A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

March Madness Is Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs

Here’s the complete 2021 March Madness schedule according to the NCAA:

  • Selection Sunday — 6 p.m. ET March 14 on CBS
  • First Four — 4 p.m. start on Thursday, March 18
  • First round — 12 p.m. start on Friday, March 19, and Saturday, March 20
  • Second round — 12 p.m. start on Sunday, March 21, and Monday, March 22
  • Sweet 16 — 2 p.m. start on Saturday, March 27, and 1 p.m. start on Sunday, March 28
  • Elite Eight — 7 p.m. start on Monday, March 29, and 6 p.m. start on Tuesday, March 30
  • Final Four — 5 p.m. start on Saturday, April 3
  • NCAA championship game — 9 p.m. Monday, April 5

Three Vegas strip clubs (operating as bikini bars during the Covid Madness) will be screening March Madness games.

Sapphire is advertising “March Mayhem” packages for 2 to 15 guests, with transportation, free admission, and various bottle and open bar packages depending on the number of guests and your booze preferences. See Sapphire’s March Mayhem packages here. Call Sapphire at 702-869-0003.

Palomino Club is advertising March Madness viewing parties on their Facebook page. Their standard packages are on their website here. Or call the club at 702-642-2984 to reserve a package or for more info, complimentary limo, etc.

Spearmint Rhino is also advertising March Madness viewing parties on its Facebook page, though nothing on its website yet. Call Rhino at (702) 796-3600.

I’ll update this page as more info comes in.

Boxing Fans: Fight Night at Sapphire

Tomorrow night, Saturday, February 27, Sapphire will be screening the WBA/WBC Super Middleweight title bout between Saul Canelo Alvarez and Avni Yildirim. Doors open at 6 pm. The Co-Main Event bout is between Julio Cesar Martinez and McWilliams Arroyo.

Package deals are available for groups of 3 to 10 guests with complimentary transportation, free admission and drink and bottle options on Sapphire’s website here. Otherwise call 702-869-0003 for solo guests or other information.

Party at Hustler Club to Honor Larry Flynt’s Life (Updated)

[Note: This event has been postponed. No new date announced yet. — A.S.]

Larry Flynt, the founder of Hustler magazine and the Hustler chain of strip clubs, died of heart failure last Wednesday, February 10, at the age of 78.

There will be a Celebration of Life to honor the first amendment champion this coming Friday, February 19, at the Vegas Hustler Club. The event is open to the public. Covid restrictions will be in place, so bring a mask.

The party will feature a performance by Jennifer Romas’ Sexxy After Dark. Sexxy was the production show at the Westgate until it was closed by the pandemic. A revamped version of the show recently moved to the Hustler Club as Sexxy After Dark. This was my favorite production show in Vegas when it was at the Westgate (see my review linked to above), and assuming this crazy pandemic ever ends, I suspect it will return to the Westgate when the town gets back to semi-normal. I haven’t seen the Hustler production, but I would expect it to be worth the price of admission itself.

Doors will open at 7:30 pm, with a spaghetti dinner at 8:30. The Sexxy After Dark show is scheduled to start at 9:30. I can’t find any mention of this event on Hustler’s website. Tickets are reportedly $50. Call the club at (702) 795-3131 for reservations and further information. Full bar, 21+

 

Some Covid Restrictions Will Be Loosened Soon for Vegas Strip Clubs (Updated)

Due to the declining reported bat plague death rate in Nevada, the governor has announced that fire-code occupancy limits for bars and restaurants, including strip clubs, will be eased throughout the state. On February 15, clubs that are currently limited to 25% of capacity, will be allowed to operate at 35% capacity. Assuming the death rates do not rise, on March 15, the capacity limit will go to 50%.

On May 1, again assuming no rise in bat plague horror stories, the fire-code capacity limits will be set by individual counties and cities in the state. As Las Vegas mayor, Carolyn Goodman, was very opposed to restrictions on Las Vegas businesses, this could mean that the clubs will open up with far fewer restrictions on May 1. That is, unless Clark County authorities feel differently and have more clout than our mayor. I guess we’ll have to wait and see how it goes. I wouldn’t advise making big travel plans yet.

Note:  Technically, “strip clubs” are not allowed to be open at all right now, but half a dozen have opened as “bikini bars,” so they will have their capacity limits raised along with other bars. There has been no word from the governor about strip clubs being allowed to open ever. We’re hoping that the new timeline that will allow cities and counties to take charge of Covid restrictions on May 1 will see strip clubs finally being allowed to open as strip clubs.

The four clubs that were temporarily shut down on Super Bowl Sunday — Rhino, Hustler, Minks, and Play It Again Sam — were shut down for violating Covid restrictions, including allowing dancers to perform topless. So, don’t get your hopes up about being allowed to see titties in Vegas before May 1.