law enforcement abandoned the neighborhood.  The mayor and governor refused to call in the National Guard.

“My own government, that I fully supported, abandoned me,” this resident says.  He called the Democrat governor’s office and had to sit through a two-minute recording about how to report businesses that were violating the governor’s Bat Plague shutdown order.  Finally, he reached a staffer who listened to his account of what was happening, then said, “All I can do is refer you to the governor’s earlier remarks.  Don’t make this personal.”

Businesses in the Neighborhood are Colluding with Antifa

He says he’s been terrified ever since, unable to sleep.  He says he hears gunfire and screams every night, and not protest screams, but screams of terror.  He says businesses in the zone that remain open are actively supporting Antifa, and banning legal neighborhood residents from their properties.

If a banned legal resident goes to another business in the neighborhood, he will find he is blacklisted everywhere.  The witness speaking in the video below is getting threatening messages himself.

It’s worth listening to the full video below.

What’s happening right now is not protests, people.  It is not “civil unrest.”  It’s not election-year dirty tricks.  This is a full-out assault by the Democrat Party on America.

I’ve gotten another warning like I got about DC a week or so ago. A reliable source says to tell loved ones in cities where there’s been heavy recent rioting to stockpile some food and water and stay away from any protests for at least the next week.

Las Vegas does not appear to be on the list of potential targets.

As with the DC plan, which failed, superiors have already been alerted.

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