A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Big Game, Big Problems in Vegas

We’ve received reports that three of the five Vegas strip clubs that had announced Super Bowl viewing parties were shut down by the Clark County licensing board prior to the game. Spearmint Rhino, Hustler Club and Play It Again Sam were all closed. [Update:  Minks in Henderson was also shut down.] Apparently Sapphire and Palomino Club had no problems.

MGM Grand’s computers went down at all of their properties in the middle of the Big Game and didn’t come back online until midnight. Needless to say, many bettors were pissed off as they couldn’t cash their winning tickets post game.

Sure wish I had something fun and exciting to report.

Super Bowl in the Vegas Strip Clubs (Updated)

Sapphire Football Viewing Screens

Sapphire’s Football Viewing Screens

Las Vegas strip clubs are known for their lavish Super Bowl viewing parties. This year, with the Covid restrictions, the strip club parties, like all of the Super Bowl parties in town, will be hindered by the pandemic regulations. Don’t expect lap dances or any physical contact with the girls. All clubs are limited to 25% of their normal occupancy limits. Masks are required unless you’re eating or drinking.

Even though the Vegas crowds will not be anywhere near the town’s normal Super Bowl weekend crowds, there will be more out-of-towners in Vegas to bet on the game than most weekends during this pandemic. With the clubs’ 25% occupancy limits, you absolutely must make reservations in advance at the bigger clubs to assure you gain entry. The Super Bowl is on Sunday, February 7, with the kickoff scheduled at 3:30 pm.

These are the Vegas strip clubs that are currently advertising Super Bowl viewing parties:

[NEW] Spearmint Rhino is also havising a Super Bowl viewing party. The club will open at 1 pm on Sunday, Feb 7. They’re advertising bottle and food specials, including $100 bottles and burger, fries and a beer for $5. Call for reservations and limo pickup at 702-796-3600 or visit the club website.

Palomino Club will be opening at 3 pm. They are not requiring reservations, though I would advise them, especially if you’re in a group. They’re advertising drink and bottle specials throughout the game. Call the club at 702-642-2984 or visit the club website.

Sapphire has multiple package deals available on their website that include transportation, entry, and bottle options for groups of 4 to 8 guests. The club is advertising “100’s of Sapphire cheerleaders” with “halftime dollar dances,” so I’m not sure how those dances work this year. Call the club at 702-869-0003, or purchase tickets online now.

Crazy Horse III is advertising a $799 package for four guests that includes transportation for all, free entry, an “open bar all game and unlimited tailgate fare with halftime pizza selections.” That’s a pretty good price for an open bar all game for four guests. Call the club at 702-673-1700 or visit their website here. Reservations mandatory.

Play It Again, Sam is advertising a free party that starts at 3 pm, with “free food, free drinks, free prizes, drink specials, shot specials.” This is a locals joint, so you may not need reservations and they don’t have a limo to pick you up. If you can’t get in to any of the above clubs, you might give Sam’s a try. Call the club at (702) 876-1550, or visit their website here.

UFC 257 in the Vegas Strip Clubs

I haven’t been posting information on the Vegas strip clubs since the initial Vegas pandemic lockdown in March 2020. In the ten months since then, a handful of the strip clubs have reopened as “bikini bars.” This means they are not the same Vegas strip clubs they used to be.

Do not expect to find lap dances, and Vegas strip clubs were famous for their wild lap dance scene. Physical contact between dancers and customers is not permitted. There is also a 25% occupancy limitation on bars in Vegas, and the strip clubs that are open are now open as bars.

Two Vegas strip clubs are advertising viewing parties for UFC 257, with the main event being a rematch between Connor McGregor and Dustin Poirier on Saturday night, January 23.

Sapphire is screening the fights in their Showroom. Package deals for multiple guests are available online here. Because of the occupancy restrictions, reservations are recommended even for solo guests. Call 702-869-0003.

Crazy Horse III is also screening UFC 257. The $59 package includes transportation to the club, admission and a $40 drink voucher. Reservations required. Book here, or call 702-673-1700.

Porn’s Wildest Stars In the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire Features Major MILF Brandi Love and Penthouse Pet Jayden Cole

Brandi Love at Sapphire Las Vegas

Brandi Love at Sapphire Friday

Sapphire Las Vegas continues its weekend mission of bringing the world’s most lusted-after XXX stars out of laptops and onto their stage and into their guests’ laps.

This weekend’s stars include one of porn’s most in-demand MILFs on Friday and a Penthouse Pet and Playboy model on Saturday. Both will begin their stage shows at 11:30 pm, then will be partying with their fans and doing up-close-and-physical VIP shows for the bravest (and most well-funded) among them.

On Friday night, March 20, Brandi Love will be the treat of the night. Brandi has appeared in dozens of XXX MILF flicks, probably because she has one of the most smokin’ hot bods in MILF porn. If you saw her in MILF Mayhem or her unforgettable portrayal of a stepmother in Teaching the Rookie, you know why she won the 2019 NightMoves Award for Best MILF Performer.

If you’re a rookie with XXX stars, isn’t it time you let Brandi teach you a thing or two?

Jayden Cole at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jayden Cole at Sapphire Saturday

On Saturday night, March 21, Penthouse Pet and Playboy model Jayden Cole will be taking over the job of driving men wild.

Jayden is a statuesque redhead who stands 5’11” in her stocking feet. In the six-inch platforms she wears on stage, she is a goddess.

Jayden is beloved by cult film fanatics for her starring role in the softcore b-movie classic, Bikini Frankenstein, in which Dr Frankenstein decides to bring a dead girl (Jayden) back to life.

As luck would have it, Frankie discovers that the jolt of electricity he shot through her dead flesh not only woke her up, but turned her into the horniest girl on the planet.

Jayden Cole - Bikini Frankenstein

Jayden Cole – Bikini Frankenstein

Until some late night cable station decides to resurrect Bikini Frankenstein, here’s a publicity still of Jayden from the flick.

If getting physical with Brandi or Jayden sounds fun to you, Sapphire has a package deal for a reserved seat at their private tables for only $135. That seat will get you first crack at the undivided attention of the star of your choice. It also includes a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super premium liquors. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star packages, including a private dinner date with Brandi or Jayden, available on Sapphire’s website here.

For guys who prefer to take in the porn stars’ topless stage acts from the heart of Sapphire’s lap dance orgy, the club offers a solo VIP package for just $65.  You get a $50 drink voucher and a free shot with that package, plus a reserved VIP table in the heart of 400+ stacked 9s and 10s just looking for a lap to get comfy in. If you’re a boob man, bring lots of twenties and experience titty paradise.

Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that link. All packages include free limo transport to Sapphire, free admission, a line pass, and the royalty treatment at one of Vegas’ premiere gentlemen’s clubs.  Sapphire often gets to standing-room-only at peak hours, so I recommend a package deal here not only for the savings but for the reserved table!

Note:  If you take a taxi or rideshare to Sapphire, you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Don’t blow your lap dance money on taxi fare and cover charge. Even without a package deal, you can get free admission simply for arriving by the free club limo.  Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride.

If you’re planning a future trip to Las Vegas, check out our Sapphire porn star calendar.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Anastasia Rose Does Two Nights at Little Darlings

On Friday and Saturday night, March 20-21, porn actress Anastasia Rose will do one show each night at Little Darlings. She will perform at 1 am. Nude, no alcohol, 18+