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A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

That was fast! Euphoric Closes After 5 Months in Business

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Euphoric Closes: “We Hardly Knew Ya”

Euphoric was known for it’s dancers!

The urban dance club on the south end of the strip announced they were closing after only five months of operations. It seems that the final nail in the coffin was a well-publicized shooting in the parking lot involving troubled rapper Blueface.

Rapper Bluface and Girlfriend, Chrisean Rock

According to reports from Las Vegas Metro, the Las Vegas Review Journal, TMZ and the New York Post the rapper became enraged at a customer who teased the musician about the quality of girl he was seen with on the outside of the club.

Johnathan Porter, 25, popularly known as Blueface, was arrested on November  15th outside Lo-Lo’s Chicken and Waffles, near East Flamingo Road and Koval Lane, on arrest warrants for attempted murder and discharging a firearm.

See Video of the arrest here….

Video taken of the arrest and posted by shows Metro undercover officers tackling Blueface and arresting him while others off camera criticize and question officers about the arrest.

TMZ Video of Shooting and Arrest

The club developed a following based on the music and the reputation for dancers that graced the several stages in the small club. If you are a fan of bouncing booties … Euphoric could have been your choice.  Watch this video pasted in a “Rest in Pece” style Instagram on December 17th.


Club Manager Daniel Hackett has a background in area night clubs and hookah lounges. TVO wishes him well. Mr. TVO will have to find a new club to watch his NHL games!

For the full story on the shooting, the investigation and the arrest of Blue Face on November 15th in Las Vegas, click on this link.



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Two Giant Parties – One Big Night; December 15th

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Two Giant Parties – One Big Night; December 15th

Sapphire and Crazy Horse 3 Pulling Out all Stops

Las Vegas mega clubs Sapphire and Crazy Horse are throwing giants celebrations this week on the same night. The “World’s Largest Gentlemens Club” celebrates 20 years in Las Vegas on December 15th, and Crazy Horse 3 is throwing a local industry Holiday Party.

Can fans attend both?

There is a chance ….  Sapphire is Open Bar 7pm to 10 pm  and Crazy Horse 3 is Open Bar 9pm-11pm.

Sapphire Celebrates 20 Years in Las Vegas

On Thursday night Sapphire Las Vegas, the world’s largest gentlemen’s club and adult entertainment complex, transforms into a swanky, underground speakeasy as it celebrates its twentieth anniversary with a “Roaring 20s”-inspired extravaganza featuring performances sure to delight and a hosted open bar with unlimited ‘giggle juice’!

December 15th from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m., flappers, bootleggers, dapper gents and red-hot mamas are invited to get out their glad rags and ‘go on a toot’ for Sapphire’s 20th Anniversary party. Guests will be transported into a Roaring 20s-themed speakeasy as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club celebrates twenty years of topless entertainment in Viva Las Vegas.

Birthday-partiers can revel in live entertainment from local crooners The Moonshiners as they perform ‘Prohibition Pop’ throughout the evening. The illustrious Taylor Jane Thompson will also put on a little number or three, dressed to impress in burlesque.

All Sapphire “Roaring 20s” guests will receive complimentary entry into Sapphire. To purchase VIP packages, make table arrangements or to book complimentary Tesla pickup, call 702-869-0003 or book online at


Local Industry Holiday Party at Crazy Horse 3

Further south, 4.5 miles south to be exact, the famed Crazy Horse 3 is offering up their opulent club for a Local Industry Christmas Party. They will have an Open Bar from 9pm to 11pm, Complimentary Industry bottles, passed kitchen selections, $50 Black card reloads, a CH# Gift Exchange and a Swag Bag Giveaway!

The music will be provided by DJs Direct, Leverage and Infamous!

CH3 Charity Toy Drive December 9th-16th

Also… CH3 is doing a Charity Toy Drive until December 16th. Those bringing in an unwrapped toy between now and December 16th receive waived entry fee and a free drink.

Mr. and Mrs. TVO will try and make both.  I’ll let you know how Vegas parties on a Thursday night.

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MMA Champ Nick Diaz at Crazy Horse 3

Nick Diaz at Crazy Horse 3

Former MMA champion, Nick Diaz, one of the most influential names in MMA, was spotted watching the UFC 282 fights at Crazy Horse 3 in Las Vegas on Saturday, Dec. 10.

Upon his arrival, Diaz stopped to take photos and sign autographs for a crowd of eager fans who flooded him with questions about his future plans of returning to the octagon in 2023.

Nick Diaz Tells Fans: “I’m Making a Comback”

“You can see me back on top in 2023, I’m making a comeback.” said Diaz, “I’m going to be quicker than ever, stronger than ever, better than ever – I’m just gonna be a whole new me.” When asked who he’d like to face off in the octagon, Diaz eagerly replied, “Whoever is on top at the time, preferably Israel Adesanya, if he gets his title back.” 

Before making his way to a lavish VIP table, the award-winning gentlemen’s club surprised Diaz by presenting him with one of its highly-sought after member VIP bottle lockers, customized with a “Nick Diaz” gold nameplate. 

Nick Diaz and Kayla Ramos at CH3

Diaz with girlfriend Kayla Ramos

Joined by his girlfriend, Kayla Ramos and a group of close friends, Diaz caught every second of the fight night action on the club’s massive selection of 100-inch TVs. Throughout the evening, he appeared to be in good spirits, cheering on various fighters and stopping to chat with hundreds of excited fans.

Throughout the evening, he noshed on the club’s vegan tacos, which he raved about. Before departing, he ordered additional food to go that he planned to distribute to disadvantaged people in the community to enjoy following his departure from the club. 

Photo credit: Joe Fury 

Special Thanks to Alexis Kouser of BrandBombPR

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