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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Delectable Porn Stars Served Up in the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Sapphire Serves Up Busty Skyla Novea & Porn Sweetheart Jillian Janson

Skyla Novea at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire’s mission to get a porn star into every man’s lap continues this coming weekend (Oct 12-13) with one new girl (with a body to die for) and one beauty who’s returning by popular demand. If you’ve been meaning to have hands-on one-on-one fun with an uninhibited porn babe, but just haven’t gotten around to it, opportunity knocks on Friday and Saturday nights.

On Friday night, October 12, redheaded bombshell Skyla Novea will be appearing for the first time on stage at Sapphire, making dreams come true for guys who like redheads with tits that don’t quit. If you’ve seen Skyla in any of her XXX flicks, like Busty Teens, Big Wet Butts, and Good Girls Gone Bad, here’s your chance to get her up-close-and-physical for some naughty fun in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms.

Jillian Janson at Sapphire

Then on Saturday, October 13, porn’s most delectable cutie pie, Jillian Janson, will be the featured slut of the night. The star of My Secretary the Slut, Young, Natural & Wicked, and Pretty Young Tarts, Jillian is best known as porn’s sweetest, most innocent-looking young girl with an insatiable appetite for men who want to use her for pleasure.

Maybe you’re shy about approaching a porn star and asking her to take her clothes off and sit in your lap. Here’s what you do. For $135 you can reserve a seat at either Skyla’s or Jillian’s personal tables (you get a two-hour open bar with that) because this is where they hang out when they come off the stage. They’ll know you arranged for that seat, so they’ll come to you. That’s why they’re here — to make their fans happy (and, of course, to make a few bucks by making their fans happy). Reserve that seat and along with the open bar you get first flirting privileges, free limo transport, free admission, and a line pass. Other VIP porn star package deals can be found online at Sapphire’s website.

Both girls are available for fun in Sapphire’s VIP rooms or even a dinner date in one of the club’s luxury Skyboxes.

As one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs, Sapphire offers a lot of package deals that will save you money, so check out their website and take advantage of the best deal for you, whether you’re on your own, with your wife or girlfriend (and Sapphire’s dancers are very couples-friendly), or in a group.  At the minimum, I suggest you get the solo package for $65 that includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. Bottle and group packages are also available through that link and all package deals include a discount on drinks, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s famous royalty treatment.

When your drinks are paid for in advance and you have a reserved VIP seat, you can take your time and enjoy Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, with 400+ stacked, high-mileage lap dancers ready to take off their tops and fulfill your hands-on fantasies. Did I mention that Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law? Get a package deal because, on a weekend night at Sapphire, you may not find a place to sit down if you don’t have one.

If you won’t be in Vegas this coming weekend, check out our post on Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features into December. Make your plans accordingly. We update that page continually. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 5

Wild Striptease Nights at Little Darlings Vegas

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Chanel Dances at Little Darlings

  On Friday and Saturday nights at Little Darlings Las Vegas you get a stage show unlike any you’ll ever see in the Vegas’ topless clubs — real striptease. From 11 pm till 2 am, Little Darlings’ dancers start their stage sets in costumes and strip down to their platform heels.

This is the weekend of the Las Vegas Burlesque Festival (see below) and this town will have burlesque dancers coming out of the woodwork. But the sexiest, most original, most creative, most erotic and guaranteed the only NAKED striptease will be on stage at Little Darlings.

The best part of watching dancers undress at Little Darlings is that every girl you see on stage is available for one-on-one private shows — also fully nude. Even the club’s $20 lap dances, which take place in one-on-one rooms away from the main floor, are done fully nude. Nude high-mileage bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes and this is the best VIP private dance deal in Vegas.

Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, dancers and customers only have to be 18+. Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+  Read more…

Big UFC 229 Fight Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs (updated)

The Return of Conor McGregor

UFC 229 will be held at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas on Saturday night, October 6, 2018. The main event will feature the return of fan favorite Conor McGregor, who will be challenging Khabib Nurmagomedov for the UFC lightweight title.  That means Vegas will be packed and so will the Vegas strip clubs holding fight viewing parties.

UFC fight parties are particularly fun when McGregor is on the card.  Half the fans in the house will be redheads from Ireland, wildly cheering him on.

Deja Vu Vegas stripper

Why Deja Vu beats T-Mobile

McGregor won the lightweight title in November 2016, but never defended it — primarily because he got sidetracked by Floyd Mayweather. Nurmagomedov currently holds the title and McGregor wants it back.

Tickets at T-Mobile range from $626 each for the nosebleed sections to $32,000 each for the front row. Aside from the price, the big problem with seeing the fight at T-Mobile is that parking’s a nightmare and you need binoculars in the cheap seats. Plus, even in the $32K seats, T-Mobile doesn’t provide booze, free eats, or lap dancers.

The solution? Go to a Vegas strip club where you can watch the action close up on big HD screens for a fraction of the price with drinks, food and hot topless girls. Here are the Vegas strip clubs advertising UFC 229 fight parties:  Read more…

All the Porn Stars You Could Want in the Vegas Strip Clubs!

Sizzling Beauties Bethany Benz and August Taylor at Sapphire

Bethany Benz at Sapphire Friday

The “Get a Porn Star in Your Lap” series at Sapphire Las Vegas continues next weekend with two of porn’s sexiest sweethearts, one returning by popular demand and one appearing on stage for the first time.

On Friday, October 5, exotic knockout Bethany Benz will be debuting on Sapphire’s stage as well as doing one-on-one private VIP room dances for her fans.

Bethany is a Russian/Nigerian mix, born in the Ukraine, raised in Chicago. You may have seen Bethany in such porn classics as I Like It on the Face and 25 Sexiest Black Porn Stars Ever! 

August Taylor at Sapphire Saturday

Then, on Saturday, October 6, the bodaciously busty August Taylor will be the featured performer. As the star of such XXX flicks as Bra Busters 7, Gazongas, and Thirsty for Some Titties 2, need I say that August is known primarily for her absolutely magnificent breasts?

If you’ll be in Vegas this weekend, isn’t it time you got serious about getting up-close-and-physical with a porn star? However much money you’re bringing to gamble with, peel off a few bills and stick them in your coat pocket as “porn star mad money.” Believe me, Bethany or August will give you a lot more bang for your buck than the casino blackjack dealers.

You can reserve a seat right now at Bethany’s or August’s personal tables for only $135, and that includes a two-hour open bar along with first flirting privileges, free limo transport, free admission, and a line pass. Other VIP porn star package deals can be found online at the Sapphire website.

You don’t have to spend a fortune to have fun at Sapphire, which is also one of the best Vegas strip clubs on a budget (if you do it right).  At the minimum, I recommend you get a solo-guy package deal for $65 that includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Bottle and group packages are also available through that link). All packages include a discount on drinks, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s famous royalty treatment.

With your booze paid in advance and a reserved VIP seat, you can kick back and enjoy Sapphire’s high-mileage, all-night lap dance orgy, with 400+ stacked dancers ready to doff their tops and fulfill your hands-on fantasies. Oh yes, Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law. (Pro Tip:  Without a package deal on a weekend night at Sapphire, you may not find a place to sit down.)

If you won’t be in town for August or Bethany, but are planning a trip, check out our post on Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features.  We update that page weekly.  Topless, full bar, 21+