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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, November 12 / Saturday, November 13 / Sunday, November 14 

Porn Star Tori Black at Little Darlings

Tori Black

Tori Black at Little Darlings

Tori Black will be performing at Little Darlings this weekend on Friday and Saturday, November 12-13, two stage shows each night after 11 pm.

Tori will be available for private VIP shows when she’s not on stage.

Little Darlings features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry (plus the entry fee). Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+.

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Pinup Model Sabina Kelley at Centerfolds

Sabina Kelley at Centerfolds

♦  Pinup model Sabina Kelley will be joing the cast of “A Touch of Burlesque” at Centerfolds Cabaret on Friday and Saturday night this weekend (Nov 12-13) for the 11 pm show.

A Touch of Burlesque now runs five nights a week (Wed – Sun) . The talented cast includes Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s “Atomic Saloon” and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris. Show time every night is 11 pm.

See Centerfolds’ package deals here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club — Military/Veterans Free Tonight

  In honor of Veterans Day (today, Thurs, Nov 11), Hustler Club is inviting all active and past military personnel to enjoy tonight’s 9:30 pm Sexxy After Dark show for free with proof of service.

Every weekend, on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque is featured on Hustler’s main stage. Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Features the Best Sunday Night Football Bash

This Sunday, November 14, it’s the Kansas City Chiefs (5-4) vs the Las Vegas Raiders (5-3), and the best viewing party in Vegas is at Palomino Club. Doors open at 4:30 pm on Sunday, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm.

Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, will be remote-broadcasting from the club during the game, and sponsoring some of the prizes and giveaways. Look for $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, BOGO shots at half time, and a free taco bar.

Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Now Screening Sunday Night Football

  Sapphire is now offering the same package for the Sunday Night Footbal games that they have for their Monday Night Football party. $25 get you admission to the Showroom, 2 drinks, and an all-you-can-eat buffet.

See Sapphire’s package deals online here. Or call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Blow Your Bitcoin Bucks at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse III now accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services. If you’ve been looking for a place to spend your cryptocurrency millions, this is the place. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Thursday Night Football at Minks

♦   Watch the Ravens vs the Dolphins tonight at Minks with bottles of Bud Light and Ultra for just $4 during the game. It’s also “Beat the Clock Thursday” which means that all drinks & drafts from 8-9 pm are just $1; 9-10 pm $2; 10-11 pm $3; and 11-12 pm $4.

Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls — Sunday School at the Vu

  Every Sunday, Deja Vu Showgirls has select bottles for just $99. It’s also Sunday School Day and if you show up in a schoolgirl outfit, you get free admission. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures — Still the Best Chow in Town

Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Miss Nasty at Backstage Bar & Billiards

Little Miss Nasty was an edgy burlesque show that opened at the (now defunct) Hooters Casino three years ago. When Hooters closed, the show moved to the Rio. You can read my review of Little Miss Nasty here, though this show is no longer at the Rio (or anywhere). But Little Miss Nasty has since evolved into a rock ‘n’ roll burlesque act that will be peforming one night only, Friday, November 12, in downtown Vegas at Backstage Bar & Billiards. The 8 pm show has already sold out. Tix for the midnight show are $20. You can find out more about the show and get tix here.

Other Vegas Strip Clubs

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. The club has recently gone full nude. They have apparently given up their liquor license, so you only have to be 18+ to enter. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

 Girl Collection has reopened on weekends. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Sophia’s has reopened and is slowly coming to life and getting back to biz. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is undergoing some major construction but remains open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).

“Stripped” World Premier at Deja Vu Tonight

Deja Vu Showgirls is screening the premier of a new film, “Stripped,” tonight (Wednesday, Nov 10) at 6 pm. I have no details on what this film is other than what the poster says: “Feature Documentary.”

Deja Vu’s happy hour runs until 9 pm, so the drinks should be inexpensive. The club also advertises “dance specials” during happy hour, though I’m not sure what those specials consist of.

Doors open at 5 pm and the “Stripped” flick starts at 6 pm sharp. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Wednesday Specials

It’s “Salute to Military” night at Hustler Club every Wednesday. That means free entry for veterans and active military with military ID, plus a free VIP card and $100 bottles of 3 Ugly Ones Vodka all night. For reservations, more info or free transport, call the club at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Centerfolds Cabaret has a VIP Celebration every Wednesday, with an open bar from 10 pm to midnight! Parties of 5 or more receive a comp bottle of VRTX Vodka or Belaire Lux Champagne. The Touch of Burlesque show starts at 11 pm. Call (702) 767-8757 for the free house limo, reservations, bottle packages or more info. (You must use club transportation, walk up, or drive yourself, and mention this deal (from the club’s Facebook page) upon arrival. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks has half-price beer buckets every Wednesday. Minks also provides limo service from the Strip hotels if you purchase a bottle package. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, November 5 / Saturday, November 6 / Sunday, November 7 

Sapphire — Fight Night Double Feature

  On Saturday, November 6, Sapphire is screening both the Canello/Plant super middleweight unification boxing match and UFC 268.

The boxing match is a big event. Canelo Álvarez is currently the WBA, WBC, WBO and The Ring champion. Caleb Plant is the IBF champion. The winner of this fight will become the first undisputed super middleweight champion in boxing history. The bout takes place at MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas.

UFC 268 features two title bouts — Usman vs Covington for the welterweight title, and Namajunas vs Weili for the Women’s Strawweight title.

See Sapphire’s package deals online here. Or call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Triple-Titted Moxxxie Sable at Little Darlings

Moxxxie Sable

Moxxxie Sable at Little Darlings

If you’ve always liked girls with three tits, Moxxxie Sable will be performing at Little Darlings this weekend on Friday and Saturday, November 5-6, two stage shows each night after 11 pm.

Moxxxie will be available for private VIP shows when she’s not on stage.

Little Darlings features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry (plus the entry fee). Because there’s no alcohol served, the dancers also have to be 18+.

The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

DJ Cammi Does 3 Nights at Hustler

Hustler Club will be featuring DJ Cammi spinning the beats live on three consecutive nights, Thur-Fri-Sat, Nov 4-6.

Every weekend, on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque is featured on Hustler’s main stage. Check out Hustler’s party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+

Library Goes Full Nude

♦  The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. The club has recently gone full nude. They have apparently given up their liquor license, so you only have to be 18+ to enter. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Palomino’s Sunday Night Football Party

This Sunday, November 7, it’s two of the top NFL teams, the Tennessee Titans (6-2) vs the Los Angeles Rams (7-1). The best viewing party in Vegas is at Palomino Club. Doors open at 4:30 pm on Sunday, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm.

Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, will be remote-broadcasting from the club during the game, and sponsoring some of the prizes and giveaways. Look for $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, BOGO shots at half time, and a free taco bar.

Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+.

You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+

Blow Your Bitcoin at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse III now accepts Bitcoin for all goods and services. If you’ve been looking for a place to spend your cryptocurrency millions, this is the place. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks Has a Thursday Night Football Party

♦  Minks is the only Vegas strip club that advertises a Thursday Night Football viewing party. That’s tonight, with the New York Jets at Indianapolis Colts. Bottles of Bud Light and Ultra are just $4 during the game. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

A Touch of Burlesque at Centerfolds

♦  “A Touch of Burlesque” now runs five nights a week (Wed – Sun) at Centerfolds Cabaret. The talented cast includes Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s “Atomic Saloon” and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris. Show time: 11 pm.

See Centerfolds’ package deals here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Deja Vu Showgirls — Sunday School

  Every Sunday, Deja Vu Showgirls has select bottles for just $99. It’s also Sunday School Day and if you show up in a schoolgirl outfit, you get free admission. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+

Treasures — Best Gourmet Chow in Town

Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here.  Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs

 Girl Collection has reopened on weekends. Valet parking is $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+

 Sophia’s has reopened and is slowly coming to life and getting back to biz. Topless, full bar, 21+

The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Scores is undergoing some major construction but remains open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. The boss, Leo, is turning this club into a real contender in the Vegas strip club scene. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+

Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).