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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Little Darlings Brings Back the Wet T-shirt Contest

Little Darlings Vegas Dancer

Little Darlings Dancer Vallerina

Tomorrow night, Wednesday, April 5, Little Darlings (club review / club website) is having a wet t-shirt contest, open to females 18+. The last Las Vegas wet t-shirt contests disappeared a year or so ago when Mr. D’s Sports Bar quit having their weekly wet t’s.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like wet t-shirt contests, especially in strip clubs, because there’s usually audience participation (you get to wet ’em down) and in strip clubs, the t’s come off. Little Darlings is a nude club, so the rest may come off too.  I plan to be there tomorrow night so I can post a firsthand report on the festivities.

Little Darlings has been having amateur contests on Wednesday nights for some time, but decided to make it a bit more interesting, starting this week, by getting the girls wet. In the past, the amateur contests have been scheduled at 11 pm, but generally started after midnight. And there’s usually prize money for the winner.

Little Darlings is a nude club, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+.  There’s no alcohol served, but the club has a good variety of smoothies and health drinks (fresh coconut milk served in the shell) in addition to the usual soft drinks.

Locals $15. Out-of-state $35. Out-of-state only $15 if you call for the club’s free limo at 702-366-1141.

NCAA Championship Game Tonight! Watch the Game in a Strip Club

Tonight is the night (Monday, April 3) for the NCAA Championship Game. The game starts at 6 pm and you can watch it with a topless girl in your lap at these clubs:

Sapphire’s Providing a Free Buffet, an Open Bar, and Porn Star Alexis Monroe

The Sapphire (club review / club website) viewing party is hosted by porn goddess Alexis Monroe. There will be one of Sapphire’s outstanding catered free buffets (think barbecue, something alfredo, gourmet Mexican, salads and a desserts bar—all served at the proper temperature) and a hosted open bar for the first half of the game. No cover if you drive yourself or arrive in Sapphire’s complimentary limo (call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride).

A Six-hour Open Bar at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls (club website) has a drink deal it may be hard to pass up:  an open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 pm – midnight! Because of the six-hour open bar, there is a $10 cover charge for locals, $20 cover for out-of-staters if you drive yourself, and $45 cover for anyone arriving in a cab. And there’s no reason for anyone to take a cab. Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 and get in for $20 with six hours of all you can drink domestics and wells.

Palomino Club has Half-Price Shots All Night & Free Shots with VIP Dances (plus Naked Girls)

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is having half-price shots all night and free shots with all VIP dances. Groups of two or more call for the free limo at 702-327-7258. No cover if you drive yourself or arrive in Palomino’s complimentary limo. If you prefer your dancers fully nude, this is the place.  Best stage show in Vegas.

Crazy Horse III Has Beer Bucket Specials Throughout the Game

Crazy Horse III (club review) has a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. There will be beer bucket specials throughout the game (4 domestics for $20). Topless, full bar, 21+

Busty Porn Stars Spencer Scott and Richelle Ryan at Sapphire This Weekend

Spencer Scott

Spencer Scott at Sapphire on Friday

If you’ve often wished you could get alone with a big name porn star who was interested in fooling around for awhile, Sapphire (club review / club website) can make your dreams come true this weekend.

On Friday, April 7, Playboy Playmate Spencer Scott will be the featured star, performing on stage throughout the night, and looking for more intimate fun with her fans when she’s not on stage. 

You may recall seeing Spencer in Dear Diary … I Love Sex, Girly Girls Like It Rough, and My Pussy Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself.

On Saturday, April 8, Richelle Ryan will be the featured performer. Richelle was featured in the tender xxx-rated love story Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9, as well as the internationally acclaimed documentary about the trials and tribulations of an innocent young girl trapped in a sex bomb’s body – There Will Be Cum.

Richelle Ryan

Richelle Ryan at Sapphire on Saturday

Both Spencer and Richelle will start their stage performances around 11:30 pm, and when they come down from the stage, they’ll be looking for guys who want to get up close and physical. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas, so if you’re in a mood to party with wild, uninhibited women, here’s your chance.

You can reserve a seat at either star’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or to take her into Sapphire’s VIP room for some topless personal attention, or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600.

If it’s the dinner date you’re interested in, my advice is to make your reservation early, as both Spencer and Richelle have huge followings and a girl can only eat so many dinners. You can set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire also offers a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s 400+ lap dancers. All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information and an updated schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.