St. Paddy’s Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 16

Palomino Club — Full Bar, All Nude, All Scrumptious

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Pretty Dances at Palomino Club

  Why is Palomino the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas where you can drink an adult beverage while watching fully nude dancers? There’s a law in Vegas that says booze and pussy don’t mix, so at all the other clubs with bars the g-strings must stay on. But not at Palomino, which has an exemption. These girls get NAKED (except for their 8-inch fuck-me shoes) not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private VIP booths and private bedrooms.

Plus, Palomino Club features the wildest strip club stage show in Vegas. Picture 130+ of the most beautiful naked women in town taking the main stage two to four at a time to undress each other, tease you over the rail, fly around the stripper poles and otherwise push the limits.

Drink prices here are a friendly $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles, or roughly half what most Vegas topless clubs charge. High-mileage nude private dances in the club’s private curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab).

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. This is a female-friendly club and perfect for couples, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Nude, full bar, 21+  

Heather Vahn Heads Up Sapphire’s Babe Bacchanal

♦   Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club is the largest and loosest lap dance palace you will ever set foot in, with 400+ stacked and gorgeous dancers to fulfill your hands-on fantasies.

Plus tonight the club will be featuring porn star Heather Vahn, the busty Latina temptress and star of Forced to Strip and Cuties in Captivity. Heather will be on stage for two sets starting at 11:30 pm, and between sets looking for guys who’d like to test her wild reputation in the Sapphire VIP. See our post on Porn Babes in the Vegas Strip Clubs for St. Paddy’s Day Weekend for more info.

To get first flirting privileges with Heather, just reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here.

You can also get a solo package starting at $65 if you’d prefer to focus on Sapphire’s lap dance orgy. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.) All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and host service at the most elegant strip club in the state of Nevada. We recommend a package at this club because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

Lingerie Fighting Championships Live at Sam’s Town

   Sam’s Town Hotel & Gambling Hall in Las Vegas is sponsoring the Lingerie Fighting Championships tonight only. If you think women should only engage in MMA fighting when they’re in their lacy underwear, you’ll like this event. 16 different babes, 8 different match-ups. 7 pm. Tix from $18 – $75. Under 21 must be accompanied by adult.

Saturday, March 17 — St. Patrick’s Day

Free Drinks & $5 Irish Blow Jobs at Deja Vu Vegas

Deja Vu Vegas stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

  In addition to the 4-hour open bar tonight at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas (6 – 10 pm, domestics & wells), the club is featuring St. Paddy’s Day specials all night tonight only: $5 Irish blow jobs (Baileys Irish Cream plus Kahlúa plus Amaretto plus whipped cream), $6 Jameson shots, and $4 Heinekens (sure that’s a German beer, but the label is green).

Plus, if you arrive at Deja Vu by the free club limo, you’ll also get free admission and a free drink for after the open bar closes. So, don’t blow your money on cab fare, cover charges and overpriced liquor. Blow your money on hot topless babes like Tiffany of Deja Vu, our February dancer of the month.

Deja Vu is a relaxed club, so take your time and flirt with a few dancers before heading off to the VIP for one of the highest-mileage lap dances or private shows in town. Deja Vu’s private bedroom dances are one of the best strip club bargains in Vegas, starting at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. The rooms are furnished with your choice of comfy sofa or full-sized bed, as well as a real door you can close behind you for complete privacy with the girl who’s undressing for you.

Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).  Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab!   Or check out the club’s packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with Bridget the Midget at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Bella Dances at Little Darlings

  On both Friday & Saturday nights, March 16 and 17, Little Darlings Vegas will be featuring Bridget the Midget. You may recognize Bridget from the Howard Stern Show, HBO’s Cathouse series, or from her XXX films, including Cap’n Mongo’s Porno Playhouse and New Wave Hookers 6. Little Darlings is a nude club, so Bridget will be getting naked on stage.

See our post on Porn Babes in the Vegas Strip Clubs for St. Paddy’s Day Weekend for complete info.

Friday and Saturday are also Theme Nights at Little Darlings. That means from 11 pm till 2 am, the club’s dancers do real striptease from costumes. If you’d enjoy watching 18-year-old girls peeling off cheerleader outfits and Wonder Woman costumes, you’ll like Theme Nights at Little Darlings.

Little Darlings’ dancers take it all off, including their g-strings, not only on stage but in private dances in the club’s VIP booths and private bedrooms. Even $20 lap dances take place in a private booth at this club and are fully nude. And private bedroom dances start at 15 minutes for $125. Check our Vegas strip club VIP guide to see what a great deal this is.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the free club limo. And tonight only, you can get in for half price by showing up wearing green.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

St. Patrick’s Day Party at Sapphire with the Kayden Sisters

  Sapphire will be enhancing your St. Paddy’s Day buzz tonight with the Kayden sisters, Kayla and Kendall, co-stars of the critically-acclaimed Sister Swap and breast lovers’ favorite Busthouse.  Plus, Kayla started her career as a Playboy Playmate, so if you’ve never had a warm and topless Playmate in your lap, here’s your chance.  Or take both sisters to the VIP for twice the fun.

You can reserve a seat at Kayla’s and Kendall’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. Other porn star packages are also available through that link. See our post for complete info about the Kayden sister’s Saturday night performance.

You can also get a solo VIP package starting at $65 if you’re primarily interested in immersing yourself in Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of stunning lap dancers (you’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the world’s most elegant strip clubs. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

See Sapphire’s porn star calendar here through mid-April. We update that page weekly.

Sapphire Comedy Hour

  Tonight the Sapphire Comedy Hour features standup comics Sean McBride and Cliff Yates, plus bizarre comedy magic by the Shocker, suave magician MonDre, and sexy burlesque queen Kalani Kokonuts from 8 – 9 pm. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. When the comedy’s over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the laughs. Stay for the breasts.

Admission is $20, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Khloe Terae at Crazy Horse 3

   Crazy Horse 3 is featuring Maxim cover model and Playboy’s Cybergirl of the Year for 2015, Khloe Terae, plus sounds by DJ Kay the Riot. CH3 has its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+

Midget Wrestling at Hustler Club

   Hustler Club is featuring the Micro Wrestling Federation, which is to say wrestling midgets. Why is it whenever we drink green beer, we want to watch midgets beating up each other? Locals free with Vu Card. $50 out-of-state. Topless, full bar, 21+

$25 Buckets of Guinness at Babes

♦  Babes Cabaret is celebrating St. Paddy’s with $25 Buckets of Guinness and $2 off all Jameson drinks. Babes is a locals’ club on the east side of Vegas on the edge of Henderson. Free admission. Topless, full bar, 21+

Nerdlesque at Artifice

  Nerdlesque is burlesque for nerds, and tonight’s theme is Saturday morning cartoons. Customers are encouraged to come to the show in pajamas and onesies to compete in the Best Pajama/Onesie Contest!

Hosted By JP Nomi Malone, with Krotch & Loon and trivia master, Ben Dover, plus DJ Timmi, and performances by: Charlie Starling, Darby Fox, Penni Piper, Veronica Manhattan, Pistol Holliday, and Tas DeVille.

The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+

Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge

  Caramel Knowledge and Tas DeVille are joined by DeMarcus Montrese, Frenchy Mymy, Neon and Veronica Manhattan, with emcee Miss Miranda Glamour. The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+

Sunday, March 18

Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret

  Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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