Spanking Beavers

Strip Club Needs New Ad Slogan


The Advertising Standards Authority has spanked Beavers Strip Club by publicly admonishing the club for an ad that appeared in the Watford Observer (somewhere in the UK) with the line, “Sorry baby, the car broke down,”  which the ASA ruled to be “demeaning to women.” Beavers must now adopt a new advertising slogan.

I find the ad funny and more offensive to men than to women, but I think we men deserve the offense. We are all excuses when it comes to time spent in strip clubs.

The ASA apparently took no offense at the name “Beavers,” as the name is just honest advertising. A spokesman for the club said the new slogan would likely be: “Beavers. Lots of them. And some really lovely ones.”


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