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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Win a Free VIP Dance on Wednesday Nights at Little Darlings!

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Little Darlings Dancer Serenity

On Wednesday nights at Little Darlings Las Vegas you’ll be given a raffle ticket when you pay your entry fee. Don’t throw that ticket away. At 1 am, there will be a drawing to determine the winner, who gets a trip to one of Little D’s private VIP rooms with the dancer of his choice — paid for by the house! You must be present to win.

Plus, Do You Qualify for FREE Admission?

Plus, there are two ways to get into Little D’s for free tonight.

1. Tonight is College Night at Little D’s. That means you get free entry if you show your college ID (and do not arrive via cab or rideshare). Valid out-of-state college IDs are fine, and you only have to be 18+.

2. In addition, on Little Darlings’ Facebook page, they’re advertising tonight only, Wednesday, February 6, as their First Annual Welfare Wednesday, with free admission to anyone with an EBT card. (An EBT card is a government-issued card that has replaced food stamps as a means of providing grocery money to the poor.) If you’ve got a valid EBT card, your cover charge will be waived, provided you don’t arrive via cab or rideshare. You cannot use EBT funds to purchase lap dances, but the Facebook flyer says “complimentary government cheese and crackers” will be available.

Little Darlings has a scrumptious squad of young cuties who get totally naked on stage and in the private dances. No alcohol is served, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+.

The high-mileage VIP dances start at $125 for 15 minutes (with no extra bar tab). Take a look at our survey of the best strip club private room deals in Vegas. That’s a better VIP dance price than you’ll find in any of the major topless clubs in Vegas (and at Little D’s the dancers drop their panties and wear nothing but a smile).

Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo. (So out-of-towners are losing $15 in addition to the cab fare if you don’t go for the free limo.) Don’t be a chump. Leave the driving to them.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. There’s also a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little Darlings’ website. And even the $20 lap dances here are done totally nude and in private booths off the main floor. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Meet Two of Palomino Club’s New Dancers

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Love at Palomino Club

Palomino Club, the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas that has both a full bar and dancers who perform fully nude, continues to add new girls to its roster of stunning beauties. Here are a couple that have have caught my eye recently — Love and Leilani, though every damn one of the girls who dance here are major foxes.

All of Palomino’s dancers perform fully nude on stage. And if you take a dancer into one of the club’s all-private VIP rooms, she will take everything off in there also.  There is no “group VIP” at Palomino as you at find most Vegas strip clubs.

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Leilani in Palomino’s Private Bedroom

Palomino’s VIP has individual booths with an opaque curtain across each door, giving each customer a one-on-one experience with his dancer of choice. For the more adventurous, Palomino also has larger one-on-one “theme rooms” that have bigger plusher sofas or even a full-size bed.

If you’re a Vegas strip club aficionado but you’ve never been to Palomino Club, I urge you to check this place out on your next trip to Vegas. It’s the only place in Vegas that will serve you booze while you’re watching totally naked girls on stage. Out-of-staters get the same friendly drink prices as locals ($6 drafts).  These deals, the outstanding stage show, and 130+ dancers that look like they’re straight from a Victoria’s Secret catalog keep Palomino on TVO’s list of the best Vegas strip clubs.

Call 702-642-2984 to reserve a VIP table. And check out Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys. Nude, full bar, 21+

August Taylor and Monique Alexander Bring Knockout Knockers to Sapphire Las Vegas

August Taylor at Sapphire Las Vegas

August Taylor

Sapphire Vegas has a couple more bodacious beauties coming to tease you this coming weekend, namely XXX film stars August Taylor and Monique Alexander. If you’re a boob man, you’ll be in heaven with either of these babes.

On Friday night, February 8, August Taylor will be the feature. August has specialized in big titty flicks, like Bra Busters 7, Gazongas, and Thirsty for Some Titties. She’ll be dancing on stage then looking for fans she can lure into Sapphire’s VIP room. Let her quench your thirst and make this your best Vegas vacation ever.

Then, on Saturday, February 9, Monique Alexander will be in the house. You may have seen Monique in such critically-acclaimed classics as Delicious Tits, Gym Nymphos, and especially Angels of Debauchery. Do you believe in angels? Get into a private Skybox alone with Monique and you’ll believe in miracles!

Monique Alexander at Sapphire Las Vegas

Monique Alexander

Between their stage sets that start at 11:30 pm, both August and Monique will be be trying to seduce guys into getting alone with them for more physical one-on-one fun. If this interests you, you can lock up a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. That will put you in the catbird seat to be teased mercilessly when they come off stage. Do you think you can resist their advances? My advice is don’t even try. Bring money to blow. You can get this package deal here.

Or, if you’re a boob man who’s up for some major titty fun, do yourself a favor and reserve a private dinner date with either August or Monique in one of Sapphire’s luxury Skyboxes. The club will be happy to provide the whipped cream. Other porn star package deals are described on Sapphire’s website here (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire also offers a solo package deal here for $65 that provides a reserved seat right in the center of the club’s high-contact lap dance orgy. The party lasts all night long with 400+ babes who look yummy in their sexy lingerie and even yummier when they snuggle into your lap and take their bras off. With that package, you get a $50 drink card and a free shot. All Sapphire packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

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Friday, February 1

Striptease Night at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Ginelle Dances Nude at Little Darlings

  Little Darlings is the Vegas strip club where many girls break into the business. Because the club serves no alcohol, dancers and customers only have to be 18+, and dancers can take off everything, including their g-strings. If you like watching cute, barely legal girls getting naked, you’ll love Little D’s. Because they’re new, they work really hard at teasing and pleasing. I love sitting on the rail here because the stage show is always sizzling.

Friday and Saturday nights are called “theme nights,” which means the dancers are encouraged to start out in costumes, making the show more of a striptease show than just nude dancing. But they all get down to their birthday suits, so if you like pussy, don’t waste your time in the topless joints where the g-strings never come off.

The full nudity policy here isn’t just for the stage shows. Dancers get naked for every private show, including every $20 lap dance, which all take place in one-on-one booths, not out on the main floor. These are the only $20 private dances you’ll find in this town. High-mileage totally nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes, which you’ll find featured in our best Vegas VIP room dance price guide.

Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing the club website on your phone.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+  Read more…