A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

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If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Majestic Repertory Theatre Enters the WTF Zone

I don’t normally cover the productions of the Majestic Repertory Theatre in Las Vegas. This is a small but serious theater company in the Vegas Arts District, unknown to most tourists, primarily supported by local theater buffs. In fact, I think the only times I briefly mentioned one of their performances on this site was at Christmastime in 2018 and again in 2019, when they performed the Red Hot Nutcracker, a raunchy version of the yuletide classic ballet that had been hijacked by the Tease and Tails burlesque troupe.

The Majestic’s current productions, running through the end of May, are peep show inspired performances where the audience members rent booths to view the performers through a plexiglas screen.

On Tuesdays and Thursday nights, Hot Trash, which they’re calling “The Filthiest Peepshow in Vegas,” shows at 7 and 9 pm. A booth rents for $250 and includes a bottle of champagne. Each booth holds up to four people and you will not get a discount if there are fewer than four in your party.

Hot Trash’s Facebook page describes the show as “raunchy, avant-garde cabaret-meets-1970s Times Square peepshow . . . You’ll thrill at a rotating roster of the Strip’s wildest and craziest variety acts from the safety of your own private booth. Hosted by the impenetrable Grace Lusk (from Spiegelworld’s OPIUM and ABSINTHE).”

On Saturday nights, Back Door Drag Cabaret opens at 8 pm. Booths (for up to four guests) rent for $69 per hour. Craft beer, wine and cheap champagne are available for purchase. Bring cash, as the official announcement says: “We’ve gathered a group of the most Vicious Vixens with the lowest self-esteem and the largest need to please . . .  squatting on the stage and parading themselves in front of you hoping that someone can fill the hole created when their fathers left them. Watch as these ‘ladies’ of the night will degrade themselves for your dollar bills.”

The ads say you should wear a mask, but I suspect that may not be enforced now that Vegas has relaxed most of its mask mandates. I have not seen either of these productions, so I can’t provide any guidance on what to expect. Remember this is a theater company, not a strip club, so I doubt that any performers will be topless or nude. And I would expect the performers in “Back Door” to be men in drag.

Alcohol is served, so you must be 21+.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Fun Keeps Heating Up!

Amanda Nicole Hosts on Saturday

Sapphire’s Topless Pool is now the number one adult party pool in Vegas. They just opened last weekend and they’ve already claimed the honors. Sapphir’es pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday throughout the summer from noon to 6 pm.

Capacity limits are at 80% and the social distancing requirements are no more.

Today, Friday, May 14, DJ Stephi K will be laying down the beats. On Saturday, May 15, DJ Quira will be doing a live set again and Instagram hottie Amanda Nicole will be coaching the Summer Swim School. On Sunday, May 16, DJ Paradise will be doing a live set and hosting the Funday fun.

My advice is to reserve a lounge chair if you’re planning to stay for a while. There aren’t many seats at the bar which are the only free seats in the pool area. The chair rental is $92 for the day and includes $75 in food and beverage credit.

To reserve a lounge chair or any other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003.

Note: There will be a $30 entry fee for the pool if you arrive by cab or rideshare. Topless (we’re hoping!), full bar, 21+

$100 VIPs at Minks Tonight

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Cute Local Girls at Minks

Minks has its Monday special back tonight. The dancers do 20-minute VIP room shows for $100 (with a 2-drink min).

The typical lowest VIP room prices in the Vegas strip clubs are generally three songs (about 9 minutes) for $100. So, twenty minutes for $100 is a great deal for VIP room fans.

This is a friendly locals club on the east edge of Vegas near Henderson, now open 7 days a week.

Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

The Vegas Strip Clubs on the Comeback (Updated)

Kari Gets Naked at Palomino Club

As of May 1, the Vegas strip clubs can now reopen as strip clubs with dancers permitted to perform topless (or nude in some clubs). Technically, customers are suposed to be wearing masks, but since everyone gets a drink, the masks come off and stay off unless you are walking around in the club. The seats on the rail (stageside) have returned and social distancing requirements are gone. The VIP rooms are open again for one-on-one shows. The clubs are currently limited to 80% capacity, but that’s pretty damn full considering how crowded they become when 100% capacity is allowed.

Most of the clubs are still limiting their hours of operation. I’m getting mixed reports on whether the clubs allow contact and how much in the main rooms. I expect conditions to remain in flux as the clubs discover what the demand is for customers, with many feeling optimistic that the clubs may fully reopen with 100% occupancy and all other restrictions removed come June 1. This remains to be seen.

Here’s a quick rundown of what’s happening in the clubs right now.

Palomino Club, the only fully nude club in Las Vegas with a full bar, once again has naked girls on stage and in the VIPs. Acording to “Jafo,” I was at Palomino on Saturday Night. I got there super early (8:30) but it filled in quickly. Everyone seemed in high spirits and I was very happy with my night. As mentioned on this site, the stage shows there are great fun. The company was even better! I believe per guidelines, I needed a mask to enter and walk around but when seated at a table, I did not. I’d recommend a visit.

Palomino has been advertising Sunday nights as locals night, with select bottles priced at $100 for locals. Check out all of Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations and more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Sapphire once again has topless babes. They’re now opening at 8 pm, though I suspect they’ll return to 24/7 hours as the business returns to normal. On this coming Saturday night, they’ll be featuring a Super Middleweight Championship fight between Saul Canelo Alvarez and Billy Joe Saunders.  Book a reservation for that event here or call 702-869-0003.

Sapphire’s Topless Pool has also reopened every Friday, Saturday and Sunday throughout the summer from noon to 6 pm. On Friday, May 7, DJ Tism will be doing a live set. On Saturday, May 8, DJ Earwaxxx will be doing a live set and sizzlin’ Claudia Fijal will be coaching the Summer Swim School. On Sunday, May 9, Mothers’ Day!, FLOW will be doing a live DJ set and all mothers will be served free mimosas from noon till 2 pm.

To reserve a lounge chair or any other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures has been opening at 9 pm each night with topless babes and their steakhouse has been serving food all night long. Call (702) 257-3030 for their complimentary limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls is once again topless and they still feature $2 Tuesdays for those who like to indulge in highend booze at a ridiculously low price. Call (702) 894-4167 for their free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings once again has naked girls on stage and in the VIPs. Since Little D’s doesn’t serve alcohol, guests are permitted at age 18+ and the dancers also only have to be 18. Call 702-366-1141 for reservations, more info, etc. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Crazy Horse III is back with topless babes. CH3 will be screening the Canelo/Saunders fight on Saturday, May 8. Doors open at 6 pm. Reserve a seat for this event for $59 here. The price includes admission, transpotation and two $25 beverage vouchers. Sounds like a good deal. Call 702-673- 1700 for more info.

Hustler Club is open with topless girls again. On Friday, May 7, the club will feature Instagram babe Sydney Chase. Also, every Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights, the Sexxy After Dark show takes over the main stage at 9:30 pm. (See review here.) See also our report of Hustler’s crazy deal for the fully vaxxed to get free booze and free “Beaver Bucks” (dance dollars) here. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open Thurs – Sunday only, opening at 9 pm each night, though I expect they will go to 7 days a week soon. Call the club at (702) 796-3600 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores is back up and running with topless dancers. This club was starting to make a splash as a major player in the Vegas strip club scene featuring well-known porn stars on many nights. Call (702) 916-1499 for reservations, info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

A new nude club, Eve’s Cabaret and Hookah Lounge, has just opened at 3177 S. Highland. This was the prior location of Diamond Cabaret. It is being announced on Scores Facebook page, so I suspect it is under the same ownership/management. It’s located just a block north of Scores on Highland. When it was the Diamond Cabaret, I reviewed it as primarily a private show club where guests could get private dances. The stage show was minimal and there were very few dancers. This may have changed with Scores involvement. Scores itself was formerly Foxy Girls, a small locals dive which has since been vastly renovated and expanded. Hours: Eve’s opens at 8 pm, Thurs – Sat. Call Eve’s at 702-731-2365 for more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Centerfolds has reopened with topless dancers. Centerfolds is advertising “burlesque” shows on the weekends. Sunday nights, they feature $2 drinks and on Mondays, $100 bottles. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, the only remaining Vegas strip club with bartop video poker, once again has its topless dancers back. This is a small locals club known for $15 buckets of beer. No limo service and no reservations needed. Call (702) 876-1550 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks is back with topless dancers. This is a locals club on the east edge of Vegas near Henderson. They have been open weekends only for a while, but are now going to seven days a week. Good food and beer pong on Wednesdays. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+