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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Where’s Snyder?

Okay, guys, I’ve been missing from this site for a while, and I will continue to be missing. It’s been a tough decision to make, but I’m hanging it up.

The truth is:  I’m 74 years old and the Vegas strip club scene is too late night for me. I want to go to bed early. I hate driving at night, then getting home and finding I can’t sleep because of the coffee I drank so I could drive with my eyes open. I’m just not interested in working that hard anymore, even to watch hot babes dancing around with their clothes off. (Maybe now you’ll start to understand what it is to be 74 years old!)

If you’re an ambitious young writer who’s looking for an unusual gig and you’re willing to start as an intern and work for commission (and you’re a really good writer), Huntington Press might have an opening for you.

For now, I will continue to moderate and post the comments and questions you leave on this site, and hopefully other TVO readers will engage in conversation and answer any questions if possible. If you can post trip reports about the clubs you visited, I’m sure others here will appreciate it.

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Tuesday Night Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Tuesday night in the Vegas strip clubs means special prices for both locals and out-of-staters. These are the clubs running great Tuesday deals:

Deja Vu Showgirls promotion is the original “$2 Tuesday” with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and imported beers, just $2 each all night long.  Doors open at 6 pm and the $2 special is good all night (the club closes at 4 am). Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club also has a “$2 Tuesday” promotion with well and call drinks, plus all domestic and import beer just two bucks each all night long. (Ultra premium liquors excluded.) Also, on Tuesday nights, Hustler has a closeup magician, Rodney Reyes, in the house to entertain guests tableside.  For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret features a “Tequila Tuesday” special with all Tequila drinks and Tequila shots just $5 all night long. Locals (with NV ID) always get half-price drinks. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings now celebrates “Hookah Tuesday” every week. All hookahs are just $18 all day and all night. The club features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry. The club is open today from 11 am till 6 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Crazy Horse III offers “Taco Tuesdays” every week. Freshly-made tacos are just $1 each, with your choice of pork, chicken or carne asada. CH3 is also the only Vegas strip club that accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services, including lap dances. Save 40% when you pre-purchase a VIP package online. Call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks “Tacos, Tequila & Tatas Tuesdays” promotion means that they’re serving $3 Taco’s, $3 off all Tequila drinks, and a new menu featuring Enchiladas and Fajitas. Minks also now provides limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Monday Night Specials in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Locals Night at Palomino Club

   Monday nights at Palomino Club are for locals and industry, with select bottles priced at $100 all night. Palomino is Vegas’ only strip club with a full bar and dancers that ditch their g-strings.  See Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Locals Night at Centerfolds Cabaret

 Centerfolds Cabaret has locals night on Mondays, with $100 select bottles and $2 drinks all night for locals (with NV ID). Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, more info, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Menage a Trois at Hustler Club

 Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club features its Menage a Trois promo on Monday nights, that includes three specials: 2-for-1 drinks; 2-for-1 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones vodka; and half-price champagne. Topless, full bar, 21+

VIP Dance Special at Minks on Monday Nights

 Minks’ dancers do private 20-minute VIP room dances for $100 (with a 2-drink minimum) on Moday nights. Minks offers limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+