Friday, December 1
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Wild Stage Show
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
♦ Palomino Club is the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers. If you think liquor and pussy are a good combo, this is the club for you.
All of the dancers here are 8s, 9s, and 10s and that includes Lily, our December Dancer of the Month. Watch for our full photo gallery of Lily on Monday, December 4, or check out Renee, Scarlett, or our photo tour of Palomino Club’s dressing room.
The stage show at Palomino also sets it apart from the crowd. With multiple girls on multiple stages, flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl numbers, teasing you with in-your-face floor work and real striptease — all of it fully nude — it’s like an erotic Cirque show.
Private-booth dances where you’re alone with a dancer start at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. That’s a deal. A draft beer is $6, bottles $8, even for out-of-town guests. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: The word is out on this club and it starts to fill up after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a great Vegas strip club for couples.
Pint Size Pepper Brings Midget Striptease to Little Darlings
Leia Dances at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings Vegas is featuring Pint Size Pepper, a midget stripper with attitude and the smallest model ever to pose for Hustler magazine.
Pepper will be getting naked on stage.
With Little Darlings’ party crowd, this show should be uproarious.
Little Ds is a no-alcohol club, so customers and dancers only have to be 18 — think a college cheerleading squad dancing their way out of their bikinis. All private dances, starting with $20 lap dances, are performed nude and in private booths off the main floor. Private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes with no extra drink tab — check our Vegas strip club VIP price and privacy guide, and you’ll see this is one of the best deals in town.
Always female and couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-state visitors, but out-of-states can get in for the $20 locals’ rate by arriving by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141, or text LDLV to 702-767-8118, to reserve your ride. Check out Little Darlings’ schedule of upcoming events at the club’s website.
Sink Into Titty Heaven with Darcie Dolce at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire, the world’s best lap dance orgy, will be featuring the delectable Darcie Dolce on stage and available for private dances tonight. Darcie has the yummiest titties in the XXX business and she likes to share, so if you’re a breast man, don’t miss this show.
Porn stars tend to be the least inhibited company you’ll ever experience in a Vegas strip club VIP. See Warm Up the Winter with Porn Stars for full details on how to experience Darcie.
Sapphire also boasts 400+ stacked babes in Las Vegas’ most over-the-top babe bacchanal. Remember, Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law.
We recommend a package at this club because, without one, it can be impossible to find a place to sit down. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, host service, and a reserved VIP table. Solo packages start at $65 and you can also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link.
Or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
Toy Drive at Crazy Horse III
♦ Crazy Horse III will comp a free drink to anyone who donates a new unwrapped toy for their Christmas Toy Drive (Dec 1 – 9). Topless, full bar 21+
Saturday, December 2
UFC 218 Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs
Violence Goes Best with Boobs
Mzre in a Deja Vu Private Bedroom
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls in Vegas will be treating everyone to free drinks throughout the fights, with a 4-hour open bar (domestics & wells) from 6 – 10 pm. Deja Vu is becoming UFC central in Vegas because no other clubs even attempt to match their open bar deal.
The fights are also a great time to flirt with Deja Vu’s dancers, most of whom sit around watching the fights with the club’s guests. You can spend a couple hours scoping out the perfect girl to take into one of the club’s unique private bedrooms.
Deja Vu’s private bedrooms feature a real door you can close behind you for the same price as most Vegas clubs charge for the group VIP. Deja Vu’s drink deal and private bedroom deals make it one of our top picks for a great Vegas strip club bargain.
Cover is $10 for locals and $20 for out-of-state, but out-of-staters can take the free club limo to get free admission plus a free drink for after the open bar ends. Call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to reserve your ride. Topless, full bar 21+
♦ Crazy Horse 3, a topless club, will be screening the fight with its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Hustler Club Vegas is advertising the fight with no details. Probably free pizza. $50 entry for out-of-state. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar 21+
Adriana Chechik Gets Dirty at Sapphire on Saturday
♦ Sapphire has the nubile Adriana Chechik on stage and available for private VIP dances after 11:30 pm. Adriana has won AVN’s Most Outrageous Sex Scene award, and if you’ve seen her in Yoga Butt Sluts, you know she’d be a blast to get alone with in the VIP.
You’ll want a package for this show, not only for the discount on booze, free transport, free admission and royalty treatment, but because packages include a reserved VIP table and without one you may find it impossible to sit down. See our full report on Adriana’s appearance for details and more package links.
Or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
Pint Size Pepper at Little Darlings
♦ Once again tonight, Little Darlings all-nude club features Pint Size Pepper (see Friday above for details).
No alcohol so you only have to be 18+. Female and couples-friendly. If you’re from out-of-town, call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your free limo ride to the club (and get in for the locals’ rate of $20 rather than the standard admission of $35).
DJ Silver at Legends Room
Tara Dances at Legends Room
♦ The Vegas Bitcoin Strip Club, Legends Room, is putting DJ Silver in charge of the beats tonight. [Side note: Silver was on stage with Jason Aldean on Oct 1 when the shooting occurred at Mandalay Bay, so he has some stories to tell.]
Personally, I’ll be looking for Tara, one of Legends Room’s house dancers with a body made in heaven. Pro Tip: Buy some LGD tokens to get 20% off all drinks, lap dances and private shows.
This is a high-end club where the dancers wear dresses and evening gowns. The club has a membership option; if you’re not sure about committing, you can rent a membership for the night for $65 and it’s a nice splurge if it’s in your budget. That’s because the members’ area has especially luxurious black leather easy chairs rather than the standard strip club chairs. It also has bigger, swankier private rooms than out on the main floor.
Admission is $45 (0r free if you arrive by the free club limo). Topless, full bar 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Tonight Sapphire’s Saturday Comedy Hour features Derek Richards and Red the Comedian. Also on the bill are magicians Mon Dre and the truly weird Shocker (a sort of madman magician), plus local burlesque darling Kalani Kokonuts. This is a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. The crowd is mostly couples and when the comedy’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the comedy. Stay for the breasts.
$20 admission, or $65 with an open bar for the show. Dinner option available. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Sunday, December 3
Standup Comedy Show at Centerfolds
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ The Burly-Q Revue features local burlesque dancers — Neon, Elyse Elaine, Sweetie Bird and Innocence — hosted by Miranda Glamour with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters. The show starts at 9 pm. The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ bar. Check out their ass juice and bacon martini, both locals’ favorites. The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s Amateur Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
Monday, November 13
Don’t Forget Monday Night Football in the Vegas Strip Clubs!
♦ If you’re still in town Monday night, the Vegas strip clubs have the best Monday Night Football parties.
