Most guys have a “type” of female body they’re most attracted to. It could be big tits that you just want to bury your face in or a luscious bitable JLo ass, or a stunning black or Latina girl, or a young, natural cheerleader type, or thick and juicy, or a BBW or simply a sweet girl-next-door type.
Many of the Las Vegas strip clubs hire dancers with a wide range of bodies, but some clubs specialize, so if you’re looking for something specific, here’s where to find it.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Young and Natural Bodies
Palomino hires dancers as young as 18. As the largest and most popular of the major Las Vegas nude clubs, it has the pick of the younger talent, with 80+ dancers at peak hours.
Dancers at Palomino are overwhelmingly toned and slender. You’ll see some dancers with small or medium-sized natural titties, but you will also find big titties, and when you find them, they’ll usually be natural. You’ll run into less silicone at Palomino than in the topless lap dance palaces.
Talk of the Town (another nude club) also specializes in young and natural, although the selection here will be smaller. Talk of the Town dancers rarely have tattoos (unusual for strippers these days) because the owner just flat-out doesn’t like tats.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Big Tits
Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino lead the pack in this department (the luscious bosom in the photo at right belongs to Sapphire dancer Jessica Ann).
If your ideal body type is the Playboy/Penthouse model, then these clubs are for you. You’ll see lots of D’s and double D’s (many silicone-enhanced) and very little body fat. If you look at the success of mags like Playboy and Penthouse, and the popularity of these clubs in Vegas, big tits and no fat seems to be a lot of guys’ favorite body type.
If your idea of enjoying busty dancers is a lap dance with a beautiful woman who allows your hands to wander, both Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino will fill the bill, but you can get a lot more privacy at Sapphire (club review / club website), which offers more dark nooks and corners where you can focus on the girl you’re with instead of the guy sitting next to you. And Sapphire offers elegant fully-private VIP rooms where you can be alone with a dancer and shut the door.
Sapphire features 400+ dancers at peak hours, while Spearmint Rhino features 200+.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Big Booty
Club Lacy’s (club review), the part-time North Las Vegas black nude club, is the star club for men who love big booty. The dancers at the club’s Urban Women Nights are good-looking African-American dancers on the thick side.
You’ll also see lots of delectable big butts, but within a bigger range of body types, at Chicas Bonitas, a rocking local’s favorite where everyone speaks Spanish, soccer is on the TVs, and the table dances are only $10.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Thick and Beautiful
Chicas Bonitas and Lacy’s (part-time) are the clubs where you’ll tend to find more dancers with meat on their bones without crossing over into obese.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Black Dancers
Lacy’s (part-time) is the only black strip club in Las Vegas right now (Foxy’s closed after a shooting in the parking lot, and Ace of Diamonds never quite got going). At Lacy’s, you’ll find some Hispanic and white customers, but most of the customers and dancers are African-American. Chicas Bonitas, Vegas’ only Latino strip club, also often has a good number of beautiful black dancers in addition to lovely Latina girls.
Of the Las Vegas topless clubs, Deja Vu Showgirls usually has the largest selection of African-American dancers.
Where to Find the Girl Next Door
Where to Find Older Dancers
Glitter Gulch always has a selection of dancers in their 40s and 50s. Think Tempest Storm a bit past her prime. Generally, these are some sexy older women.
You’ll also often find older dancers (generally in great shape) in some of the topless clubs that have been around for many years: Cheetahs, OG, and Treasures.
Where to Find a Good Mixture of Body Types
Most of the major topless clubs have a mixture of body types, with something for everyone: Cheetah’s, Crazy Horse III, Little Darlings, Hustler, OG, Treasures, and Sapphire.