Rating the Vegas Strip Clubs for Body Types

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Riley Dances at
Palomino Club

Most guys have a “type” of female body they’re most attracted to. It could be big tits that you just want to bury your face in or a luscious bitable JLo ass, or a stunning black or Latina girl, or a young, natural cheerleader type, or thick and juicy, or a BBW or simply a sweet girl-next-door type.

Many of the Las Vegas strip clubs hire dancers with a wide range of bodies, but some clubs specialize, so if you’re looking for something specific, here’s where to find it.

 

Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Big Tits

sapphire las vegas is famous for high mileage lap dances

Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem

If your ideal body type is the Playboy/Penthouse model, then these clubs are for you.  You’ll see lots of D’s and double D’s (many silicone-enhanced) and very little body fat. If you look at the success of mags like Playboy and Penthouse, and the popularity of these clubs in Vegas, big tits and no fat seems to be a lot of guys’ favorite body type.

If your idea of enjoying busty dancers is a lap dance with a beautiful woman who allows your hands to wander, Sapphire (club review / club website) is the best club in Vegas to fill the bill.  

Sapphire features 400+ stacked and slender dancers at peak hours and the wildest lap dance orgy in town.  And Sapphire offers elegant fully-private VIP rooms where you can be alone with a dancer and shut the door.

Other clubs where you’ll see big tits, but with a wider range of body types:  Deja Vu Showgirls (club review/ club website), Spearmint Rhino, Treasures, Hustler, Crazy Horse III and Cheetahs.

Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Young and Natural Bodies

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Vallerina Estrella Dances at Little Darlings

Palomino Club (club review / club website) and Little Darlings (club review / club website) are the stars of this category.

Both clubs hire dancers as young as 18.  Both are large and popular Las Vegas nude clubs with the pick of the younger talent.  Little Darlings (age 18+) has 60+ dancers at peak hours, while Palomino (which has a full bar and is age 21+) has 130+.

Dancers at both clubs are overwhelmingly toned and slender, genuine dancers who put on a great show.  You’ll see some dancers with small or medium-sized natural titties, but you will also find big titties, and when you find them, they’ll often be natural.  You’ll run into less silicone at Palomino and Little Darlings than in the topless lap dance palaces.

Talk of the Town (another nude club) also specializes in young and natural, although the selection here will be smaller. Talk of the Town dancers rarely have tattoos (unusual for strippers these days) because the owner just flat-out doesn’t like tats.

 

Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Big Booty

Club Lacy's Urban Strip Club Dancer

Savannah Dances at Club Lacy’s

Club Lacy’s (club review), the part-time North Las Vegas black nude club, is the star club for men who love big booty. The dancers at the club’s Urban Women Nights are good-looking African-American dancers on the thick side.

You’ll also see lots of delectable big butts, but within a bigger range of body types, at Chicas Bonitas (club review), a rocking local’s favorite where everyone speaks Spanish, soccer is on the TVs, and the table dances are only $10.

 

Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Thick and Beautiful

Chicas Bonitas and Lacy’s (part-time) are the clubs where you’ll tend to find more dancers with meat on their bones without crossing over into obese.

If you feel the mainstream body type has gotten too anorexic, you’ll also be happy at Play It Again, Sam.

 

Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Black Dancers

Lacy’s (part-time) is the only black strip club in Las Vegas right now (Foxy’s closed after a shooting in the parking lot, and Ace of Diamonds never quite got going).  At Lacy’s, you’ll find some Hispanic and white customers, but most of the customers and dancers are African-American.  Chicas Bonitas, Vegas’ only Latino strip club, also often has a good number of beautiful black dancers in addition to lovely Latina girls.

Of the Las Vegas topless clubs, Deja Vu Showgirls usually has the largest selection of African-American dancers.

 

Where to Find the Girl Next Door

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Shelby Sparks Dances at
Deja Vu Showgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

Look in the locals’ clubs and smaller venues for strippers that don’t look like strippers:  Deja Vu Showgirls (club review/ club website), Babes, Chicas Bonitas, Club Platinum, Play It Again, Sam, Lacy’s, and Talk of the Town.  Deja Vu Showgirls is best for beautiful girls who aren’t stuck up about it, or beauty with a girl-next-door attitude.

 

Where to Find Older Dancers

Glitter Gulch always has a selection of dancers in their 40s and 50s. Think Tempest Storm a bit past her prime. Generally, these are some sexy older women.

You’ll also often find older dancers (generally in great shape) in some of the topless clubs that have been around for many years: Cheetahs, OG, and Treasures.

 

Where to Find a Good Mixture of Body Types

Most of the major topless clubs have a mixture of body types, with something for everyone: Deja Vu Showgirls, Cheetah’s, Crazy Horse III, Little Darlings, Hustler, OG, Treasures, Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire. EndGirl0

22 Responses to “Rating the Vegas Strip Clubs for Body Types”

  1. jj solari

    i’ve said it before. i’ll say it again: this is the only internet site that actually matters and makes a difference.

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  2. Cane

    Arnold, If you have a favorite dancer who/what is the appropriate way to ask the club if she is performing any given night? Call the club? Ask the DJ? Whenever I find a good dancer and want repeat service another time, it always seems they are not working or busy with other customers.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      You can always call a club and ask if a particular dancer is performing that night, but depending on who answers you may or may not get the information. At a big club, a phone receptionist may not have access to the dancer schedule.

      If you are in a club, the DJ is the best source of information on dancers. The DJ not only has a list of all the dancers scheduled to perform, but also the order in which they perform. If the dancer you’re looking for is in the club and on the list, he’ll know how long it will be before she’s on stage again. If it’s a multi-stage club, he’ll know which stage(s) she’ll be on and when.

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  3. JS

    Thanks for all the great info. I plan to visit a club (or 3) when I come to LV soon. Since I’m not a fan of tattoos, are there clubs you can recommend? Put another way, are there clubs you recommend I avoid? Thanks!

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  4. Arnold Snyder

    The only Vegas strip club that I know has had a no (or minimal) tattoo policy is Talk of the Town. Read my review under Nude Clubs to see if that club might appeal to you. It’s very small, no alcohol, but I’ve always enjoyed myself there. Otherwise, although you’ll see many dancers with tattoos in the Vegas clubs, you’ll also see many without.

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  5. Eric

    Hi Arnold any suggestion which club has best choice if my preference is stronger, athletic type? Thanks,

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Palomino and Little Darlings are where you’ll see the best stage shows, and the best stage shows are by the most athletic dancers in the best shape. These clubs both have many superlative pole dancers.

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  6. Ed

    Hey, which topless club do you think is best if I’m looking for short slim brunettes with natural boobs? Palomino seems the right fit from your review above if I were looking at nude clubs.
    Thanks

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Go to Palomino. Too many of the topless clubs focus on boobs. Palomino focuses on dancing talent, so you get a wider range of body types. Lots of dancers even at Palomino have naturally big or enhanced boobs, but even these dancers tend to be more fit and athletic. Also because Palomino has so many under-21 dancers, they have many of dancers who are just starting out in the biz and haven’t made any decisions regarding breast enhancement yet.

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  7. Chris

    Upcoming trip: I assume Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino are still the best places for boobs? Real or fake makes no difference.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Pat, you’ll see some natural big boobs at Sapphire and Rhino, but the majority of big bosoms are enhanced at those clubs.

      You might want to check out Chicas Bonitas. The girls there are mostly neighborhood girls, all natural. Lots of big boobs, lots of girls are thick.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      RM, Palomino Club is good for Asian dancers if you want a nude club with a terrific stage show and a full bar.

      Otherwise there will be a handful of Asian dancers at most clubs. Sapphire would tend to have more top-of-the-line Asian dancers than the other Vegas topless clubs.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Dylan, there is no Vegas strip club that regularly features BBWs and SSBBWs, but clubs occasionally have special BBW nights. I post these shows when they are announced.

      If thick girls with big booties would suffice, and you like black dancers, Lacy’s would be the best choice.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      (revised) Beeper, all of the major Vegas clubs are designed for accessibility, so you should choose based on what type of club you’d like most.

      Palomino is all-nude with a full bar and the best stage show in town. Sapphire is topless with 400+ dancers and the best lap dance scene in town.

      It might be a good idea to reserve a small package at either club and let them know about your disability so they can reserve a good table for you, whisk you past the line, etc

      If you’re interested in a private bedroom dance, Sapphire has easy access by elevators to their Skyboxes, the most elegant private rooms in town.

      Palomino has private curtained booths downstairs to accommodate guests who want private dances but can’t handle stairs.

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