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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 1

Little Darlings — Young, Sexy and Naked

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Serenity at Little Darlings

 Little Darlings Las Vegas is the only major strip club in town that allows guests who are 18+. That’s because the club doesn’t serve alcohol, but it also means the dancers only have to be 18 and the dancing is totally nude. So, this is the club in Vegas where the high school girls come to break into the business.  Think of a college cheerleading squad dancing their way out of their bikinis and you’ll have the idea.

This is a wild scene on the weekends with a party crowd and a dynamite stage show. More than half of the crowd here is over 21, but they come here for the fun factor. There are also more women customers here than you’ll find in the topless clubs, not only in couples but also alone and in groups sitting at the rail and tipping the dancers as guys do. So, this is a great club for introducing your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment.

And Little Darlings dancers get naked not only on stage but for every $20 lap dance, which takes place in private one-on-one booths. You will not find fully-nude $20 private dances anywhere else in Vegas. High-contact nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes, one of the best deals in our Las Vegas strip club VIP room prices guide.

Admission is $15 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing this offer (on the club website) on your phone.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the Little D’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Palomino Club — Fully Nude Dancers and a Full Bar!

Valentina Estrella at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is where you go when you want a real drink and you’re tired of staring at g-strings. I don’t know who dreamed up the Vegas law that says topless dancers in clubs with bars must cover their pussies at all times, but I sure am glad Palomino Club fought for the legal right for their dancers to take off everything, including ditching their g-strings both on stage and in their private VIP dances.

And the dancers here are knockouts.  Check out Penthouse Pet Laly and the scrumptiously delicious Valentina or Renee, just a few of the 9s and 10s who have been calling Palomino their home club these days.

Plus, if you’re used to crowded group VIP rooms, where guys are cramped together getting lap dances, you should know it doesn’t have to be that way. Palomino’s VIP rooms are all one-on-one curtained booths or private bedrooms where you and your dancer have total privacy. Private VIP dances start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), and that’s a great deal in Vegas.

Drafts are $6 and domestics are $8 for both locals and out-of-staters. Come here one time and you’ll know why Palomino is so highly recommended in our guide to Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. One more thing: Palomino is also one of Vegas’ friendliest strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+ Read more…

UFC 235 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Jon Jones Is Back!

UFC 235 is being held at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas on March 2 and it will feature MMA fan favorite Jon Jones (23-1-0) defending his UFC Light Heavyweight title against Anthony Smith (31-13-0).

Smith has won 14 of his last 16 fights, including all three of his light heavyweight fights after moving up from the middleweight division. But oddsmakers have the current line at Jones -1250 and Smith +900.

That’s because Jones has never really lost a fight. That one loss on his record is due to his being disqualified for illegal use of his elbows in a fight in 2009. He also had a win against current UFC heavyweight champ Daniel Cormier taken away from him when he tested positive for doping after the fight. In fact, Cormier is probably praying that Jones doesn’t move up to the heavyweight division as Jones is the only fighter who’s ever beaten him and Jones has done it twice.

Tix for the event at T-Mobile run from $140 to more than $1200, depending on whether you want to actually see the fight or you’re willing to use binoculars. But the best seats, as always for UFC fights, are in the best Vegas strip clubs. The big HD screens give you the best view of the action possible, plus you have topless babes ready to jump into your lap to soothe your nerves if you get faint at the sight of blood.

UFC 235 Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Treasures will be screening UFC 235. All drinks are half-price during the fights and the buffet is FREE.

Out-of-staters should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. Don’t risk driving in Vegas, especially on a drunken Saturday night. Let Treasures’ limo pick you up at your hotel and chauffeur you back when you’re ready to leave, no charge and no strings attached.

Cover charge $50, or $30 for locals. You’ll find all of Treasures’ VIP packages on the club website. Locals with Nevada ID should ask about the the locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas features a three-hour open bar for domestics and wells (6-9 pm) for their UFC 235 viewing party, with a cover charge of just $20 for locals and out-of-staters alike. This party is always a locals’ favorite. No other Vegas strip club even tries to match that deal.

If you arrive by rideshare or taxi, the cover is $45, so be smart. Call (702) 308-4605 for the club’s free limo transport (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to get in for the lower rate. You might also be interested in checking out Deja Vu’s VIP packages for solo guys, groups and couples.

Deja Vu also has the best private VIP dance prices of the Las Vegas topless clubs. A high-mileage private bedroom dance with a gorgeous girl starts at $150 for 15 minutes, about what most topless clubs in this town charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III has a $50 package that includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club just about always screens UFC events, but hasn’t yet announced a party for UFC 235. I’ll update this page if more information becomes available.

March Mayhem Comes to the Vegas Strip Clubs

College hoops fans will be converging on the Vegas sports books in droves in a few weeks to get their bets down on the March Madness games. Now is the time to make your reservations if you haven’t already. From March 19 – 31, this town will be basketball crazy, until the Final Four games are played on April 6-8.

If you’re going to be in Vegas for any of this time, I suggest you do what the locals do and get your bets down in the casino sports book of your choice, then go to a strip club to watch the games. None of the sports books provide topless babes, whereas all of the strip clubs do. And what goes better with basketball than boobs?

Many of the March Madness games are daytime games and you’ll find the best deals on these games at the strip clubs that are open 24/7. Strip clubs that don’t open until late afternoon or evening may be screening the games that air during their normal operating hours. I’ll update this info as more data becomes available.

For now, these are the 24/7 strip clubs that have announced March Mayhem parties:

Sapphire’s Comprehensive March Mayhem Package Deals

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer KJC

KJC is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire has ten different package deals available for singles and groups for both daytime and night games. You’ll find all of their packages described online here. The best daytime package for solo guests is $55 and includes free limo transport to the club, free admission, a VIP table, and a 2-hour open bar. The $65 night game deal includes a $50 drink card and a free shot if you buy online, or for $135, you can get a two-hour open bar for night games. Sapphire’s Showroom is the best sports viewing venue in Vegas, with three of the largest HD screens in town, plus wraparound TV monitors.

There will be dancers available for laps during the games.  When the games are over, you exit the Showroom into a lap dance orgy in one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.

Bottle packages are available for both individuals and groups, with prices based on the number of guests and whether it’s for daytime or night games. Bottle packages for night games start at $385 (based on 5 guests). Note: Package prices assume advance purchase online or by phone at 702-869-0003. Day of game prices may differ. Reservations recommended to lock in prices. Topless, full bar, 21+  Read more…

More XXX Adult Stars Getting Dirty in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire Moves Porn Stars from Your Laptop to Your Lap!

Spencer Scott

Spencer Scott at Sapphire on Friday

Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club continues its wildly popular porn-star-in-your-lap weekend series this week, bringing the top XXX stars onto its main stage and into its VIP rooms for one-on-one private shows. If you’ll be in Vegas this weekend and you’ve ever fantasized about getting alone with a porn star who’s wearing nothing but a g-string, here’s your golden opportunity.

On Friday night, March 1, Playboy Playmate Spencer Scott will be doing stage sets throughout the night, then hanging out on the floor looking for guys who want to experience a Playmate up-close-and-physical. Spencer went from Playboy to XXX flicks such as Girly Girls Like It Rough, Dear Diary… I Love Sex, and the immortal My Pussy Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself.

Michelle Maylene at Sapphire Las Vegas

Michelle Maylene at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, March 2, the exotic (French/Hawaiian/Filipina) Michelle Maylene will be performing both on stage and doing private VIP dances throughout the night. If you like the nuttier porn flicks, meaning you like them for laughs as much as for getting your rocks off, you may have seen Michelle in College Coeds vs Zombie Housewives and (my favorite) Hot Body Naked Bowling Battle.  Think of how nutty the adorable Michelle will be in the VIP.

Both Spencer Scott and Michelle Maylene start their stage sets at 11:30 pm, then hang out in the club looking for men who want to fool around in private. If you reserve Sapphire’s $135 package (with a two-hour open bar) you’ll be seated at Spencer’s or Michelle’s private tables to put you into prime flirting position with them. You take it from there. Bring money. (Isn’t this why you came to Vegas?)

Other porn star packages are available at Sapphire’s website (or by calling 702-869-0003) to make reservations or book free limo transport to the club.

Sapphire also has a solo guy package deal for $65 that comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot, perfect for guys who want to get smothered in titties in the club’s one-of-a-kind all-night lap dance orgy. All packages include free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of Vegas’ most elegant gentlemen’s clubs.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

Leigh Raven Does Three Nights at Hustler Club

Hustler Club is featuring XXX star Leigh Raven three nights this week — Thursday, Friday and Saturday (Feb 28, Mar 1-2) — starting each night at 11 pm. Admission is $50 if you arrive by cab or rideshare. Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 22

Nude Babes & a Full Bar — Only at Palomino Club

Palomino club dancer laly

Penthouse Pet Laly at Palomino

  If you’re looking for a Vegas strip club that has fully nude dancers and a full bar, there’s only one choice in this town — Palomino Club. Is this why the Playboy Channel chose Palomino Club for their “King of Clubs” TV series? Or was it because of Palomino’s Victoria’s Secret quality dancers? Take a peek at Penthouse Pet Laly and the scrumptious Valentina Estrella, just two of the 130+ knockouts working the floor at peak hours.

All dancers at Palomino get naked on stage as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows. Palomino doesn’t have a crowded group VIP room, like most of the big topless clubs in Vegas, where men sit shoulder to shoulder getting lap dances. Palomino’s VIP rooms are all one-on-one curtained booths where you and your dancer can focus on each other. The much bigger theme rooms are also completely private and furnished with a big comfy sofa or a full-size bed for a high-contact dance with a beautiful naked girl. Dances in the one-on-one curtained booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), and that’s a great deal in Vegas.

Palomino’s drink prices are also friendlier than at most of the major topless clubs, with drafts at $6 and domestics at $8 for both locals and out-of-staters. Palomino Club always rates high on our guide to Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino Club’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

If you’re in Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

XXX Kitten Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings

Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Kimmy Granger

  This weekend (Friday & Saturday), Little Darlings Vegas is featuring porn kitten Kimmy Granger. Before getting into porn, Kimmy started her career as a dancer at Little Darlings in California. She has such a sweet innocent look that porn directors kept casting her in XXX classics like Sweet Petite, She’s So Small and Sweet & Slutty. But her best role to date, IMHO, is as Lara Crotch in the recently-released Poon Raider. Kimmy will do two stage sets after 11 pm and she’ll be signing autographs and doing private shows for her fans throughout the night. (See Warm Up This Cold Weekend with Porn Stars for more about Kimmy Granger.)

No alcohol is served at Little Darings, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. Dancers here get totally naked on stage and in VIP dances, so you will see Kimmy Granger in the buff. Little Darlings tends to draw a younger crowd and have a party atmosphere.

The stage show here is a main attraction. The club has a large three-pole stage and the girls love teasing the men on the rail. Think of a squad of 18 and 19-year-old cheerleaders dancing their way out of their panties. Got the picture? You can have a ball here with a fistful of dollars.

Little Darlings’ dancers also get naked for every $20 lap dance, and they take place in private one-on-one booths, not out on the main floor. These are the only fully-nude $20 private dances you’ll find in Las Vegas. The high-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — a great deal, as you’ll see in our Vegas strip club VIP dance price guide.

Admission is $20 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing this offer (on the club website) on your phone.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+ Read more…