A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Free Drinks in the Vegas Strip Clubs for ConExpo 2020

Your First Drink Free at Treasures

Free Round-Trip Limo Too

Treasures has a great deal for ConExpo attendees. Call the club at 702-257-3030 and ask for their free limo. They’ll pick you up at your hotel and bring you to their club, waive the $50 entry fee, and when you’ve had enough fun playing with their gorgeous ladies, they’ll chauffeur you back to your hotel, no charge and no strings attached.

Plus, just show your convention badge and your first drink is on the house.

Hungry? Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with its own gourmet steakhouse. It opens at 7 pm every night of the week and is open until 5 am on Fridays and Saturdays, until 3 am on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and until 1 am on Sundays and Mondays.  See the steakhouse menu here. You can also order from the steakhouse or the Treasures grill from inside the club.

What Treasures is really about, however, is the girls. These are some of the most gorgeous knockouts in Vegas and they never say no. To get an idea of how wild the lap and VIP dances are here, check out this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experience at the club.

If you’re going to spend the evening, check out the great package deals on the club website. Topless, full bar, 21+

Open Bar Plus 400 Stacked 9s and 10s at Sapphire

Sapphire Las Vegas stripper

Leya is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire Las Vegas will be hosting an open bar from 10-11 pm for ConExpo attendees every night of the convention (March 10-14).  That’s five hours of free booze (everything but champagne and super premium liquors) just for showing your convention badge.

After a long hard day of checking out the latest in air compressors, rammers, rollers, backhoes, trenchers, grinders, mixers, scrapers, shot blasters, spider cranes and articulating boom lifts, buddy, you need a drink and some fine sets of soft titties to take your mind off of work. Sapphire is Las Vegas’ largest gentlemen’s club, where 400+ stacked 9s and 10s in skimpy underthings are ready to start ramming, rolling, grinding, mixing, shot blasting and generally soothing your frazzled nerves in the wildest all-night lap dance orgy in town.

Pro Tip:  Do not take a cab or rideshare to Sapphire or you will be charged the standard $50 club admission.   Instead, get free admission by taking advantage of Sapphire’s fleet of free limos waiting to pick you up at your hotel and transport you to the club in style.  Just call 702-869-0003 to reserve your free ride and spend the fifty bucks you save on the girls.

You can also find great Sapphire package deals here for bottle service, groups and couples. All include a drink discount, free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table, and the full royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Bad Girls of Porn in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Nina Elle and Sarah Jessie at Sapphire

Nina Elle at Sapphire Las Vegas

Nina Elle at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring two of porn’s most over-the-top babes this weekend, performing on stage and doing one-on-one private shows for any fans brave enough to get alone with them.

On Friday night, March 13, Germany’s voluptuous Nina Elle will take the main stage at Sapphire at 11:30 pm. If you saw Nina in the XXX Seriously Slutty or Slut Hotel, you’d swear she really was a slut. But if you saw Nina as Ilsa in Dracula in a Women’s Prison, you’ve seen sluttery at its finest.  Isn’t it time now to let Nina play slut with you?

Sarah Jessie at Sapphire Las Vegas

Sarah Jessie at Sapphire Saturday

For their Saturday night feature (March 14), Sapphire knew they had to bring in an adult performer who could follow Nina Elle’s performance! So they booked Sarah Jessie, a girl who was born into a porn family. (Really! Sarah’s father was shooting underground fetish porn way back when it was still actually underground.)

Sarah’s not your typical sweet innocent cheerleader porn type. If you saw her in Maneaters, you know she has an insatiable appetite for . . . let’s just say, men. And if you saw her in Wet Dreams Come True, that should be the clincher. You’ve got to see this girl live and in the flesh, which you can do on Saturday night starting at 11:30 pm.

Both Nina Elle and Sarah Jessie will be flirting with their fans at their private tables between their stage sets, trying to tempt guys into the VIP or a Sapphire Skybox for physical one-on-one fun. To get first dibs on either star, you can reserve a seat at those tables for only $135 (and that includes a two-hour open bar that includes the good stuff). My advice to brave men with filthy minds:  Get this package online here (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire also offers a solo package (for just $65) that provides a reserved table in the heart of the club’s high-mileage lap dance orgy. Think 400+ stacked 9s and 10s who are irresistible in their skimpy lingerie ensembles, especially when they snuggle down into your lap and sweetly remove their bras.  This package includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot.

You can also find package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link.  All Sapphire package deals include free limo transport to the club, free admission (a $50 savings), a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ finest gentlemen’s clubs.

Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package deal is worth it not only for the drink discount but for the reserved table.  Don’t be the guy at the world’s best lap dance orgy without a lap!  Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 6

Treasures — Stacked 9s and 10s in Vegas’ Most Luxurious Setting

  Treasures is the most elegant strip club in Vegas, with crystal chandeliers, balconies, a winding staircase, plush easy chairs in the VIP and oil paintings on the walls.

It’s also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse, open till 5 am on weekends, where you can entertain a buddy or client or even invite one of the club’s dancers for a romantic meal before you undress her for dessert.

This is also the darkest strip club in Vegas, meaning you won’t be irritated by flashing lights out on the main floor. And it’s dark for a reason. Privacy. Treasures dancers are flirty, friendly and uninhibited. To get an idea of how far they go, check out this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experience at the club.

Treasures is a premium Vegas gentlemen’s club and charges like it but you can have a lot of fun here for the price of a lesser club if you hook yourself up with one of the packages on the club website. Their $50 “club package,” for example, includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), in addition to free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.

If you prefer top shelf liquor and think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures’ offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package,” which is one of the best strip club package deals in Las Vegas. In addition to free admission, round-trip limo service, a line pass, and a VIP table, that package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne.

If you don’t want to commit to a package but you want to save on cab fare and the club’s admission charge, just call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached.  Topless, full bar, age 21+

Palomino Club — The Only Fully-Nude Vegas Strip Club with a Full Bar

Las Vegas stripper at Palomino Club

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and dancers that drop their g-strings. If you enjoy both an adult beverage and pussy, why would you go anywhere else?

The dancers here look like a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life.  Check out our photo galleries of ReneeLily and Octavia, all Palomino dancers, to see what’s in store for you. And the stage show here is the hottest in town, with naked angels flying around the stripper poles, in-your-face leg spreads and barely legal girl-on-girl fantasy acts.

Plus drink and private dance prices are among the friendliest in Vegas, with draft beers starting at only $7 and high-mileage, totally-nude VIP dances, in one-on-one private booths or private bedrooms, starting at only $100 with no extra bar tab.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984. If you’re by yourself, call for limo availability, as you can often catch a ride to the club if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location.

Or check out Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and even solo guys.  A package is a always a good deal here not only for the drink deals, but for the reserved table, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Meet Serena, Our Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month

Lovely Serena of Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer SerenaSpring is here and that big Vegas sun has started to warm up our days. To warm up our nights, Palomino Club presents the lovely Serena, TVO’s Vegas Strip Club Dancer of the Month for March 2020. If you’re trying to shake off the dreariness of winter, Serena has the perfect combination of youth, beauty and legs up to here to get your motor moving.

On stage, she’s all grace and sensuality, with her warm smile and sparkling eyes, and even when she’s naked, she exudes a sweet charm that makes you want to get closer to her.

Luckily for all of us, Palomino’s intrepid photographer, Matt Lotter, shot a photo set of Serena that you can view below. Keep in mind that when you see her on stage, Serena won’t be wearing quite so many clothes. And if you take her into one of Palomino’s fully private VIP booths or private bedrooms, she prefers to entertain you in the buff.

Palomino Club is one of the top Las Vegas strip clubs, and it’s the only strip club in Vegas that has both a full bar and totally nude dancers. Just call 702-642-2984 for free limo transport to the club for groups of two or more (solo guys should call for limo availability, as you can often catch a free ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).

Also, check out Palomino’s VIP package deals for bottle service, couples and groups. I recommend a package here not only for the club’s royalty treatment but for the reserved table, as this popular club gets to standing room only many nights by 10 pm.

Until you get to the club, you have our gallery of Serena to stoke your fantasies.

Click on the photos below the fold to enlarge.

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