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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UFC 227: Two Championship Rematches Will Ignite the Vegas Strip Club Parties

Main Event: Dillashaw vs Garbrandt 2

UFC 227 is this Saturday, August 4, and it features one hell of a championship grudge match.  Cody Garbrandt is 11-1-0 and that one loss on his record was to T.J. Dillashaw (15-3-0). Garbrandt held the Bantamweight title until UFC 217, when T.J. Dillashaw took it away from him with a second round knockout. Now Garbrandt wants the title back. These two fighters don’t like each other. Dillashaw insists the only reason the UFC agreed to give Garbrandt another shot at the title is because everyone wants to see Garbrandt get knocked out again. Garbrandt insists Dillashaw got one lucky punch in to mar his otherwise perfect record.

Co-Main Event: Johnson vs Cejudo 2

Demetrious Johnson (27-2-1) is currently on a 13-fight winning streak as he defends his Flyweight title against Henry Cejudo (12-2-0). Johnson has held the Flyweight title for almost six years and his 11 consecutive title defenses are the most in UFC history. Every time Johnson fights now, he breaks numerous UFC and MMA records. Cejudo won the Olympic gold medal in freestyle wrestling in 2008, but he may be outclassed by Johnson who won their last UFC match by a first round knockout.

Deja Vu’s UFC 227 Party Features 4 Hours of Free Drinks

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper Tiffany

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

You will not find a better drink deal at any UFC viewing party in Las Vegas than the booze giveaway at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas. From 6 pm to 10 pm there’s a four-hour open bar (domestics and wells). Because no other strip club, sports bar or casino UFC party attempts to compete with that, Deja Vu has become the locals’ favorite for sports-viewing parties.

In addition, if you arrive at Deja Vu via the club’s free limo, you not only get free admission but a voucher for another free drink for when the open bar ends!

So, don’t shell out $64.99 for Pay-Per-View at home. If you don’t arrive by the club’s free limo, admission for this event is $20 for locals or out-of-state, $45 if you take a cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino house limo — still a great deal with four hours of free drinks.

Deja Vu’s fight parties are perfect for sitting and checking out the dancers while you drink free and watch the fights. Then, you can take your favorite girl into one of Deja Vu’s comfy private bedrooms (with a real door you can close behind you). Bedroom prices start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what the other Vegas strip clubs charge for the group VIP, which is why I rate Deja Vu Showgirls as one of the best Vegas strip club deals.

Call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your free ride. Or check out the club’s website for other package deals for couples or groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 227

Crazy Horse 3 has its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is screening UFC 227 with an open bar until 8 pm. Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab, $40 if you arrive by the club limo (you get two drinks with that). Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs This Weekend

Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn and Porn Newbie Arya Fae at Sapphire

Christiana Cinn

Christiana Cinn at Sapphire

On Friday night, August 3, Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn will be performing on Sapphire’s main stage and on Saturday afternoon, August 4, Christiana will be making waves in Sapphire’s topless pool (open noon – 6 pm). Whether in the club or at the pool, Christiana will be available for one-on-one fun with her fans in Sapphire’s VIP room.

You may recall seeing Christiana as the major knockout bikini babe (who looks so good when she’s dripping wet) in the mainstream comedy, All American Bikini Car Wash. Personally, I think her talents were on much better display in such XXX classics as Babes on Fire 4 and Let’s Bang the Babysitter 3.

Arya Fae

Arya Fae at Sapphire

On Saturday night, August 4, porn beauty Arya Fae will be heating up Sapphire’s main stage. Then on Sunday afternoon, August 5, Arya will be catching rays at Sapphire’s topless pool. Arya will also be available for private VIP room fun both days.

Arya Fae is a relative porn newbie who just started showing up in adult films last year. You may have seen her recently in the XXX TV series: Let’s Try Anal and Don’t Break Me.

Both Christiana and Arya’s stage shows start at 11:30 pm. For first flirting rights, you can reserve a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. Or, how about a steak and lobster dinner date (with champagne) with either girl in a luxurious Skybox. Make these and other porn star reservations here (or call 702-869-0003).

For $65, Sapphire offers a solo guest deal, with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Group, couple, and bottle packages can also be reserved through that link). All packages get you a free limo to the club, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a discount on drinks and host service at one of Las Vegas’ top strip clubs. Note that without a package, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down on a Friday or Saturday night.

Sapphire’s topless party pool is open Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. This is where the club’s dancers come to flirt, get buzzed, get sunshine on their titties and pick up a few extra bucks by luring guys into having one-on-one fun with them in the VIP. As the only topless pool in Vegas with guaranteed high-quality toplessness, a private VIP room and lots of girls looking to fool around, I don’t need to explain why this is my favorite topless pool in Vegas.  Plus there are always plenty of local girls at the pool, so feel free to bring a date.

Sapphire’s pool packages start at $70 and include free limo to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. You can also call 702-869-0003 to make reservations. On Sunday afternoons, Sapphire offers a great free pool check-out special: They’ll pick you up at your hotel, store your luggage for the day, then limo you to the airport in time for your flight home — a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation!  Topless, full bar, 21+

If you’re planning to be in Vegas later in August or September, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule.

Cherie Deville at Hustler Club

At the Las Vegas Hustler Club, on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights (August 2, 3 and 4), Cherie Deville will be performing two stage shows each night starting at 11:00 pm. $50 cover for out-of-state. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 27

Palomino Club — Naked Girls & Liquor — What Could Be Better?

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club

  If you’ve been suffering in the Vegas topless clubs from PDA (pussy deficiency anemia), get over to  Palomino Club, the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and completely naked dancers.

Palomino gets packed on weekend nights with 100+ girls working the floor at peak hours.  The best part is the dancers get naked both on stage and in the private VIP shows. No dancers anywhere put on a hotter stage show than the girls at Palomino. You’ll see beautiful babes flying around the stripper poles, hot girl-on-girl numbers, leg-spreading in-your-face floor work, and all of it 100% naked (with heels).

Drink prices here are always friendly for out-of-staters and locals alike with $6 drafts and $8 domestic bottles. High-mileage VIP dances start at three songs for $100 and take place in one-on-one completely private curtained booths with no extra bar tab.  And Palomino’s private bedroom dances are the ultimate in strip club erotic.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our full Palomino Club review for more info and package deals for groups and solo guys.

Palomino starts to get crowded after 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so go early or get a package deal at the club website to lock in a good reserved table. Palomino’s great stage show and couples-friendly dancers make it one of the best Las Vegas strip club experiences for couples.  Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

Dancers — Win a Free Boob Job at Little Darlings Vegas!

Boobapalooza — Just One Month Away!

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Kendra Dances at Little Darlings Vegas

Just one month from today, on Saturday, August 25, Little Darlings in Las Vegas will be having a contest they call Boobapalooza, with the Grand Prize being an all-expenses-paid breast augmentation surgery!

The boob job will be done at the Swall Surgery Center in Beverly Hills, California. And by “all expenses paid,” I mean the club will cover transportation and lodging in addition to the consultations, surgery, and necessary follow-up visits.

A precise dollar value of this prize will depend on the winner’s circumstances, but the overall value could be as high as $8,000. I checked with Little Darlings’ General Manager and the club is committed to making this happen for the winner whatever the cost.

Needless to say, this should be one of the wildest competitions ever in a major Las Vegas strip club. Little Darlings is a fully nude club where dancers take it all off. Because no alcohol is served, performers only have to be 18+. In addition to crazy costumes and props, I expect to see some of the most talented young dancers from Nevada, California and Arizona showing up for this event to prove themselves the girl most worthy of having big tits.

I’m posting this announcement early because interested dancers should contact the club manager at 702-366-1141 to sign up. There will be a limited number of contestants and you must register in advance. You can’t just show up at the door and sign a list like you would for a weekly wet t-shirt contest.

Guys, be advised the house will be packed for this contest. So make your reservation early and if you want a good seat, get there early. Admission is $20 for locals, $40 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.

Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas where every $20 lap dance is fully nude and takes place in a private booth away from the main floor. Nude private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes, the best VIP dance rate in Vegas.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website here. Nude, no alcohol, 18+