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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Sad to Report: Club Lacy’s Is CLOSED

After 11 years, Club Lacy’s, aka Lacy’s Lounge, has closed permanently.  The owner, Craig Parks — aka Foreplay, a former male stripper — is seeking another venue to reopen Las Vegas’ longest running urban strip club. Lacy’s has had a crew of wonderful “big booty” dancers and a loyal following of guests that packed the place every weekend. This was not so much a conventional strip club as a wild hip hop party with naked girls.

Many urban strip clubs, including Foxy’s, Strip Hop, Ace of Diamonds, and most recently the Library came and went through the years that Lacy’s operated. With Lacy’s closing, Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection is the last remaining urban strip club in Las Vegas.

The reason for Lacy’s closing is that popular Vegas nude club Palomino Club is expanding. Palomino Club, the owner of the Club Lacy’s property, has been selling out at peak hours over the past few years, unable to fit even standing-room-only customers through the door. Palomino desperately needs the space to expand.

So, as much as it saddens me to see Lacy’s close its doors, I’m also happy to see Palomino doing so well.  They deserve it, as they are truly one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

I’m hoping Craig finds another venue soon. I’ll keep you posted.

FREE Drink with Military ID at Palomino Club Tonight

I’m Talking to You, Nellis!

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Fox Dances at Palomino Club

  In honor of Memorial Day, Palomino Club has a free drink on the house waiting for you tonight if you show your military ID at the door.

If you think strippers should take off everything, including their g-strings, Palomino is Las Vegas’ only strip club with nude dancers and a full bar. The free drink offer includes imports and call drinks, but draft beers here are just $7 for locals and out-of-staters alike.

You can get a private nude dance in a one-on-one curtained booth starting at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab). This is one of the best strip club VIP dance deals in Vegas.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s website for package deals on bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. Nude, full bar, 21+

Blonde Porn Nymphettes at Sapphire This Weekend

XXX Sweethearts Samantha Rone & Lexi Belle Return to Laps at Sapphire

Samantha Rone at Sapphire Las Vegas

Samantha Rone at Sapphire

The theme at Sapphire Vegas this weekend is adorable XXX cutie pies, as Samantha Rone and Lexi Belle return by popular demand. Samantha has been featured in 2 Cute 4 Porn, Schoolgirl Cuties and the immortal She’s So Small 2. Some of Lexi’s best flicks include Teenage Wasteland, Young and Juicy and the critically-acclaimed Stuffin’ Young Muffins. If you like the young but not-so-innocent type, Sapphire’s got you covered this weekend.

On Friday night, May 31, Samantha Rone starts her stage performances at 11:30, then spends the rest of the night between stage sets luring guys with dirty minds into the VIP where she can molest entertain them. The following afternoon, Saturday, June 1, she’ll be continuing her mischief outdoors at Sapphire’s topless pool.

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Las Vegas

Lexi Belle at Sapphire

On Saturday night, June 1, Lexi Belle starts her stage teasing at 11:30 pm, after which she’ll be luring guys into more intimate one-on-one encounters with her in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. On Sunday afternoon, June 2, Lexi will be getting wet out at the topless pool, still using her girlish charms to make otherwise strong and virtuous men fall into sin.

Keep in mind that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law.  I suggest you give in to your shameful urges to get naughty with young girls by reserving a seat at Samantha’s or Lexi’s private tables, where they flirt with fans they’re trying to pick up. For $135 you get a seat in that section along with a 2-hour open bar so they have plenty of time to wear down your resistance. You’ll find that deal and other porn star packages here (or call 702-869-0003 for more info).

Meanwhile, in Sapphire’s main room, 400+ stacked babes in flimsy underthings will be looking for guys who want to have fun with titties. If you want to experience the world’s best lap dance orgy, go for Sapphire’s $65 solo deal. It includes a $50 drink credit plus a free shot. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link, and all include free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a discount on drinks, VIP seating in the center of the action, and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ most celebrated strip clubs. Topless, full bar, 21+

Las Vegas’ First and Only Strip Club Pool Party

The Sapphire topless pool is the pool party you always wished you could find, but didn’t really believe existed. And it’s open every weekend throughout the summer on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays from noon to 6 pm.

This is the only topless pool party in Vegas that’s stocked with strippers.  It’s where Sapphire’s dancers come to flirt, party, and have fun in the sunshine without tan lines.  It’s also the only pool party in Vegas with access to Sapphire’s VIP room.  Feel free to invite one of the club’s dancers (identifiable by their bare breasts and pink wristbands) for some up-close-and-physical indoor fun. Plus, every Saturday and Sunday afternoon, porn babes host the party and are likewise available for VIP fun.

Incredibly, there’s never a cover charge, even for out-of-staters, as long as you don’t arrive by cab or rideshare. If you don’t have your own wheels, call for Sapphire’s free limo at 702-869-0003.  Or even better, get Sapphire’s $70 lounge chair package that includes free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit.  It’s worth it for the lounge chair alone so you have a place to sit poolside. There are also VIP pool packages for daybeds, cabanas, and bottle service for groups and couples. All of the pool packages are online here or call 702-869-0003.

Sunday Hotel Check-Out Deal

On Sundays, you can stretch your Vegas vacation with Sapphire’s hotel checkout deal for out-of-staters who have flights to catch later that afternoon or evening. They’ll pick you up at your hotel, bring you to the pool, store your luggage while you enjoy the party, then chauffeur you to the airport in time for your flight home. No charge! Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re planning to be in Vegas in the future, see Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. We keep that page updated, so bookmark it.

Memorial Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 24

Treasures — Las Vegas’ Most Luxurious Gentlemen’s Club

Treasures Las Vegas stripper

You Can Even Get a Dinner Package to Dine with a Dancer at Treasures

Treasures is a dark, luxurious palace where beautiful stacked women seek high-intensity physical affection from guys like you.

It’s also the only strip club in Las Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse, where you can take a buddy or a client or invite one of their dancers to dine with you in style, off alone where you can flirt over cocktails before you retire to the VIP rooms upstairs for more hands-on intimacy.

Men who can tell the good stuff appreciate Treasures’ unique “premium happy hour.” From 4 – 7 pm, domestic beers are only $2, wells and imports are $3, and call drinks are only $4.  But most important, premium liquors are just $5 (the best premium liquor deal in Vegas). Then, from 7 – 8 pm, all drinks are half the evening price. Relax, get pampered by the dancers, and enjoy four hours of top shelf booze at a very unVegas price.

Out-of-staters should call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. They’ll pick you up at your hotel, whisk you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. You’re always a VIP here and they’re on your schedule.

For the full royalty treatment, you’ll find generous VIP packages on the Treasures website, including package deals for bottle service, groups, couples and even dinner packages. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…