St Patrick’s Day Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 15

Irish Car Bombs and Colleens in the Buff at Palomino Club

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

Valentina Estrella Dances at Palomino Club

♦  Palomino Club, the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and totally nude dancers, is honoring St Paddy with 2-for-1 deals on Jameson shots, Guinness beers and Irish car bombs (like a boilermaker, but with Guinness and Irish whiskey). These specials will run all night long, as long as you can stay vertical to drink them. A bonus if you like young dancers: despite having a full bar, dancers at Palomino only have to be 18+.

The dancers drop their g-strings both on stage and in the VIP rooms, which are all private curtained booths (or bigger private bedrooms with plush sofas or full-size bed).  Every private dance at Palomino puts you and your naked dancer alone with each other, not bumping elbows with other guests. The fully-nude VIP dances start at 3 songs for $100 (and there’s no extra bar tab required).

Check out Valentina, Renee and Penthouse Pet Laly, just a few of the awesome dancers at Palomino. This club is chock full of babes who look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog.

In addition to the St Patrick’s Day specials, the regular drink prices are friendly as well, with $6 draft beers and $8 domestic bottles for both locals and out-of-towners.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino Club’s packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. Palomino is recognized as one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples and is on our list of the best gentlemen’s clubs in Vegas for its hot stage show, beautiful dancers, and good deals. Nude, full bar, 21+

A Three-Day Party at Three Vegas Strip Clubs!

Wrestling Midgets, Green Cupcakes, Free Booze (& oh yeah . . . Naked Girls!)

All three Vegas strip clubs in the Deja Vu chain — Deja Vu VegasLittle Darlings Vegas and Hustler Club — have a great deal for St. Patrick’s Day weekend. You can purchase a ticket online here that will get you into one of these clubs all weekend long (March 15, 16 & 17) for just $20.

Midget Wrestling at Little Darlings on Friday Night

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Little Darlings Dancer Kendra

♦  At Little Darlings, Midgets with Attitude will provide a wrestling show on Friday night at 10 pm. Little Darlings is the only club of the three in the Deja Vu chain that features totally nude dancers.

All $20 lap dances here take place in private booths off the main floor. You won’t find $20 private dances anywhere else in Las Vegas and at Little D’s, these dances are fully nude. The high-mileage nude bedroom dances are just $125 for 15 minutes, the top-ranked deal in our Las Vegas strip club VIP room guide.

The $20 3-day pass (online here) is a good deal even for locals at Little Darlings, who would otherwise have to cough up $20 per night to get into this club. But note that this deal is only available by pre-purchasing online at the link above. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the Little Darlings website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

FREE Booze at Deja Vu!

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper Tiffany

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

 Deja Vu features an open bar (domestics and wells) from 6-9 pm each night. This is by far the best St Patrick’s Day weekend drink deal you’ll find in this town. The bar will also be serving $1 shamrock shooters throughout the weekend. I don’t know the club’s recipe for shamrock shooters. Most versions contain Irish whiskey and melon liqueur, but some creative bartenders add creme de menthe, lemon juice, Irish cream liqueur, lime juice, and anything else that might be construed as Irish and/or green. For one buck, who’s complaining?

Of the major topless clubs in Las Vegas, Deja Vu has the best VIP room prices.  A 15-minute high-mileage private-bedroom dance, on a full-sized bed or comfy sofa in a room with a door you can close behind you, is only $150.  That is roughly the same price as 10 minutes in the group VIP at the other Vegas clubs.

Mileage is also high for $20 lap dances with Deja Vu’s sexy weekend crew of dancers. Topless, full bar, 21+

Midget Wrestling at Hustler Club on Saturday Night

 Hustler Club is advertising drink specials throughout the 3-day event and will feature midget wrestling on Saturday night at 10 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

And, oh yes, all three Deja Vu affiliated clubs will be serving free green cupcakes all weekend long. Note: This promotion is being run at Deja Vu affiliated clubs throughout the country, so details may vary in other locations. In Vegas, it is important that you do not arrive at any of these clubs via taxi or rideshare or you will be charged more for admission. If you do not have personal transportation, call the club for their free limo transport. For Deja Vu, call (702) 308-4605; for Little Darlings, call (702) 366-1141; and for Hustler, call (702) 795-3131.  At Deja Vu, you get a coupon for a free drink for after the open bar closes if you arrive by the free club limo.

Treasures — Get High-Mileage Pampering in Luxury

Treasures is not only Las Vegas’ most luxurious gentlemen’s club but one of the most luxurious gentlemen’s clubs in the world.  When one of the club’s stunningly gorgeous dancers takes your hand to lead you up that winding staircase to where the plush VIP rooms are located, rest easy in the knowledge you’re on the stairway to high-mileage heaven.

This is also the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with its own gourmet steakhouse, where you can invite a dancer to dine with you in style. The girl you pick will dress up for your date and be your girlfriend experience of the night. After a sumptuous dinner and flirting over cocktails, let her lead you up that staircase to the VIP rooms where you can undress her for dessert.

If you’re from out-of-state, call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for limo transport to the club, which is both free and round-trip. Let Treasures’ limo pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave, no strings attached.

You’ll find Treasures’ VIP packages, including dinner packages, on the club website. Topless, full bar, 21+

Porn’s Booty Queen Alexis Monroe Bares her Assets at Sapphire

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire Las Vegas

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire Friday

Arguably the finest buns in porn belong to Alexis Monroe, star of Angelic Asses and Beyond the Call of Booty. And tonight, Friday, March 15, Alexis will be the terrific tushy of the night at Sapphire Vegas. You can admire Alexis’ regal rear end on stage throughout the night and her delightful derrière will be available to her fans’ laps in one-on-one up-close-and-physical private encounters. (See Play with XXX Cuties in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Alexis Monroe.)

Alexis’ will start her stage performances at 11:30 pm, and she’ll be trying her damnedest to tempt guys into getting alone with her bountiful buttocks for a VIP show. If the idea of fooling around with a porn star with a rump to remember appeals to you, then reserve a seat at Alexis’ private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. That will give you first crack at her when she comes off the stage. Serious butt men can also reserve a private steak & lobster dinner with Alexis in one of Sapphire’s luxurious Skyboxes. All of Sapphire’s package deals are listed on the club website (or call 702-869-0003 for details).

In addition to Alexis Monroe, Sapphire always has about 400 stacked 9s and 10s who would love to doff their tops for you in the club’s infamous all-night lap dance orgy. Bring all the twenties you didn’t waste on blackjack and craps and get something of value for your $$. The solo package is just $65 and includes a $50 drink voucher, a free shot, and a reserved seat right in the middle of titty paradise. You’ll find other packages for bottle service, groups and couples through that same link. All include drink discounts, free limo or Tesla transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Vegas strip club host service.

Because Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, I recommend a package deal for the reserved seat on weekends. Don’t get caught at the world’s wildest lap dance orgy without a lap.

Call the club for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. For planning your future Vegas trips, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming XXX star appearances. We update that regularly, so bookmark it.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Scores Features Drink Specials & the Jameson Girls All Weekend

 Scores Vegas is celebrating St Patrick’s Day all weekend long (Fri/Sat/Sun), with green beer and half-price bottles of Irish Whiskey, hosted by the Jameson Girls. Topless, full bar, 21+

Pussycat Productions Burlesque at Artisan

 Pussycat Productions presents March Madness Burlesque at the Artisan Hotel Bar, tonight only (Fri, Mar 15). Featured performers include D.D. Darlin’, Abby Dandy, Dani Steel, Pistol Holliday, Sweetie Bird and Miss Georgia Peach. This show of traditional gowns-and-gloves striptease starts at 8:30 pm (seating at 8:00). Valet parking. No cover. Full bar, 21+

Saturday, March 16

Nubile XXX Star Adriana Chechik Gets Wild at Sapphire

Adriana Chechik at Sapphire Las Vegas

Adriana Chechik at Sapphire Saturday

  Sapphire is featuring XXX cutie Adriana Chechik tonight. If you’re wondering if she’s your type, you should know that she won an AVN award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene for her performance in Gang Bang Me.  Isn’t it time you lived a little?  (See Play with XXX Cuties in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Adriana Chechik.)

Adriana starts her stage performances at 11:30 pm. Between her stage sets, she’ll be hanging out in the club luring men into Sapphire’s VIP rooms or Skyboxes to demonstrate firsthand how porn stars live up to their naughty reputations. The $135 package deal comes with a two-hour open bar and gets you a reserved seat at Adriana’s private tables. These tables are where she begins her search for men with money and dirty minds.

All of Sapphire’s XXX star packages can be found at the club website (or you can call 702-869-0003 to make reservations and/or to book the free limo).

There’s also an individual guest package for $65 that includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot and free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and all the topless titties you can handle (limited only by your stock of twenties).

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

The Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Comedy Hour presents working standup comics who want to try out with their riskier (often raunchier) new material. This show is off the hook. Tonight you’ll see comics Brian McKim, Traci Skene, Ray Love and Bruce Purcell, interspersed with the suave magic of Mon Dre and the burlesque stylings of Kalani Kokonuts. The Las Vegas Review-Journal has rated the show Best in Vegas, so it’s the perfect way to get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas strip club. Compare the price of the $40 tickets (or $65 with an open bar for the show) to the prices of other comedy shows in the casino showrooms. Then consider that your entry fee also gets you into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. A fun, sexy, and only-in-Vegas date night.

The doors open at 7 pm and the show starts at 8 pm. A gourmet Mexican dinner option (organic and non-GMO) is also available (best Mexican food in town). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Tough Guy Midgets at Hustler Club Vegas

If you missed the Midgets with Attitude wrestling at Little Darlings last night (Friday), they’ll be doing it again at Hustler Club Las Vegas tonight. There will also be drink specials and green cupcakes. Topless, full bar, 21+

Spence vs Garcia Screening at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse III is the only Vegas strip club screening the Spence/Garcia Welterweight Championship. Prelim fights start at 5 pm. CH3 has a $50 package that includes cover, transport and a $60 drink voucher. Topless, full bar, 21+

Nerdlesque at Artifice

♦  Burlesque by and for true nerds. Think gowns, gloves, feather boas, glasses and pen protectors. Performers tonight will be celebrating the world of Harry Potter and include Betty Noire, Jack O’Hartz, Mae Du Luc, Pegan McNaughty, Pistol Holliday and Suicide Dahl.

Show starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+

Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge

Tonight’s show features DeMarcus Montrese, Fox Martin, Lucie May, Marina Mars, Neon, Pistol Holliday, and Saint Anique, hosted Miss Miranda Glamour. Show starts at 11 pm and there’s never a cover. This is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, gentlemen.  Full bar, 21+

Sunday, March 17, St Patrick’s Day!

Sapphire’s $30 Bucket o’ Guinness in Honor of St Paddy

 Sapphire Las Vegas has multiple St Patrick’s Day specials for singles, couples and groups, including a $30 special that includes a 5-bottle bucket of Guinness, free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table on the main floor. The Guinness alone would usually be $75+.

If you’re not a Guinness fan, there’s a $65 package through that same link that comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot. All of Sapphire’s packages include free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the famous Sapphire royalty treatment.

Men come here from all over the world to experience Las Vegas’ best all-night high-mileage lap dance orgy. If you come with a wad of twenties, you’ll be in titty heaven.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

Other St Paddy’s Day Strip Club Specials

See the Friday listings above for the specials that run all weekend long at Deja Vu ShowgirlsLittle Darlings, Hustler Club and Scores.

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

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