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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

UFC 231 Is Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs on December 8

Max Holloway vs Brian Ortega for the UFC Featherweight Championship

On Saturday night, December 8, UFC Featherweight Champ Max Holloway (19-3-0) will defend his title against the undefeated Brian Ortega (14-0-0). This fight was supposed to take place at UFC 227 in July, but Holloway pulled out due to symptoms of a concussion.

Although Holloway has three losses on his record, he hasn’t lost a fight since 2013 when Conor McGregor beat him on a unanimous decision. Both fighters are 27 years old and should be in their prime. Holloway has a huge fan base because he’s so much fun to watch. He’s 5’11” but he only weighs 145 lbs. The guy’s a scarecrow. (By contrast, Ortega is 5’8″ and weighs 145.) Yet, Holloway keeps beating the crap out of these muscular apes he faces in the octagon. In his 22 fights, he’s never been knocked out. He’s so fast and so tricky, no one can touch him. This should be a great fight.

Co-headlining UFC 231 is the UFC Women’s Flyweight Championship between former Women’s Strawweight Champ Joanna Jędrzejczyk (15-2) and former Bantamweight challenger Valentina Shevchenko (15-3).

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 231

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper Tiffany

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Showgirls will be screening UFC 231 with a $20 cover for locals and out-of-staters who arrive in their own transportation. There’s an open bar for domestics and wells from 6 – 9 pm. Better yet, out-of-staters who arrive in Deja Vu’s free limo will get in for free and get a voucher for a free drink when the open bar ends. Call (702) 308-4605 for the club’s free limo transport (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Deja Vu has the best private bedroom dance prices of all the Vegas topless clubs, starting at only $150 for 15 minutes, or about what the other clubs charge for the group VIP. You may also be interested in Deja Vu’s VIP package deals for groups and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse III has a $50 package that includes transportation to the club, entry and free pizza. $20 buckets. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club is also advertising a screening party for UFC 231 with no details. Expect $50 entry for out of state or $40 if you take their limo (includes 2 drinks). Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Buxom Bombshells Nikki Benz and Olivia Austin at Sapphire Next Weekend

Sapphire Brings Out the Big Guns

Nikki Benz

Sapphire gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas is continuing its weekend porn-star-in-your-lap series with two of the most voluptuous bodies in the biz this coming weekend.

See them live on stage, get them alone in the VIP, or even reserve a dinner date with your favorite. If you’re a boob man, these shows are for you.

On Friday night, November 30, Nikki Benz, star of Knockout Knockers, Big Boob Orgy and Rack by Popular Demand, will be starting her stage sets at 11:30 pm and looking for more intimate fun with her fans throughout the night when she’s not on stage.

Olivia Austin

On Saturday night, December 1, the voluptuous Olivia Austin, whom you may recall from Busty Pin-Ups and Strip Poker Orgy, will be the sweet treat of the night, doing stage sets after 11: 30 pm and heating up the VIP rooms in between her stage performances.

For $135 you can reserve a seat at either Nikki’s or Olivia’s personal tables with a two-hour open bar. This is where they hang out and drive their fans crazy with lust when they’re not on stage, looking for guys to fool around with in private. With that package, you get free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, and Sapphire’s famous VIP treatment. You’ll find this package and other porn star packages (including dinner dates!) at Sapphire’s website.

If it’s Sapphire’s high mileage all-night lap dance orgy with 400+ stacked 9s and 10s that interests you most, get the solo package for $65.  That deal includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. You’ll also find bottle and group packages through that link, and all packages include a discount on drinks, free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and full Vegas-style host service.

Because of the club’s generous package deals, Sapphire is one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs for any budget. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law, so bring twenties and you’ll have a ball. But get a package deal because at peak hours, you’ll need that reserved VIP seat to be able to sit down.

If you’re planning a later trip to Vegas, check out our post on Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features. Topless, full bar, 21+

Thanksgiving Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, November 23

Palomino Club, Where the Drinks Are Cold & the Girls Are Hot & Naked

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper Valentina Estrella

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

  If you think strippers should take it all off, including their g-strings, and strip clubs should serve alcoholic beverages at friendly prices, you’ve got only one club in Las Vegas that will fulfill all your desires:  Palomino Club. The dancers at Palomino get totally naked on stage and in the club’s VIP rooms, yet Palomino has a full bar.

If you get to the club early enough, get a seat on the rail because the stage show is a huge attraction here. The dancers look like they stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog, except they’re naked and more athletic. The pole dancing is the best and sexiest you’ll see in town.

On weekend nights, Palomino has 130+ dancers that get naked on stage and in the VIP rooms. High-mileage nude dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.

For a preview of Palomino’s dancers, check out  Valentina Estrella, ReneeScarlett and our October Dancer of the Month, Ashley. And check out Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet.

With draft beers at $6 and domestic bottles at $8 for locals and out-of-staters alike, these are the friendliest drink prices for out-of-towners you’ll find in any of the major Vegas strip clubs. That’s just another reason Palomino is always on TVO’s list of the best Vegas strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for deals for couples, groups and solo guys. If you’re visiting Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of the friendliest strip clubs in Las Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+   Read more…

A Post-Thanksgiving Porn Star Feast in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sweet & Slutty Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings Vegas

Kimmy Granger, the adorably cute star of XXX flick 2 Cute 4 Porn, will be the featured dancer at Little Darlings Las Vegas this weekend on both Friday and Saturday night (November 23-24). Kimmy will be doing two fully nude stage sets each night after 11 pm, and will be available for private, one-on-one VIP dances.

If you think Kimmy looks too cute and innocent to be much fun in a VIP room, you should also know that Kimmy’s best known for her performance in the porn classic, Yes I Am a Dirty Lil’ Slut. If you check out some of her free vids on Pornhub, you will have to agree. My recommendation: Get this girl naked in one of Little D’s private bedrooms and you’ll go home with a smile on your face.

All dancers at Little Darlings are available for one-on-one nude dances. This is the only strip club in Vegas where even $20 lap dances take place in one-on-one booths and not on the main floor. High-mileage bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private dance price in Las Vegas.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the club’s free limo.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+  Read more…