Sapphire Pool & Dayclub - Best Topless Pool in Vegas

A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

[]

If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Las Vegas Strip Clubs – The Unwritten Rules

Touching—How Far Can You Go?

The Nevada Supreme Court’s Lap Dance Touching Rule

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer Jade

Jade Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

Las Vegas strip clubs don’t have a no-touching law.  We had one, but it was gutted by the Nevada Supreme Court over ten years ago when the justices ruled that touching during dance is communication and protected by the First Amendment.

The Unwritten Rules in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Most dancers in the best Las Vegas strip clubs allow customers to touch side-boob.  Some allow contact with their nipples, some don’t.  I’ve had dancers demand I suck their nipples.  I was happy to comply.  

Most Vegas strip club dancers also allow touching of underboob.  In fact, I recommend this as a good way to find out if a dancer will allow you to actually touch her nipples. Just go slowly. She’s apt to allow you more freedom with your hands if you never grab, squeeze, or pinch.

In most cases, you can freely caress a dancer’s legs, back, waist, hips—even her ass if you steer clear of the crack.   Read more…

Cormier vs Jones 2 — The Best Vegas Strip Club Viewing Parties for UFC 214

The Hottest Fight Card in UFC History

Combat sports are better with babes in your lap, and UFC 214, scheduled for Saturday, July 29th, will likely mean some of the best viewing parties the Vegas strip clubs have ever seen.

One big reason why MMA fans are already calling UFC 214 one of the top UFC cards ever is Jon Jones, one of the most dominating fighters the sport has ever seen. His 22-1 record is marred by a single loss by disqualification back in 2009 for illegal use of an elbow. No fighter has ever actually beaten Jones in the cage.   Read more…

Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Couples Looking to Get Turned On

I take my wife to Las Vegas strip clubs  because it’s one of our favorite forms of foreplay.  You get dressed up and head into this dark and elegant environment, where you’re treated like royalty.  You unwind with a couple of drinks as beautiful young women peel off their clothes on stage and come up close to flirt and tease you both.  

And maybe you cap off the evening with a couple’s lap dance or private show, where you never really know what’s going to happen.  You’re adding a 3rd party into your physical relationship and that is always exciting.

If you’re looking for a Vegas-style adventure with your wife or girlfriend, here are our recommendations for the best Vegas strip clubs for couples.  Each is special in its own way.   Read more…

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 14

Las Vegas’ Hottest Lap-Dance Orgy (with Danica Dillon)

Sapphire Gem Jessica Ann Needs Help Untying Her Top

Add Sapphire Dancer Jessica Ann to Your Bucket List

 Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club is the best Vegas strip club to go to if your idea of a great evening is a never-ending series of nearly naked 9’s and 10’s in your hands, in your face, and in your lap.

If you’re a breast man, at least once in your life, you owe it to yourself to experience Sapphire’s lap dance orgy on a Friday or Saturday night.

The club features 400+ lap dancers looking for vacant laps. These girls have bods to die for and they are generous about sharing. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas.

Tonight (Fri) porn star Danica Dillon, best known for her sensitive portrayals of a sex slave in Addicted to Dick,  Natural Born Swallowers, and Mouth Open & Eager to Please, will be the featured performer. She’ll be doing stage sets starting around 11:30, then hanging out in the club and looking for guys who want to do nasty things with her in the VIP.  Read more…

Two New Porn Stars Getting Down & Dirty (and Wet & Wild) at Sapphire This Weekend

Danica Dillon

Danica Dillon at Sapphire This Weekend

Two new porn stars will be immersing themselves in Sapphire’s lap dance orgy this weekend. On Friday and Saturday night, you can watch them on stage and even take them into Sapphire’s VIP room for some up-close-and-physical fun. Then on Saturday and Sunday afternoons, they’ll be out in the Vegas sun at the Sapphire pool, again available for fans who want to get them alone in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms or Skyboxes.

On Friday night, July 14, it’s Danica Dillon who will be raising temperatures in the club. Danica is best known for her incredibly athletic performances in three of my favorite flicks, Addicted to Dick, Natural Born Swallowers, and Mouth Open & Eager to Please. If you missed getting her alone on Friday night, you’ve got a second chance on Saturday afternoon at the pool (noon to 6 pm).  Read more…