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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Fine Booty Porn Babes in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Cali Carter Booty

Cali Carter at Sapphire Friday

If you like butts, you’re going to have your hands full in the Vegas strip clubs this weekend.

Every weekend Sapphire, Las Vegas’ most over-the-top topless club, presents two new porn stars, and this coming Friday and Saturday nights (March 23-24), Sapphire brings on the fine booty blondes.

The stars perform on stage throughout the night, starting their stage sets at 11:30. When they’re not on stage, they’ll be out in the crowd looking for guys who want to get up close and physical in Sapphire’s VIP.

Guys, if you’ve ever wanted to push the outer limits of how far a Vegas strip club private show can go, Sapphire’s featured XXX stars are the babes to take you there (good for adventuresome couples too).

On Friday, March 23, Cali Carter will be Sapphire’s booty princess. Cali has been featured lately on the adult TV series Big Wet Butts and Big Butts Like It Big. 

Alexis Monroe

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire Saturday

Saturday, March 24, Alexis Monroe will be on the booty menu. You may recall seeing Alexis in Angelic Asses, Buns of Anarchy, and the immortal Beyond the Call of Booty.

To get first lap-time privileges with Cali or Alexis, you can reserve a seat at their private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 (available online here). Other porn star packages, including a private steak and lobster dinner date with champagne, strawberries and whipped cream in a luxurious Sapphire Skybox are also available through that link.

Or get a solo package starting at $65 and focus your attention on Sapphire’s world-class lap dance orgy, which always keeps it at the top of my list of the best Vegas strip clubs. (There are also group, couple, and bottle packages available through that link.) All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant strip club in Vegas.  We recommend a package at this club because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

If you’re coming to town later, you might want to check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. We update that page weekly.

Hustler Club will be featuring porn honey AJ Applegate in two shows nightly starting 11 pm on Thursday, Friday and Saturday (March 22-24). AJ has also appeared in the Big Wet Butts TV series as well as in the XXX flick The Booty Queen. Locals free with Vu Card. Out-of-staters $50. Topless, full bar 21+

St. Paddy’s Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 16

Palomino Club — Full Bar, All Nude, All Scrumptious

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Pretty Dances at Palomino Club

  Why is Palomino the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas where you can drink an adult beverage while watching fully nude dancers? There’s a law in Vegas that says booze and pussy don’t mix, so at all the other clubs with bars the g-strings must stay on. But not at Palomino, which has an exemption. These girls get NAKED (except for their 8-inch fuck-me shoes) not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private VIP booths and private bedrooms.

Plus, Palomino Club features the wildest strip club stage show in Vegas. Picture 130+ of the most beautiful naked women in town taking the main stage two to four at a time to undress each other, tease you over the rail, fly around the stripper poles and otherwise push the limits.

Drink prices here are a friendly $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles, or roughly half what most Vegas topless clubs charge. High-mileage nude private dances in the club’s private curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab).

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. This is a female-friendly club and perfect for couples, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Nude, full bar, 21+   Read more…

Porn Babes in the Vegas Strip Clubs for St. Paddy’s Day Weekend

Heather Vahn

Heather Vahn at Sapphire Friday

Porn Star Parties at Sapphire with Heather Vahn or the Kayden Sisters

It’s that time of year when Vegas turns into one big St. Patrick’s Day party and what better way to celebrate than with green beer and porn stars?

On Friday, March 16 (St. Patrick’s Eve) Sapphire will be featuring stacked and sultry Latina temptress Heather Vahn, star of Gag Reflex and Cuties in Captivity.  Heather will be doing two stage sets starting at around 11:30 pm and will be available to help fans live out their Heather Vahn fantasies in the VIP between sets.

If you’ve never had a private interlude with a porn star at Sapphire, let me tell you it’s something special.  Sapphire is world-famous for its hands-on lap dance orgy, and porn stars are famous for being the least inhibited women on earth.  You can cuddle and flirt, ask her for a slow striptease, act out a porn scene, or anything else you can imagine with only her g-string and your pants getting between you.

Kayden Sisters

The Kayden Sisters at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday, March 17, it will be the scrumptious blonde Kayden sisters stirring up the Sapphire St. Patrick’s Day crowd.  Kayla and Kendall Kayden, co-stars of the unforgettable Sister Swap and family favorite Busthouse, may be the best teases I’ve ever seen on a strip club stage.  Kayla started her career as a Playboy Playmate, while Kendall is the all-American sweetheart type.  Together, they’ve got this devil/angel chemistry.  For a VIP experience you’ll never forget, take both of them into a Sapphire Skybox together and let them work their sibling magic on you.

You can reserve a seat at Heather’s or the Kayden Sisters’ private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. That gives you first flirting rights and first crack at the VIP. You can also reserve a private dinner date with any of them in a luxurious Sapphire Skybox for $1600. These and other porn star packages are available online here.

Or get a solo package starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and indulge yourself with the 400+ stacked and slender babes at one of Las Vegas’ all-time best strip clubs. You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.

We recommend a package at this club because otherwise it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the $15 reservations fee is waived if you buy a 2-for-1 drink ticket, a no-brainer).  Topless, full bar, 21+.

Little Darlings to Bring Down the House with Porn’s Bridget the Midget

Bridget Powerz

Bridget Powerz at Little Darlings

Both Friday & Saturday nights, March 16 and 17, Little Darlings Vegas will be featuring Bridget Powers, also known as Bridget Powerz or Bridget the Midget.  You may recognize Bridget from the Howard Stern Show, from HBO’s Cathouse series, or from any of her hardcore films, including Cap’n Mongo’s Porno Playhouse and New Wave Hookers 6.

Little Darlings is an all-nude club, so Bridget will be taking it all off.  She’ll be doing two stage sets each night starting after 11 pm.  Bridget pole dances, she twerks, and she struts her stuff.  She may show up with a Marilyn Monroe look, in leather, or in a schoolgirl get-up.  Bridget is known for pushing boundaries.

Little Darlings is a no-alcohol club with an age 18+ crowd, so the party should be wild.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the free club limo.  Plus, on St. Patrick’s Day you can get in for half price simply for wearing green.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Even $20 lap dances at this club are fully nude, and six minutes alone with a naked girl is always better than three minutes.

So You Wanna Be A Porn Star — Part 2

Between the Sheets by JR Verlin

I interviewed three male porn stars at the 2018 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and asked all of them how they got into the business. You can read their answers in So You Wanna Be a Porn Star.

One of the guys I interviewed was Logan Pierce, XRCO New Stud award winner of 2013 and AVN 2015 nominee for Best Three-Way Sex Scene for his role in The Submission of Emma Marx.  Pierce had recently written a book titled Between the Sheets: Rise of a Working Stiff.  He told me the book was a collection of true stories from a journal he’d kept about his first year in the adult film industry.

I didn’t know what to expect from a book written by a porn actor, but to my surprise I found the book well-written and hard to put down.  You see these porn actors and you wonder, who is that guy and how did he get that job?  You wonder what kind of money they’re making. All you see is people having sex, but you wonder not only how they feel about it but how they feel about all the people standing around with cameras and microphones pointed at them.

Logan Pierce with Kristen Scott

Logan Pierce on the Set with Kristen Scott

Between the Sheets, written under the pen name J.R. Verlin, answers those questions.  You’re literally in this guy’s head as he goes through his day.  This is not technically a guide to how to become a male porn actor, but it is a good description of how Pierce did it by connecting with porn stars through social media.  One of the stars hooks him up with an agent and the next thing he knows he’s shooting a sex scene to see if he’s got what it takes.  He does.   Read more…