A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Coming Soon: Our February Dancer of the Month — Tiffany of Deja Vu Showgirls

Watch for our new photo gallery of TVO’s February Dancer of the Month, Tiffany of Deja Vu Showgirls, on Monday, February 5.

Tiffany looks like a classic pinup model with her long legs, beautiful curves, sensual pouting lips, thick tumbling hair and flawless ivory skin. I’ve had a hundred guys ask me since I started this blog three years ago, “Where’s the best Vegas strip club to find girls who aren’t covered in tattoos?”

Dude, you just found her. Tiffany. She’s at Deja Vu and she is knockout gorgeous.

If you can’t wait for February, you’ll find Tiff at Deja Vu most nights and just about always on the weekends. She’s just as friendly as she is beautiful, so don’t be shy. Deja Vu has some of the best strip club private bedrooms in Las Vegas (for the same price as other clubs’ group VIP).  Close the door behind you and have her all to yourself for a Vegas adventure that will be the highlight of your trip.

You may also be interested in our Gallery of Vegas Strip Club Dancers of the Month.

Here Come the Vegas Strip Club Super Bowl Parties

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Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem

Super Bowl LII (52) will be played in Minneapolis this year. The game is scheduled to start at 5:30 pm CST (3:30 pm here in Vegas). If you expect to be in Vegas for Super Bowl and you haven’t made your plans yet, do it now. This town gets packed for Super Bowl weekend and the longer you wait to book your trip, the fewer options you’ll have and the more they will cost you.

These are the Vegas strip clubs that will be hosting Super Bowl LII parties:

Superb Buffet and Half-Time Dollar Dances at Sapphire

Sapphire has Super Bowl package deals starting at $75 for seats in the main room and $150 for seats in the Showroom. Both include free limo transportation to the club, free admission, Sapphire’s outstanding $1 topless lap dance tsunami at halftime (think 100s of dancers), and Sapphire’s superb buffet (it’s usually international and includes a dessert area the size of a small strip club). Other deals that include bottles and group pricing are also available if you’re coming with buddies.

Note: All of the deals currently available on Sapphire’s website say “Pre-Event Pricing,” which means prices will likely be higher on game day. Sapphire’s Super Bowl party always gets a big crowd.  Topless, full bar, 21+   Read more…

SHOT Show Attendees: Don’t Miss “Night of the Stripping Dead”

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Pretty Dances Naked at Palomino Club

Palomino Club is Featuring a Tactical Laser Target Maze for SHOT Show

Go Through the Maze with One of the Club’s Dancers

So, you think you know how to shoot? Palomino Club, the only fully-nude Vegas strip club with a full bar, has a challenge for you. Win prizes, get drunk, and cavort with naked girls (like “Pretty,” pictured here)!

The SHOT Show (Shooting, Hunting, Outdoor Trade Show) starts Tuesday, January 23, at the Sands Expo and runs through Friday, Jan 26. Palomino Club’s unique Tactical Laser Target Maze will be in operation every night of the show plus Saturday night from 9 pm till midnight. There will be prizes each night for the fastest times getting through the maze (with the fastest time of the night getting free bottle service).

Dancers at Palomino take it all off, including their g-strings, both on stage and in private dances. Palomino Club doesn’t have a “group VIP” like you find in the Vegas topless clubs. Instead Palomino’s VIP room is all private curtained booths or private bedrooms where you can be truly alone with the naked girl you’ve chosen. Private dance prices here are better too, starting at 3 songs/$100 with no extra bar tab or bottle requirement.

Plus, Palomino offers $6 drafts and $8 bottles, even for out-of-town guests—a steal for one of the best strip clubs in Vegas.  And this is where you’ll find the wildest stage show in town.

Although Palomino has a full bar, dancers at the club only have to be 18. The under 21s wear a pink wristband so they don’t get served booze. Customers, on the other hand, must be 21, and unless you’ve got tits to die for, don’t think you can walk in by wearing a pink wristband.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys. Or, get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a fun and sexy Vegas strip club date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

Stormy Daniels Brings Her Make America Horny Again Tour to Little Darlings Friday Night

Stormy Daniels

Stormy Daniels

Did he?  Didn’t he?  You can ask Stormy Daniels Friday night at Little Darlings Las Vegas, the only Las Vegas stop on her Make America Horny Again tour.

Stormy was scheduled to appear at the Chateau Nightclub at Paris Casino on Friday night, but the nightclub wimped out due to the controversy storming around Stormy.  Fortunately, Little Darlings isn’t alarmed at the idea of consenting adults having sex.  So the infamous Penthouse model and porn superstar will be performing on stage at Little Darlings Friday night, January 26, at 11 pm.   Read more…