Friday, May 19
Four-Hour Open Bar at Deja Vu Showgirls
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has an open bar for domestics and wells from 6 pm till 10 pm for locals and tourists alike — best drink deal in Vegas seven nights a week, including over the Memorial Day weekend.
Think of it. Free limo and free booze allow you to lavish your entire strip club budget on high-mileage lap dances and private bedroom shows.
Deja Vu gets a good mix of hot dancers on weekends. See Jade of Deja Vu, TVO’s May Dancer of the Month, a regular at the club.
If you like high-mileage private shows, the Vu has elegant private bedrooms, with real doors you can close, where you can get horizontal with a topless angel. The bedroom dances start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.
Cover charge is $45 if you arrive by cab (or Uber or Lyft or a casino’s house limo), but if you call for Deja Vu’s free limo, your cover charge is waived and you even get a free drink for when the open bar is over. Call 702-308-4605 to reserve your free ride, or text SGLV to 702-767-8118.
“Theme Sets” Tonight at Little Darlings
Friday night is Theme Set night at Little Darlings (club review / club website), where the dancers get fully nude on stage and in all private shows. It’s the only club in Vegas where even $20 lap dances are fully nude and take place in a private room. And the club’s nude private-bedroom dances, on full-size beds, start at 15 minutes for $125. That’s less than most clubs in Vegas charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.
A “theme set” means the dancer comes out on stage dressed up in a costume before she gets naked. Finally, the return of striptease!
You can also expect 2-for-1 lap dance specials and quickie dollar dances throughout the night. If you like younger girls and you like them naked and you can do without alcohol, you get a lot of turn-on bang for your buck at Little Darlings. Customers and dancers only have to be 18+ here.
The cover charge here is $15 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for $15 if you arrive by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride.
Sapphire, the World’s Best Lap Dance Orgy, Features Porn Star Britney Amber
Sapphire (club review / club website), the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club, has uncountable hundreds of gorgeous lap dancers at peak hours (think stacked 9’s and 10’s), and that’s more bare titties than any man can handle. Just bring a pocket full of twenties and make your lap available.
Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so these are in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances that may shock the uninitiated.
The friendly guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and they’re there to keep the guests happy. If there’s a special type of girl you’d like in your lap (whether you’re a boob man, a butt man, a leg man, whatever), just talk to a host and he’ll steer your type to your table. Don’t sit there yearning for that girl across the room. The hosts are there to make you happy.
Tonight (Friday, May 19), starting at around 11:30 pm, porn star Britney Amber will be the featured performer. Britney, star of more than 150 xxx films, including Sleepover Sluts, Pussy Crazy, and Supreme Booty will be hanging around the audience between her stage sets hoping to find guys who want an up-close-and-physical experience with her in Sapphire’s VIP room or even one of the club’s luxurious private Skyboxes.
You can reserve a seat at Britney’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the club’s lap dance orgy while you wait to take Alexis to the VIP.
Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. The package is worth it for the VIP table alone—it’s almost impossible to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.
Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003 and have them send the free club limo).
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee.
It’s Champagne Friday at Sapphire Pool and Day Club
The weatherman says it’ll be 82°F in Vegas today, a perfectly beautiful day to spend the afternoon at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review/pool website). Sapphire’s topless pool is one-of-a-kind — like a strip club in the sunshine — the best place in town to kick back with a cold drink and watch topless girls go-go dancing and playing titty-ball in the pool. This is where the Sapphire dancers come to party, flirt and work on their tans.
This is a great party for couples on Fridays, because ladies get free champagne from 4 – 6 pm. That also attracts a lot of cute local girls.
The Sapphire Pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm through October. This is the only pool in Vegas where you can take one the club’s bathing beauties into a VIP room for some personal fun out of the sun. Just look for the girls wearing pink wristbands. Those are the Sapphire dancers.
Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Pro Tip: Come early and grab your reserved lounge chair at either end of the pool for the best girl-watching in the shower-fountains or transparent wading pool.
Or you can call for the limo, or a package, a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, and a Stage Show like a Naked Cirque Show
Palomino Club (club review / club website) is where you go when you love pussy and you want a full bar—Palomino is the only nude club in town where you can drink alcohol. Palomino also offers by far the hottest stage show in Vegas, like a naked Cirque show, with gorgeous naked girls flying around the stripper poles, girls undressing other girls, and generally driving the guys brave enough to sit on the rail crazy with lust.
All of the Palomino dancers get naked all night long — both on stage and in the private VIP & bedroom shows.
At peak hours, you’ll find 130+ gorgeous dancers here, all looking for guys who want to have fun in the club’s private, curtained VIP rooms, where one-on-one dances start at 10 minutes for $100. Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers are couples-friendly.
Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night: Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show, Pole Dancers of Palomino Club, and Palomino Club dancer Renee (at right), our February Dancer of the Month.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 8 pm or pay $10 after. Check out the club review and website for other packages and free limo/free admission deals. You may be charged a two-drink cover at the door at peak hours.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:00-9:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available and yours for the night. This club has been standing room only for the past 21 weekends. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Porn Star Monique Alexander at Hustler Club
Porn star Monique Alexander will be doing two stage sets at Hustler Club (club review) tonight, the first one around 11 pm. Cover charge $50 for out-of-state. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Las Vegas Burlesque Hall of Fame Legends Challenge at Artifice
Tonight (Fridday, May 19) at the Artifice Bar, it’s the Las Vegas Burlesque Hall of Fame Legends Challenge. This is a fund raiser to support burlesque legends of days past to cover their expenses for attendance at the Burlesque Hall of Fame weekend next month. No telling which local performers will show up. Should be a fun night.
The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+
Twist & Tease Burlesque at Charlie’s Bar
The monthly Twist and Tease burlesque revue at Charlie’s Bar is emceed by Miz Charlamay tonight (Friday May 19. Charlie’s is a locals’ joint and the performers are mostly local amateurs keeping the art of striptease alive.
Charlies Bar is located at 5012 Arville St, Las Vegas. The show starts at 9:30 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Saturday, May 20
Girl Collection — Floyd Mayweather’s Ultra-Lounge Gentlemen’s Club — Is Now Open
Now open: A new Vegas gentlemen’s club, Girl Collection (club review/Facebook page), is an ultra-lounge strip club conceived and designed by boxing legend Floyd Mayweather. The Grand Opening will be next Friday, May 26, with the party continuing through the Memorial Day weekend, but the club is already alive and humming, open 9 pm to 5 am Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.
Cover charge is $50 or $100 for all, depending on the night. Inside the club, drink and dance prices are a steal for a club of this caliber, with a beer $14, lap dances $40, the VIP three songs for $100 plus two drinks. Thirty minutes in one of the club’s ultra luxe private rooms is only $500, and that includes a $250 bottle, while 60 minutes is only $700, and that includes $350 in booze (two 350 ml bottles or a bottle of champagne). The club could easily get away with prices at 2-3 times this level.
This is a VIP club where every dancer has been hand-picked by the champ himself (a man of exceptional taste). Watch for my full review and photos this weekend, after I recover from my Friday night visit. Topless. Full bar. All gorgeous girls.
Designed to make billionaires feel at home, and non-billionaires feel like one. 21+
Sapphire — 400+ Lap Dancers and Porn Hot-Body Nina Elle
Sapphire (club review / club website) is widely known as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club and it is a tit man’s paradise. Bring a pocketful of twenties and get ready for a smorgasbord of breasts. Las Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law in gentlemen’s clubs, so be a gentleman and have a ball.
In addition to the club’s lap dance orgy, one of the adult film world’s most voluptuous bodies, Nina Elle, will be the featured performer. You may recall seeing Nina in Overworked Titties and Finger Lickin Girlfriends 3. When she comes down from the Sapphire stage, she’ll be looking for guy who’d like to get up-close-and personal with her dynamite bod.
Nina’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room for a romp, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Don’t be shy about asking Nina for some private time. Porn stars are refreshingly uninhibited and that’s why she’s here!
Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and bliss out with the uncountable hundreds of lap dancers at the club.
All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. The packages are worth it for the reserved VIP table alone, as it can be hard to get a seat in this club at peak hours without one.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Hottest Stage Show in Vegas
Palomino Club (club review / club website) on a Saturday night is pure joy for anyone who loves naked women, with 130+ gorgeous young dancers at peak hours, all of whom get utterly naked both on stage and in private shows. Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with fully nude dancers and a full bar.
The stage show here is exceptional, even for Vegas, with real striptease, heart-stopping floor work and the best pole dancing in town.
Topless lap dances are $20. Private dances in the club’s one-on-one private curtained booths start at 10 minutes for $100. Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers are couples-friendly. Drink prices are friendly also, with $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-towners alike.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 8 pm or pay $10 after. Check out the club review and website for other free limo/free admission package deals. You may be charged a two-drink cover at the door at peak hours.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:00-9:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Splash Around with Britney Amber in the Sapphire Pool This Afternoon
If you missed porn star Britney Amber performing on Sapphire’s stage on Friday night, she’ll be hanging out at Sapphire’s topless pool (pool review/pool website) on Saturday afternoon from noon to 6 pm. Grey Goose Vodka is sponsoring the pool party today, so there will be plenty of specials throughout the afternoon.
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is the only pool in Vegas where Sapphire’s dancers hang out in the daytime to flirt, play titty-ball in the water, and work on their tans. Imagine a pool party full of 9’s and 10’s who are used to doffing their tops.
They are also available for pool guests who want to fool around in Sapphire’s VIP room, accessible through a secret back entrance to the club. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands. Britney Amber will also be available for private fun in Sapphire’s VIP.
Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.
Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night
The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where much of the audience is couples.
Headlining the comedy tonight is Jeffrey Peterson, with feature comedian Dan Frigolette. Plus, there’s a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts, and a suave magician, MonDre, who does miracles with cigarettes, silks and doves.
There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show and you can order food from El Dorado, the gourmet (organic, non-GMO) Mexican eatery on site.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Porn Star Monique Alexander at Hustler Club
Porn star Monique Alexander will be doing two stage sets at Hustler Club (club review) tonight, the first one around 11 pm. Cover charge is $50 for out-of-state. Topless. Full bar. 21+
It’s Military Appreciation Month at Crazy Horse III
At Crazy Horse III (club review), all active-duty military and veterans will get a free drink every day this month for showing military ID. CH3 has a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. Topless. Full bar. 21+
It’s Nerdlesque Night at Artifice
Tonight (Saturday, May 20) is Nerdlesque Night at the Artifice Bar, which means mostly nerdy girls (and one metalhead dude) will be taking their clothes off for nerdy guys and gals who like watching nerds taking their clothes off. Tonight’s theme is “Rock’n’Roll,” emceed by JP Nomi Malone and featuring Danger Devlin, Gina Geronimo, Illy Rose, La Rosa Muerta, Loon a Tik, Mae Du Luc, Mitzy Mayhem, and the Oxymorons.
The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, May 21
Porn Star Nina Elle Hosts the Sapphire Pool Party
Kimo Sabe Mezcal and Tito’s Handmade Vodka will be sponsoring the bash, so there will be endless specials throughout the afternoon.
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is the only topless party pool in Vegas where there’s an equal number of women and men. That’s because this is the pool where Sapphire’s dancers come to party and work on their tans.
Pool guests who want to go further with the dancers than a squirt gun fight or game of titty ball can invite them into Sapphire’s VIP room, accessible through a secret back entrance to the club. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands. (And, yes, Nina Elle will also be available for private VIP shows.)
On Sundays, if your flight out isn’t leaving until evening, Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel and store your luggage while you enjoy the pool, then take you to the airport in time to catch your flight. There’s no charge for this service and it’s the perfect way to extend your vacation.
Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, or a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.