This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 9

Palomino Club — The Only Nude Club in Vegas with a Full Bar

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

Valentina Dances at Palomino Club

   Palomino, a Vegas nude club, breaks every norm of the other Vegas strip clubs.

Norm #1: If a club serves alcohol, the dancers must keep their g-strings on. (Except at Palomino, where the girls are totally nude and the booze flows freely.)

Norm #2: Out-of-staters must pay more for drinks than locals. (Except at Palomino, where drafts are $6 and bottles are $8 for everyone all night long.)

Norm #3: The club VIP is a crowded room with little to no real privacy. (Except at Palomino, where the VIP is all private one-on-one booths with opaque-curtained doors.)

Norm #4: If you take a dancer into the VIP, you’ll have to pay an extra VIP bar tab of $40+. (Except at Palomino, where there’s no extra bar tab for VIP shows.)

Norm #5: Dancer’s are forbidden from removing their g-strings even in the VIP rooms. (Except at Palomino, where the dancers always get naked in the VIP.)

Norm #6: A minimal stage show, with some girl who can’t dance doing a little bump and grind on a small stage in the dim light. (Except at Palomino where men come from all over the world to see the wildest nude stage show in Vegas, bar none.)

Put it all together, add 130+ of Vegas’ most beautiful dancers to play with, and you’ll have a good idea of why Palomino Club has long been one of my favorite Vegas strip clubs.  Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-327-7258. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.

Note:  This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Bring your wife or girlfriend. Palomino is a great Vegas strip club turn-on for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+  

Carmen Valentina Gets Naked at Little Darlings

Carmen Valentina

Carmen Valentina at Little Darlings Friday & Saturday

  Cute little Carmen Valentina looks like an angel but, if you subscribe to any XXX TV stations, and especially if you’re into watching girls in bondage, you’ve probably seen Carmen many times getting all tied up in her work.

Now you can see her live on stage and fully nude at Little Darlings. She’ll be performing on both Friday and Saturday nights (Feb 9-10), with two shows each night at midnight and 2 am. Read more about Carmen Valentina’s Little Darlings appearance here.

Every Friday and Saturday night at Little Darlings is also “Theme Night” from 11 pm till 2 am.  That’s when the girls come on stage in costumes and do some real striptease. Since no alcohol is served here, the dancers only have to be 18+ and they all get fully nude — not only on stage but in the $20 lap dances that take place in private booths off the main floor.

And Little Darlings offers the best private bedroom dance deals in Las Vegas (check out our Vegas strip club VIP price and privacy guide to compare).  The private bedrooms are furnished with full-sized beds. There’s nothing like being entertained by a beautiful naked girl on a big plush bed.

Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate simply for arriving by the free club limo. Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. Or reserve your party package at the club website.  Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Mia Malkova Joins Sapphire’s All-Night Lap Dance Orgy

Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova at Sapphire Friday

♦  When Mia Malkova started her porn career in 2014, she was nominated “Best New Starlet” by all three major adult film organizations. She’s so gorgeous that you have to ask yourself why this girl isn’t working in major Hollywood films. (The answer, of course, is that she could if she wanted to, but she prefers being sluttier than Hollywood allows.)

At Sapphire, Las Vegas’ most spectacular topless club, the porn star features are all available for one-on-one private shows in Sapphire’s VIP rooms and Skyboxes. If you ever wanted to get up-close-and-physical with a porn star, here’s your chance. To get first dibs on Mia, you can reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 (available online here). Read more about Mia Malkova’s special night at Sapphire here.

You can also get a solo package starting at $65 and build great Vegas memories with the club’s 400+ stacked and slender 9s and 10s. (There are group, couple, and bottle packages available through that same link.) Sapphire’s outstanding hands-on lap dance experience is famous worldwide as the best place on the planet to immerse yourself in beautiful boobs.

All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the club’s royalty treatment.  I always recommend a package at Sapphire because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

Porn stars appear at Sapphire every weekend. If you’re coming to town later, check out Sapphire’s future porn star listings.  We update that page continually.

Valentine’s Burlesque at the Baobab Stage

  The Baobab Stage is having a Valentine’s Burlesque show featuring Buttercup Delight, Kerri N Fuego, Lexie Sophie, Molly Boom Boom, Pendu, Sweetie Bird, Tina Cione’, Tricky Tatiana and the Chi-Ciones, plus a Wassa Wear lingerie fashion show. Think locals reviving the art of traditional striptease.

The Baobab Stage Theatre is located at 6587 Las Vegas Blvd S (in Town Square across from the Yardhouse). Doors 8 pm, show 9 pm. Tickets are $25 at the door.

Saturday, February 10

Drink FREE for UFC 221 at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu

  Deja Vu Showgirls, a topless club, always has the best UFC viewing scene in Vegas. With a four-hour open bar (6 – 10 pm, domestics & wells), UFC fight nights here always turn into a lively party, fully stocked with the club’s gorgeous babes.  See our current Dancer of the Month, Tiffany of Deja Vu, to get an idea of the selection here.

If you arrive by the free club limo, you also get free admission and a free drink for after the open bar closes. You won’t find a better UFC fight night deal anywhere else in town.  And tonight’s fight should be a good one.  It’s Yoel “Soldier of God” Romero (Cuba), an Olympic Silver Medalist in wrestling with deadly punching skills, vs Rockhold, a former UFC Middleweight champ who engulfs his opponents like a giant squid. Read more about the fight here.

Deja Vu’s $20 lap dances are high-mileage and the perfect way to find a girl for more intimate fun in the club’s private VIP rooms, which come with a big comfy sofa or full-sized bed (your choice) and a real door you can close behind you. Private bedroom prices start at only $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.

Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).  Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab!  You may also want to check out the club’s party packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+

Emily Addison at Sapphire

Emily Addison at Sapphire Las Vegas

Emily Addison at Sapphire Saturday

   Sapphire Vegas is featuring porn’s hottest body, Emily Addison, with stage performances starting around 11:30 pm. When she’s not on stage, she’ll be looking for fans she can seduce into Sapphire’s VIP for a more intimate porn star party. Look at her, gentlemen.  How can you resist?

You can get first flirting rights with Emily by reserving a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. Other porn star packages are also available though that link. Read more about Emily Addison here.

If you’re more interested in focusing on Sapphire’s world-famous lap dance orgy, with its uncountable hundreds of stacked babes, solo guy packages start at $65 (you can also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link). All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, host service, and a reserved VIP table. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise it may be impossible to find a place to sit down, and you can’t get a lap dance without a lap.

Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+

See Sapphire’s porn star line-up here through the end of March. We update that page weekly.

Carmen Valentina at Little Darlings

  Carmen Valentina returns again tonight to Little Darlings, Las Vegas premier 18+ nude club, for two more shows at midnight and 2 am. (See details above under Friday shows.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

  The Sapphire Comedy Hour features standup comics, a magician, and a burlesque dancer every Saturday night from 8 – 9 pm. This is a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. The crowd is mostly couples and when the comedy’s over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the yuks. Stay for the titties.

Admission is $20, or $65 with an open bar for the show. A dinner option is also available (gourmet, organic, non-GMO Mexican food that I can vouch for as superb). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 221

  Crazy Horse 3 has its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+

  Hustler Club is also screening the fights, though no details are posted. Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab. Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+

  Sophia’s is also screening UFC 221. Locals free. Out-of-state $50 or $100 with open bar. $400 for VIP table with bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Sunday, February 11

Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret

  Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

  Burlesque Roulette is burlesque with an element of gambling (hey, it’s Vegas, baby). The girls spin the wheel and must perform a striptease to whatever song it lands on. This is improvisational burlesque at it’s funniest. It’s the only burlesque show I’ve ever been to where I watched a stripper disrobe to “This Land Is Your Land.”

Performing tonight: Loon-A-Tik, Sugar Vixen, and Aria Delanoche, hosted by Miranda Glamour. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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4 Responses to “This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs”

  1. Rickgear

    Long time, first time. I’m headed back to town for the first time since the legalization of recreational and was wondering how this affects the clubs. I know you can’t legally smoke recreational in public locations, so smoking at a club would not be legal. That said, vaping is common for both nicotine and THC. Do the clubs allow vaping or is that restricted these days? I know some of the night clubs aren’t allowing any vaping and you have to buy smokes inside if you want to smoke. I’ve only ever hit the hookah at LD, so I’m not up to speed on the smoking policy in regards to vape.

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    • Arnold Snyder

      Rickgear, I’ve seen clubs ask guests who were marijuana vaping to stop, but I could smell the marijuana and so could everyone else.

      But you can smoke tobacco in bars and nightclubs in Vegas, and technically the strip clubs are bars/nightclubs. I double checked with the manager at Sapphire, and he said yes, you can tobacco vape at Vegas strip clubs. Which suggests, as long as nobody can tell, that you’d be okay vaping weed.

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  2. Rickgear

    Thanks. I’m not thinking it is the best idea for self control but neither is bottle service and we all know how that goes. When I saw on another board that one of the night clubs we’ve been to in the past now makes you buy smokes inside and won’t let you bring in vapes, it struck me as odd but I assumed strip clubs wouldn’t follow that lead. Good to know I can vape (as long as it’s not pot).

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