Friday, November 23
Palomino Club, Where the Drinks Are Cold & the Girls Are Hot & Naked
♦ If you think strippers should take it all off, including their g-strings, and strip clubs should serve alcoholic beverages at friendly prices, you’ve got only one club in Las Vegas that will fulfill all your desires: Palomino Club. The dancers at Palomino get totally naked on stage and in the club’s VIP rooms, yet Palomino has a full bar.
If you get to the club early enough, get a seat on the rail because the stage show is a huge attraction here. The dancers look like they stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog, except they’re naked and more athletic. The pole dancing is the best and sexiest you’ll see in town.
On weekend nights, Palomino has 130+ dancers that get naked on stage and in the VIP rooms. High-mileage nude dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.
With draft beers at $6 and domestic bottles at $8 for locals and out-of-staters alike, these are the friendliest drink prices for out-of-towners you’ll find in any of the major Vegas strip clubs. That’s just another reason Palomino is always on TVO’s list of the best Vegas strip clubs.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for deals for couples, groups and solo guys. If you’re visiting Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of the friendliest strip clubs in Las Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings
♦ At Little Darlings Vegas, a nude club, it’s still “No Shave November” and the dancers keep getting hairier down there. See ’em now before the month ends and all that bush gets shaved away till next year.
On Friday and Saturday night this week (Nov 23-24), porn sweetheart Kimmy Granger is the featured entertainer. If you’ve seen Kimmy in any of her 80+ porn flicks, like Sweet & Slutty and Yes I Am a Dirty Lil’ Slut, you know what a wild girl this innocent-looking cutie pie is. See A Post-Thanksgiving Porn Star Feast in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Kimmy Granger.
Every weekend, Friday and Saturday nights at Little D’s are also “Theme Nights,” where all the dancers start their stage sets in costumes — slutty policewoman, naughty nurse, Catwoman, whatever — but always finish up wearing nothing but their fuck-me shoes.
Because liquor is not served here, customers and dancers only have to be 18+. Dancers get naked both on stage and in private VIP shows, and this is the only strip club in Vegas where even $20 lap dances are done fully nude in one-on-one booths off the main floor. High-mileage bedroom dances, also fully nude, start at $125 for 15 minutes — making Little Darlings the best strip club private VIP room deal in Vegas.
Bring your wife or girlfriend. Little D’s is female-friendly. It’s a young party crowd with a dynamite stage show.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the club’s free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little D’s website here. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Treasures – Where 9s & 10s Pamper You in Opulence
♦ If you’re looking for a Vegas strip club that’s more than a cut above the rest when it comes to fantasy fulfillment, Treasures Las Vegas may be exactly what you’re looking for. You’ll find good dining opportunities in half a dozen of Vegas’ top clubs, but only Treasures has an elegant top-of-the-line steakhouse where you can start your erotic adventure with a romantic dinner date with one of the club’s knockout entertainers. If you’re in the mood for the ultimate Vegas strip club girlfriend experience, this is the best you’ll find in Vegas.
Spend some time in the club checking out the babe selection, which is always exceptional, get a few lap dances to test the possibilities, then pick one to have dinner with you. She’ll dress up and you can take your time flirting over a gourmet meal. There’s a great wine selection, so no need to rush. Then after dinner, take your date upstairs where the comfy VIP rooms are and undress her at your leisure for a high-mileage dessert.
If you’re from out-of-town, you’ll find Treasures’ package deals both convenient and valuable. Get full info on all their offerings, including dinner packages, here. Treasures’ free limo service includes not only free admission, but round-trip transport (they treat you like a king here). When you’re ready to leave, your limo driver will chauffeur you back to your hotel for no extra charge. Call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride.
Locals with NV ID should sign up for Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Penny Pax Gets Wild at Sapphire
♦ If you like wild redheads (my weakness), don’t miss one of porn’s hottest, Penny Pax, performing live at Sapphire Vegas on Friday (Nov 23). Penny will be doing stage sets after 11:30 pm, then luring guys into one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms for one-on-one fun when she’s not on stage. If you’ve seen Penny in some of porn’s wildest XXX flicks, including Pussy Acrobats, Anal Candy Disco Chicks and Nice Girls Swallow, you may have some idea of just how uninhibited and truly beautiful Penny is. See A Post-Thanksgiving Porn Star Feast in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Penny Pax.
For first crack at hands-on private time with Penny, I’d advise reserving a seat at her private tables for just $135. That includes a two-hour open bar. Sapphire even offers a dinner date package with Stephanie in one of the club’s luxurious Skyboxes. All of Sapphire’s porn star packages are on their website here (or call 702-869-0003).
If you’re most interested in Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, then just get the $65 solo guy package that comes with free limo transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. Then you can relax and let the club’s 400+ sumptuous lap dancers take turns having their way with you. Bring twenties. Packages for bottle service, couples and groups of any size can be found through that same link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s famous royalty treatment. Always get a package on weekend nights at Sapphire or it may be impossible to find a seat!
Call the club for their free limo (you can ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, November 24
Watch MMA Legends Liddell vs Ortiz 3 at Deja Vu Vegas
♦ Chuck Liddell is an MMA legend, he’s fighting Tito Ortiz tonight, and you can watch the whole thing with a topless babe in your lap at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas.
The fights start at 6 pm on Saturday at the Forum in Inglewood, California. There are 5 preliminary bouts, so the main event will probably be closer to 9 pm. The fight is $40 on PPV, or pay only $45 and get a three hour open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 9 pm at Deja Vu.
Even better, if you call Deja Vu for their free limo transport, you’ll not only get free admission to the club (a $45 value), but a coupon for a free drink for when the open bar closes.
But even if you’re not into MMA fights, the main reason you want to go to the Vu is the girls. Deja Vu is about hands-on fun with some of the hottest bodies in Vegas.
The Vu is also known for its 100% private bedroom dances in rooms where you have a choice between a comfy over-sized sofa or a full-sized bed, and an actual door you can close behind you for total privacy. Private room prices start at just $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what the other Vegas strip clubs charge for the group VIP.
Look for Deja Vu’s VIP package deals here. Or call the club for their free limo transport at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Topless, full bar, 21+
Last Night to See Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings
♦ Porn cutie Kimmy Granger will be appearing once more tonight at Little Darlings Vegas. She’ll be doing two stage shows after 11 pm, and will be available for private one-on-one shows in Little D’s VIP rooms when she’s not on stage. See A Post-Thanksgiving Porn Star Feast in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Kimmy.
Since no liquor is served at Little Darlings, dancers and customers only have to be 18+. If you like cute young girls who love getting naked and teasing, this is the place. All dancers ditch their g-strings both on stage and in private dances.
Plus, Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas where even $20 lap dances are done in private booths (not on the main floor) and they’re fully nude. If you’re more interested in high-mileage bedroom dances, prices start at $125 for 15 minutes (and no bar tab) — the best price on private VIP dances in Vegas.
This is a great club for couples looking for a unique erotic adventure. It’s a young wild crowd with very female-friendly dancers and the stage show is hot!
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little D’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Busty Blonde Bombshell Kayla Kayden at Sapphire
♦ Busty blonde porn bombshell, Kayla Kayden, whom you may have seen in such XXX classics as My Wife, the Slut or Thirsty for Some Titties, will be Sapphire’s featured porn babe of the night on Saturday (Nov 24). If you’re thirsty for some titties, hey, Kayla’s got ’em and is willing to share! See A Post-Thanksgiving Porn Star Feast in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Kayla Kayden.
Kayla’s stage performances will start around 11:30 pm. There’s a package deal for $135 that provides a reserved seat at Kayla’s private tables (where she parties with her fans when she’s not on stage). A two-hour open bar comes with that package, in order for Kayla to have enough time to seduce you into going into one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms with her. Kayla likes playing with boys, so bring your wallet. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star packages here (or call 702-869-0003).
There’s also a $65 solo guy package deal that comes with free limo (or Tesla!) transport, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. If you just want to lose yourself in Sapphire’s all-night titty banquet with 400+ of the finest lap dancers in Vegas, this is the best deal. Bottle packages and packages for couples and groups are also available through that link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and full VIP treatment. A package is advised on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours.
Call the club for their free limo at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in our list of Sapphire’s upcoming featured porn star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ If you’ve been trying to get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas strip club, here’s the ticket: A comedy show date at The Sapphire Comedy Hour. There’s a great dinner option (gourmet Mexican). The Las Vegas Review-Journal’s readers voted the Sapphire Comedy Hour the best Vegas standup comedy show in 2017. See some of the nation’s top stand-up comics try out their R-rated new material here. When the laughs stop, you exit into Sapphire’s main room, where the strippers and lap dancers will be waiting to make the night even more fun, for no extra charge (normally a $50 cover each).
Different comedians perform on stage in the 300-seat Showroom every Saturday night. Magicians and burlesque acts are sandwiched between the comics. Doors open at 7 pm (if you go for the dinner option). Show starts at 8 pm. General admission is $40 (or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Watch Liddell vs Ortiz 3 at Rhino
♦ Spearmint Rhino will also be screening the Liddell/Ortiz fight with $100 premium bottles during the fight. Topless, full bar, 21+
Ridiculesque at Artifice Bar
♦ It’s Ridiculesque Night at the Artifice Bar and tonight is a Burlesque Beauty Pageant. Performers include Abby Dandy as Miss Donut; D.D. Darlin’ as Miss Circus; La Rosa Muerta as Miss Earth; The Sweet Siren as Miss Pet Sitter; Bettie Belle Aire as Miss Sausage; Penni Piper as Miss Blueberry; and Veronica Manhattan as Miss Atomic. Emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease in some truly ridiculous ways.
The fun starts at 8 pm. Cover $15. The Artifice bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, November 25
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.