A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Vegas Golden Knights Fans: Claim Your Free Cocktail at Treasures

Tastier Than a Glazed Doughnut!

The next week is a great time for Vegas Golden Knights fans because there are four home games coming up at T-Mobile Arena, including a game this afternoon (Wed, Feb 26) vs the Edmonton Oilers.

I’m sure you know that you can get a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts for free if the Knights shut out their opponent at home and you show your ticket stub at any Krispy Kreme doughnut shop. But the smart guys know that you can get a free cocktail at Treasures if you show your game ticket, and the Knights don’t have to shut out their opponent or even win the game. Treasures rewards fans just for being fans and attending the games!

Do the math. So far this season, the Knights have played 37 home games and had two shutouts (on Nov 17 & Feb 15). So, Knights fans who attended all 37 home games would have been rewarded twice with a dozen doughnuts from Krispy Kreme and 34 cocktails from Treasures. That’s about $16 worth of glazed doughnuts and $740 worth of booze (at $20 per drink).

Even better, Treasures will chauffeur you to their club in their free limo and waive the $50 cover charge in addition to serving you your free drink, with no strings attached. When you’ve had enough fun playing with the high-mileage lap dancers, Treasures will limo you back to your hotel free of charge.

Knights home games coming up in the next few weeks are on February 26, 28, and March 1 and 3. For limo pickup, call Treasures at 702-257-3030. Or, check out the great package deals on the club’s website. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 21

Palomino Club — Fully Nude, Full Bar & a Barely Legal Stage Show

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Nevaeh Dances at Palomino Club

  If you like to indulge in an adult beverage while watching dancers who get totally naked, Palomino Club is the Vegas strip club for you. And the selection of dancers here is as good as it gets. Check out our photo spreads of ReneeLily and Octavia to get an idea of the beauty of the girls who perform here on stage and in the club’s fully-nude VIP shows.

Nude private-booth shows start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — one of the best VIP dance deals in the Vegas strip clubs. If you’re feeling more adventurous, try one of Palomino’s luxurious private-bedroom dances on a full-sized bed.  It’s as close as you can get to cheating on your wife with your pants on.

Plus the stage show here is the most erotic in town, with the most stunning pole dancing in Las Vegas and even girl-on-girl fantasy acts. And drink prices start at just $7 for a draft beer.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of the club’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  A package is a good deal here not only for the drink discounts and royalty treatment, but for the reserved VIP table for the night, as this popular club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+

Treasures — The Ultimate in High Luxury and Mileage

  To say Treasures Las Vegas is an upscale gentlemen’s club is an understatement. Think crystal chandeliers, a winding staircase and balconies, art on the walls, deep easy chairs in the VIP, and a gourmet steakhouse on premises.

Treasures is also one of the darkest strip clubs in Vegas and for a good reason. Unsurpassed high mileage. The dancers here are flirty, friendly and (especially) famously uninhibited. Check out this trip report from a TVO reader about his recent experiences with Treasures’ dancers.

This is a premium Las Vegas gentlemen’s club and it charges like one, but you can get the full VIP experience for the price of a lesser club by reserving one of the package deals on the club website. The $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package.

If you’re more interested in top shelf liquor and you think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package” that includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super premiums and champagne and is one of the best strip club package deals in Las Vegas. You can also find packages for dinner or bottle service, couples and groups through those links.  All packages include free admission, free round-trip limo service, a line pass, and a reserved VIP table for the night.

Or call the club at 702-257-3030 for free round-trip limo transportation from your hotel, and get free admission as well, no strings attached.

Note to Vegas Golden Knights fans:  Your first drink at Treasures is on the house if you go to the game today. Just show your ticket stub to the bartender or your waitress. Topless, full bar, 21+ Read more…

How Much Does the Highest Mileage Cost in a Vegas Strip Club?

High Mileage Lap Dance and VIP Dance Rates in Vegas

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

How much do you have to pay to guarantee the highest possible mileage in a Vegas strip club lap dance or VIP dance?

The standard lap dance rate in even the best Vegas strip clubs is $20. For longer dances, I regard Sapphire’s dance prices as a good guide to the standard VIP dance rate for a high-mileage Vegas strip club.  That’s because 1) pretty much every dancer at Sapphire charges Sapphire’s standard rate, and 2) Sapphire’s dancers are 9s and 10s who give the highest mileage in town so why would you pay more anywhere else?

You can find Sapphire’s VIP and Skybox dance rates, as well as the rates for every other strip club in Vegas, in our Vegas strip club VIP room price guide.  You’ll find some differences in the VIP bar tabs required at various clubs, but if you subtract the bar tab out to calculate the dancer’s cut at Sapphire, you’ll have a good idea what top Vegas strip club dancers charge for high-mileage dances of various lengths.

But what if you want the very highest possible mileage?  How much extra do you have to pay to guarantee the ultimate dance?

I have never found that paying more than the Vegas standard price actually pays off. Take a look at this trip report by Frank or this trip report by Chris or, for couples, this trip report by Couple from Phoenix. Each of them went to a different club (Treasures, Sapphire and Palomino), but each paid the standard price for no-holds-barred lap dances or VIP dances simply by choosing dancers who were charming and friendly with them.

I have consistently found the same thing. The dancers who turn out to be the most generous and fun in the VIP are just naturally generous and fun for a normal price.

How do you recognize these dancers?  It’s easy.  They treat you right before the dance, taking their time and flirting with you and touching you, all while seeming to enjoy it.  If you say yes to a lap dance, they automatically wait to start at the beginning of the next song, typically waiting in your lap. If a dancer tries to start in the middle of a song, she’s trying to give you a short dance and that means she’s a hustler with a bad attitude.

If a dancer is beautiful but she never gets closer than three feet away from you, she’s not likely to be comfortable with a lot of physical contact.  If she’s gorgeous but she’s haughty and quotes an exorbitant price, she’s not going to be generous in the VIP.  She thinks she’s doing you a favor just letting you look at her.

Just take your time and get to know a girl a little.  When you find the right one, tell her exactly what you’re hoping for and take it from there.  She will probably quote you around the standard price and, after the dance, you’ll be eager to tip her extra because she was so great to you.

Porn Stars Go Wild in the Vegas Strip Clubs

XXX Jillian Janson and Penthouse Pet Emily Addison Looking for Fun at Sapphire

Jillian Janson at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jillian Janson at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Las Vegas is bringing back two of the club’s most popular XXX feature performers, one sweet and young and seemingly too innocent for porn, the other a Penthouse model with a body like . . . well, like a Penthouse centerfold.

Both babes will be performing on stage starting at 11:30 pm, then will be making themselves available to fans who want a more intimate one-on-one encounter with them in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms.

On Friday night, February 21, fresh-faced Minnesota sweetheart Jillian Janson will be Sapphire’s naughty treat of the night. Jillian’s just a wholesome all-American girl who started her XXX career in the Girls Gone Wild TV series and would like nothing better than to play girl gone wild with you!

Emily Addison at Sapphire Las Vegas

Emily Addison at Sapphire Saturday

Then, on Saturday, February 22, Penthouse Pet Emily Addison will be flaunting her sumptuous bod on stage and in as many guys’ laps as she can convince to get physical with her.

Emily has twice graced Penthouse magazine’s cover and she’s also been a Twisty’s Treat of the Month. She’s had major pictorials in Hustler, Maxim, High Society, Leg Show, and American Curves. But that doesn’t mean Emily is a hands-off type of girl.  Why not let her demonstrate her holds from Hot and Sexy Female Wrestling Matches on you?

To get first dibs on private quality time with Jillian or Emily, I recommend reserving a seat at their private tables for just $135 online here.  That’s where they party with fans in between stage sets, and that deal also gets you a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne. Other porn star packages are available through that link as well, including a private steak and champagne dinner date with your favorite in one of Sapphire’s luxurious Skyboxes.

Sapphire also offers a $65 solo VIP package for guys who want to take in the stage show from the heart of the club’s famous lap dance orgy with 400+ stacked 9s and 10s who think titties are for sharing. Bring lots of twenties! This package includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved VIP table in the middle of the babe bacchanal.  VIP packages for bottle service, groups and couples are available through that same link.

All packages include  free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line-pass, and the royalty treatment at the gentlemen’s club voted many times one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

If you’re planning a Vegas trip in the future, see our schedule of Sapphire’s upcoming adult star features.  We update that page weekly.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo and get in free! Topless, full bar, 21+

Sybil Stallone Does Two Nights at Little Darlings Vegas

On Friday and Saturday night, February 21-22, Little Darlings is featuring porn star Sybil Stallone. Sybil will be doing two stage sets each night after 11 pm. $40 cover, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+