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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

How Trump Is Forcing Blue States to End Their Lockdowns

Lockdowns Will Cost Blue States Even More Billions

This is hilarious.

I wrote yesterday about Trump’s end run around Democrats’ efforts to block a payroll tax holiday and also extended federal unemployment benefits for laid-off workers.

But I just found out Trump’s Executive Order requires states to pay 1/4 of the extended federal unemployment benefits.

Andrew Cuomo, Gavin Newsom and other Democrat governors have been fuming about this all morning on Twitter.  Apparently, if California stays locked down, the federal unemployment extension will cost the state $700 million a week!  That’s an additional $2.8 billion a month over what they’re already paying now!

And the benefit lasts through December, unless the economy is still struggling.  If unemployment is still high, Trump said he would keep extending it!

So we’ve gone from Democrat governors expecting Pelosi and Schumer to get them billions in bailouts (for their lockdowns and broke public employee pension funds and sanctuary policies) to lockdowns costing blue states even more billions of dollars a month.

Trump reported this morning that Pelosi and Schumer have now asked for more negotiations.

Nevada Governor Sisolak Stares Into the Abyss

Nevada has 1.4 million employees and 25+% of them are unemployed. So this will cost mostly locked-down Nevada roughly $35 million a week, not counting upcoming layoffs from the completion of the Raider’s stadium, the cessation of construction on the Sphere, the rumored closing of the Sahara Casino, and from Caesars Entertainment/Eldorado now that Icahn is looking hard at the budget and wants $100 million cut from payroll.

That may not sound like a lot in terms of state budgets, but Nevada’s unemployment fund runs completely dry by the end of Augusty, and that’s before counting the costs of the new unemployment benefit.

And Nevada already has a $1.5 billion state budget deficit for this fiscal year (out of a total state budget of roughly $4 billion).  Sisolak made a big show of cutting $500 million in spending, while counting on Pelosi and Schumer to deliver the $1.5 billion.  He was so sure he had the extra Pelosibux coming he even expanded the state’s unemployment benefits last week, a day before Trump’s EO.

Now the price of Sisolak’s lockdown for the Democrats’ Bat Plague hoax is another $140 million a month.  We’re already 10 days into August (the federal benefits ended July 31st), and Sisolak has to start cutting that first $140 million check right now!  By the end of October, his $500 million in spending cuts will all have gone to the extra federal unemployment benefits, and he will be back to a $2 billion deficit, or HALF the state budget!

By the end of December, Sisolak’s budget will be down an additional $700 million!  He’s already cut higher ed by 25%, Medicaid reimbursement by 15%, and K-12 education by roughly 12%.

It’s surreal!

What’s even funnier is that Democrats and their media propaganda wing have got half the country believing they’ll die if they walk out of their bedrooms without a mask.  Nobody wants to get on a plane and come to Las Vegas right now to what they’ve been told will be CERTAIN DEATH.  (I saw a poll yesterday that showed American adults believe 9% of the U.S. population has died from Bat Plague.)

Even if Sisolak reopens Las Vegas tomorrow, at least half the U.S. citizenry will be too scared to come.

That means Democrats will not only have to end their lockdowns to avoid blue state annihilation, they will have to convince everyone that the “pandemic” is over.

said there would be a grim amusement to be had in watching Sisolak bust out the state and destroy all the people who voted for him.  Turns out the amusement is not grim at all.

The Democrats’ Election Year Insurrection

The Latest Phase of the Democrats’ Ongoing Coup Attempt

Antifa in Full Gear

[Note:  Democrats’ Antifa and BLM terrorist troops were out last night en masse in coordinated riots in Chicago, Portland, and Seattle.  In Chicago, they shot at cops and burned, looted and broke windows, mostly on the Magnificent Mile but also on State Street in the Loop and on the Near North Side.  They literally drove U-Hauls through department store walls and loaded them up with all the stuff they stole.

The rioting started at midnight and went on so long that the Chicago Tribune reports police had to stop public transportation and raise drawbridges across the Chicago River to downtown during this morning’s rush hour.

In Portland, they destroyed businesses and assaulted cops with IEDs.  They’ve been rioting nightly in downtown Portland and in residential neighborhoods there for 77 days now.  In Seattle, they returned to the CHAZ area to trash businesses and terrorize residents. BLM in Wisconsin hunted down a black cop at home and tried to murder him and his girlfriend.  And here they are blocking roads and pulling guns on drivers.

My June 1 post on the Democrats’ insurrection attempt has held up well so I am reposting it.  You can find extensive original video footage and reporting on last night’s riots on reporter Andy Ngo’s twitter feed.]

Black neighborhoods are getting burned down.  Businesses are being trashed, burned, and looted.  Millions of Americans all over the country are looking out their windows in terror as the mob draws closer.

The rioters are the Democrats’ Antifa brownshirts, BLM, Islamist cells and criminal allies.  Thousands of them are being transported across state lines and around the country to carry out simultaneous riots, in cities and suburbs around the country, at great expense.  They’ve been photographed with expensive, high-tech communications equipment.

They use crowbars and large bike locks to bash in peoples’ skulls.  They knock a person unconscious and then kick out his teeth.  They stab victims.  They shoot victims.  They beat victims senseless with baseball bats.  A black federal security officer in Oakland was murdered in the Antifa riots there.  He was shot.  There have been 17 victims killed so far, 16 of them black.

Antifa assaults are highly organized.  First, SPOTTERS select the targets and set up the outer perimeter.  Then BLINDERS hit the target in the eyes with mace, smoke or another irritant to blind them.

Then the designated ASSAULTERS move in to dispense “social justice” while SHIELDERS try to shield them from cameras.  ORGANIZERS keep an eye out for cops, reporters and counterattacks and alert the assault team to move on when a threat approaches.  They also direct Antifa troops to caches of weapons, like rocks, bricks and bottles of accelerant, as well as escape routes.

Antifa organizers just unloaded pallets of bricks in Frisco, Texas for a riot planned for today.  Kansas City police are reporting the same thing.

Antifa even has street medics trained to do first aid, provide relief from tear gas and pepper spray, and evacuate injured comrades.  Civilians who show up hoping to protest the murder of George Floyd are used as human shields from the police.  These people are usually injured first and give the DNC-controlled media photos and footage of sympathetic “victims” of the police.

Antifa spotters wear different insignia and colors than blinders and assaulters and organizers.  Essentially, Antifa is a paramilitary force with standardized uniforms.  They are so well organized that they have reddits and websites. Antifa International even holds workshops.

Antifa is the Democrats’ Shock Troops

Antifa and their Democrat supporters are fascists.  They seek to dehumanize political opponents.  They use violence to try to gain power and suppress political speech and religious expression.  They are bigots who burn down black neighborhoods and synagogues.

Google whistleblower Zach Vorhies says he was told the Democrats’ rioters targeted specific police headquarters for assault based on where evidence was being held against the Sinaloa Cartel.  The Minneapolis 3rd Precinct was one of them.  Remember those photos of looters emerging from the burned precinct with boxes of evidence?

The Obamagate crowd is fighting for their lives.  This is their full-out attempt at insurrection after the failure of their Bat Plague election-rigging hoax, their third election-rigging/coup attempt hoax in three years.  Read more…

Will Trumpbux Save Las Vegas?

More Coronavirus Aid is Coming to Workers by Month’s End

Last night President Trump announced that he would be sending Bat Plague aid to Americans by Executive Order.  Specifically, he will be extending federal unemployment benefits, ordering a payroll tax holiday, extending the moratorium on evictions, and extending the deferral of student loan payments and interest, all through at least the end of the year and beyond, if needed.

Further, the Executive Order will be retroactive to July 1.  That means, if you’ve been working and paying Social Security and Medicaid taxes, you’ll be starting out with a nice check that refunds the taxes you’ve paid since then, and after that check you’ll continue to get a bigger paycheck.

If you’re unemployed, you’ll be getting a check for the federal benefits you’ve missed since they ended on July 31, and then continuing relief as long as unemployment rates are high.  If you’re paying a student loan, any interest you’ve accrued since the end of July will be subtracted from your debt and you can continue deferring payments without penalty or interest until the economy is back to normal.

Democrats Block Coronavirus Aid — Trump Goes Ahead Without Them

Democrats had been blocking all this aid for weeks, even though it’s workers in Democrat-run cities and states who are suffering the most from Covid lockdowns.  In Nevada, for example, the unemployment rate is 25% and rising, with new layoffs being announced daily due to the Democrat governor’s absurd, ineffectual and just plain mean Covid policies.  Meanwhile, the nationwide unemployment rate has fallen to 10.2% as job hiring in Republican-run states goes vertical.

Democrats had been blocking aid for working people to get massive bailouts for Democrat-run states whose state and local government tax revenues have been decimated by the Democrats’ lockdowns.  In Nevada, where our annual state budget runs around $4 billion, we are looking at a $2 billion state tax revenue deficit and the governor and Democrat-run legislature have only cut expenses by $500 million.  Democrats were hoping to force working taxpayers in red states to bail out Nevada, California, New York, Illinois, etc. and enable the continuing lockdowns in these states.

In fact, Democrats were blocking aid for working people not only to bail out their lockdown policies, but to bail out overspending that goes back decades, particularly on public employee pensions.  While Republicans were willing to agree to some amount of money to help states with tax revenue losses directly due to Chop Fluey, they weren’t willing to charge red state taxpayers for California’s ridiculous pension deficit, health care for illegal aliens, sanctuary city policies and the like.

Democrats also demanded Coronabux for illegal aliens, mass release of felons, banning signature verification for absentee voting, banning voter ID, affirmative action policies in weed stores, and nationwide mail-in voting.

But Trump just cut the Democrats’ legs out from under them.  Now that working and unemployed people are getting the aid they need, Democrats have no bargaining power to get big blue state bailouts.  All they’ve got left is threats to sue to take away voters’ aid less than three months before an election.  Good luck with that.

But Democrats are already running on higher taxes, riots, war, white genocide and exporting jobs to China, so they’ll probably give it a go.  They will lose, because Trump’s EO relies on the same national emergency laws he used to redirect federal funds to build the border wall.  Democrats challenged that in court too, and SCOTUS ruled for Trump.  But Democrats seem to have developed an addiction to losing.

Trump told Democrats exactly what he was going to do if they continued to block WuFlu aid and he’s done it before.  It’s amazing how incapable of learning Democrats have become.

So Will Las Vegas Reopen?

I’m enjoying imagining the look on Nevada Governor Sisolak’s face when he got the news he wouldn’t be getting the $1.5 billion bailout he expected.  While some aid for states may still be negotiated in return for something else Republicans want, it won’t be anywhere near what governors like Sisolak had counted on.

So the smart thing to do would be for Sisolak to immediately lift all his China Cootie restrictions to get the economy here humming again.  40% of Nevada state tax revenues come from tourism, and while tourism might remain reduced from Sino Snot Storm fear, we had overwhelming demand in the first days after the casinos reopened in early June.

Unfortunately, tourist numbers fell off sharply when word got out that nightclubs, strip clubs, bars, shows, topless pools and many restaurants remain closed, live music is banned on Fremont Street, and that masks are required everywhere, even at the pool.  It’s so bad that even Wynn is sending out buy-one-get-one-free offers.  People come to Las Vegas for a party, and there’s no party to be found here now.  There is basically nothing to do in Vegas but gamble and struggle to breathe through your mask, and people can do that at home.

If Sisolak doesn’t reopen the party, he will have to start serious budget cuts, primarily by laying off teachers, his most important voting bloc.  He might even have to sell his brand new private jet.

So will he let Vegas be Vegas again?  No.  The reason is that Sisolak just used an unconstitutional process to ram a mail-in voting and ballot-harvesting bill through the state legislature.  The lawsuits are already filed and the new law will never hold up in court, but until the court actually rejects it, Sisolak has to pretend there’s a deadly pandemic going on here.

The DNC needs massive vote fraud to have any hope of getting their Alzheimer’s case into the White House.  So Sisolak will just keep digging that hole.

I said there would be a grim amusement to be had in watching Sisolak bust out the state and destroy all the people who voted for him.

Deja Vu Challenges Feds Over Strip Club Loan Denials

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu San Francisco has filed a lawsuit on behalf of 15 of its strip clubs in four states — California, Colorado, Oregon and Washington — because the Small Business Administration excludes businesses that offer “performances of a prurient sexual nature” from the pandemic loan program that all other small businesses are eligible for.

The three Las Vegas Deja Vu affiliated clubs — Deja Vu Showgirls, Little Darlings and Hustler Club —are not parties in this lawsuit, but I’m sure if the 15 clubs suing the feds are successful, all of the strip clubs in the country will benefit, including the best Vegas strip clubs.

The judge gave the strip clubs one week to file an amended complaint with new allegations and gave the feds two weeks to file a written response. She scheduled a tentative hearing for additional oral arguments on Aug. 27.

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