Friday, February 17
Palomino Club — Naked Girls, Full Bar, and Vegas’ Wildest Stage Show
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Palomino Club (club review / club website) has it all. The dancers are gorgeous. They’re talented, flirty, acrobatic, and completely naked. This is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and nude dancers — and they get naked both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. At peak hours, you’ll have your pick of 100+ girls, all willing to take it all off for you in the VIP.
And you’ll love Palomino’s VIP room. It’s all private curtained booths, so you can focus on the naked girl you’re with instead of the other guys in the VIP. Plus there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP, so just bring your drink with you. Palomino’s drink prices are a deal, with $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.
For even more privacy, Palomino has private theme rooms and bedrooms where you can control the lighting and sound.
Palomino also has Las Vegas’ most erotic stage show. It’s a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. The show is crazy sexy and the dancers are couples-friendly.
To get a feel for the club and the dancers, check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night: Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show, Pole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.
Scarlett and Bethany at Palomino Club
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.
Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.) (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire — the World’s Largest Lap Dance Orgy with Porn Star Jayden Jaymes
Mika is a Sapphire Gem
Sapphire (club review / club website) is the lap dance capital not only of Vegas, but of the world. First, as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, there are 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours. Who else can compete with that?
Second, Sapphire draws the sexiest women from all over the west coast to entertain the crowds here. And there’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas, so the dancers who like to get physical are the ones who fly in, and the mileage is through the roof compared to most other cities.
Simply stated, Sapphire is Fun with a capital F for guys who like tits.
And Sapphire sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you prefer (from buxom and blonde to sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.
Tonight (Friday, Feb 17) porn queen Jayden Jaymes will be performing live on stage throughout the night and looking for guys to have some up-close-and-personal fun with in the VIP.
Jayden played herself in the American Family Council’s favorite instructional video, Misleading Teens into Anal Sex. She’s an uninhibited, fun-loving, all-American girl, so don’t pass up this opportunity. You’re in Vegas, baby! Do it! Jayden’s here to make money by having fun with her fans.
You can reserve a seat at Jayden’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Jayden has a big following.
A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.
For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see: Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
Busty MILF Sara Jay at Hustler Club All Weekend
Hustler Club (club review) is featuring busty MILF porn star Sara Jay, performing on stage all weekend, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights (Feb 17 – 19). Topless. Full bar. 21+
Saturday, February 18
Sapphire — Porn Star Kagney Linn Karter Joins the World’s Largest Lap Dance Brigade
Kagney Linn Karter
at Sapphire Saturday Night
Tonight at Sapphire (club review / club website) one of porn’s major tit queens, Kagney Linn Karter, will be driving guys nuts on stage, then looking for anyone who want to mess around with her in private when she comes down from the stage.
Kagney Linn has appeared in more than 200 adult films, including Rack-tastic, Overworked Titties, Tits to Die For, and Tits in Charge. Isn’t it about time you had an uninhibited busty babe topless in your lap? Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so don’t pass up this opportunity to let Kagney Linn show you what she’s famous for — in your lap, in your face, and in your roaming hands.
Kagney Linn’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking her for private time. That’s why she’s here.
For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Vegas does NOT have a no-touching law. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.
All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – it was $18 or $19 last time I checked, but worth it – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night
The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Skillz Hudson as the feature performer, plus guest comedian Keith Yackey. Plus, there’s a smooth magician, Mon Dre, and a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.
You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Nerdlesque Night at Artifice
It’s Nerdlesque night at the Artifice. Nerdlesque is just what it sounds like — burlesque by, for, about nerds. Tonight’s theme will focus on characters from the DC universe. (I’ll guess we’ll see Wonder Woman, maybe Batgirl, Catwoman, and Harley Quinn stripping out of their costumes?)
The performers in Nerdlesque are Vegas locals dedicated to reviving the art of traditional striptease. Hosted by JP Nomi Malone, with burlesque performances by Dahlia Dark, Innocence, Katarina Honeybunny, La Rosa Muerta, Loon A Tik, Mae DuLuc, Pistol Holliday, and Charlie Starling, the doors open at 7:30, and the show starts at 8:00. Tickets are $10. The Artifice is located at 1025 S 1st St, Las Vegas. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, February 19
Tease & Tails: A Disney Burlesque
Here’s a new burlesque venue, the Velveteen Rabbit, a bar and cocktail lounge downtown in the Arts District. I believe this is the first time this place has had a burlesque show, so let’s see how it works. The theme tonight is “a Disney Burlesque.” The promo material says: “Join us for an evening of turning your cherished childhood memories into confusing sexual fantasies.” Sounds fun to me.
Hosted by Erik Amblad as Mr. Disney, with performances by Lily Starr, Luna La Vie, Strawberry Tallcake, Charlie Starling, Penni Piper, Harlot O’Scara, Naughty Lee Wood, Molly Boom Boom and Nixie Pearl.
Doors 6 pm, show 7 pm. The Velveteen Rabbit is located at 1218 S Main St, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.