Most guys have a “type” of female body they’re most attracted to. It could be big tits that you just want to bury your face in or a luscious bitable JLo ass, or a stunning black or Latina girl, or a young, natural cheerleader type, or thick and juicy, or a BBW or simply a sweet girl-next-door type.
Many of the top Las Vegas strip clubs hire dancers with a wide range of bodies, but some clubs specialize, so if you’re looking for something specific, here’s where to find it.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Big Tits
If your ideal body type is the Playboy/Penthouse model, then these clubs are for you. You’ll see lots of D’s and double D’s (many silicone-enhanced) and very little body fat. If you look at the success of mags like Playboy and Penthouse, and the popularity of these clubs in Vegas, big tits and no fat seems to be a lot of guys’ favorite body type.
Sapphire features 400+ stacked and slender dancers at peak hours and the wildest lap dance orgy in town. And Sapphire offers elegant fully-private VIP rooms where you can be alone with a dancer and shut the door.
Other clubs where you’ll see big tits, but with a wider range of body types: Palomino Club (nude), Deja Vu Showgirls (club review/ club website), Legends Room, Spearmint Rhino, Treasures, Hustler, Crazy Horse III and Cheetahs.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Young and Natural Bodies
Both clubs hire dancers as young as 18. Both are large and popular Las Vegas nude clubs with the pick of the younger talent. Little Darlings (age 18+) has 70+ dancers at peak hours, while Palomino (which has a full bar and is age 21+) has 130+.
Dancers at both clubs are overwhelmingly toned and slender, genuine dancers who put on a great show. You’ll see some dancers with small or medium-sized natural titties, but you will also find big titties, and when you find them, they’ll often be natural. You’ll run into less silicone at Palomino and Little Darlings than in the topless lap dance palaces.
Talk of the Town (another nude club) also specializes in young and natural, although the selection here will be smaller. Talk of the Town dancers rarely have tattoos (unusual for strippers these days) because the owner just flat-out doesn’t like tats.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Big Booty
Floyd Mayweather hand picks every dancer in his Girl Collection, and I saw some spectacular booty on my last visit.
The dancers at the Club Lacy’s Urban Women Nights are good-looking African-American dancers on the thick side, with plenty of booty to worship.
You’ll also see lots of delectable big butts, but within a bigger range of body types, at Chicas Bonitas (club review), a rocking local’s favorite where everyone speaks Spanish, soccer is on the TVs, and the table dances are only $10.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Thick and Beautiful
Chicas Bonitas and Lacy’s (part-time) are the clubs where you’ll tend to find more dancers with meat on their bones without crossing over into obese.
If you feel the mainstream body type has gotten too anorexic, you’ll also be happy at Play It Again, Sam.
If you like thick and beautiful in a truly swank setting, give Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection a look.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Black Dancers
Lacy’s is the only all-black strip club in Las Vegas right now (Foxy’s closed after a shooting in the parking lot, and Ace of Diamonds never quite got going). At Lacy’s, you’ll find some Hispanic and white customers, but most of the customers and dancers are African-American. Chicas Bonitas, Vegas’ only Latino strip club, also often has a good number of beautiful black dancers in addition to lovely Latina girls.
Of the Las Vegas topless clubs, Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection offers a mix of mostly brown and black dancers.
Where to Find the Girl Next Door
Look in the locals’ clubs and smaller venues for strippers that don’t look like strippers: Deja Vu Showgirls (club review/ club website), Babes, Chicas Bonitas, Club Platinum, Play It Again, Sam, Lacy’s, and Talk of the Town.
Deja Vu Showgirls is best for beautiful girls who aren’t stuck up about it, or beauty with a girl-next-door attitude.
Where to Find Older Dancers
Glitter Gulch always had a large selection of dancers in their 50s and 60s. Think Tempest Storm a bit past her prime.
Now that they’re closed, the best option for finding older dancers (generally in great shape) is in the afternoon at some of the topless clubs. I’ve seen older women in the afternoon at Cheetahs, Hustler, and the neighborhood titty bars.
Where to Find a Good Mixture of Body Types
Most of the major topless clubs have a mixture of body types, with something for everyone: Deja Vu Showgirls, Cheetah’s, Crazy Horse III, Little Darlings, Hustler, Sophia’s, Treasures, Spearmint Rhino, Girl Collection and Sapphire.