A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


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Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul in the Vegas Strip Clubs

So far, two Las Vegas strip clubs have announced viewing parties for the Mayweather/Paul fiasco exhibition fight on Sunday, June 6. I thought the Jake Paul/Ben Askren matchup was nutty, but this Mayweather/Logan Paul fight is even screwier that that. Logan Paul, in case you don’t follow the YouTube fight scene, is Jake Paul’s big brother. But let’s look at the stats.

Mayweather is 50-0-0 and has never been seriously hurt in the ring. Some consider him the best fighter of all time, though at 44, he has been mostly retired since 2015. Granted, he did have that fluke fight with Conor McGregor in 2017.

Logan Paul’s record, by comparison, is 0-1-0, which is to say he’s had one fight in his “career” and he lost. Logan, however, is only 26 and stands 6’2″ as opposed to Mayweather’s 5’8″ stature. I don’t believe Floyd has ever fought a man with such a height advantage.

But why is this event even happening? Money. The public is crying for crazy entertainment. Mayweather is always fun to watch. Logan Paul, like Jake Paul, is a one-man clown show. Right now, the oddsmakers have Mayweather as a -1500 favorite, with Paul the underdog at +700. But those odds are skewed by the early bettors who jumped on Paul bets when the opening line on Floyd was -5000! The oddsmakers believe Floyd is a 99.9% favorite.

Whatever, it should be a good show and it will definitely be a much bettor show with a topless babe in your lap. This is a Showtime PPV event, so you can have the same fun at home for $49.95, assuming you’ve got a topless babe at home. Otherwise . . .

Sapphire will be screening this event in their 300-seat Showroom. They have numerous fight night package deals available on their website here, or call for reservations, complimentary limo, or more info at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club will also be screening this fight. No details on their website. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tuesday Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

If the Drinks Are Cheap, It Must Be Tuesday!

I don’t know what it is about Tuesdays, but the Vegas strip clubs often run some of their best drink deals on Tuesday nights. Here’s a rundown of what some of the clubs are advertising for tonight:

Deja Vu Showgirls has the granddaddy of all Tuesday promotions. They’ve been featuring “$2 Tuesdays” for as long as I can remember, with all drinks (well and call drinks) and beers (domestic and foreign), just $2 all night long. This deal is good for both locals and out-of-staters. If you like to indulge in highend booze at a ridiculously low price, this is a great deal. Wines, champagnes and super premium liquors are excluded. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club — a sister club to Deja Vu — is apparently now matching Deja Vu’s two-buck deal on Tuesday nights. Call the club for reservations, more info or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re looking for a good deal on cheap eats, Crazy Horse III now celebrates “Taco Tuesdays.” All night long, you can get 3 tacos for $3, choice of pork, chicken or carne asada, mix and match. Call 702-673- 1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret now features “Tequila Tuesdays.” Tequila shots and all Tequila drinks are just $5 all night long. Call (702) 767-8757 for the complimentary house limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks is advertising “Two for Tuesdays,” with all drinks and drafts two for the price of one. This is a friendly locals club on the east edge of Vegas near Henderson, now open 7 days a week.  Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Monday Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

It’s a Great Night for Vegas Locals!

Little Darlings has free admission for locals (must show NV ID) all day, all night, every Monday. This is fully nude dancing on stage and in the VIP rooms. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Monday is locals night at Centerfolds. Locals get $2 drinks and $100 select bottles all night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

It’s locals and industry night at Palomino Club, with $100 select bottles all night. This is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers. See the club’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

On Mondays, Hustler Club has what they call their Menage a Trois deal — three specials: 2-for-1 drinks; 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; and half-price champagne. (You don’t have to be a local for Hustler’s Monday special.) Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks has 20-minute VIP room shows for $100 (with a 2-drink min). Standard in Vegas strip clubs is 9-10 minutes (3 songs) for $100. (You don’t have to be a local for Minks’ Monday special.) Minks is now open 7 days a week. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Memorial Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Is Las Vegas Almost Normal Again? (Normal for Vegas, that is?)

Palomino’s Patriotic Reagan Reilly

Memorial Day, May 31, is on a Monday this year, so that means the Vegas strip clubs will be packed for a long party weekend — Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Unfortunately, the full relaxing of Covid restrictions goes into effect on Tuesday, June 1, the day after the long weekend. Who dreamed up this plan?

FYI, here’s the official announcement from Clark County.

Although it states that “fully vaccinated people no longer need to wear a mask or social distance in any setting,” there will be no proof of vaccination required by the Vegas strip clubs, casinos, or other establishments. So, you won’t need to carry a vax “passport” or the official card they’ve been passing out to vaxees at the vax centers.

I’m not sure how the strip clubs will deal with the current restrictions that supposedly stay in place until June 1, still at 80% capacity limits and masks required to enter establishments and walk around when you’re not eating or drinking. Hopefully, everyone will just act like it’s already June 1 on Friday, April 30 (but I’d carry a mask if I were you, just in case).

I get lots of questions regarding the Vegas lap dance scene, as wild, full-contact lap dances are what the Vegas strip clubs have been most famous for the last couple decades. I suspect the lap dancing will return in force come June 1, but I’m not sure about the coming weekend. Sorry guys, I’m waiting eagerly for all of your reports. It may turn out that the following weekend (June 4-6) will be the one where the Vegas lap dance scene returns to normal.

In any case, here’s a quick rundown of what the strip clubs have announced so far for Memorial Day weekend:

Deja Vu Showgirls‘ Memorial Day weekend specials include $25 buckets of Bud and Bud Light on Saturday night, $99 select bottles on Sunday night, and $7 shots of Patron on Monday night. Free admission for active military all three nights. Call (702) 894-4167 for the free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is featuring Instagram model Konstantina Gianni on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. (She’s a model, but maybe she’ll dance, or at least take most of her clothes off.) Free admission for active military all three nights and open bar for locals on Sunday night. Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, the Sexxy After Dark show starts at 9 pm. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds has been advertising a “Burlesque After Dark” show on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights at 11 pm. Also, on both Sunday and Monday nights, they feature select bottles for $100. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club is back to full nude stage shows and private room shows. Sunday nights are locals night, with select bottles priced at $100 for locals. The patriotic Reagan Reilly will be performing on stage and in the VIPs on Thurs, Fri, Sat & Sun. Check out all of the club’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings has not announced any Memorial Day specials, but if you like fully nude dancers and you’re 18+, you should note that active military are always free at Little D’s. And locals are always free on Mondays. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Minks has not announced any Memorial Day specials, but you should remember that every Monday, the club features $100 20-minute private VIP room dances. Best VIP room deal in town. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire is open every night from 8 pm – 4 am. I get a lot of question regarding when the club will go back to 24/7 hours of operation, and if and when the weekend porn star features will be starting up again. The club has made no announcements so far regarding those issues. Let’s see what June brings. Call 702-869-0003 for more info/limo. reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire’s Topless Pool will be open Memorial Day weekend on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, per usual, from noon to 6 pm. Not open on Memorial Day itself. The club announces the DJs, but I doubt TVO readers care who’s laying down the beats. We’re all waiting for the return of the porn babes! So far, no news. On Sunday, May 30, there is a “Body Shots” release party for JZL, a photographer/videographer/Instgram star who shoots hot models. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other clubs that are open, but have made no announcements of events or specials for Memorial Day are:  Crazy Horse IIISpearmint RhinoTreasuresScores, and Play It Again Sam. All topless, full bar, 21+

I will post more information as I get it.