A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Mega Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for AVN Week

AVN’s Adult Entertainment Expo 2018 is happening this week from January 24 through the 27th (Wed – Sun). So, the Las Vegas strip clubs will be up to their ears in porn stars and their fans all week long.

Porn Babes Every Night of the Week at Sapphire

Alex Texas to Appear at Sapphire This Weekend

Alexis Texas at Sapphire on Saturday

I’ll start with Sapphire because Sapphire has two porn stars featured each night for six consecutive nights (Mon – Sat), each with two stage shows starting at 11:30 pm and each available for private shows with happy fans in between stage sets. If you have your heart set on getting up-close-and-physical with your favorite porn babe, Sapphire is the place.

Sapphire is also the only strip club in Vegas featuring porn stars on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday this week, getting a jump on the competition.  Here’s Sapphire’s Lineup:

Monday, January 22, 2018:  Richelle Ryan & Kayla Kayden
Tuesday, January 23, 2018:  Spencer Scott & Samantha Rone
Wednesday, January 24, 2018: Adria Rae & Lexi Belle
Thursday, January 25, 2018: Adriana Chechik & Natalia Starr
Friday, January 26, 2018: Lana Rhoades & Jessa Rhodes
Saturday, January 27, 2018:  Mia Malkova & Alexis Texas

You can reserve a seat at any of these star’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. That gives you first flirting rights between stage sets. You can also reserve a private dinner date with any of these babes in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. These and other porn star packages are available online here.

Natalia Starr

Get Natalia Starr in Your Lap at Sapphire Thursday Night

Or get a solo package starting at $65 (you’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link) and focus your attention on the lap dance orgy in one of Las Vegas’ very finest strip clubs. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s royalty treatment.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003.

Also, on Thursday (Jan 25), Sapphire features Rebecca Bardoux’s Carnal Comedy in the Showroom from 7-9 pm.  That’s Ron Jeremy, Evan Stone, Nina Hartley, Rebecca Love, Kurt Lockwood, Kyle Stone and Sasha Heart doing stand-up comedy, with magic by Mon Dre, and burlesque by Kalani Kokonuts. The show starts with a hosted open bar from 6:30 – 7 pm, so get there early to drink for free.

I saw this show the last two years at Sapphire and it’s truly funny. The comedy show is free, provided you do not arrive in a cab or by Uber, Lyft, or any limo other than Sapphire’s free limo. Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your free ride (the $15 reservations fee is waived if you buy a 2-for-1 drink ticket, a no-brainer).  Topless, full bar, 21+

The Naked Asian Invasion at Little Darlings

cindy starfall

Cindy Starfall at Little Darlings

Little Darlings is featuring their ever-popular Asian Invasion on Jan 26-27 (Friday & Saturday), with porn babes Cindy Starfall and Annie Cruz. There will be two shows each night at midnight and 2 am.

Little Darlings is the only Vegas club featuring porn stars this week where the porn stars will dance fully nude. (All of the dancers at Little D’s get naked.) It’s also the only club featuring porn stars where 18, 19, and 20-year-olds will be admitted, as all the other clubs sell alcoholic beverages.

If you show your AVN Expo badge, you’ll get half-price admission.

Little Darlings is always female- and couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate simply for arriving by the free club limo.  Call 702-366-1141, or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your free ride to the club. Check out Little Darlings’ schedule of upcoming events at the club’s website. Nude, juice/smoothie bar, 18+

8 Porn Stars on a Single Night at Deja Vu Showgirls

Kleio Valentien

Kleio Valentien Will Be at
Deja Vu with her Fleshlight

On Friday night (Jan 26), Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas will be having a launch party with eight porn stars whose pussies have been newly selected for immortalization by having them molded into Fleshlights. (For those who have been living under a rock, a Fleshlight is a device that looks like a flashlight, except that one end has a silicone vagina — or mouth or anus — and you can fuck it.)

The eight porn stars are: Jada Stevens, Alexis Amore, Jayden Cole, Jessica Jaymes, Nina Elle, Kleio Valentien, Zoey Monroe and Olivia Austin.

The event starts at 10 pm, and exactly what this bash includes has not been disclosed, except for the fact that all eight stars will be in the club. I’ve been to Fleshlight launch parties in the past at other Vegas strip clubs and the stars appeared on stage, gave away Fleshlights to guests, hung out and signed autographs, etc.

Will you be able to get one of them into a Deja Vu private bedroom? The club has some of the nicest strip club private VIP rooms in Vegas so it wouldn’t hurt to ask . . .

Also, remember Deja Vu has an open bar from 6 pm to 10 pm (domestics and wells), so go early to get a free start on your drinks. Admission is free with your Expo badge. Otherwise, $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab! You can also get free admission by calling for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Plus, if you arrive by the free club limo, you get a free drink ticket for after the open bar closes.  Check out the club’s package deals for couples and groups here. Topless, full bar, 21+

14 Different Stars Over 3 Nights at Hustler Club

Hustler Club will have five different porn stars doing live stage sets on Thursday, Friday and Saturday.  Topless, full bar, 21+ Here’s Hustler’s lineup:

Jan 25 (Thur):  Araiana Marie, Kimmie Granger, Jada Stevens, Maddy O’Reilly, Abigail Mac
Jan 26 (Fri):  Joanna Angel, Brandi Love, Kendra Sunderland, Kayden Kross, Veronica Rodriguez
Jan 27(Sat):  Ivy Lebelle, Joanna Angel, Taurus, Jessie Lee, Amber Ivy

Porn Stars at Centerfolds

Centerfolds also has porn star appearances on Thursday, Friday and Saturday night (Jan 25-26-27). Savana Styles on Thursday, Christiana Cinn on Friday, and Kiara Mia on Saturday— each will do two shows each night. Topless, full bar, 21+

Porn Stars and Comedy at Sophia’s

Sophia’s is advertising three porn stars on Friday night (Jan 26):  Kagney Linn Karter, Phoenix Marie and Julia Ann.

Finally, on Thursday night (Jan 25), Sophia’s is advertising “Ron Jeremy’s XL Comedy Tour” at 7 pm. Noting that Ron Jeremy is also advertised in Sapphire’s Carnal Comedy show on that same night at the same time (see above), and I’ve confirmed with Sapphire that Jeremy will be there. Ron Jeremy will be a busy guy that night. Sophia’s poster doesn’t mention any other names on the comedy bill. Topless, full bar, 21+

2018 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo Preview

Angela White and Harli Lotts

Angela White & Harli Lotts
To Host the AVN Awards Show

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo comes to the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas next week, January 24 – 27.  Approximately 30,000 attendees are expected, including some 500+ adult film stars.

Most of the porn world, including its greatest megastars, will be available in the exhibit areas at one time or another next week, signing autographs and posing for pics with fans. The exhibits usually run the gamut from adult film company booths pushing their latest hits to virtual reality demos, cam girl booths, and sex toy displays, as well as every kind of seminar and class you can imagine, from bondage demonstrations, classes on anal, panel discussions on how to break into porn, and more.   Read more…

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, January 19

Full Bar, Naked Dancers, Hottest Stage Show in Vegas

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

♦  Palomino is the only Vegas nude club with a full bar.  It’s the only place in Vegas where you can drink an adult beverage and look at pussy simultaneously.

The club also features the wildest stage show of the Vegas strip clubs.  Think of 130+ girls in the club at peak hours, all looking like they’ve just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog, flying around multiple stripper poles, doing heart-stopping close-up floor work, and undressing each other in girl-on-girl shows.  It’s like an erotic circus.

Dancers here only have to be 18 and they all get naked not only on stage but in VIP dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained booths and bedrooms where you have real privacy. There is no “group VIP” at Palomino like you find in most of the Vegas topless clubs. And the dance prices here are better too, starting at 3 songs/$100 with no extra bar tab or bottle requirement.

Plus, Palomino offers $6 drafts and $8 bottles, even for out-of-town guests—a steal for a major Vegas strip club.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a sexy Vegas strip club date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  Read more…

UFC 220 in the Vegas Strip Clubs – A Battle of Titans

The Most Exciting UFC Fights in Recent Memory

Miocic vs Ngannou

Miocic vs Ngannou

This Saturday night, January 20, UFC 220 presents a pair of title bouts at the top of the card with some of the most dangerous fighters in the sport.  The heavyweight title match features well-rounded champ Miocic, just one win away from breaking the division record for title defenses, vs Ngannou, a 6’5″ hulk of a man known for his meteoric rise and violent finishes.

Ngannou is looking to become the UFC’s Mike Tyson.  Bleacher Report says, “Not a man alive can survive his left hand.”

Plus, UFC 220 will feature a light heavyweight title fight between reigning champ Daniel Cormier and Volkan Oezdemir.  Swiss-born Oezdemir, like Ngannou, possesses brutal knockout power.  But unless Oezdemir can knock out Cormier early, expect Cormier, a former Olympian, to turn the match into a wrestling clinic.

The Pay-per-View charge on this UFC event is $65 if you watch it at home, where you probably don’t have topless girls to fool around with whenever you get the urge. And you know personal combat sports go better with boobs.  So, get your bets down in a casino sports book (no titties on display there either), then head to a Vegas strip club where the scenery is superior.    Read more…