Friday, April 6
Palomino Club — Las Vegas’ Only Nude Club with a Full Bar
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in town with a full bar and dancers who take it all off. And what a way to take it all off!
If you’re used to Vegas’ topless clubs, you’ll find Palomino’s stage show to be in a class by itself. Multiple Victoria’s-Secret-quality dancers on multiple stages do steamy naked floor work close-up and fly around the stripper poles like naked angels escaped from heaven.
The best thing about Palomino’s nude policy is that the dancers get naked not only on stage but in the club’s curtained VIP booths and private bedrooms. Fully-nude high-mileage private-booth dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab required).
Drink prices here are a friendly $6 for drafts and $8 for bottles, even for out-of-state guests. That’s roughly half what most Vegas topless clubs charge. And groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Note: This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also an ideal Vegas strip club for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
The Art of Striptease Lives at Little Darlings Vegas
♦ Every Friday and Saturday night is Theme Night at Little Darling Las Vegas, which means from 11 pm till 2 am the dancers come out in costumes and we get to see real old-fashioned striptease, except better. That’s because Little D’s is a nude club, so the girls take off everything and they don’t hide their pussies behind balloons or ostrich feathers.
You’ll also be happy to know that the dancers get nude not only on stage but in private dances in the club’s VIP booths and private bedrooms. Even $20 lap dances are performed fully nude in private booths (not out on the main floor). And private bedroom dances here start at only $125 for 15 minutes (best price in Vegas). Check our Vegas VIP room price guide to see how good this deal is and just think of all the positions you can get into with a beautiful naked dancer on a full-sized bed.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in the free club limo. Cover is one $4-minimum drink.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a good package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Six minutes with a hot naked girl are always better than three. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Charlie Sheen’s Ex Is Looking for Guys to Fool Around with at Sapphire
♦ Brett Rossi ditched her one-time fiancé, Charlie Sheen, because she liked fooling around with other guys too much. That’s also why she’s performing at Sapphire, Vegas’ largest gentlemen’s club, on Friday night. She’ll be appearing on stage throughout the night, starting around 11:30, but that’s just her way of advertising. When she comes down from the stage, she’ll be looking for guys who want to have fun with her in Sapphire’s VIP.
If you want to help Brett forget Charlie, reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. When she starts flirting with you (and she will), don’t panic. Say something romantic like, “I’ve got a lot of money.” She’ll be in your lap nearly naked simple as that.
Sapphire is also known worldwide for its all-night lap dance orgies, with uncountable hundreds of stacked babes in sexy lingerie ready to drop their tops to fulfill your hands-on fantasies. Get a solo package starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink voucher plus free shot, free entry, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table). Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link. All packages include free limo transport, free admission, a discount on drinks, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at one of the most memorable strip clubs in Vegas.
We recommend a package at this club on weekends because, without one, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2 for the price of 1 drink ticket). Topless, full bar 21+
Bonnie Rotten at Hustler Club
♦ The Hustler Club is featuring Bonnie Rotten tonight and tomorrow night (Fri/Sat) in two shows each night after 11 pm. Bonnie will be available for private dances. Locals free with Vu Card. $50 out-of-state. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, April 7
UFC 223 Viewing Party with a 4-hour Open Bar at Deja Vu Showgirls
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas will be holding a UFC 223 fight screening party, starting with the preliminary bouts at 6 pm. And get this: You can drink FREE (domestics & wells) for the first four hours (6 – 10 pm).
Plus, if you arrive at the club in their FREE LIMO, you also get FREE ADMISSION (a $45 savings) and a voucher for another FREE DRINK for after the open bar closes. Deja Vu is a great Vegas strip club pick if you’re on a tight budget.
Maybe you’re wondering how this club manages to stay in business since they’re giving everything away for FREE. There’s a catch: You’ve got to pay for the babes.
So, kick back and flirt with the girls as you enjoy all the free booze and the topless stage dancers, and take your time having fun with some of the highest-mileage lap dancers in Vegas. Private bedroom dances here start at only $150 for 15 minutes, or about what you’d pay at other Vegas topless clubs for the group VIP. The rooms are furnished with your choice of a plush sofa or full-sized bed, and these rooms all have an actual door you can close behind you.
Treat yourself to some titties you’ll never forget. Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to get free admission and a free drink. Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, or $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab! Or check out the club’s packages for couples and groups. Topless, full bar, 21+
Lana Rhoades, Star of Big Naturals, at Sapphire Tonight
♦ Porn sweetheart Lana Rhoades has been featured many times in the XXX TV series, Big Naturals. If you’re a tit man who likes ’em real, you will thank Sapphire for bringing her into your life. And you will thank the Nevada Supreme Court for ruling that Vegas strippers have a First Amendment right to allow touching in lap and private dances.
To have some hands-on fun with Lana Rhoades, you might start by reserving a seat at Lana’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online. Other porn star packages are also available through that link. See last week’s announcement for more info about Lana Rhoades’ Saturday night feature at Sapphire.
Or, get a solo guy package starting at $65 and drown yourself in Sapphire’s ocean of uninhibited topless lap dancers. You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and high-end host service. Any package is worth it for the reserved table alone because otherwise you may not find a seat, and who wants to be at a lap dance orgy without a lap?
Cover is $45 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+
You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn features calendar through Memorial Day weekend. We update that page regularly.
Bonnie Rotten’s Last Night at Hustler Club
♦ The Hustler Club is featuring Bonnie Rotten tonight in two shows after 11 pm. Bonnie will be available for private dances. Locals free with Vu Card. $50 out-of-state. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Every Saturday night, the Sapphire Comedy Hour Brings risqué standup comics to their Showroom stage starting at 8 pm. Every show also features MonDre, the classiest magic act in town, and sexy burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts. Here’s how you can get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas topless club. When the comedy hour is over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge. Come for the comics. Stay for the topless babes.
General admission is $20, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. Doors open at 7 pm and a dinner option (excellent gourmet Mexican) is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs with UFC Viewing Parties
♦ Hustler Club is also screening UFC 223 with an open bar until 8 pm. Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab. Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Crazy Horse III has its standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday, April 8
Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ Burlesque Roulette is “Vegas-style” burlesque combined with gambling of course. The girls spin the wheel and must strip to whatever song it lands on. This is guerrilla burlesque at it’s nuttiest. It’s the only burlesque show I’ve ever been to where I watched a stripper strip to Woodie Guthrie singing “This Land Is Your Land.”
Performing tonight: Penny Piper, Mitzi Mayhem, Krotch & Loon and Sweetie Bird, hosted by Miranda Glamour. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.