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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Georgia Reopens Completely – Will Nevada?

Even Conventions and Concerts Can Resume

Will the Nevada Governor Fully Reopen This State or Follow DNC Orders for its Destruction?

While the Democrat governors of Oregon and Washington and other Democrat-controlled states have issued new ScaryVirus lockdown orders — for everyone but Antifa and BLM rioters and residents of Antifastan in the former city of Seattle — Governor Kemp of Georgia is lifting the last of the state’s Bat Plague restrictions.

Effective June 16 there will be no limits on the number of dine-in customers at restaurants or indoor movie theaters.

Effective July 1 conventions can resume and live performance venues can reopen.

The Democrats need to keep their China Cooties hoax going because mail-in voting is pretty much the only vote fraud method they have left with the potential to deliver sufficient fraudulent votes for them to actually take the White House and retain control of the House.  They need massive vote fraud because, if you correct for the ridiculous Democrat-skewed demographics of recent polls, Trump is leading Biden by 10 to 14 points.

And Democrats delivered Minnesota to the Republicans yesterday when the Minneapolis City Council voted unanimously to disband the police. In the past seven days, 18.6% of the properties in Minneapolis were put up for sale.

So Will the Nevada Governor Reopen or Destroy the State?

Here we are at another critical decision point and Democrat Nevada Governor Sisolak is once again hiding in his bunker.  The Moron of the North said on May 29 that he hoped to move into Phase 3 of reopening within 2-3 weeks.  Two weeks was last night.  Three weeks is up this coming Friday.

To get an idea of what Sisolak will do, friend of TVO Aaron reports, and I’ve confirmed, that there was supposed to be live music at the Fremont Street Experience last night, but the governor threw a fit at the last minute and got it cancelled.  So Fremont Street remains just a light show that everybody has already seen.

Sisolak is no doubt getting tremendous pressure from the DNC to stop any further reopening.  But as long as he keeps the current WuFlu restrictions in place, tourism will remain low.  Rooms at mid-Strip hotels are going for $19 a night right now, half the bars on the Strip are permanently closed, and tourism pays half of Nevada’s state budget.

State and local budget cuts here are already at 20% for the fiscal year that starts in July.  Sisolak either starts reopening shows, nightclubs and the Vegas strip clubs and ends the killjoy casino restrictions or the state dies.

The Democrats Plan to Riot and Lock Us Down Until We Submit

In her younger years, my wife worked for two communist-run union locals, and when I say “communist-run,” I’m not being rhetorical.  The locals were run and staffed by members of the Communist Party USA or the Revolutionary Communist Party.  My wife says the Democrats’ Bat Plague lockdowns and Antifa riots are classic Alinsky — exactly the type of operation she was required to carry out as an organizer for those locals.

After organizing the nurse’s aides at a nursing home, when contract negotiations were beginning, she was ordered to organize the aides to march through the corridors of the nursing home screaming and banging on pots and pans and setting off firecrackers — a sort of Antifa riot within the halls of the facility.  The idea was to terrify the residents and their families and management so completely that management would just cave in to the commie union’s demands.

She says the tactics never worked.  The nurse’s aides loved the patients.  They were genuinely caring people who not only didn’t want to traumatize their patients, but who were in agony about any action that kept the aides from caring for them.

And if my wife could somehow get a minority of the aides to join in the action, management would just dig in its heels and refuse to sign any contract.  Sometimes they would just shut the workplace down rather than deal with the commies.  Sometimes they would drag the bargaining out until they could insist on another election and get the workers to vote the union out.

But commies never learn.

My wife says radical Democrats actually believe they are winning right now.  They believe they can get the entire country to submit to their rule just to get peace again.

That is the plan, so we probably have a long fight ahead of us.

First Las Vegas Strip Club Reopens . . .

Without Girls

Play It Again, Sam, a friendly Las Vegas locals’ titty bar, has reopened without titties.

They have reopened as a bar.  They still offer 25¢ bar-top video poker and that’s why they were allowed to reopen — they have a gaming license.  In fact, their best game, 7/5 Bonus Poker, is about 1% better than the best game at most other bars in Vegas.

But there are no dancers on the stage and no girls available for lap dances and private-room shows.

The girls will reportedly return in Stage 4, when the Nevada governor and DNC give up on their Bat Plague election-rigging hoax and allow the Vegas strip clubs to reopen.  Nevada is in Stage 2 right now with no sign whatsoever that we will be advancing to Stage 3 anytime soon.

Play It Again, Sam was a place where regulars would stop in on their way home from work for what amounted to a weekly date with their own special favorite girls.  There are some lonely men in Vegas right now.

When Will the Vegas Strip Clubs Reopen?

Latest Word on the Las Vegas Strip Clubs

There Will Be 4th of July Fireworks Downtown & at Red Rock Resort but Still Not Confirmed for the Strip

The other day I confirmed reports that Las Vegas’ preeminent booby playland, Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club, is testing employees for Bat Plague “in anticipation of good news from the governor.”

Now I’ve been hearing back from my beloved Palomino Club and the other top Las Vegas strip clubs on their reopening plans.  Everyone’s either in contact with the governor’s people or in contact with someone who is in contact with the governor’s people, but nobody except possibly Sapphire has heard anything back from the governor on their reopening proposals.

In other words, Sisolak is back in his bunker again.

I won’t reveal the strip club owners’ and managers’ opinions of alleged wife-beater Sisolak, the Human Loaf of Wonder Bread, other than to say I was discreetly encouraged by some to more fully express my own opinions of the Moron of the North.

My hypothesis is that Sapphire is trying to get the governor to at least start thinking about reopening Vegas nightclubs and strip clubs.  They are doing that by testing employees, making soothing sounds about masks, and generally showing there is nothing to fear so long as Antifa remains in their new Warlordship of CHAZ in the former city of Seattle.

More Vegas Fireworks Confirmed for 4th of July

I’ve already reported that Red Rock Resort on the west side of Vegas has confirmed they’ll be doing their usual 4th of July fireworks display.

Now the Plaza has confirmed they’ll be doing a fireworks show downtown.

Still waiting on Caesars’ announcement for the Strip.

Man Robs New York New York Casino

A man robbed the main cashier cage at New York New York Casino last night at 2 am.

The police have not disclosed any details about the methods he used, but what do you want to bet he was wearing a Bat Plague mask?

Poor guy was caught at 3:45 am, so those masks truly are good for nothing.

Hawaii Screws Las Vegas

The Democrat Hawaii Gov. David Ige extended the state’s mandatory 14-day China Cooties quarantine for all arriving travelers yesterday.  The new extension lasts through July 31.  Tourism to Hawaii is down by 99.5%.

That’s bad for downtown Vegas casinos, which rely heavily on tourism from Hawaii.  Nobody wants to come to Vegas for a week only to face a two week quarantine when they get home.

So Main Street Station Casino is likely to stay closed through at least the end of July.

I will be adding to this post throughout the day.

How to Profit from Bat Plague Vegas

You Have Bargaining Power in Vegas Right Now

The Pool at Red Rock Yesterday

Friends who look for every angle are reporting that they’ve been able to get resort fees removed from their Vegas hotel bills at check-out.

And it’s a great time to get a room upgraded to a suite upon arrival.

Other friends who play at the bottom end of high-roller status have been able to get loss rebates at the Vegas casinos for the first time.  The going rate seems to be 5% for people who weren’t already getting 10% or more before Bat Plague.

Although pool lines were horrible over opening weekend due to governor-ordered Bat Plague capacity reductions, weekdays are fantastic at the casino hotel pools right now.  You will find roughly a dozen people sunning wherever you go.  You may have the entire pool to yourself.

Ask in Advance About Covid Surcharges

Many Las Vegas restaurants and nightclubs are adding ScaryVirus surcharges of 3-15% to customers’ bills right now.  That money doesn’t go to the waitress.  It goes to the restaurant or club.

If you usually just pay your bill without looking it over, you’ll suddenly find yourself paying more than you expected.

At most places the surcharge is optional, so you can ask to have it removed if you spot it.  But I’m hearing about some places where it’s mandatory.

However, if you ask about a surcharge before you sit down, they will almost always agree to waive it.

Nightclubs are sometimes calling the WuFlu surcharge a “venue” or “service” fee, while some restaurants on the Strip are calling it a “CNF” or “concession” fee.  Lotus of Siam now adds an optional 3 percent fee to offset the cost of health insurance for its staff.

Restaurants and nightclubs that are actually owned by the casinos themselves, like casino coffee shops, are not adding the surcharges.  But you’ll find them at restaurants inside casinos that are managed by someone else, like Mon Ami Gabi at Paris and Joe’s Stone Crab in the Forum Shops.

In other words, resort fee type surcharges are now spreading around Las Vegas.  Locals already know to get them waived, but visitors from out of town can get them waived too.

More Live Music Showing Up Around Vegas

I’ve already mentioned that Big Elvis returns to Harrah’s Monday, Wednesday and Friday afternoons starting this Friday, and that there’s live music at the Tuscany.  You can find it at the Celebrity Piano Bar and the Copa Room.

But at Bellagio, the Mayfair Club dinner show is up and running as well, with two singers backed by a live band (no dancers for now). In Bellagio’s lobby, the piano players at the Petrossian Bar are back.

Reopenings are Getting Moved Up

Luxor and the shops (officially The Shoppes) at Mandalay Bay Place reopen a week earlier than planned on June 25. Aria, Mandalay Bay, and Four Seasons reopen July 1.

It looks like the Palms is accepting reservations for weekends starting now.

The new steakhouse at Flamingo, Bugsy and Meyer’s, has moved up its opening from July to this Friday, June 12.

The local news has been running stories about the lack of a China Cooties flare-up since the reopening of the casinos.  The mood has definitely shifted here.

Mirage to be Sold?

Mirage is one of the few Vegas casinos to not even be hinting at reopening.

Rumors are flying that it will eventually reopen under new owners.

4th of July Fireworks Confirmed

Fourth of July fireworks at Red Rock Resort, on the west side of Vegas, are confirmed.

Waiting to hear about fireworks plans at Caesars.

I will add to this post throughout the day as more news comes in.

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