Treasures Las Vegas Gentlemen's Club
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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Two New Dancers at Palomino Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Divine Dances at Palomino Club

Always on the lookout for our next Dancer of the Month, we spotted two new dancers at Palomino Club last week. Both Divine and Veronica are definitely in the running. Can’t tell you much about them yet, other than that you’ll most often find them performing at Palomino on the weekends. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so here’s a couple thousand digital words about these new girls.

Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas that has a full bar and features totally nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. And Palomino’s VIP rooms are all one-on-one private curtained booths or private bedrooms, so you will be completely alone with the girl who’s getting naked for you in the VIP. Prices on VIP dances start at 3 songs/$100 with no extra bar tab. If you prefer a larger space with either a big comfy sofa or full-sized bed to stretch out on with a dancer, Palomino has added another private bedroom upstairs.

Palomino Club Las Vegas stripper

Veronica in a Palomino VIP

With an all-nude stage show and friendly drink prices even for out-of-staters, we rate Palomino as one of best strip clubs in Vegas. Their wild stage show also makes Palomino Club one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples, so feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 702-642-2984 for the club’s free round-trip limo (solo guys, call that number to check for free limo availability). You’ll find Palomino’s package deals for VIP bottle service, couples and groups online here. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive after 8 pm on a busy night, you may be hit with a $30 tab to cover three drinks up front. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

UFC 236 Screening Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Two UFC Interim Championships on the Line

UFC 236 will be fought in the State Farm Arena in Atlanta on Saturday, April 13. If you’ll be in town to bet on the fights, I suggest you get your bets down in your favorite casino sports book, then go to one of the top Vegas strip clubs to watch the fights with access to hot topless babes for comfort when things get bloody.  Read more…

Bridgette B and Diamond Kitty Bring Boobs Galore to Sapphire Vegas

Bridgette B at Sapphire Las Vegas

Bridgette B at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Las Vegas’ weekend porn-star-in-your-lap series presents two of the cutest and bustiest babes in the XXX biz this weekend, unleashing their magnificent mammaries on stage and in private VIP shows.

On Friday night, April 12, busty blonde bombshell Bridgette B will be the babe of the night. If you’re a porn addict with a thing for boobs, you’ve probably seen Bridgette in such XXX flicks as Highbrow Pussy, The Butt Doctor, Boobs Beyond Belief, and Giant Juicy Juggs 5.

Bridgette B is one of the most sought after bodacious bodies in the porn scene, having appeared in more than 400 XXX films dealing with just about every naughty fetish imaginable. Bridgette likes anything and everything that has to do with sex.

Diamond Kitty at Sapphire Las Vegas

Diamond Kitty at Sapphire Saturday

Then, on Saturday, April 13, hot Latina (Cuban/Puerto Rican) Diamond Kitty will be on Sapphire’s titty menu. Kitty is best known for her frequent appearances in the Ass Parade XXX videos and TV series, though her most memorable performance was in the critically-acclaimed There’s a Great Big Penis in My Butt.

Both Bridgette B’s and Diamond Kitty’s stage sets start at 11:30 pm, and both will be flaunting their bods out in the crowd when they’re not on stage, as they shamelessly lure innocent guys into Sapphire’s VIP or a private Skybox so they can have their way with him one-on-one.

If you think you might want to give in to the temptation of getting up-close-and-physical with either one of these stars, I recommend reserving a seat at their private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for just $135 here. That seat will put you in prime position to score when they come off stage. Through that link you can also reserve a private steak and lobster dinner date with either of them in one of Sapphire’s luxury Skyboxes. Sapphire will even provide the strawberries and whipped cream for dessert.

If you’d prefer to focus on Sapphire’s high-mileage lap dance orgy, I recommend the club’s $65 solo guy deal that includes a reserved seat right in the middle of the action. That package includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot (there are also packages for groups, couples and bottle service through that link).  All Sapphire packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and royalty treatment at one of Vegas’ ultimate gentlemen’s clubs.

We recommend a package at this club because it gets to standing room only at peak hours.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get the best deal and experience.

If you’re coming to Vegas after this weekend, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule.  Topless, full bar, 21+

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 5

Treasures — Sink Back and Let Your Vegas “Girlfriend” Pamper You

♦  Treasures is about sinking into an environment of luxury and comfort and letting some of the most beautiful women on earth flirt with you and pamper you. This is where you come to celebrate when you’ve just won a bundle at craps or in the sports book, and you want some up-close-and-physical attention from a girl who looks like a lingerie model and who likes to please sophisticated men who are winners in life.

This club specializes in providing men with a perfect Las Vegas girlfriend experience. Take your time sampling the available flesh on display with full-contact lap dances. Then invite your favorite to dinner at Treasures’ gourmet steakhouse and let her charm you over food and cocktails before she leads you upstairs to the VIP rooms where you can undress her for dessert.

Out-of-staters should give Treasures a buzz at 702-257-3030 for free round-trip limo transport to the club. Yes, the club limo will pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave, no strings attached.  Take a look at some of the great deals Treasures offers in their VIP packages, including dinner packages, on the club website. Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings — Naked, Young & Fun!

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Bella Dances at Little Darlings

 Little Darlings Vegas is the only major strip club in town that allows guests at age 18+. No alcohol is served here, so dancers also only have to be 18+, and all dancers get totally naked on stage and in the private VIP room dances.

Think of a college cheerleading squad dancing their way out of their bikinis, and you’ll have a good idea of what’s in store for you here.

This is also the only strip club in Vegas with $20 lap dances that are fully nude and take place in private booths off the main floor. You can’t get a $20 private show anywhere else in Vegas, and at Little Darlings it’s totally nude. Needless to say, I love this club for the cute young girls who ditch their g-strings. The club’s bedroom dances (on full-sized beds) are high mileage, fully nude and start at just $125 for 15 minutes — a steal in Vegas.

The stage show is a riot because the 18 year olds up there are eager to prove themselves and really put their hearts into their performances. This is also one of the most female-friendly strip clubs in Vegas, great fun for couples and women alone or in groups.

Cover charge is $35 for out-of-staters or $15 for locals, but out-of-staters can get in for the locals’ rate if they call the club for their free limo at 702-366-1141. (You will pay the full rate if you arrive by taxi or rideshare.) They may ask you at the door to show this offer on the club website’s home page.

You may want to check out the club website for a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon, plus VIP package deals for solo guys, couples and groups. Nude, no alcohol, 18+ Read more…