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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Sapphire’s Sweet 16 Anniversary Bash!
Free Food! Free Booze! Hot Babes!

Sapphire Las Vegas stripper photo

Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem

On Thursday, December 13 (tomorrow night!), from 7 – 9 pm, Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club is celebrating its sixteenth anniversary party. Sapphire’s annual birthday bash is the one Vegas strip club party I never miss. It’s two hours of gourmet eats and high-end booze — all 100% FREE — with live performances by Hardnox and Boogie Knights.  Plus, the club will be full of the hottest babes in Vegas.

Bring your appetite because the food this year is provided by the Sapphire Grill, El Dorado Cantina, Zenshin Asian Restaurant and Pinkbox Doughnuts. There will be lots of candy and dessert treats of all kinds. Expect multiple buffets and food tables scattered around the club with everything served at the proper temperature by a professional catering staff and gorgeous servers.

The liquid refreshment sponsors include: Hennessy, Jack Daniels, Patron, Jagermeister, Bacardi, Campari, Belvedere, Grey Goose, Martini & Rossi, Jevo, Ambros Banana Whiskey and Red Bull. The liquor is all on the house. Everything is all you can eat and drink.

The party is free, provided you arrive in Sapphire’s free limo or your own transportation (not a cab, not Uber, and not a casino limo). So if you need a ride, call for the complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 or reserve the limo and check out the club’s package deals at Sapphire’s website here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Warm Up Your December Nights with Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Bad Girl/Nice Girl JoJo Kiss at Little Darlings

jojo kiss at little darlings las vegas

JoJo Kiss at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Vegas is featuring porn princess JoJo Kiss, star of more than 50 XXX flicks, including The Young Ones, Cute Little Things, Bad Girls Boot Camp and Nice Girls Swallow, on both Friday and Saturday nights (Dec 14-15). JoJo will be doing two stage sets each night after 11 pm.  She’ll be available for private nude VIP shows with her fans when she’s not on stage.

There’s no alcohol served at Little Darlings, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. All dancers get totally nude not only on stage but in all one-on-one private dances starting with $20 lap dances.  This is the only strip club in Vegas where all $20 lap dances take place in one-on-one booths, not out on the main floor. High-mileage private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private VIP show prices in Las Vegas.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the club’s free limo.  You’ll be asked to show the discount slider at the club’s website at the door.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+  

Other Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Week

Hustler Club Vegas is featuring XXX star Kenna James on Thursday, Friday & Saturday nights (Dec 13-15). Kenna will be doing two stage sets each night, starting at 11 pm. Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab, or $40 if you arrive by the club limo (you get two drinks with that). Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores Vegas presents porn babe Brett Rossi on Friday & Saturday night (Dec 13-14) for the club’s official NFR after party. Half-price bottles with your NFR badge. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse 3 is hosting a birthday party for adult film star Sarah Jessie on Friday night (Dec 15). They’re offering a $329 package that includes a call brand bottle and unlimited mixers, plus transportation, entry, and a personal meet & greet with Sarah. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, December 7

Treasures — Where Luxury Intersects with Lust

  Treasures Las Vegas is all about luxury. The dripping-with-wealth decor is accentuated by the club’s dripping-with-sex selection of dancers. For a night to remember, sample a few high-mileage lap dances in the main room, then pick your favorite for a girlfriend experience.

Treasures is the only Vegas strip club with a gourmet steak house where you can invite a dancer to dine with you. She’ll dress up for a flirtatious dinner date and afterwards she’ll take you upstairs where the plush VIP rooms are located, so you can undress her for your after-dinner entertainment.

From 4 – 6 pm, all domestics and wells are just $1 each. From 6 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price. Treasures’ VIP dinner packages (and other package deals) can be reserved online at the Treasures website. Take advantage of their free limo transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package deal.

If you’re in Vegas from out-of-town, you should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. Don’t risk driving in drunken Vegas on a weekend night. Let the club’s limo pick you up and when you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.

Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings.  Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs For NFR Fans

Adorable Porn Princess Elsa Jean Gets Naked at Little Darlings

Elsa Jean at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Cute Little Elsa Jean

On both Friday and Saturday nights (Dec 7-8), Little Darlings Las Vegas is featuring porn newcomer Elsa Jean on stage starting after 11 pm. If you’ve seen any of Elsa Jean’s sizzling XXX flicks, like Cute Little Things, Daddy’s Little Doll, or (my favorite) Devil Inside, you won’t want to miss seeing her live on stage. And you definitely don’t want to pass up a chance to get her alone for more intimate naked fun.

Because no alcohol is served at Little D’s, the dancers get fully nude, so you will see Elsa Jean in all her nubile glory. She may look young and innocent, but take her into one of Little Darlings’ VIP rooms and let her show you the Devil Inside.  Or — better yet — get a 100% private nude bedroom dance from her.  Yes, that’s you and naked Elsa alone in a bed in a room you have all to yourselves.

Customers and dancers here only have to be 18+ and these are some of the cutest girls you’ll see anywhere. All of them are available for one-on-one nude dances, something you can’t get for any price in the major topless clubs. And if you like privacy when you’re with a naked girl, even the $20 lap dances take place in one-on-one booths at this club. High-mileage bedroom dance prices start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private VIP room price in Vegas.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the club’s free limo.  (They may require you to show this offer on the club’s website at the door.)

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Adriana Chechik and Alexis Texas Rock at Sapphire

Adriana Chechik at Sapphire Las Vegas

Adriana Chechik at Sapphire Friday

It’s National Finals Rodeo time (Dec 6-15) in Las Vegas, so for the benefit of all the cowboys and cowgirls in town, there will be lots of XXX stars in the strip clubs. Here’s what’s happening at Las Vegas’ largest gentlemen’s club:

At Sapphire Las Vegas, porn stars happen every weekend and this coming weekend they’ve got two of the tastiest treats in the biz.

On Friday, December 7, Adriana Chechik, star of The Maniac Masseuse and Yoga Butt Sluts, will be starting her stage performances at 11:30 pm, then luring fans into getting up-close-and-physical with her in Sapphire’s VIP rooms.

Alexis Texas at Sapphire Las Vegas

Alexis Texas at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday, December 8, porn goddess Alexis Texas, star of Bubble Butt Babysitters and Buttwoman, will also be doing both stage sets and one-on-one VIP room shows for her fans.  Alexis is widely considered to have the finest derrière in the  business.  Isn’t it time you experienced it in your lap?

Your best shot at getting either porn babe into your lap is by reserving a seat at either Adriana’s or Alexis’ personal tables with a two-hour open bar for $135. This is where they hang out driving men insane with lust when they come off stage, trying to find cool guys to fool around with in private. “Cool” means you didn’t blow all your Vegas mad money on craps and blackjack.

With that package, you get free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, and Sapphire’s famous VIP treatment. You’ll find this package and other porn star packages (including private dinner dates with the stars!) at Sapphire’s club website.

Because Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law, a lot of guys come to Sapphire for infamous all-night lap dance orgy. Bring twenties and you’ll have a ball with 400+ stacked and gorgeous babes. But get the solo dude package for $65, which includes a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot and — most importantly — a reserved VIP seat. At peak hours, you’ll need that reserved seat to be able to sit down. You’ll also find bottle and group packages through that link.  All of Sapphire’s package deals include a discount on drinks, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and full Vegas-style host service.

Sapphire is always one of the best Vegas gentlemen’s clubs on any budget (if you do it right). If you’re planning a later trip to Vegas, check out our calendar of Sapphire’s upcoming porn star entertainers. Topless, full bar, 21+

Carmen Caliente Heats Up the Night at Scores

At Scores Vegas, on both Thursday and Friday nights (Dec 6-7), Carmen Caliente will be the featured hostess of Scores Official NFR After Party. Get half-price bottles all night with your NFR badge. Topless, full bar, 21+