Friday, September 29
Our May Dancer of the Month Jade Returns to Deja Vu
Jade is Back at Deja Vu
♦ TVO’s May Dancer of the Month, Jade, from Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas, took the summer off and many TVO readers have been asking when she would return. Now Jade is back at Deja Vu and I am so happy to see her.
She has the sweetest girl-next-door smile and she loves connecting with guests just to chat and especially to have fun in the VIP.
Best Vegas Strip Club Booze Deal in Town
Deja Vu opens at 6 pm and has an open bar (domestics and wells) until 10 pm seven nights a week (until midnight on Mondays). Do what the locals do and come early to kick back and flirt with a dancer before heading off for a private bedroom dance. Deja Vu’s private bedrooms are elegant rooms furnished with your choice of comfy sofa or full-sized bed and have a door you can close behind you. Private bedroom dances start at 15 minutes for $150, or roughly the same price as major Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. Deja Vu’s open bar and private-bedroom dance deals make it one of our picks for best Vegas strip clubs on a budget.
Cover charge is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-state, or $45 if you arrive via cab, Uber, Lyft, or casino limo — but out-of-towners get free admission plus a free drink after the open bar is over if you arrive by the free club limo. So do not take a cab!
Call 702-308-4605 or text SGLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride or check out the club’s website for package deals for couples or groups. Topless, full bar, 21+
At Legends Room, Resident XXX Honey Brenna Sparks Is Ready to Get Up Close & Personal
Brenna Sparks is a Resident Porn Star at Legends Room
♦ Different porn stars now appear on stage every weekend at Legends Room, Las Vegas’ first bitcoin strip club. Most of the porn babes are available from 10 pm on for lap dances and private shows. This week it’s the busty 21-year-old Brenna Sparks on Friday night.
Brenna has just begun her porn career. She’s appeared in one video, just released (Bang POV 6), and she’s done a few xxx-TV shows, having recently completed Big Tits at School. IMDb doesn’t even have her personal stats yet, but having seen her in person, I can attest to the fact that she is yummy. I suggest you take her into the VIP to see how well she’s learning her trade.
Legends Room is a deliciously dark, high-end Vegas strip club that has paid attention to your comfort with luxurious leather and suede sofas and easy chairs to sink into with a dancer. See the photo gallery on our club review.
It’s also the only Vegas strip club where cryptocurrencies (bitcoin, ethereum and LGD tokens) are accepted for all goods and services (though cash and credit cards work too). You can also purchase bitcoin or LGD tokens at the club. The best thing about using LGD is that it gets you a 20% discount on all goods and services, including admission, drinks and dances. If you purchase enough LGD, it gets you a lifetime pass to the luxurious members-only area of the club. For more info, see the club’s website.
This is a truly elegant club with friendly prices. Private-room dances start at 15 minutes for $150 and a beer is $10, but those prices drop to $120 and $8 if you use LGD tokens.
Locals free, out-of-state $45 ($75 for the members’ area), but out of towners can get in free simply by calling for the free club limo at 702-824-7176. Topless, full bar, 21+
Porn Beauty Michelle Maylene Set to Sizzle at Sapphire’s Lap-Dance Orgy
♦ Sapphire in Vegas has redefined what a lap dance is in Vegas. Think 400+ stacked dancers in g-strings and heels, all grinding and squirming topless in the laps of guys who are ecstatic that Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law. It’s a big club and, as far as the eye can see, it’s an orgy of tits and ass.
Tonight (Friday), porn sweetheart Michelle Maylene will be performing on stage starting around 11:30 pm, then hanging out with her fans, on the hunt for guys who want to find out what a porn star does in the VIP. (Hint: Porn stars are uninhibited.) Michelle is a girl who likes to have fun. She’s been featured in two of porn’s nuttiest comedies: College Coeds vs Zombie Housewives and Hot Body Naked Bowling Battle.
Get a seat at Michelle’s reserved tables with a two-hour open bar for $135 online here or get Sapphire’s $65 solo-guy package deal (Sapphire offers group and couples’ packages through that link as well). All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a discount on booze, host service and a reserved VIP table at the most elegant strip club in Vegas. The package is worth it for the reserved table alone, as Sapphire gets packed at peak hours and otherwise it can be impossible to find a seat.
Or call 702-869-0003 and have the club send their free limo for you. There’s a $15 reservations fee that is waived if you opt for a 2-for-1 drink coupon (a no-brainer).
74-year-old Sex Goddess Lotta Topp Getting Naked at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings is featuring the world’s oldest porn star, Lotta Topp, who your granddad may remember from Big Melons 9 and Bizarre Dildo Obsession, on Friday and Saturday night (Sept 29-30). The FF-cup Lotta will also be available for private nude granny dances for the brave at heart.
I’m telling you now that the college guys will be turning out in droves for this show. It will be wild.
Plus, Friday is “Theme Night” and that’s always a blast. The mostly young (18+) dancers start their stage sets in sexy costumes, which they proceed to remove piece by piece until they’re wearing nothing but their platform heels.
All lap dances at Little Darlings, starting at $20, are performed nude and in private booths off the main floor. The club’s private bedroom dances, on full-sized beds, start at 15 minutes for $125. Check our Vegas strip club VIP room price & privacy comparisons to see what a good deal this is.
Because no alcohol is served, guests only have to be 18+. That makes for a party crowd where there are always women and couples enjoying the show.
The cover charge is $20 tonight for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for $20 if you arrive by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Check out upcoming Little Darlings events at the club’s website (they’ve got some fun shows like naked bikini bull-riding coming up).
Jenna Haze “Final Dance Tour” at Hustler Club
Hustler Club Vegas will have Jenna Haze appearing on her “Final Dance Tour” on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights (Sept 28-30), with two shows nightly starting at 11 pm. Jenna will also be available for private dances.
Saturday, September 30
Floyd Mayweather’s All-Night Strip Club Hip-Hop Party at Girl Collection
♦ Girl Collection is where you go if you like beautiful girls with plenty of curves who are always in a let’s-do-it party mood. In the wee hours when the other clubs in Vegas are winding down, Girl Collection becomes the most over-the-top, anything goes, hip-hop strip club party in Vegas. The dancers bring the show into the aisles and laps of the crowd and the rain-making machine keeps the air filled with dollars.
Floyd Mayweather designed this elegant club to be his own ultra-luxuriant hangout, and he’s in the club himself most nights having fun with his hand-picked collection of international beauties. To get a feel for Floyd’s taste in women, check out the photo gallery in our review of Girl Collection. Also check out our August Dancer of the Month, Sophie Montana, or our June Dancer of the Month, Capri, both regular dancers at Girl Collection. Red Rose La Cubana (above) will be our Dancer of the Month for October (photo gallery coming Monday).
Girl Collection is now open four nights a week, Thursdays through Sundays from 9 pm. Private-room dances start at $150 for 10 minutes, a deal for a club of this caliber. Ladies are welcome, with or without a male companion.
Admission is $20 on Thursdays and Sundays, $50 on Fridays and Saturdays. Locals free until midnight. Topless. Full bar. Great food menu. 21+ For more info, check out the club website.
Fully Nude, Full Bar, Most Erotic Strip Club Stage Show in Vegas
Sunny Dances at Palomino Club
♦ At Palomino, a nude club (and the only nude strip club in Vegas with a full bar), every dancer is not only a knockout but a beauty who can really dance. Imagine multiple girls on multiple stages, flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl numbers, teasing you with in-your-face floor work and real striptease—and all of it fully nude. It’s like an erotic circus.
And the dancing at Palomino is fully-nude not only on stage but also in the club’s private VIP booths and private bedrooms, both with curtained doors.
On his deathbed, Hugh Hefner said his only regret was missing out on the girls at Palomino (probably). To get an idea of the dancer quality, check out our photo galleries of Renee, Valentina and Scarlett, all recent TVO Dancers of the Month from Palomino.
Private dances start at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. That’s a steal. A draft beer is $6, bottles $8, even for out-of-town guests—another steal for a major Vegas strip club. And groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys. There’s a solo guy package for $60 that includes free round-trip limo transport, free admission (normally $30), and three drinks, but it’s subject to availability on Friday and Saturday nights, so that means call early (I recommend by 8 pm) to lock in your ride.
Note: The word is out on this club and it starts to fill up after about 8:30 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is couples-friendly and consistently one of our picks for the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.
Porn Newcomer Sofi Ryan Will Be Steaming Up the Skybox Windows at Sapphire
♦ Tonight Sapphire features Sofi Ryan, star of the XXX Sneaky Sex and Lubed. Her stage sets start around 11:30 pm, then fans get a chance to make their Sofi Ryan fantasies come true.
If you want to jump to the head of the line for a private show with Sofi, reserve a place at her private tables for only $135. That includes a two-hour open bar. You can reserve that package online right now.
Sapphire also serves up a few hundred other topless beauties in their babe bacchanal. Bring twenties. Bring ’em by the hundreds. Look forward to feeling glad you didn’t throw them away at craps.
Get a $65 solo guy package here (couples’ and group packages are also available through that link). There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas, so get some only-in-Vegas memories to take home.
All packages include free limo transport, free entry, a line pass, a booze discount, and a reserved VIP table at the most elegant strip club in town. The package is worth it for the reserved table alone, as Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours on Saturday nights.
Or call 702-869-0003 and have the club send their free limo for you. There’s a $15 reservations fee that is waived if you buy a 2-for-1 drink coupon (a no-brainer). Check out the upcoming porn star schedule at Sapphire into October. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Tonight Sapphire’s Saturday Night Comedy Hour features Jay Reid and Tom Garland. Also on the bill are magicians Mon Dre and the truly weird Shocker, plus local burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts. If you’re looking for a way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club, this is it. The crowd is mostly couples and when the comedy’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the comedy. Stay for the tits.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Get Voluptuous Porn Babe Rachel Starr in Your Lap Tonight at Legends Room
♦ At Legends Room tonight (Saturday), busty Rachel Starr will be raising temperatures. Rachel has been featured in more than 100 xxx-flicks, including Gym Nymphos, Stacked Hardbodies, and the immortal Destination Tonsils.
Legends Room is a plush, dark, high-end Vegas strip club that has a collection of gorgeous porn stars in residence every weekend by exclusive contract. The stars perform not only on stage, but in the laps of guys who know great talent when they see it.
It’s also the only Vegas strip club where cryptocurrencies (bitcoin, ethereum and LGD tokens) are accepted for all goods and services (though cash and credit cards work too). You can also purchase bitcoin or LGD tokens at the club. The best thing about using LGD is that it gets you a 20% discount on all goods and services, including admission, drinks and dances. For more info, see the club’s website.
Private dances start at 15 minutes for $150, a beer is $10, but those prices drop to $120 and $8 if you use LGD tokens.
Locals free, out-of-state $45 ($75 for the members’ area), but out of towners can get in free simply by calling for the free club limo at 702-824-7176. Topless, full bar, 21+
If You Missed Lotta Topp at Little D’s Last Night . . .
She’ll be performing again tonight (see Friday above).
Sunday, October 1
Girl Collection’s Discount Night
♦ If you’ve been meaning to check out Floyd Mayweather’s new Girl Collection Ultra-Lounge, this is a great night to do it on a budget, because the regular $50 entry fee is reduced to $20 on Sundays. Topless. Full bar, 21+
Note: Girl Collection is the best after-hours club in Vegas on Thursday through Sunday nights. The party gets into full swing around 1 am on Fridays and Saturdays and around 3 am on Thursdays and Sundays.
Standup Comedy Show at Centerfolds
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ The Burly-Q Revue features local burlesque dancers — Charlie Starling, Elyse Elaine, Mister Twister, and Sweetie Bird — hosted by Miranda Glamour with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters. The show starts at 9 pm. The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ bar. Check out their ass juice and bacon martini, both locals’ favorites. The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s Amateur Bikini Bull Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
Monday, September 25
Don’t Forget Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs!
♦ If you’re still in town Monday night, the Vegas strip clubs have the best MNF parties anywhere. See: Monday Night Football in the Las Vegas Strip Clubs.
