Friday, November 29
Treasures — Luxurious Club with Hot and Sexy Lap Dances
♦ Treasures is as beautiful a strip club as you will ever see anywhere, filled with women so hot that you may not even notice the crystal chandeliers, the winding staircase, the balconies, the oil paintings. Even better, something about the dark and luxurious surroundings just makes the dancers here want to get physical.
What it comes down to is one of the hottest and sexiest lap dance scenes in Las Vegas. And if you find the right girl and let her lead you up that winding staircase to the VIP rooms, you will find extra pleasures like deep easy chairs, a VIP host that protects your privacy, and dances barely this side of legal.
Treasures also features a gourmet steakhouse with a real chef, a great menu, and first-rate service. It reopens today after being closed for Thanksgiving and it’s open all night, perfect for entertaining a buddy or inviting a beautiful dancer to dine with you. She’ll dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails, then lead you upstairs to the VIP where you can undress her for dessert.
Treasures looks like a millionaire’s mansion but you don’t have to be a millionaire to enjoy the pleasures it offers if you take advantage of the package deals on the club’s website. The $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestic beers without a package. And Treasures’ $120 “VIP Open Bar package” is one of the best strip club drink deals in Las Vegas. You get a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne with that package, and they suspend your open bar time when you go into the VIP room with a dancer.
Treasures also has package deals for bottle service, groups and couples though that same link. All packages include free round-trip limo service to the club, free admission, a line pass and a VIP table for the night. Why waste money on cab fare and cover charge when you can spend it on gorgeous women?
Call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve any package or the club’s free round-trip limo service. Arrive by the club limo and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, 100+ dancers, age 21+
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Nude, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas
♦ Palomino Club is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and totally nude dancers, not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private, high-mileage VIP booth and bedroom dances starting at just $100 with no extra bar tab.
And the club features by far the best stage show of the Vegas strip clubs. Palomino has gathered 130+ real dancers and performers with gorgeously-toned perfect bodies. You’ll see pole dancing that will take your breath away, girl-on-girl fantasy acts and first class strip club teasing. This is a club where you can come with a bunch of one-dollar bills and have a blast just sitting on the rail and tipping the girls on stage.
Plus, you can get a draft beer here for just $7, and bottle prices are also better than you’ll find in Vegas topless clubs.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability, as you can usually catch a free ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).
Or get one of Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. I recommend a package here not only for the royalty treatment but for the reserved VIP table, as this popular club gets to standing room only most nights by 10 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Blonde Bombshell Olivia Austin Detonates at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is bringing back by popular demand two of the most spectacular female breasts on the planet, both of which happen to be located on the chest of XXX actress Olivia Austin. If you saw Olivia in Busty Pinups, you know she is a breast man’s dream girl, and this Friday night, you could have the dream girl in your lap. (See Give Thanks for the Busty Porn Babes at Sapphire for more on Olivia Austin.)
To make this dream a reality, start by reserving a seat at Olivia’s private tables for only $135 online here (or call 702-869-0003). That seat gets you first crack at one-on-one time with uninhibited Olivia. It includes a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super-premiums.
Or, if you’re primarily interested in Sapphire’s world-famous lap dance orgy, check out the club’s $65 solo guy package. That gets you a reserved VIP table in the middle of 400+ stacked 9s and 10s who can’t wait to let you help them take their tops off. Bring twenties, lots of twenties, and thank heaven that Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-strippers law.
You’ll get a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot with that package. Other packages for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link. All package deals include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and Sapphire’s royalty treatment. Since Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, a package is always worth it here not only for the drink discount but for the reserved seat.
Take a look at our schedule of Sapphire’s upcoming porn babes for your future Vegas trips. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Deja Vu Affiliated Clubs Canned Food Drive
♦ All of the Las Vegas Deja Vu affiliated clubs — Deja Vu Showgirls, Little Darlings and Hustler Club — are having a canned food drive from Nov 27-30. Bring a can of food to get a free drink at Deja Vu or Hustler, or $5 off the cover charge at Little Darlings. Deja Vu and Hustler are topless, full bar, 21+; Little Darlings is nude, no alcohol, 18+
Saturday, November 30
Sapphire Serves Up Busty Porn Babe Mia Lelani
♦ Sapphire is featuring the lusciously busty Mia Lelani, as seen in Voluptuous Wonderland and Asian Party Sluts, performing on stage starting at 11:30 pm and fooling around with her fans in Sapphire’s VIP rooms in between her stage sets. (See Give Thanks for the Busty Porn Babes at Sapphire for more on Mia Lelani.)
You can set yourself up to be one of the fans Mia is partying with by reserving a seat at her private tables for only $135. That price includes a two-hour open bar that includes the good stuff. If you’re a Mia fan, here’s your chance to get her alone in nothing but a g-string for some one-on-one, hands-on cuddling, snuggling and heavy breathing. Other porn star packages, including a private steak and lobster dinner with Mia in a luxury Skybox, are also available through that link.
Or check out Sapphire’s $65 solo guest package for guys who are more interested in diving into the club’s all-night lap dance orgy, a breast man’s heaven. Think 400+ stacked and slender babes in skimpy lingerie just looking for empty laps to sink into and take their tops off.
You get a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved seat in titty central with that package, plus — like all Sapphire package deals — free limo transport to the club from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, and the VIP treatment at one of Vegas’ most over-the-top strip club parties. Sapphire also has packages for bottle service, groups and couples available through that same link.
Sapphire gets packed at peak hours, so I recommend a package here not only for the drink discount, but for the reserved seat. For future Vegas trips, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. We update that page weekly. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Lyft, or a casino house limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free.
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Las Vegas locals have been voting the Sapphire Comedy Hour the best standup comedy show deal in Vegas every year for years. Top comics interspersed with a suave magician and a classy burlesque cutie make this a great date for couples. Plus, when the show’s over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room, where you can enjoy the strippers, at no extra charge. If you’ve been trying to figure out how to get your significant other into one of Vegas’ finest strip clubs, this a perfect solution.
The cover charge is only $40 (compare that to the casino showroom comedy shows). A 90-minute open bar for the show is $65 more. And there’s a dinner option for gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina.
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a package. Full bar, 21+
Ridiculesque at Artifice
♦ It’s Bad Bitch Burlesque Night at Artifice, featuring local bad-girl stripteasers Sweetie Bird, Neon, Miss La Tida, Marina Mars, Mr Big Stuart, Lucie May, DD Darlin’ and Sweet Siren.
The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Doors 7:30 pm. Showtime 8:00 pm. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, December 1
The Sunday Night Football Bash at Palomino Club
♦ Watch the New England Patriots take on the Houston Texans tonight at Palomino Club, the only fully-nude strip club in Vegas screening NFL games this season.
Palomino’s football parties feature free taco-truck tacos, grilled fresh and hot on the spot, plus drink deals, raffle prizes and the club’s beautiful naked dancers. For more information, see our post on NFL football in the Vegas strip clubs 2019.
Call Palomino at 702-642-2984 to reserve your free round-trip limo ride or book a package at the club’s website. They offer a Game Day package with two 375 ml bottles for only $169, plus an additional 10% off if you pre-pay. There is nothing like the endless free mixers that come with a bottle package here to serve as a magnet for thirsty dancers.
If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures Screens Sunday Night Football with Premium Drink Deal
♦ Treasures’ features happy hour drink prices during all Sunday, Monday and Thursday night football games — the best deal for premium liquor you’ll find at any Vegas strip club. From 4 pm to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half their regular price.
If you prefer the good stuff while you watch football, this is the place. See our post on football in the Las Vegas strip clubs for complete info.
If you’re planning to stay after the game for the club’s smokin’ hot lap dance scene, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football
♦ Cheetahs, Crazy Horse 3, Hustler Club, Spearmint Rhino and Minks are all screening the Sunday night games. See our post on Vegas strip club football screening parties for full details. All of these clubs are topless, full bar, 21+
Burly Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ Miranda Glamour presents the monthly Burly-Q Revue tonight at the Double Down Saloon, with Johnny Zig and the Force providing the beats for the bumps and grinds. The Double Down is a popular locals’ dive much beloved for its bacon martinis and ass juice cocktails.
The Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. The show starts at 9 pm. No cover, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.