A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Sunday Night Football at Palomino Club

Bunny Gets Naked at Palomino Club

Palomino Club is the only Vegas strip club advertising a Sunday Night Football viewing party. It’s the Bears vs the Rams tonight, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm. The club will be opening its doors at 4:30 pm today (and every Sunday for their SNF party).

The party is sponsored by Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, that will be remote-broadcasting from Palomino during the game. They’re advertising $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, buy 1 get on free shots at half time, free taco bar and prize giveaways.

Palomino has a full bar and totally nude dancers. You won’t find this booze-and-pussy combo at any other strip club in Vegas because it’s a violation of state law. But Palomino got grandfathered in 50 years ago. So, all dancers get naked on stage and in the private VIP shows.

You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, Sept 10 / Saturday, Sept 11 / Sunday, Sept 12 

Hustler Club Celebrates 11th Anniversary

DJ Konstantina Gianna

  This weekend, Hustler Club celebrates it’s 11th Anniversay in Las Vegas. On Friday night, September 10, one night only, hip hop legends 2 Live Crew will be doing a midnight show on Hustler’s main stage.

On Saturday night, Sept 11, one night only, MicroMania Midget Wrestling will take over the club starting at 10 pm. Also on Saturday night, Instagram hottie Konstantina Gianna will be doing DJ sets.

On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque is featured on Hustler’s main stage. Hustler is now open 24/7. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Hot Dancers, Full Nude, Full Bar

Zoe Bares It All at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club, the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and totally nude dancers, keeps hiring new dancers and they are all gorgeus. Their latest addition is Zoe.

Drink prices at Palomino are lower than at most of the big topless clubs, and unlike many Vegas strip clubs, out-of-staters at Palomino pay the same low prices as locals. All dancers get naked on stage and in the private VIP shows,

You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+. You can tell the under-21 dancers by the plastic wristband they wear so the bartenders and servers don’t accidentally serve them booze.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Porn Babe September Reign at Little Darlings

  On Friday and Saturday night, September 10-11, Little Darlings is featuring porn cutie, September Reign. September Reign will be doing two all-nude shows on Little D’s main stage after 11 pm each night. She’ll also be available for nude private shows in the VIP when she’s not on stage.

To see Little Darlings’ full schedule of porn stars to come, click here.

Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, you only have to be 18+, as do the dancers. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Another Hot Weekend at Sapphire’s Topless Pool

  Sapphire’s Topless Pool is simply the best adult pool party in town. None of the other pool parties have Sapphire’s dancers taking advantage of the sunshine to work on their tans!

On Friday, September 10, Sapphire’s Pool is featuring DJ Mike Fusion. On Saturday, September 11, DJ J Nice will takeover the beats, with IG bombshell Amanda Nicole as the Summer Swim Host. On Sunday, September 12, DJ Seven will be the beatmeister. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here.

Because the Sapphire Pool is outdoors, the servers, bartenders, and go-go dancers should all be maskless as well as topless. The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003.

Sapphire (the gentlemen’s club) is now open from 8 pm to 4 am daily. Or call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Both the gentlemen’s club and the pool are topless, full bar, 21+

Thursday Night Football at Minks

♦  Minks is one of the best locals clubs in Vegas. Tonight, Thursday, sept 9, Minks is featuring the Thursday Night Football game between the Cowboys and the Bucs with Bud Light and Ultra just $4. Also, on Monday nights, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Blow Your Bitcoin Bucks at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse III is now accepting Bitcoin for bottle packages, though the club is planning to accept crypto in the future for admission, drinks and even dance dollars. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

A Touch of Burlesque at Centerfolds

Centerfolds Cabaret features “A Touch of Burlesque,” every Wednesday through Sunday night at 11 pm The six dancers that make up the cast include Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s ‘Atomic Saloon’ and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris. See packages here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sunday School at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls is featuring “Sunday School at the Vu” every Sunday for guys who like girls in pleated plaid microskirts (I do!). Plus, if you dress like a schoolgirl, you get free admission. Select bottles are priced at $99 on Sundays. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures Has the Best Grub in Town

Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Club Possibilities

 Sophia’s has reopened. The club has not updated its website or Facebook page since the shutdown last year, but they are slowly coming to life and getting back to biz. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is open from 8 pm – 6 am daily. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.

Sapphire Introduces Raiders Watch Parties & Park-And-Ride Promotion

Monday Night Football Parties at Sapphire Las Vegas

Sapphire Las Vegas Super Bowl PartySapphire Las Vegas is going all out for NFL football season this year, starting with the first Monday Night Football game on September 13, when the Baltimore Ravens take on the Las Vegas Raiders. Doors open for this massive event at 4pm with kickoff at 5:15 pm.

Sapphire offers a $20 package for the main room and a $40 package for the 300-seat Showroom.

The $20 main room package includes an open bar from 4 pm thru the 3rd quarter, a tailgate style buffet, prize giveaways, raffles,  halftime dollar dances from over 100 topless babes, and main room access to watch the game on huge HD screens and digital surround sound.

The $40 Showroom package includes the club’s famous multi-table buffet, VIP Showroom access, open bar from 4 pm thru the 3rd quarter, HD picture and sound, giveaways, raffles, and the Sapphire cheerleaders $1 dances at halftime. The hosted open bar means specific brands of vodka, tequila, Scotch, bourbon, whiskey, champagne and other liquors will be poured for free in unlimited amounts. Book either package online here.

Sapphire also offers a MNF Season Pass for $200. This includes VIP Showroom seating for all MNF regular season games, plus 1 General Admission Super Sunday party ticket valued @ $75 (Super Sunday VIP package extra). Complimentary food, 2 drinks per game, HD picture and sound, giveaways, raffles, and the Sapphire cheerleaders dollar dance party. Single game purchase value of over $600+.

The Park and Ride Promotion

If you plan to attend any of the Raiders games at Allegiant Stadium, starting Monday, September 26 and continuing every home game thereafter, Raiders fans will receive courtesy parking at the Sapphire and will be able to catch a complimentary shuttle to Allegiant Stadium, courtesy of Sapphire. Before heading to the stadium, guests are invited to pre-game with complimentary drinks accompanied by the Sapphire cheerleaders.

Fans who participate in the park-and-ride program will be brought back to Sapphire where they can get their post-game celebration on with another round of free drinks! To purchase VIP packages, complimentary Tesla pickup or to make table reservations, call 702-869-0003.