Friday, January 12
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Nude
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and dancers that take it all off — including their g-strings.
Palomino’s house policy is to hire 8s, 9s and 10s only, and you’ll find 130+ in the club at peak hours. Dancers here only have to be 18+, and they all get naked both on stage and in all private dances, which take place in private curtained booths and bedrooms where you can focus on the naked girl you’re with instead of the guy sitting across from you.
There is no “group VIP” at Palomino like you find in the Vegas topless clubs. And the dance prices here are better, starting at 3 songs/$100 with no extra bar tab or bottle requirement.
A draft beer at Palomino is only $6 and a bottle $8, even for out-of-town guests. Plus the stage show here is exceptional, with the best pole dancing in Vegas, girl-on-girl shows, heart-stopping close-up floor work and real striptease. Imagine a naked Cirque show with only beautiful women.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a sexy Vegas strip club evening for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Four Hours of Free Booze at Deja Vu Showgirls
Shelby at Deja Vu Vegas
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls in Vegas has FREE drinks (all domestics and wells) from 6 pm to 10 pm every night of the week. Plus, if you arrive by the free club limo, you get that open bar with no cover charge and a ticket for another free drink for after the open bar ends at 10. You won’t find a deal like this at any other strip club, nightclub, or bar in Vegas.
Deja Vu Showgirls also has unique private VIP rooms (starting at only $150 for 15 minutes), furnished with a comfy sofa or full-sized bed (your choice). And these private rooms all have a real door you can close behind you for total privacy. The nightly open bar and private bedroom deals make Deja Vu one of the perennial best strip club bargains in Vegas.
Cover is $10 for locals and $20 for out-of-state, or $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, Lyft, or a casino house limo. But out-of-staters can get free admission plus a free drink for after the open bar ends simply by arriving in the free club limo. (Also, check out the group, couple, & solo package deals at the club website.) Call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to reserve your ride. Topless, full bar 21+
Romi Rain Is Busting Out at Little Darlings (& You Can Get in FREE)
♦ Top-heavy porn babe Romi Rain will be getting naked on Little Darlings’ stage on both Friday and Saturday nights this weekend (Jan 12-13). And you can get in for free both nights by showing the event flyer (reproduced here) at the door. (Regular cover for out-of-town guests is $35, so bookmark this page and show it to the front-desk cashier when entering.)
Both Friday and Saturday nights are also now “Theme Nights” at Little Darlings. That means from 11 pm till 2 am both nights, the dancers come on stage in sexy costumes and you get to watch some real striptease. Dancers only have to be 18+ to work here so you’ll see lots of delectable young college girls.
There’s no alcohol served (there’s a juice and smoothie bar instead), so you also only have to be 18+ to enter. This club turns into a crazy party on weekend nights.
All dancers at Little D’s peel off their g-strings both on stage and in all private dances, including all $20 lap dances. And lap dances take place in private booths off the main floor so you can focus on the naked cutie you’re with instead of the guy sitting across from you.
Private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes with no extra drink tab — check out our Vegas strip club VIP price & privacy guide to see what a good deal this is in Vegas.
Little Darlings is always female- and couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend. Call 702-366-1141, or text LDLV to 702-767-8118, to reserve your free limo ride to the club. Check out Little Darlings’ schedule of upcoming events at the club’s website.
Lap Dance Orgy at Sapphire with Porn Babe Bridgette B
♦ Porn sweetie Bridgette B will be on stage and available for private topless fun at Sapphire Las Vegas on Friday night (Jan 12). If you’ve never gotten a VIP dance from a porn star, let me tell you it’s the most uninhibited full-body contact sport in Las Vegas.
Sapphire has uncountable hundreds of lap dancers on duty at peak hours, and you will be knocked out by not only the quantity but the quality. Imagine an ocean of stacked 9’s and 10’s stretching out as far as the eye can see.
You can reserve a seat at Bridgette B’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. That package gets you first flirting privileges. Or you can reserve a private dinner date with Bridgette in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. These and other porn star packages are available online here.
You can also get a solo package starting at $65 (you’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link) and focus your attention on the club’s famous high-mileage lap dance orgy. I always recommend a package at Sapphire at peak hours because without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s royalty treatment.
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
See Sapphire’s upcoming porn star line-up through the end of February.
Free Drink at Crazy Horse III with CES Badge
♦ This is the last night that CES badge holders can claim a free drink at Crazy Horse Three. Topless, full bar 21+
Burlesque at Baobab
♦ Tonight on the Baobab Stage, burlesque performances by Aya Fontaine, Lolita Haze, Illy Rose, La Rosa Muerta, Molly Boom Boom, Darby Fox, Elyse Elaine, and Michelle Bell, with a special performance by the legendary Dusty Summers. This is a fun show of traditional striptease (think evening gowns and boas) by local amateurs.
The Baobab Stage Theatre is located at 6587 Las Vegas Blvd S (in Town Square across from the Yardhouse). Doors 8 pm, show 9 pm. Tickets are $25 at the door.
Saturday, January 13
Porn Legend Nikki Benz at Sapphire
♦ At Sapphire topless club tonight, porn superstar Nikki Benz will begin her stage performances around 11:30 pm. When she’s not on stage, she’ll be looking for guys who are interested in spending a little one-on-one time with her in Sapphire’s VIP. If you’ve seen Nikki in her immortal performances in Big Titty Nurses, Big Tit Centerfolds, and the critically-acclaimed Big Titty City, you already know she craves a lot of physical affection.
Reserve a seat at Nikki’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here for first dibs on her for a private show, destined to be the best memory you’ll take home from this Vegas trip.
If you’re primarily interested in the club’s world-famous lap dance orgy, solo packages start at $65 (you can also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, host service, and a reserved VIP table. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise it may be impossible to find a place to sit down. It’s a lap dance orgy! You need a seat!
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Tonight the Sapphire Comedy Hour features standup comics Eliot Chang and Red the Comedian, plus suave magician Mon Dre and very unsuave magician the Shocker (a lunatic). The show also features local burlesque darling Kalani Kokonuts. This is a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. The crowd is mostly couples and when the comedy’s over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the jokes. Stay for the tits.
Admission is $20, or $65 with an open bar for the show. A dinner option is also available (gourmet, organic, non-GMO Mexican food that I can vouch for as superb). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar 21+
Romi Rain at Little Darlings
♦ Once again tonight, Little Darlings is featuring busty porn queen Romi Rain starting after 11 pm. See comments on Little Darlings above (Friday) and be sure to flash the photo of Romi’s poster to get free admission to the club. Nude, juice bar, 18+
Sunday, January 14
Standup Comedy Show at Centerfolds
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ How do you play Burlesque Roulette? The girls spin the wheel and must perform a striptease to whatever song it lands on. This is improvisational burlesque at it’s best.
Performing tonight: Charlie Starling, Elyse, FiFi Switchblade, IllyRose and Lolita Haze, hosted by Miranda Glamour. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
