Friday, July 27
Palomino Club — Naked Girls & Liquor — What Could Be Better?
♦ If you’ve been suffering in the Vegas topless clubs from PDA (pussy deficiency anemia), get over to Palomino Club, the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and completely naked dancers.
Palomino gets packed on weekend nights with 100+ girls working the floor at peak hours. The best part is the dancers get naked both on stage and in the private VIP shows. No dancers anywhere put on a hotter stage show than the girls at Palomino. You’ll see beautiful babes flying around the stripper poles, hot girl-on-girl numbers, leg-spreading in-your-face floor work, and all of it 100% naked (with heels).
Drink prices here are always friendly for out-of-staters and locals alike with $6 drafts and $8 domestic bottles. High-mileage VIP dances start at three songs for $100 and take place in one-on-one completely private curtained booths with no extra bar tab. And Palomino’s private bedroom dances are the ultimate in strip club erotic.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our full Palomino Club review for more info and package deals for groups and solo guys.
Palomino starts to get crowded after 9:00 pm on Friday and Saturday nights and gets to standing-room only at peak weekend hours, so go early or get a package deal at the club website to lock in a good reserved table. Palomino’s great stage show and couples-friendly dancers make it one of the best Las Vegas strip club experiences for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Get Nina Elle’s Heavenly Body into Your Lap at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Vegas is featuring the voluptuous Nina Elle tonight. The star of Overworked Titties stage sets start at 11:30 pm and when she’s not on stage she’ll be available for one-on-one fun in the VIP. See Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Nina. If you’re looking for uninhibited, you’ve come to the right babe.
For first flirting rights with Nina, you can reserve a seat at her private tables — she’ll be looking for handsome guys with money when she’s not on stage. That package comes with a 2-hour open bar for $135.
If you’d rather play it by ear tonight with Sapphire’s 400+ stacked and slender lap dancers, then get the club’s $65 solo guest package. It includes free limo transport to the club, free admission with line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 booze voucher plus a free shot, and the royalty treatment at Vegas’ largest and most famous gentlemen’s club. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.) Warning: Without a package deal on a weekend night, you may have trouble finding a seat, leaving you at a lap dance orgy without a lap.
Cover is $50 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003 (the reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar 21+
Naked Young Girls at Little Darlings Vegas
♦ Friday and Saturday “Theme Nights” at Little Darlings Las Vegas are always among the best Vegas strip club parties in town. Theme Nights are dynamite striptease shows, in which the dancers start out as Catwoman and schoolgirls and wind up in only their platform heels.
There’s no alcohol here but that means the dancers only have to be 18 and they can get fully nude on stage and in the private shows. Customers, like the dancers, only have to be 18+ and that tends to make for an enthusiastic crowd.
Plus, every $20 lap dance at Little Darlings is fully nude and takes place in a private booth off the main floor — the only private $20 lap dances in Vegas. Little Darlings also boasts the best strip club VIP and private bedroom rates in Vegas. Nude private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
FREE Booze at Deja Vu Showgirls!
♦ A lot of guys go to topless clubs in this town and blow as much money on overpriced drinks as they do on dancers. It doesn’t have to be that way. Deja Vu Showgirls in Las Vegas has an open bar (domestics & wells) from 6 pm till 10 pm every night. This is for both locals and out-of-towners.
And while you’re saving money, why don’t you save on your cab fare and cover charge as well? If you arrive at Deja Vu via their free limo, you’ll get free admission and a voucher for another free drink for after the open bar ends. Spend your mad money on titty fun and let Deja Vu take care of the rest.
If you don’t arrive by the club’s free limo, the regular cover charge is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-state, or $45 if you take a cab, Uber, Lyft, or a casino house limo. So don’t waste your money on cab fare and admission. When you try one of the club’s famous high-mileage lap dances, you’ll be glad you’ve got extra cash in your wallet.
Deja Vu is a great low-hustle club for hanging out and flirting with the dancers while you drink for free. Take your time watching the stage show, then choose your favorite girl to have fun with in one of the private bedrooms (with a real door you can close behind you). Private bedroom prices start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas strip clubs charge for the group VIP. This is why I rate Deja Vu one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs on any budget.
Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out the club’s packages for groups and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sophie Dee at Scores
♦ On Friday and Saturday night (July 27-28), buxom porn queen Sophie Dee, who has been featured in more than 300 XXX flicks, will be featured at Scores Las Vegas starting at 11 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, July 28
Samantha Rone Joins the Lap Dance Orgy at Sapphire Tonight
♦ Samantha Rone, porn’s most adorable sweetheart and star of the aptly-named XXX blockbuster 2 Cute 4 Porn, will be the feature babe tonight, Saturday, July 28, at Sapphire, Las Vegas’ largest gentlemen’s club. See Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Samantha.
If Samantha is the type of girl you fantasize about spending some alone time with, consider reserving a seat at Samantha’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. This is where she’ll be hanging out between stage sets, as she looks for guys who want to play with her in Sapphire’s VIP or private Skyboxes. Sapphire’s porn star packages are available on the club website (or call 702-869-0003).
With 400+ stacked 9s and 10s in Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, at the very least you should get a $65 solo package that comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. Then you can sit back with a drink and let the bare titties come to you. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link, all of which include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service. (Always get a reserved seat at Sapphire on weekends because this club gets packed at peak hours.)
Cover is $50 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+ You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features into Labor Day weekend (updated continually). Topless, full bar, 21+
Nina Elle Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party with August Taylor
Now Fully Topless!
♦ If you missed getting Nina Elle into a VIP room last night, this afternoon she’ll be hanging out with another busty porn babe, August Taylor, at Sapphire’s topless pool (open noon – 6 pm). Both Nina and August will be available for one-on-one VIP dances. See Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Nina Elle.
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club has no cover charge (unless you arrive by cab, then it’s $20). So, spend your afternoon having pool fun with Sapphire’s dancers (the topless babes wearing pink wristbands) and you can even take them into Sapphire’s VIP room (through a secret back entrance) for private hands-on fun. Absolutely the best pool party in Vegas because it’s the only one in Vegas with a guaranteed world-class collection of bare titties to view.
Pool & Day Club packages start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. Must be 21+
Sapphire’s Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Comedy Hour is a best way I know to get your wife or girlfriend into one of Vegas’ most celebrated strip clubs. When the comedy show ends, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) at no extra charge.
Different professional stand-up comics appear every Saturday night, plus magicians and burlesque performers between the comics. Tonight’s lineup includes Donnie Johnson headlining, plus David Lee, Alycia Cooper and extreme comic The Shocker. Super suave magician MonDre and burlesque beauty Kalani Kokonuts round out the entertainment, hosted tonight by Diaz Mackie.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission tonight is $40, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Last Night for Sophie Dee at Scores
♦ Tonight, Saturday, July 28, buxom Sophie Dee will be featured on stage at Scores Las Vegas starting at 11 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Ridiculesque at the Artifice Bar
♦ It’s Ridiculesque Night at the Artifice Bar and tonight is the 99¢ Challenge. All performers must put together their entire costume and props from items purchased at the 99¢ Store. Performers include: Mitzy Mayhem, D.D. Darlin’, Penni Piper, Betty Noire, Fox Martin and La Rosa Muerta.
Show starts at 8 pm at the Artifice Bar. Cover $15. Think local amateurs reviving the traditional art of striptease — with a 99¢ twist. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, July 29
Samantha Rone Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party
♦ If you took Samantha Rone into Sapphire’s VIP room ten times last night and you still want more, porn’s sweetheart will be flirting in a thong at Sapphire’s topless pool party today as she attempts to seduce more guys into Sapphire’s VIP. See Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Samantha Rone.
BIG NEWS: Female pool guests are no longer required to wear pasties. (Did someone actually realize that nipples are prettier than pasties?) Whatever, Sapphire’s dancers come to party, flirt, get buzzed, and flaunt their nipples here every weekend. They’re the girls wearing pink wristbands so you know they’re available for extra fun in the VIP room.
The pool is open from noon to 6 pm with no cover charge unless you arrive by cab (then it’s $20). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo if you don’t have wheels. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday Checkout Special at Sapphire Pool
Sapphire’s Sunday Check-Out Special is great for guests who are checking out of their hotels today. If your flight home isn’t until later in the day or evening, Sapphire’s limo will pick you up, bring you to the pool, store your luggage for the day, and then take you to the airport in time for your flight. Best way I know to stretch your vacation with memories of world-class titties in the sunshine.
Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve your ride, or book online at Sapphire’s pool website. A reserved lounge chair package for the day, with free admission, a line pass, free limo to the pool & to the airport later, plus a $50 drink credit, is $70. I recommend you arrive early for a lounge chair at either end of the pool, where the girl-watching is spectacular in the glass wading pool or fountain.
Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sinful Sunday Burlesque at Sand Dollar
♦ It’s Sinful Sunday at the Sand Dollar Lounge featuring local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease with some neo-burlesque crazies mixed in as well. The Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. Show 11 pm. No cover. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.