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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

How to Do the Vegas Strip Clubs Right

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

I started this website after a conversation with a Vegas strip club host who was complaining about the average customer at his (now defunct) club, and after reading bad reviews on sites like Yelp of some of the best strip clubs in Vegas.

It struck me that too many Vegas strip club customers weren’t getting the most out of their experience and too many Vegas strip clubs weren’t happy with a lot of their customers.

It was clear to me that somebody needed to talk to both sides about what was going wrong.  That’s how was born.  Read more…

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 23

Drink Free This Weekend at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

  Topless club Deja Vu Vegas wants you to forget everything you’ve heard about Las Vegas high prices. Every night, from 6 – 10 pm, you can drink free at Deja Vu, with all domestic beers & well drinks on the house.

If four hours of free booze isn’t enough to tempt you into this club, you should know that if you arrive at Deja Vu by the free club limo, you’ll also get free admission and a free drink ticket for after the open bar closes.

Deja Vu is the perfect Vegas strip club for taking your time and flirting with a few dancers before heading off to the VIP for one of Vegas’ highest-mileage lap dances or private shows. Deja Vu’s private bedroom dances start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. The rooms are furnished with your choice of plush sofa or full-sized bed, as well as a real door you can close behind you so you can focus on the girl you’re with instead of some guy sitting across from you.

Check out our photo galleries of Tiffany and Shelby of Deja Vu to get an idea of the girls you can get alone with at this club.

Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to get free admission and a free drink.  Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, or $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab!   Or check out the club’s packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Can You Kiss in a Vegas Area Brothel?

No Barrier Is Required by Law for Kissing in a Legal Nevada Brothel

Sheri's Ranch escort

Julia Rose at Sheri’s Ranch

Most men are aware that condoms are required to have sex in the legal Vegas-area brothels.

But what about kissing (on the mouth and anyplace else)?  Is kissing legal and, if so, is a barrier required?  After all, any kissing involving tongues would include a small exchange of bodily fluids (at least saliva).

The answer to that is yes, kissing is allowed and no, a barrier is not required. The Nevada condom law is written to protect the girls from semen and blood, which are the fluids the Centers for Disease Control are most concerned about for HIV transmission. HIV is not spread through saliva unless open sores are involved, so French kissing is legal unless you have an open mouth sore.

You’ll never find a girl with an open mouth sore working in a legal Vegas area brothel.   Read more…

March Madness in the Vegas Strip Clubs

If you’re a college hoops fan who plans to be in Vegas to bet on any of the March Madness games, and you’re also a boobs fan, my advice is to do what the locals do — get your bets down in the sports book of whatever casino has the best odds, then head over to a strip club to watch the game with access to topless babes.

Many of the Vegas strip clubs have already announced their March Madness deals and you’ll find them below. I’ll update this info as more data becomes available.

Also, note that many of the March Madness games occur during the daytime and some strip clubs don’t open until late afternoon or evening. Those clubs will screen the games that air during their normal operating hours.   Read more…