Thursday, November 23, Thanksgiving Day
Thanksgiving Day tends to be a slow day for the Vegas strip clubs as guys feel compelled to spend time with their actual loved ones. But there will be open clubs to sneak out to if you can. These are the clubs that will be closed or open later than usual:
Palomino Club: Closed
Legends Room: Closed
Club Lacy’s: Closed
Play It Again, Sam: Closed
Little Darlings: Opens 6 pm
Treasures: Opens 8 pm
Sophia’s: Opens 8 pm
Talk of the Town: Opens 8 pm
Spearmint Rhino: Opens 9 pm
All other clubs will be open their regular hours on Thanksgiving, including:
Free Thanksgiving Drinks at Deja Vu
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls opens at 6 pm (as always) and will be treating everyone to four hours of free booze (6 – 10 pm)—not a bad way to recover after stuffing yourself with turkey and escaping from your relatives.
It’s also a nice way to remember how thankful you are for Vegas not having a sit-on-your-hands law. Let one of the club’s delectable dancers lure you into a high-mileage lap dance or a VIP show in one of the club’s private bedrooms. The rooms come furnished with your choice of full-sized bed or comfy sofa and a real door you can close behind you for the same price other clubs charge for the group VIP. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Sapphire, Vegas’ best lap dance orgy, will be screening the Thursday Night Football game in the main room tonight. Same Thursday Night Football package deal for $20 as always, which means an open hosted bar for the first half of the game. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Hustler Club Las Vegas is featuring a “Twerky Day Dance Off” (twerking contest) at midnight on Thursday, with a $500 first prize. Topless, full bar, 21+
Friday, November 24
Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs on Friday
One of the most exciting developments in the porn scene is that XXX stars have discovered they like performing live for their fans. They want to get naked on stage, then come down into the crowd to seduce men into one-on-one private encounters.
In my experience, adult stars are as uninhibited as it gets when you get them into the VIP, and Las Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law.
For full information on this weekend’s porn star appearances see A Breast Man’s Paradise at the Vegas Strip Clubs Thanksgiving Weekend. Here’s a quick look at Friday night’s line-up:
Penny Poison Does a Naked Circus Act at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings is a Vegas nude club where customers and dancers only have to be 18+. Tonight and tomorrow night (Fri & Sat) fetish queen Penny Poison will be getting naked and doing unspeakable things with her dynamite body. How unspeakable? Penny is a circus sideshow performer who swallows swords, eats fire, and dances around on broken glass.
Little Darlings has a great stage show if you like watching young girls getting naked. And all lap dances are performed nude and in private booths off the main floor.
The cover charge is $20 tonight for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for $20 if you arrive by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Check out upcoming Little Darlings events at the club’s website. No alcohol.
Playboy Playmate Nicolette Shea at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas will feature Playboy Playmate Nicolette Shea on stage and available for private VIP dances. Nicolette has been appearing for a number of years in Playboy’s Cyber Girls TV show, and recently graduated to making hardcore XXX flicks.
Sapphire also boasts 400+ stacked babes in Las Vegas’ wildest in-your-hands, in-your-lap, in-your-face lap dance orgy.
Get free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, the VIP treatment, and a reserved VIP table with one of the club’s packages, starting at $65. (We recommend a package here because, without one, it can be impossible to find a place to sit down.) There are also bottle, couples, and group packages through that link. Or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
Palomino Club — Naked Girls, a Full Bar & Vegas’ Wildest Stage Show
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in Las Vegas with fully-nude dancers and a full bar. If you like enjoying an adult beverage while watching naked girls that look like they just walked out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog, Palomino is the club for you. Check out our recent dancers of the month Renee and Scarlett to get an idea of the caliber of dancers here.
Palomino Club also features the most erotic stage show in Vegas. Think multiple girls on multiple stages, flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl numbers, teasing you with in-your-face floor work and real striptease — all of it fully nude. It makes for a great Vegas strip club date for couples.
Private-booth dances where you’re alone with a dancer start at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. That’s a deal. A draft beer is $6, bottles $8, even for out-of-town guests. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: The word is out on this club and it starts to fill up after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table.
Deja Vu Showgirls Is Treating to Free Drinks
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is serving up free drinks (domestics and wells) from 6 to 10 pm all weekend long. Admission is free for out-of-towners who arrive by the free club limo. Plus, if you take the free limo, you get a coupon for another free drink for after the open bar closes.
Otherwise, admission for locals is $10, out-of-towners $20, and $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, Lyft, or anyone else’s limo.
The best reason to go to Deja Vu is for their terrific private bedroom dance deals. Deja Vu’s private bedrooms have a real door you can close behind you so you can focus on the girl you’re with instead of some guy sitting across from you. A 15-minute dance is only $150, or roughly the same as most Vegas clubs charge for the group VIP.
Call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to reserve your free ride, or check out the club website for packages for groups or couples.
Saturday, November 25
Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs on Saturday
For full information on the clubs featuring porn stars tonight, see A Breast Man’s Paradise at the Vegas Strip Clubs Thanksgiving Weekend. Briefly:
♦ Sapphire has the voluptuous Raven Bay on stage and available for private VIP dances. Raven gave memorable performances in Baby Got Boobs and Big Tit Fantasies.
You’ll want a package for this show, not only for the discount on booze, free transport, free admission, line pass and VIP treatment, but because packages include a reserved VIP table and without one you may find it impossible to sit down. See our full report for details and package links.
Or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
♦ The Legends Room is featuring Penthouse Pet Kenna James and porn princess Brenna Sparks on stage and available for private shows, with DJ Shift in charge of the beats. Legends Room is an elegant new topless club where the dancers wear dresses and evening gowns.
Admission is free if you drive yourself or arrive by the free club limo (call 702-824-7176 to reserve).
Note: Legends Room also features a membership option and you can rent a membership for the night for $65, which is nice if it fits in your budget. The members’ area features big leather easy chairs to sink into with a dancer instead of the usual strip club chairs, plus luxurious suede and leather sofas, larger private VIP rooms, and the best access to Brenna and Kenna.
But you’ll have a lot of fun at this club even if you’re on a tighter budget. Convert your spending money into the club’s LGD tokens at the door (or buy tokens using your credit card) and get a 20% discount on drinks, dances and admission. See our full report for details.
Legends Room is my top Vegas strip club pick if you want to use a credit card to pay for dances. Topless, full bar 21+
♦ Penny Poison will be dancing fully nude again tonight (Saturday) at Little Darlings (review). This is a full nude club where you only have to be 18+ to enter (and the dancers only have to be 18+ to get naked). See our full report for details.
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Comedy Hour takes place in the club’s 300-seat Showroom every Saturday night with different comics performing every week. Also on the bill are magicians Mon Dre and (usually) the truly weird Shocker (a comic? magician?), plus local burlesque darling Kalani Kokonuts, hosted by Donny Johnson. This is a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. The crowd is mostly couples and when the comedy’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the comedy. Stay for the lap dance orgy.
$20 admission, or $65 with an open bar for the show. Dinner option available. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Hustler’s Booze Giveaway for Locals
♦ Hustler Club will load a $300 drink credit onto your Vu Card if you show up on Saturday or Sunday (Nov 25-26). To get a Vu Card, you must have NV ID. It will cost you $10, but it gets you free admission forever. Topless, full bar 21+
Sunday, November 26
Standup Comedy Show at Centerfolds
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Gilley’s Bikini Bull-Riding Contest
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s Amateur Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
Monday, November 27
Don’t Forget Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs!
♦ If you’re still in town Monday night, the Vegas strip clubs have the best Monday Night Football parties in Vegas.