Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs

A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Porn Temptresses Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Island Girl Michelle Maylene and Luscious Sofi Ryan at Sapphire

Sofi Ryan

Sofi Ryan at Sapphire Saturday

September 28-30 will be happy hunting for guys looking for XXX stars in the best Vegas strip clubs, which is a much better place to find them than on your laptop screen, because in Vegas you can get these babes alone in the VIP for some one-on-one fun.

At Sapphire, on Friday, September 29, the exotic (French/Hawaiian/Filipina) Michelle Maylene will be featured on stage starting at 11:30 pm and available for private dances throughout the night. Michelle has been in some of the craziest porn flicks ever made, including College Coeds vs Zombie Housewives and Hot Body Naked Bowling Battle.

On Saturday at Sapphire starting at 11:30 pm, the luscious Sofi Ryan will be on the hot body menu. Sofi’s a relative newcomer to porn who’s mostly been featured in xxx-TV series, including Sneaky Sex and Lubed.   Read more…

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, September 22

Full Nude, Full Bar, Wildest Strip Club Stage Show in Vegas

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Scarlett Dances at Palomino Club

  For the first time in weeks, there will be no combat sports screening parties this weekend at the top Las Vegas strip clubs.  That means it’s a perfect weekend for what the clubs do best—providing hot babes for erotic entertainment.

Nobody does that better than Palomino, where every dancer is a knockout. This is one of very few clubs in Vegas where any dancer in the place could qualify to be a TVO Dancer of the Month.

To get an idea of the dancer quality, check out our photo galleries of Renee, Valentina and Red, all recent TVO Dancers of the Month from Palomino.  Read more…

Amateur Nights in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Little Darlings Vegas Wet T-shirt Contest

Little Darlings Contestant Getting Wetted Down

Vegas strip clubs use amateur contests to audition dancers.  You don’t have to want a job at the strip club to participate or win, but most contestants are girls who are hoping to land a job.

That’s what makes the contests fun to watch. The prize money and the possibility of landing a new career means the contestants really give it their all. In most cases, the only requirement for entrants is that they have valid photo ID showing their age.

There are three weekly amateur competitions in the Vegas strip clubs right now, and all have been running for years. Read more…

Straight from the Russian Circus to the Vegas Strip Clubs

For a Limited Time Only:  Russian Acrobat Mystic Performs a Topless Sword-Balancing Act at Legends Room

Legends Room Las Vegas dancer MysticTall, blue-eyed Russian acrobat Mystic, who has gallons of beautiful naturally-blonde hair, has been performing since she was seven years old, traveling the world with the Russian circus.

But for now, she’s performing at the Legends Room for an awestruck audience.  I was at the club Friday night and the dollars were raining down.

What does a circus performer do in a Las Vegas strip club?

How about a sword-balancing act? Or, better yet, a topless sword-balancing act?

Legends Room Las Vegas stripperAt any moment, that sword could come plunging down and she’d be not only topless, but headless!

And what’s a lap dance with a Russian acrobat like?  Let’s just say Mystic is limber, can make any move you can imagine, and finishes the dance with a little circus flourish.   Read more…