Friday, June 15
Palomino Club — Fully Naked Girls & a Full Bar
♦ Palomino is one of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas. The drop-dead gorgeous dancers get fully nude both on stage and in the club’s high-mileage private booth and bedroom shows. Plus, there’s a full bar with some of the best drink prices in Vegas. No other club in this town features both nude dancers and booze. If you like enjoying pussy and an adult beverage at the same time, you’ll love Palomino.
And Palomino’s stage show is something special. Sit on the rail and watch the girls undress each other and fly around the stripper poles, then see what kind of heart-stopping close-up attention you get for a few dollars in tips.
Private booth dances start at $100 for 3 songs, with no extra bar tab. That’s a steal. Drafts are only $6 and domestics are $8, even for out-of-state guests. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our Palomino Club review for more info and deals for groups and solo guys.
Check out our pics of the scrumptious Renee, a TVO Dancer of the Month from Palomino Club, to get an idea of the babe quality here. Note: This club starts to get crowded after about 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so plan to go a little early or get a package at the club website to get a good reserved table. Palomino is also a top pick if you’re looking for the best Vegas strip club for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
It’s Costume Night at Little Darlings
♦ Friday and Saturday nights are “Theme Nights” at Little Darlings Las Vegas, which means from 11 pm till 2 am, the club’s dancers come on stage in costumes and strip down to their platform heels. If, like me, you always wanted to see Supergirl and Catwoman taking it all off, this is the Vegas strip club for you.
Little Darlings is also the only strip club in Las Vegas where every $20 lap dance is fully nude and takes place in a private booth. If you like naked 18-year-old girls, check this place out. Imagine a college cheerleading squad stripping their way out of their bikinis.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the better locals’ deal simply by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You can also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Get Athena Palomino in Your Lap at Sapphire’s Friday Night Lap Dance Orgy
♦ Tonight (Fri, June 15), topless Sapphire Vegas is featuring Athena Palomino, a blonde bombshell with luscious natural curves who’s just starting out in porn. She will be doing her first stage set at 11:30 pm, right in the midst of Sapphire’s Friday night lap dance orgy with 400+ stacked and slender 9s and 10s. Pro tip: Bring a lot of twenties. You will want to sample them all.
When Athena’s not on stage, she’ll be available for up-close-and physical private shows. See Two of Porn’s Hottest Blondes at Sapphire for more info. If you’re interested in fooling around with Athena when she comes off stage, your best bet is to reserve a seat at her private tables with a 2-hour open bar for only $135.
If you prefer to play it by ear, get yourself a $65 solo package that includes free limo transport to the club, free entry with line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 booze voucher and a free shot, plus the royalty treatment at the most elegant strip club in Vegas. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.) Note: Without a package on a weekend night, it may be impossible to find a place to sit down.
Cover is $50 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003 (the reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar 21+
Drink Free at Deja Vu Vegas
♦ Drink free at Deja Vu Vegas every night, even on weekends, from 6 – 10 pm. That’s four hours of free domestics and wells tonight and every night of the week. You can also get FREE admission (a $45 savings) plus a voucher for another free drink for after the open bar ends if you arrive via the free club limo.
Deja Vu is known for its high-mileage lap dance scene and private bedroom shows starting at only $150 for 15 minutes, or about what the other Vegas strip clubs charge for the group VIP. Close the door behind you and be completely alone with the beautiful girl you’ve chosen to entertain you. Each private bedroom is furnished with your choice of full-sized bed or comfy sofa.
Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to get free admission and a free drink. Otherwise, admission is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-staters, or $45 if you arrive by cab, Uber, or commercial limo — so don’t take a cab! Or check out the club’s VIP party packages for groups & couples. Topless, full bar, 21+
Free Admission at Sapphire’s Topless Pool & Dayclub
Now Fully Topless, No Pasties Required!
♦ Sapphire’s topless pool has free admission today (unless you arrive by cab, in which case admission is $20). This is the best of the Vegas topless party pools for guys actually hoping to encounter a great selection of bare breasts because the club chums the waters with its own beautiful topless dancers. They’re the knockouts wearing pink wristbands with their teeny bikinis, and they are available for private topless fun in the club’s VIP.
The pool bartenders and go-go dancers go topless as well, and as the afternoon wears on and the drink specials get downed, you’ll find the local girls start going topless as well.
Pool packages start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. I recommend a lounge chair near the transparent wading pool or fountain at either end of the pool for the best girl-watching action.
We’re in prime topless pool season in Vegas now, guys, when the girls stop sleeping on their tummies on lounge chairs and get into the pool to splash around. The only thing better than bare titties is bouncing glistening wet bare titties. Full bar, 21+
World Cup Viewing Parties at Crazy Horse III
♦ Crazy Horse III is currently the only Vegas strip club advertising World Cup viewing parties, probably because most of the games occur in the morning. Today’s games are at 5 am, 8 am and 11 am. Tomorrow’s games are at 3 am, 6 am and 9 am. World Cup games will be happening for the next month (through July 15). CH3 has a standard $50 package deal that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4). Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, June 16
Mia Lelani at Sapphire Tonight
♦ Tonight Sapphire features Mia Lelani, the memorable XXX Filipina star of Don’t Tell My Wife I Buttfucked Her Best Friend. Mia will both appear on stage starting around 11:30 pm and be available for one-on-one VIP shows between her stage sets. See Two of Porn’s Hottest Blondes at Sapphire for more info on Mia.
If you’re interested in getting some alone-time with Mia, I recommend reserving a seat at her private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for only $135. Other packages for fun with porn stars are also available through that link.
Or focus on Sapphire’s ocean of stacked lap dancers with a solo package starting at $65. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and full host service. Any package is worth it for the reserved VIP table alone because this club gets packed at peak hours and who wants to be at a lap dance orgy without a lap?
Cover is $50 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+ You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star feature calendar (updated weekly).
Porn Princess Athena Palomino Will Be Getting Wet at the Sapphire Pool
Now Fully Topless!
♦ If you missed seeing Athena Palomino at Sapphire last night, here’s your second chance to get some one-on-one fun with porn’s newest sensation, as she’ll be partying with her fans at the Sapphire Pool this afternoon (Saturday, noon – 6 pm). See Two of Porn’s Hottest Blondes at Sapphire for more info.
There’s no cover charge (unless you arrive by cab). You can party all afternoon with the club’s dancers (the topless babes wearing the pink wristbands) and even take them into the VIP for private fun. This is far and away the best pool party in Vegas because there are always lots of topless girls and the ones with pink wristbands are available for hands-on fun.
Pool package deals start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. Must be 21+
Sapphire’s Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s weekly Comedy Hour features different professional stand-up comics every Saturday night. Tonight’s show features Rob Sherwood and Chris Zee, plus extreme comic The Shocker, MonDre (the most badass magician in Vegas) and sexy burlesque honey, Kalani Kokonuts. If you’re trying to get your wife or girlfriend into one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs, this is the ticket. When the comedy show ends, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge. Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm.
General admission tonight is $40, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
It’s Nerdlesque Night at Artifice
♦ Nerdlesque is burlesque by, for and about nerds. If you like girls who wear glasses, you’ll like tonight’s television-themed show. The lineup includes Bunny Badlands, Fox Martin, Gina Geronimo, Innocence, loon a tik, and a duet from Dick Ginger and Mae Du Luc.
Show starts at 8 pm at Artifice. Cover $15. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge
♦ No details on performers for tonight’s show, but generally emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. Local amateurs revive the art of spinning tassled pasties after gowns-and-gloves striptease.
The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, June 17
Mia Lelani Hosts Sapphire’s Wild Sunday Pool Party
♦ Busty Filipina firecracker Mia Lelani will be hanging out at Sapphire’s topless pool today, teasing the crowd and making dreams come true for anyone she lures into the VIP room. See Two of Porn’s Hottest Blondes at Sapphire for more details.
The Sapphire pool (open noon-6 pm) is now fully topless — pasties are no longer required. No cover charge unless you arrive by cab. So don’t. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo if you need a ride.
This is the pool where Sapphire’s dancers come to dance, flirt, catch some rays and get buzzed. The Sapphire dancers all wear pink wristbands to indicate they’re available for invitations (by you) into Sapphire’s VIP.
Sunday Checkout Special at Sapphire Pool
On Sundays, Sapphire Pool also has a Check-Out Special for guests who are checking out of their hotel rooms today. If your flight home isn’t until late afternoon or evening, Sapphire will pick you up in their limo, bring you to their pool, store your luggage for the day, and drive you to the airport when it’s time for you to leave. It’s a great way to stretch your Vegas vacation.
Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve your ride, or book online at Sapphire’s pool website. A reserved lounge chair package for the day, with free admission, a line pass, free limo to the pool & to the airport later, plus a $50 drink credit, is $70. I recommend you arrive early for a lounge chair at either end of the pool, where the girl-watching is spectacular in the glass wading pool or fountain.
Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.