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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 8

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls, Wild & Crazy Stage Show

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Rene Dances at Palomino Club

  If you’re looking for a strip club in Vegas where the dancers get fully nude and you can enjoy an adult beverage while savoring them, Palomino Club is the only club in town that will satisfy you.

Sit on the rail and tip the dancers for a close-up show you won’t forget, then pick your favorite for some one-on-one private fun.  The girls here get fully nude not only on stage but in the club’s high-mileage private-booth and private-bedroom dances, starting at only 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. See our Vegas strip club VIP room complete price listings to see what a great deal this is.

Plus, Palomino makes the cut as one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs purely on the basis of its dancers’ beauty.  Check out our photo galleries of scrumptious Renee and Valentina, both TVO Dancers of the Month from Palomino Club, to get an idea of what awaits you.

Drafts are $6, domestics are $8. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our full review of Palomino Club for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also a top pick if you’re looking for a great Vegas strip club for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+   Read more…

UFC 225 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

A Super-Stacked Card & Super-Stacked Dancers Mean a Great UFC Fight Night

UFC 225 takes place this Saturday, June 9, in Chicago and this should be a good one. The main event is Whittaker vs Romero 2 for the UFC Middleweight Championship. Whittaker beat Romero to win the interim title by unanimous decision last July in a battle that went the distance.  Read more…

It’s Porn Stars Gone Wild at Sapphire Next Weekend

Chloe Amour & Spencer Scott Available for Laps at Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club and Now-Fully-Topless Pool

Sapphire Topless Pool

Look for the Pink Wristbands!

Sapphire, Las Vegas’ most celebrated lap dance orgy, has a couple of porn babes featured next weekend you should go out of your way to see if you’re in town. Both girls will be doing stage sets and VIP dances by night, and playing with guests in the now-fully-topless Sapphire Pool by day.

If you like partying with topless women, or just lounging around the deck and watching them get wet and catch rays, topless pools are a great idea. The problem is that most of these pools are a crapshoot as far as seeing topless babes. Sometimes, girls willing to bare their boobs just don’t show up. See our Las Vegas Topless Pool Overview for details.

Sapphire solves this problem by chumming the waters, so to speak. As the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, Sapphire makes its pool available to its topless dancers every weekend (Fri-Sun), so there are always hot topless babes in the crowd.

Plus, the dancers are allowed to go into the club with guests (through a convenient back entrance) to use the VIP room. So, not only do you see an abundance of bare titties at Sapphire’s pool, but you can ask any girl wearing a pink wristband to take you inside for some up-close-and-personal attention in the air-conditioned VIP.  Remember, Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law!

Chloe Amour

Chloe Amour at Sapphire

When you add porn stars into this mix — also available for private fun — we’re talking about the coolest pool on the planet. And one of the best values.  While most of the casino hotel topless pools charge anywhere from $20 to $50 for admission (for men), there’s no cover charge at Sapphire’s Pool. What are you coming to Vegas for if not to take advantage of the most fun this town has to offer?

On Friday night, June 8, sizzling Latina XXX star Chloe Amour will be the featured performer in the club, and she’ll be continuing her weekend at Sapphire on Saturday afternoon, June 9, at the Sapphire Pool.

If you saw Chloe in That Ass in Yoga Pants, you’ll probably want to see that ass out of yoga pants and possibly in your lap. Here’s your chance.

Spencer Scott at Sapphire Las Vegas

Spencer Scott

On Saturday night, June 9, totally hot Playboy Playmate Spencer Scott will be in the club, then continuing her Sapphire residency on Sunday afternoon, June 10, in the pool.

Spencer has turned in memorable performances in a lot of XXX flicks. She’s done some of her best work in Dear Diary … I Love Sex and the immortal My Pussy Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself.

Both Chloe and Spencer start their stage sets at 11:30 pm. You can get first flirting privileges with either girl when they’re not on stage by reserving a spot at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. If you’d prefer more of real date, go for a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with one of them in a Sapphire Skybox. Yes, that’s available and whipped cream is included. Set up your fun in advance right here (or call 702-869-0003).

If you don’t want to commit to a porn star package in advance, I’d advise a solo package starting at $65. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link). All packages get you a free limo to the club, free entry, a line pass, a reserved seat, a discount on drinks and host service at the most elegant strip club in Las Vegas.

Then you can sit back, get smashed, and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s world-famous babe bacchanal. Bring twenties! There are 400+ stacked and slender babes at this club at peak hours and you will want to sample them all. Note:  Without a package, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool is open Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. The porn stars are there Saturday and Sunday. Sapphire’s dancers are there always and the pool gets pretty local girls too. This is my favorite topless pool in Vegas. Period. Go once and you’ll return again and again.

Pool packages start at $70 and include free limo to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a free pool check-out special: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage for the day, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home. It’s a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 1

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls, Sizzling Hot Stage Show

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper Valentina Estrella

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only fully-nude club in Vegas with a full bar.  I recommend it as one of the best strip clubs in Vegas for its knockout gorgeous dancers who all look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

And Palomino is a club where the stage show is sizzling hot.  Think multiple girls on multiple stages undressing each other, flying around the stripper poles, and doing heart-stopping, leg-spreading close-up naked floor work.

Palomino’s dancers also get fully nude in the club’s high-mileage private-booth and private-bedroom VIP dances, starting at only 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.  Check out our guide to Vegas strip club VIP room prices to see what a great deal this is.

Palomino offers $6 drafts and $8 domestics, even for out-of-state guests. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also a top pick if you’re looking for a great Vegas strip club date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+   Read more…