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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Strip Club Fight Viewing Parties for UFC 223

The Wrestler vs The Striker

Holloway vs Kabib UFC 223UFC 223 is this Saturday, April 7, and one of the most exciting matches on the main card is between Khabib Nurmagomedov, a Russian streetfighter raised in war-torn Dagestan, and proud Native Hawaiian/Samoan Max Holloway, one of Khabib’s toughest possible match-ups.

Khabib is known for his perfect 25-0 fight record and savage wrestling attack.  Holloway, the current featherweight champ, is coming off back-to-back knockout wins.  The winner of this epic battle will be the new undisputed lightweight champ.

Khabib has by far the best takedown rate of the ranked lightweights, with 68% of his total fight time spent on top of his opponent on the ground.  Meanwhile, Holloway has stopped 83% of his opponents’ takedown attempts, and has not been taken down since 2014.

The key to this match will be Khabib trying to take the fight to the ground and Holloway trying to keep the fight on the feet. Both excel at pounding their opponents into oblivion from their favored position.

As always, man-on-man combat sports go better with topless babes in your lap. Here are the Vegas strip club UFC 223 fight viewing parties.   Read more…

Meet Elektra of Palomino Club, Our April Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month

Exotic Elektra, a Hungarian and African-American beauty, is a local girl, born and raised right here in Las Vegas. She dances exclusively at Palomino Club, the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with fully-nude dancers that serves alcohol.

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper photo

Elektra is dancing her way through college as she pursues a degree in criminal justice. She’s athletic, loves animals and wants to help make the world a better place.

With a smile that lights up a room and a body to die for, Elektra has been selected as TVO’s April 2018 Dancer of the Month. You’ll find Elektra at Palomino just about every night and always on weekends.

Palomino is one of our top picks for the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

All photos of Elektra by Michael Maze. Click on the pics in our photo gallery below the fold to enlarge.

You may also be interested in our Gallery of All Las Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

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Mega Porn Goddesses Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Brett Rossi

Brett Rossi at Sapphire Friday

Some of porn’s biggest names will be appearing in the Vegas strip clubs this coming Friday and Saturday nights (April 6-7). If you’ve ever dreamed of getting up-close-and-physical with an uninhibited porn favorite, this is the weekend for you. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in the Las Vegas strip clubs and Sapphire offers complete privacy in their luxurious VIP Skyboxes.

Charlie Sheen’s Ex Plus Star of Big Naturals at Sapphire

On Friday night, April 6, Sapphire — the world’s largest gentlemen’s club — is featuring Charlie Sheen’s ex-fiancée, the busty blonde Brett Rossi. You may recall seeing Brett in such tender XXX romances as Bondage Tongue Bath and Nice Shoes … Wanna Fuck? It was flicks like those that made Charlie say I gotta marry that girl! Fortunately for us guys, Brett got tired of Charlie. Now all she wants to do is fool around with horny guys in strip clubs.

Porn Star Lana Rhoades is Appearing at Sapphire Las Vegas

Lana Rhoades at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday, April 7, sultry Lana Rhoades, star of the XXX TV series Big Naturals, will be getting down and dirty at Sapphire.

Lana is a rarity in the porn scene because her big titties are all Lana, not made from silicone. She just turned 21 last year and she is an absolute doll.  If you’ve seen her in A Taste of Kink, or her newest blockbuster, Lana Rhoades Unleashed, you know she’s also wilder than any girl you’ve ever had a date with.

If you want to lock up first flirting rights between Brett’s or Lana’s stage sets, you can reserve a seat at their private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. Or, if you’re a particular devotee, you can reserve a private dinner date with either of them in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. These and other porn star packages at Sapphire are available online here.

Or get a solo package starting at $65 (you’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). I always recommend a package at Sapphire because without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s famous royalty treatment.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

Porn stars appear at Sapphire every weekend. If you’re coming to town later, check out our continually-updated Sapphire’s future porn star schedule.

Bonnie Rotten at Hustler Club

Hustler Club Las Vegas will be featuring porn legend Bonnie Rotten on stage both Friday and Saturday nights (April 6-7), with two shows each night starting 11 pm. Bonnie will also be available for private VIP dances. $50 cover or free for locals with a Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Easter Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 30

Palomino Club — The Only Vegas Nude Club with a Full Bar

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino is the Vegas nude club for all the guys who think pussy is beautiful and shouldn’t be covered up when you’re drinking and partying with beautiful strippers.

The fully-nude stage show here is dazzling, with multiple dancers on multiple stages getting naked, doing sizzling leg-spreading floor work, and flying around the stripper poles.  Think 135+ 8s, 9s and 10s putting on an erotic circus.

And the best part about Palomino’s full-nude policy is that the dancers get naked not only on stage but in the club’s curtained VIP booths and private bedrooms.  Fully-nude high-mileage private-booth dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab required).

Drink prices here are a friendly $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles, even for out-of-state guests.  That’s roughly half what most Vegas topless clubs charge.  And groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also an ideal strip club night out for couples, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…