A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Valentines Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 14, Valentines Day

Palomino Club — The Only Vegas Strip Club with a Full Bar & Full Nudity

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club Las Vegas

TVO Correspondent Reagan Reilly will be Dancing at Palomino Club this Weekend

  Palomino Club gets packed on weekend nights. That’s because 1) the dancers look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog and 2) it’s the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and totally nude dancers. If you like to get buzzed while watching gorgeous naked girls, this is the place.

Palomino’s dancers get naked not only on stage but in every private booth and bedroom VIP dance, starting at three songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.  And nobody puts on a hotter stage show than the dancers at Palomino Club.  Imagine the best pole dancing in town, hot striptease and girl-on-girl numbers, and you’ll have an idea.

Drink prices here are a deal too, starting at $7 drafts and $8 domestic bottles. The beautiful dancers, hot stage show, and friendly prices consistently make Palomino one of the best strip clubs in Vegas. Couples are always welcome at Palomino (and Reagan Reilly loves couples!).

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984. (Solo guys call for free limo availability.  You can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location.)

Palomino Club gets to standing room only on Friday and Saturday nights, so go early (by 9ish pm) or get a package deal at the club website to lock in not only full royalty treatment but that all-important reserved VIP table for the night.  Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

2-for-1 Deal at Treasures Steakhouse

Save Up to $60 at a Classic Vegas Steakhouse

Treasures' Steakhouse has an Old-Fashioned Ambiance

Treasures’ Steakhouse

The 2020 edition of Las Vegas Advisor‘s Member Rewards Book includes a coupon for a 2-for-1 entree (up to $60 value) at the gourmet steakhouse at Treasures gentlemen’s club.

The Treasures steakhouse is first rate and reminds me of the classic steakhouse at Caesar’s with a real chef, impeccable service, a traditional menu built on great steaks and a fine selection of wines.  You can read more about it in our post on the best Las Vegas strip club restaurants.

The coupon book is free for subscribers to Las Vegas Advisor, a monthly newsletter that focuses on great deals in Vegas. An annual online subscription costs just $37, so this one coupon alone is worth more than your entire subscription cost.

The total value of the 123 coupons in the book is over a thousand dollars. There are 24 buffet coupons, including 2-for-1’s at Mandalay Bay, Green Valley Ranch, Rio, Palms, Red Rock, and more. There are 42 other dining coupons for both casino restaurants and local eateries from the House of Blues restaurant to the Burger Brasserie at Paris Casino.

Discounts on show tickets are among the most valuable and include Carrot Top, Mac King, Righteous Brothers, and Criss Angel.  Coupons for rides and attractions include everything from Grand Canyon tours to the Mob Museum. For now, the coupon at Treasures’ steakhouse is the only Vegas strip club coupon.  You can see a complete list of all the coupons in the book and get a subscription on the LVA website here.

Use the Coupon to Dine with a Buddy, a Client, or a Dancer at Treasures

The Treasures steakhouse opens at 7 pm seven nights a week and is open until 5 am on Fridays and Saturdays, until 3 am on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, and until 1 am on Sundays and Mondays. The entrance to the restaurant is just inside the front door of the gentlemen’s club, in the foyer, so if you prefer you can enjoy the restaurant without entering the showroom where the topless dancers are.

But if you’ve found your way to TVO, odds are good you’re into topless dancers and may appreciate the erotic fun you can have by inviting one of the club’s stunning girls to have an elegant dinner date with you in the steakhouse.

The high-mileage adventure starts out in the main room, where you have a few drinks and sample the lap dancers to find one who’s special. When you find the perfect “date,” ask her to dine with you. She’ll dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails and your meal, then lead you upstairs to the VIP where you can undress her for dessert. And now, you can take her to dinner with her entree on the house!

New Dancers of 2020 at Palomino Club Vegas

Palomino Club Las Vegas Stripper

Luscious Skylar at Palomino

Palomino Club, the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and fully-nude dancers, has some stunning new talent. If you haven’t checked out their roster of gorgeous babes lately, take a look at our photogallery of six of their new crop of 2020 below.  Then make a plan to see these beauties live, naked, and up-close-and-personal.

Palomino is one of the top strip clubs in Las Vegas not only for the beauty of its dancers, but for its great stage show, friendly drink prices and great deals on fully-nude private dances that take place in one-on-one curtained booths or private bedrooms. High-mileage VIP dance prices start at only $100 with no extra bar tab.

If you want to see Aries, Cadence, Marlow, Serena, Skylar or Sunny live and in the flesh, groups of two or more should call 702-642-2984 for free round-trip limo service to the club. (Solo guys should check for limo availability.  You can usually catch a free ride both ways if you’re a little flexible on pick-up time and location.

Or, check out Palomino’s website for package deals for groups, couples and bottle service. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare), admission is free before 8 pm.

All photos were taken at Palomino Club by Matt Lotter. Click on the pics below the fold to enlarge.  Read more…

XXX Valentines in the Vegas Strip Clubs Next Weekend

Sapphire Brings Monique Alexander and Lexi Belle to Stage and Laps

Monique Alexander at Sapphire Las Vegas

Monique Alexander at Sapphire Friday

Between the two of them, Monique Alexander and Lexi Belle have appeared in more than 800 XXX flicks and garnered a dozen AVN and XBIZ awards.  You already know they’re nice to look at, but think of how much nicer they would be to cuddle up with in a VIP room when they’re down to their g-strings.

That’s exactly what you can do with them this Friday and Saturday night, February 14-15, at Sapphire Las Vegas, where they’ll be appearing on stage starting at 11:30 pm and fulfilling guys’ fantasies in the VIP or Sapphire Skyboxes in between stage sets.

On Valentine’s Day, Friday, February 14, Monique Alexander will be the sweet treat on Sapphire’s tasting menu. Did you see Monique in the aptly-titled Delicious Tits?  In a word … yummy.

In the memorable Gym Nymphos, Monique demonstrates what you can expect when you’re alone a girl with a really dirty mind when she’s in great physical shape and unusually flexible.

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Las Vegas

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, February 15, cutie pie Lexi Belle will be the cream dream of the night (Lexi won the XRCO “Cream Dream” Award). Lexi has that all-American girl look — so innocent and wholesome. But if you’ve seen her in Teenage Wasteland, Young and Juicy, or the immortal Stuffin’ Young Muffins, you know that cheerleader-with-attitude look is just cover for a wild child.

If you think you might like to get alone with Monique or Lexi for some one-on-one hands-on fun, my advice is to reserve a seat at their private party tables for only $135. That package deal comes with a 2-hour open bar that includes the good stuff, and gives you first dibs on their attention in between stage sets. Other porn star packages — including a private dinner date in a luxury Skybox with the star of your choice — can be found at Sapphire’s website here (or call 702-869-0003).

If you’re more interested in enjoying Monique or Lexi on stage from the heart of Sapphire’s lap dance orgy, the club offers a solo guest package for only $65 that includes a $50 drink card, a free shot, and a reserved VIP seat in the midst of 400+ stacked 9s and 10s who never say no to wandering hands.  This is your chance to dive headfirst into an ocean of premium titties.  Isn’t it time you made your dreams come true?  All it takes are twenties!

Packages for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link.  All of Sapphire’s package deals include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ top gentlemen’s clubs.  Because Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, a package deal is worth it for the reserved table alone.

Note: Do not take a cab, rideshare, or a casino house limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003 and get in free.

If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, check out Sapphire’s upcoming XXX star calendar.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Carmen Valentina Does 2 Nights at Little Darlings Vegas

Little Darlings Las Vegas is featuring porn star Carmen Valentina on two consecutive nights this weekend, Friday and Saturday, February 14-15. Carmen will do two stage performances each night after 11 pm. Nude, no alcohol, 18+