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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 12

Treasures — A Mansion Full of Creature Comforts Inhabited by Beautiful Women

  Treasures has a reputation to live up to. The word is mileage, and it’s the reason many locals swear by this club. Vegas locals also like luxury, and Treasures is the most luxurious gentlemen’s club in town — a mansion full of creature comforts, inhabited by beautiful women who sparkle in the opulent setting.

Treasures is also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse (open all night). A lot of guys like to sample the beautiful women out in the club’s main room, then pick one for a special dinner date.  The girl you choose will dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails and dinner, then lead you upstairs to the VIP for an up-close-and-physical dessert.

Out-of-staters should call the club at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. Don’t hassle with driving in this crazy town. Treasures likes to pick up its special guests and limo them in style to the club. And they’ll chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. You’re always a VIP here.

Generous package deals are available on Treasures’ website. If you like the good stuff, they offer an open bar package for only $120 that includes everything but champagne and super-premiuns.  If you don’t drink very much, the $50 VIP package includes three drinks, a line pass, free round-trip limo, free admission and a VIP table for the night.  There are also good deals on dinner packages, bottle service, and packages for groups and couples. It’s a great way to get a premium strip club experience for the prices at lesser clubs.  Topless, full bar, 21+ Read more…

Pole Expo 2019 Comes to the Rio Next Month

A School for Strippers at the Rio!

Palomino Club Las Vegas Pole Dancer Dlseena

Dlseena Pole Dances at Palomino Club

The annual Pole Expo, a series of workshops and competitions related to the art of pole dancing, is coming to the Rio Hotel on August 22-24.  This will be Olympics-level gymnastics, guys, not the topless and nude erotic pole dancing found in the best Las Vegas strip clubs.  There will be both male and female athletes competing.

The expo will also feature workshops geared toward women who are interested in performing as strippers, which is where most professional pole dancers ply their trade. The titles of some of these classes are: Floor F*ckery, 99 Ways to Twerk, Floor Work with a Bang, “Sell Your Sexy” Floorwork, Rise & Grind, and Striptease/Lap Dance. Wow, an actual school for strippers at the Rio!

If you’re a pole fanatic, an All Access Pass is $189.  That gets you into most of the competitions as well as the vendor area all three days.  If you’re primarily interested in watching the competition for Overall Pole Classic Champion, between the best eight pole athletes (both male and female), that event is Friday night, August 23 at 6:30 pm. General admission tix for that event are $40.

For complete information and to purchase tickets, go to the Pole Expo Website.

For guys who are most interested in getting turned on by pole dancers, Palomino Club features the best erotic pole dancing in Las Vegas every night of the week.  Palomino Club will also be hosting the Miss Exotic Nevada Pole Championship this month on Tuesday and Wednesday, July 23-24, at 8 pm.

Midweek Deals in the Vegas Strip Clubs 2019

Vegas Strip Club Bottle Service Specials

Palomino Club Las Vegas dancer

Lily Dances at Palomino Club

There’s no better way to attract a Vegas strip club’s top dancer talent than by having a bottle on ice with mixers on your table.  The dancers love the free bottles of water you get with bottle service and the bottle service tells them 1.) you can afford a bottle so you can probably afford a dance, and 2.) you’re there to enjoy the evening, not just stopping in for a beer on your way home from work.

Some of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas have bottle service deals midweek that are exceptional. Here are a few of the best I’ve found around town this summer:

Palomino Club has an Early Bird Special, available from 4 pm till 10 pm, Sunday-Thursday only. Any Ciroc bottle is just $250. (Regular price on Ciroc is $460 at Palomino Club.  It’s $700+ at other strip clubs in town.)

Check out Palomino’s website for package deals or call 702-642-2984 for reservations, questions, or free round-trip limo transport. Palomino’s nude stage show and dancers are first rate no matter what day or time you go.  Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

A New Vegas Strip Club for 2019

Seamless Topless Club Reopening Soon — Now Hiring!

Seamless, a swank gentlemen’s club that closed six years ago as a result of the Vegas Taxi Wars, will be reopening soon. I don’t know the exact date, but they are now hiring bartenders, cocktail servers, bar backs, bussers, porters and cashiers.

I loved this club before it closed.  At 4 am, it used to change from a strip club into an after hours club.  All the strippers were still available to give VIP room dances, but they had to change into dresses to come into the main room to lure guys to the VIP.  As a result, it was like a throwback to the old taxi dance clubs, or a weird dating scene.  Guys would invite strippers to dance with them to the DJ’s beats, and after a few dances they would usually head to the VIP together.

I suppose it’s too much to hope that the new ownership has that kind of vision, but we’ll see.

Anyone interested in working here should show up at the club at 4740 Arville Street (across from the Orleans Casino), between 2 pm and 4 pm, Tuesday or Wednesday (July 9-10).

For more info, you can call them at 702-485-6422.  I’ll post a review when they open.

In the meantime, check out our post on the best Las Vegas strip clubs, updated a month ago.