Friday, January 26
Fully Nude, Full Bar, Plus Tactical Laser Target Maze This Weekend at Palomino
Lily Dances at Palomino Club
♦ It’s SHOT Show week in Vegas so Palomino — the only Vegas nude club with a full bar — is featuring a Tactical Laser Target Maze for gun nuts who also happen to like naked girls. The Maze will be in operation from 9 pm till midnight tonight and tomorrow night (Friday and Saturday). It may remain open through the Safari Show next week—check back for details on that.
Win prizes (fastest time of the night gets free bottle service—a $350 value), get drunk and cavort with nude cuties! For details, see “Night of the Stripping Dead.”
Palomino also features the wildest stage show of the Vegas strip clubs. Think of 130+ girls who look like they’ve just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog, flying around stripper poles, doing heart-stopping close-up floor work, and undressing each other in girl-on-girl shows. It’s like an erotic circus.
Dancers here take it all off both on stage and in the VIP dances in the club’s private curtained booths and bedrooms where you have real privacy. Drafts are $6, bottle $8, even for out-of-town guests — a steal for one of the best strip clubs in town.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a sexy Vegas strip club date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Stormy Daniels at Little Darlings (plus the Asian Invasion!)
♦ Infamous Penthouse model and porn superstar Stormy Daniels will be performing on stage Friday night at Little Darlings Vegas, the only Las Vegas stop on her Make America Horny Again tour.
She’ll also be doing a meet and greet with fans at the club where you can ask the question inquiring minds want to know. (She does look the president’s type.) For details, see Stormy Daniels Brings Her Make America Horny Again Tour to Little Darlings.
Since this is AVN Adult Entertainment Expo week, porn stars Cindy Starfall and Annie Cruz of Asian Invasion will also be performing at Little Darlings Friday night. Expect the club to be packed. Call the club early at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your place and your free limo ride. Or reserve your party package at the club website. Admission is $20 for locals, $40 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate simply for arriving by the free club limo.
Little Darlings is a nude club where even $20 lap dances are nude and take place in a private room. No alcohol. Female- and couples-friendly. Age 18+
Eight New Fleshlight Girls at Deja Vu Showgirls
♦ Eight of the newest Fleshlight Girls (Jada Stevens, Alexis Amore, Jayden Cole, Jessica Jaymes, Nina Elle, Kleio Valentien, Zoey Monroe and Olivia Austin) will be celebrating the launch of their new Fleshlights at the Vegas Deja Vu Showgirls tonight (Friday, Jan 26).
With FREE drinks (all domestics and wells) from 6 pm to 10 pm, no cover charge if you arrive by the club’s free limo, and a slew of hot babes in g-strings looking for guys who like breasts and bottoms, maybe tonight you should check out the Fleshlight girls in the flesh.
Deja Vu’s comfy private VIP rooms come furnished with a plush sofa or full-sized bed (your choice) and a real door you can close behind you for complete privacy. Private bedroom prices start at only $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what most Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.
Admission is free with your AVN Expo badge. You can also get free admission by calling for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Plus, if you arrive by the free club limo, you get a free drink ticket for after the open bar closes.
Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab! Check out the club’s package deals for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+
All-Night Lap Dance Orgy at Sapphire with Porn Beauties Lana Rhoades & Jessa Rhodes
♦ What I like most about Sapphire’s porn star appearances is that after the stars perform on stage, they are available for one-on-one fun in the VIP with their fans. The stage shows are great because the stars love the mass adoration, and the private shows are terrific because porn stars are the least inhibited women on earth.
Lana Rhoades and Jessa Rhodes are both tit queens known for their large natural boobs – not silicone beach balls, but delicious big titties made by God. Lana has appeared multiple times in the 2017 XXX-rated TV series Big Naturals. And one of Jessa’s premier film performances was in the 2016 classic, Naturally Delicious.
Both of these girls are also currently nominated for the 2018 AVN Award for Best Double Penetration Scene.
Sapphire is not exaggerating when they say they have 400+ lap dancers on duty at peak hours, and the club specializes in the Vegas-style hands-on lap dance experience. There’s no sit-on-your hands law in Vegas. You come to Sapphire for one thing — to immerse yourself in boobs.
You can reserve a seat at Lana’s and Jessa’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. That gives you first flirting rights between their stage sets. If you’re suffering from TDA (Titty Deficiency Anemia), you can even reserve a private dinner date with either of them in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. These and other porn star packages at Sapphire are available online here.
Or get a solo package starting at $65 (you’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). I always recommend a package at Sapphire because without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s royalty treatment.
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
Porn stars appear at Sapphire every weekend. If you’re coming to town later, check out Sapphire’s future porn star line-up. We update that page continually.
Five Porn Babes at Hustler Club
♦ Hustler Club is featuring five porn stars tonight ( Joanna Angel, Brandi Love, Kendra Sunderland, Kayden Kross, and Veronica Rodriguez). Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab. Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Nicolette Shea at Crazy Horse III
♦ Crazy Horse Three is featuring Nicolette Shea tonight with its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Free drink with your AVN Expo badge. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Christiana Cinn at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret is featuring Christiana Cinn tonight. Topless, full bar, 21+
Phoenix Marie at Sophia’s
♦ Sophia’s is featuring Phoenix Marie. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, January 27
Mia Malkova and Alexis Texas Get Down & Dirty at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire — the world’s largest strip club — has two porn superstars appearing tonight — Mia Malkova and Alexis Texas.
Mia Malkova is a bondage freak. She likes being tied up and has appeared in numerous kinky flicks like Mia’s Bondage Lesson and I’m All Tied Up & I Can’t Get Loose. Paradoxically, she’s cute as a button and looks like a teenage girl who might live next door.
Alexis Texas — the infamous star of Buttwoman — needs no introduction to porn fans as she’s one of the true superstars of the adult world, known for her delectable world-class ass.
Mia’s and Alexis’ stage performances start around 11:30 pm. When they’re not on stage, they’ll be looking for fans they can lure into a more intimate one-on-one encounter. You can reserve a seat at their private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here.
If you’d rather focus on Sapphire’s world-famous lap dance orgy, with uncountable hundreds of stacked 9s and 10s, solo guy packages start at $65 (you can also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, host service, and a reserved VIP table. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise it may be impossible to find a place to sit down. You can’t properly enjoy a lap dance orgy unless you have a lap.
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
See Sapphire’s porn star line-up here through the end of February. We update that page weekly.
Five More Porn Babes at Hustler Club
♦ Hustler Club has five more porn stars (Ivy Lebelle, Joanna Angel, Taurus, Jessie Lee, and Amber Ivy) on the bill tonight. Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab. Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Cam Honey Frankie Jean at Crazy Horse III
♦ Crazy Horse III has cam girl Frankie Jean tonight with its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Free drink with your AVN Expo badge. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Kiara Mia at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Las Vegas is featuring Kiara Mia tonight. Topless, full bar, 21+
It’s 70s/80s/90s Night at Babes
♦ Babes Cabaret, a locals club on the far east side of town, is serving 2-for-1 shots of Goldshlagger and Jim Beam tonight. Plus, January is Crown Royal Month at Babes, so all Crown Royal flavors are $2 off. This is the club’s first 70s/80s/90s night, so I’m not sure what that means. Either all dancers are in their 70s, 80s, or 90s, or maybe the DJ will be spinning beats from the 70s, 80s, and 90s. Let’s hope it’s the latter. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday, January 28
Standup Comedy Show at Centerfolds
♦ Centerfolds topless club has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
