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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

The Stanley Cup Finals in the Vegas Strip Clubs

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Renee Dances at Palomino Club

Vegas Golden Knights fever has come to a conclusion everyone hoped for but no one (especially the Vegas casino sportsbooks) could have believed possible.

The Knights, in their very first year as an NHL expansion team, will be playing in the Stanley Cup Finals starting on Memorial Day, Monday, May 28 at 5 pm. Let’s cheer on our first pro hometown team as they go for the ultimate finale to their fairytale season, and let’s do it in one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs!

Since the Washington Capitals won their series against Tampa Bay, the Vegas Golden Knights will have home field advantage against Washington and games 1 and 2 will both be played at T-Mobile Arena here in Vegas.

If you don’t plan to spend a small fortune for tickets, and you’re looking for a screening party with a roaring crowd, we already know the dates of the Vegas strip club game-viewing parties. Here’s the full schedule released by the NHL:

Game 1: Monday, May 28
Game 2: Wednesday, May 30
Game 3: Saturday, June 2
Game 4: Monday, June 4
*Game 5: Thursday, June 7
*Game 6: Sunday, June 10
*Game 7: Wednesday, June 13
          * if necessary

The puck drops at 5 pm (Vegas time) for all games.  Read on for the Vegas strip club viewing parties.  Read more…

Las Vegas Orgy Starts Saturday

Mother of All Orgies Saved by the Erotic Heritage Museum

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Still from the Pornhub Video of Japan’s
500-Person Orgy

Back on April 17, we posted an announcement about an attempt to break the world record for the biggest orgy ever. See The Mother of All Orgies Comes to Vegas.

Since then, the Embassy Suites, where the orgy was scheduled to be held starting June 2, has decided it may not be good for their image or something, and informed the orgy’s promoter, MenageLife, that they’d decided against allowing their property to be used for a big sex party. MenageLife is a swingers’ organization that had reserved the entire 220-room hotel for five days.

MenageLife had numerous other parties, seminars and events scheduled for their annual SinCity8 gathering of lifestylers, and needless to say the last-minute pullout by the hotel caused problems.

erotic heritage museum las vegasThankfully, the orgy was scheduled in Las Vegas, so a friendlier venue for the June 2 event was quickly found — Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum. The museum is located on Industrial Road, right across the driveway from Deja Vu Showgirls.

If you’re interested in participating in the orgy, it’s open to the public and free as long as you are a male/female couple and you register in advance. Masks are provided for those who want them, or you can bring your own.  Get full information on the MenageLife website.

If you’re coming to town for the orgy or other SinCity8 events, you may also be interested in checking out our undercover review of One Love Temple, Las Vegas’ premiere swingers’ spa and nudist resort. It’s a five-acre paradise of clear and sparkling pools, spas, waterfalls and ponds, tall trees and zen rock gardens, flowering shrubs, Buddhist sculptures, casitas and party rooms, lounges and massage rooms, and a 24-hour dance club. Or check out our page on all the Las Vegas swingers clubs.

Cool Down with Porn’s Hottest Blondes at Sapphire June 1-3

Jessa Rhodes and Tiffany Watson are Coming to Vegas to Test Your Will Power

Jessa Rhodes

Jessa Rhodes

Sapphire, the largest gentlemen’s club in Vegas, has a couple of dynamite blondes scheduled as featured performers this weekend. Both of them have been making XXX flicks for a couple years and have since branched out to do live performances because they wanted to meet their fans.  Here is your chance to make them live up to their wild reputations.

On Friday night, June 1, Jessa Rhodes will be in the club, turning on the crowd from on stage before making herself available for one-on-one private shows in Sapphire’s VIP. Then on Saturday afternoon, June 2, Jessa will be out in the sunshine, hanging round Sapphire’s topless pool, still looking for guys to fool around with in the club’s VIP (accessible from the pool through a secret back entrance).

You may have seen Jessa in such flicks as College Girls Like It Dirty and My Slutty Weekend. Take her into one of Sapphire’s private luxury Skyboxes and make this your own slutty weekend.  Remember, Sapphire’s rules allow touching.

Tiffany Watson

Tiffany Watson

On Saturday night, June 2, porn kitten Tiffany Watson will be in the club teasing the crowd mercilessly on stage in order to find guys to get seriously dirty with in private. The next day, on Sunday afternoon, Tiff will be flirting with fans at the Sapphire topless pool and luring guys who want to get alone with her into a dark VIP to see what happens.

Tiff looks like the milk and cookies type, but Sapphire insists she’s 21 and old enough to drink. Last year (2017) she won the Spank Bank Awards for “Best Display of Bubble Bath Twerking” and “Best Presentation of Daisy Dukes.” She’s starred in such immortal XXX flicks as Detention Hall #2 and the critically-acclaimed My Virgin Daughter.

Both Jessa and Tiffany will start their stage sets at 11:30 pm. If you want first flirting privileges with either girl when they come down from the stage, just reserve a seat at their private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with one of them in a Sapphire Skybox. Whipped cream included, and these girls will know what to do with it. Set up your fun online (or call 702-869-0003).

Or get a solo-guy package starting at $65 and settle in to enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed lap dance orgy.  (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link). All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the most elegant strip clubs in Vegas. Note: There are 400+ stacked and slender babes at this club.  Without a package, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

The Sapphire Pool is open from noon to 6 pm if you prefer daytime fun with porn babes.  This is my favorite topless pool in Vegas because it’s the place where the Sapphire dancers party, get sloshed, and work on their tans.

Sapphire’s pool packages start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a free pool check-out special in which they pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage for the day, then limo you to the airport for your flight home. It’s a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Big Memorial Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 25

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls & TVO’s Reagan Reilly

Reagan will be at Palomino Friday & Saturday Nights

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club

  Las Vegas’ own Reagan Reilly will be turning on the crowd at Palomino Club — performing on both Friday and Saturday nights (May 25-26). Reagan has appeared in gentlemen’s clubs all over the country and has won numerous awards as a feature dancer. She’s also a regular TVO contributor (see A Las Vegas Stripper Answers Your Questions.)

Palomino is Reagan’s home club where she dances nude and does lap dances and private shows just like the regular babe crew. If you’re in Vegas this weekend, don’t miss her!

Palomino is the only nude club in Vegas with a full bar.  I recommend it as one of the top strip clubs in Vegas for its knockout gorgeous dancers who all look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog. These dancers put on the wildest stage show in town, with multiple girls on multiple stages undressing each other, flying around the stripper poles, and doing heart-stopping close-up floor work.

Palomino’s dancers also get fully nude in the club’s high-mileage private-booth and private-bedroom VIP dances, starting at only 3 songs for $100. And there’s no extra bar tab for private-booth dances.  Check out our guide to Vegas strip club VIP prices to see what a great deal this is.

Palomino offers $6 drafts and $8 domestics, even for out-of-state guests. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also a top pick if you’re looking for a great Vegas strip club for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…