Friday, February 24
Palomino Club — Nude Dancers, Full Bar, Mega-Fun
Palomino Club (club review / club website) is where the naked girls are. If you think dancers should take it all off and dance the way God made ’em, Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar where the girls get nude both on stage and in the private VIP shows.
At peak hours on Friday and Saturday night, you’ll have your pick of 100+ girls, all beautiful, fun and flirty, and ready to take it all off in a private show in Palomino’s VIP room. The VIP at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the naked girl you’re with.
Unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino has $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.
Palomino also has private theme rooms where you can control the lighting and sound. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)
Palomino’s stage show is hands-down the wildest and sexiest in Vegas. No casino show or other Vegas strip club even comes close on the erotic scale. Aside from the fact that the dancers are gorgeous and fully nude, they’re also incredibly talented dancers and acrobats. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. Women love the show and the dancers are couples-friendly.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.
Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.) (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire — A Lap Dance Orgy with Porn Cutie Ash Hollywood
Sapphire (club review / club website) is recommended by the country’s top therapists for men who suffer from a lack of breasts in their lives. If you’re in need of a little physical contact with gorgeous topless women, Sapphire has the cure.
As the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, there are 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours, all looking for men who want to help them out of their tops to party and have fun. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so the mileage is off the chart compared to most other cities. If you like tits, you’ll love Sapphire.
Sapphire sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you lust after (blonde, brunette or redhead, top-heavy, bottom-heavy, or sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.
Speaking of sweet and petite, tonight (Friday, Feb 24) the adorable little Ash Hollywood will be performing live on stage throughout the night and looking for guys to have some up-close-and-personal fun with in the VIP.
Ash has been featured in such xxx-flicks as Exquisite Slits, Babysitters Gone Bad, Natural Beauties Plastic Wrapped, and the heartrending story of her life, Too Small to Take It All. You’re in Vegas, baby! Ash Hollywood is here to make money by having fun with her fans. Don’t pass up this opportunity.
You can reserve a seat at Ash’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Ash has a big following.
A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.
For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see: Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
Men of Burlesque Night at Artifice
The Artifice Bar has been having regular burlesque nights for quite some time — notably the popular monthly “Nerdlesque Night” and “Burlesque Roulette.” But tonight (Friday February 24), they’re featuring a show with (mostly) guys who strip (but a couple chicks too). I expect this to be a crazy comedy show. If your wife’s trying to get you to take her to Chippendales or Thunder Down Under, this might be a good alternative.
Hosted by male burlesque legend Bic Carrol, featuring Bobby Barnaby, Pistol Holliday, Banana Fosters, JP Nomi Malone (Uncle Marvin Perverti), Krotch Bandikoot, Mason Dixon, Jack O’Hartz, Danger Devlin, Dirty Merkin, and Special Guest Vergina, plus Lolita Haze the Nymphet of Burlesque.
Show time is 8:30 pm. Admission $10.00 each. Tonight’s show is in the Art Square Theatre (next door/through the Artifice). You can purchase drinks at the bar and bring them into the theater. The Artifice is located at 1025 S 1st St, Las Vegas. Full bar. 21+
Saturday, February 25
Sapphire — Porn Legend Tasha Reign Heats Up the Night (with Uncountable Hundreds of Lap Dancers)
Tonight at Sapphire (club review / club website) Penthouse Pet and porn mega-star Tasha Reign will be getting down and dirty on stage, then looking for guys who want to mess around with her in private when she comes down from the stage.
Tasha’s breasts have been featured in such memorable films as Slumber Party Cupcake Sluts, Busty Invaders from Mars, and Strippers from Another World. Aren’t you overdue for getting a topless porn star in your lap? Don’t pass up this opportunity to let Tasha show you what she’s famous for. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas.
Tasha’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Tasha to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!
For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.
All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night
The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Diaz Mackie as the feature performer, and guest comedian Liz Eisman. Plus, there’s a crazy magician, the Shocker, and a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.
You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room
Ricardo Montalbum has assembled some of the top local and regional talent for tonight’s show. Hosted by Las Vegas comic, Alex JustAlex, and featuring performances by Charlie Starling (a girl and she’s smokin’ hot), Miss Spent Youth (from LA), Amber DeVille, Miz Charlamay (Las Vegas Burlypicks Champ), Mr. & Mrs. F*cksm*rt (huh?), Lily LaRue, Dahl Suicide (from Suicide Girls), Penni Piper, Salem Embers, DeeDee Cupcake, Jason Krychek (how’d he get in there?) and Isabella Ivy.
Show is $20 at the door and starts at 9 pm (8:30 pm doors). Boomer’s Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, February 26
Sinful Sunday at the Sand Dollar Lounge (Free Burlesque Show!)
Buttercup Delight presents Sinful Sunday — Burlesque Vignettes by Tana the Tattooed Lady, Buttercup Delight, Kitschy Koo, Nicki Taylor, and Amber DeVille. Show time is 11 pm.
The Sand Dollar Lounge is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. No Cover! Full bar, 21+
[Note: This same show will repeat on Monday night (Feb 27) at 1 am.]
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.