Friday, February 2
Fully Nude, Full Bar & Vegas’ Wildest Stage Show
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
♦ Palomino Club is the only Vegas strip club with fully-nude dancers and a full bar, and it stands out for both the beauty of its dancers and its terrific stage show.
Think 9s and 10s undressing each other, teasing you with naked splits and close-up floor work, and flying naked around the stripper poles, with multiple girls in the air at all times. It’s like an erotic Cirque show.
Dancers here take it all off both on stage and in VIP dances in the club’s private curtained booths and bedrooms where you have real privacy. Drafts are $6, bottle $8, even for out-of-town guests — a steal for a major Vegas strip club.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a great Vegas strip club for couples looking to get turned on. Nude, full bar, 21+
Theme Night at Little Darlings
Kendra Dances at Little Darlings
♦ Every Friday and Saturday night at Little Darlings, a Vegas nude club, is “Theme Night.” Theme Night is fun because, from 11 pm till 2 am, the girls come out in costumes and we get to see some real striptease.
Sit on the rail here with as many dollar bills as you can get for tipping the dancers and you’ll immerse yourself in one of the best low-cost strip club thrills in Las Vegas.
Because no alcohol is served, customers and dancers only have to be 18+ here. The club has the feel of a party. All of the dancers are female- and couples-friendly.
Call the club early at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your place and your free limo ride. Or reserve your party package at the club website. Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate simply for arriving by the free club limo.
At Little Darlings, even $20 lap dances are completely nude and take place in a private room. The club has the best prices on private VIP shows anywhere in Vegas, with no extra “VIP bar tab” like you find in most Vegas topless clubs, and private bedrooms furnished with full-sized beds. There’s nothing like being entertained by a beautiful naked girl on a full-sized bed. If you spend a few hours in this club, you’ll know why a lot of guys who are over 21 are regulars here. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
All-Night Lap Dance Orgy at Sapphire with Kinky Kleio Valentien
♦ When I first saw Kleio Valentien in the unforgettable Mormon Orgy, I knew she was going places. And one of the places I was really glad she went was into feature dancing at Sapphire. You may have seen her in No Panties Allowed or Facial Overload, but just wait you’ve seen her in naught but a g-string in your lap.
The best thing about Sapphire’s porn star features is that after the stars do their thing on stage, they make themselves available for intimate encounters in the VIP with their fans. To get first dibs on Kleio, you can reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can even reserve a private dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. These and other porn star packages at Sapphire are available online here.
Or get a solo package starting at $65 (you’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link) and focus on Sapphire’s outstanding hands-on lap dance experience with 400+ stacked 9s and 10s. There’s no better place in Vegas to immerse yourself in boobs.
All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s royalty treatment. I always recommend a package at Sapphire because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
Porn stars appear at Sapphire every weekend. If you’re coming to town later, check out Sapphire’s future porn star calendar. We update that page continually.
Saturday, February 3
Drink FREE at Deja Vu Showgirls
Esme Dances at Deja Vu Vegas
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls, a Vegas topless club, has an open bar (domestics and wells) for four hours every night of the week, 6 pm to 10 pm, including on weekends. Plus, if you arrive by the free club limo, you get free admission and a free drink for after the open bar closes. You won’t find a better deal on a Friday or Saturday night in any Vegas strip club.
Deja Vu’s delectable dancers offer a high-mileage experience both in the club’s $20 lap dances and fully-private VIP rooms, which come furnished with a plush sofa or full-sized bed (your choice) and a real door you can close behind you. Private bedroom prices start at only $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what most Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.
And Deja Vu is one of my favorite clubs for relaxing and flirting with a dancer before getting a private dance. With the open bar and low-hustle atmosphere, you can take your time selecting the perfect girl.
Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab! You may also want to check out the club’s package deals for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sofi Ryan Gets Down & Dirty at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire — the largest gentlemen’s club on planet earth — is featuring Sofi Ryan tonight. In addition to having a movie-star face and killer body, Sofi is brand new, having just started making XXX flicks last year. That means she’s likely to go out of her way to prove herself to her fans in her one-on-one private shows.
Sofi’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm. When she’s not on stage, she’ll be looking for fans she can lure into a more intimate encounter. You can get first flirting rights with Sofi by reserving a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here.
If you’d rather focus on Sapphire’s world-famous lap dance orgy, with its uncountable hundreds of stacked and slender babes, solo guy packages start at $65 (you can also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, host service, and a reserved VIP table. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
See Sapphire’s porn star line-up here through the end of February. We update that page weekly.
UFC Fight Night 125 at Sapphire
Watch Lyoto Machida battle Eryk Anders live in the Sapphire Showroom, starting at 6 pm. Live from inside Arena Guilherme Paraense in Belem, Brazil, former UFC light heavyweight champion Lyoto Machida (now 39) tries to prove he still has his chops in his home country against undefeated middleweight knockout artist Eryk Anders.
Sapphire’s Fight Night package deals for singles, couples and groups starting at $35. The best deal is the $65 package that include transportation, admission, reserved seating, a $50 drink card, and the buffet. The admission price for locals is $20 (buffet is $15 more). Starts 6 pm. Age 21+. Full Bar. You can also call 1-702-869-0003 for the club limo–$15 reservation fee waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle or get a package.
I Spy Burlesque at Eliphino Dive & Dine
♦ I Spy Burlesque is a combination of booze, burlesque and bingo. You can purchase bingo cards and daubers and play an interesting new twist on the game they’re calling “Not your grandma’s bingo!” Somehow the bingo hits trigger burlesque dances. (I think the booze is the most important element of this show.)
Tonight’s bingo game features Charlie Starling, Elyse Elaine, IllyRose, Kerri N’Fuego and La Rosa Muerta. Think Vegas locals reviving the art of traditional striptease. Show starts at 8 pm with no cover. The Elephino Dine and Dive is located at 3246 E Desert Inn Rd, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Super Bowl Sunday, February 4
Vegas Strip Clubs are the Best Super Bowl Viewing Parties in Town
The Vegas strip clubs are going all-out this year with their blowout Super Bowl parties. Think open bars, big crowds cheering, booze flowing, bountiful food, prizes and topless girls at half time.
Check out our Complete 2018 Guide to Vegas Strip Club Super Bowl Parties.
Burly-Q Revue at the Double Down Saloon
♦ The Burly-Q Revue features local burlesque dancers — tonight it’s Illy Rose, Sugar Vixen, Kerri N’ Fuego, and Aria Delanoche — hosted by Miranda Glamour and with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters. The show starts at 9 pm.
The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ bar. Check out their ass juice and bacon martini, both locals’ favorites. The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
