Friday, August 10
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls, ‘Nuff Said . . .
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and dancers who take it all off. The stage show here is wilder and sexier than anything you”ll see in a Vegas topless club. There must be something about ditching the g-string that makes dancers get wild and give the guys on the rail way more than their money’s worth. Bring a bunch of dollar bills and have a ball.
On weekends, Palomino gets to standing room only with 100+ girls working the floor at peak hours. Dancers here only have to be 18+ and they all get naked on stage and in the private VIP shows. High-mileage VIP dances in private curtained booths start at three songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. Palomino’s private bedroom dances are for true connoisseurs of erotic entertainment.
With $6 drafts and $8 domestic bottles for locals and out-of-staters alike, drink prices here are also friendlier than most of Vegas’ topless clubs. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.
Palomino’s sizzling stage show and dancers that are couples-friendly make it one of the best Vegas strip club experiences for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Watch the Raiders with FREE Booze at Deja Vu Vegas!
♦ The Raiders first preseason game is tonight at 7:30 pm vs the Detroit Lions. Watch the game at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas with an open bar (domestics & wells) from 6 pm till 10 pm for both locals and out-of-towners. Drink free, watch the game, and flirt with the girls for a couple hours while you take your time choosing a favorite for some high-mileage lap dances or fun in one of the club’s private bedrooms (with a real door you can close behind you). Private bedroom prices start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.
In addition to drinking for free, you can also save on your cab fare and cover charge by arriving at Deja Vu via their free limo, which automatically gets you free admission and a voucher for another free drink when the open bar ends. If you do it right, Deja Vu Showgirls is always one of the best Vegas strip club deals.
If you don’t arrive by the club’s free limo, the cover charge is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-state, or $45 if you take a cab or Uber, etc.
Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out Deja Vu’s packages for groups & couples. Topless, full bar, 21+
Brett Rossi Gets Revenge on Charlie Sheen at Sapphire
♦ Charlie Sheen’s ex-fiancée, Brett Rossi, who also happens to be a kinky porn star who’s appeared in such memorable classics as Bondage Tongue Bath, will be the featured performer at Sapphire Vegas tonight.
The busty star of Nice Shoes … Wanna Fuck? will start her stage performances around 11:30 pm, and when she’s not on stage she’ll be on the hunt for guys who want some one-on-one hands-on fun in Sapphire’s VIP or a luxury Skybox. See Kinky Porn Babes Return to Sapphire for more about Brett Rossi.
For first flirting rights with Brett, you can reserve a seat at her private tables with a two-hour open bar for $135. This is where she’ll be hanging out when she comes off stage.
If you don’t want to commit to Brett, then get a $65 solo package and plan to devote yourself to fooling around with Sapphire’s 400+ stacked and slender lap dancers. That includes a $50 booze voucher plus a free shot, and like all Sapphire packages includes free limo transport to the club, free admission with line pass, a reserved VIP seat, and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ premier topless clubs. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.) Without a package deal on a weekend night, you may have trouble finding a seat. Don’t get stuck at a lap dance orgy without a lap!
Cover is $50 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003 (the reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar 21+
Cheetahs Screens Raiders’ PreSeason Game in New “Godfather’s Lounge”
♦ Cheetahs is opening its “Godfather’s Lounge” tonight, a sports bar that will be screening the Raiders first preseason game, hosted by former Raider defensive back, Mike Davis. Topless, full bar 21+
Burlesque at Baobab
♦ The Baobab Stage has its monthly burlesque bash tonight, with locals reviving the art of traditional striptease. The Baobab Stage Theatre is located at 6587 Las Vegas Blvd S (in Town Square across from the Yardhouse). Doors 8 pm, show 9 pm. Tickets are $25 at the door. Full bar 21+
Saturday, August 11
Little Darlings Vegas Striptease Night
♦ It’s Theme Night at Little Darlings Vegas, a nude club, and that means we get to see some real striptease. From 11 pm till 2 am, Little Darlings’ dancers — a lot of 18- and 19-year-old cuties — start their stage sets in costumes and finish their stage sets wearing nothing but a smile and their platform fuck-me shoes.
No alcohol is served at Little D’s, so customers only have to be 18+, and it’s a younger, wilder crowd than in the topless joints — always a great party on the weekends.
Little Darlings is also the only strip club in Vegas where $20 lap dances take place in private booths off the main floor and are performed fully nude. Plus, nude private bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes, which means this club has the best strip club VIP rates in Vegas.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Lap Dance Orgy at Sapphire with Adriana Chechik
♦ Sapphire‘s Saturday night lap dance orgy will feature the smokin’ hot porn babe Adriana Chechik with Sapphire’s 400+ topless babes. Adriana has appeared in more than 200 XXX flicks, including some of the wildest and craziest ever made. She even won an AVN award for “Most Outrageous Sex Scene” for her over-the-top performance in Gang Bang Me. Going into one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms with this girl is for the brave among you. See Kinky Porn Babes Return to Sapphire for more about Adriana.
If Adriana is your type, then consider reserving a seat at her private tables, where she’ll be hanging out between her stage sets, for $135 (includes a two-hour open bar). That’s where she will be looking for guys who want to get up-close-and-physical with her in Sapphire’s VIP or a private Sapphire Skybox. Other porn star packages are available on the Sapphire website (or call 702-869-0003).
Sapphire’s world-famous all-night lap dance bacchanal is something you want to experience at least once in your lifetime. Get a $65 solo guy package that comes with a $50 drink voucher and a free shot and, within a very short time, you’ll be an expert at helping girls take their bras off. You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that same link, all of which include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Las Vegas host service. (Always get a reserved seat at Sapphire on weekends because this club gets packed at peak hours.)
Regular cover charge is $50 for out-of-towners, but you can get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar 21+ You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features through Labor Day weekend. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party with Brett Rossi
Now Fully Topless!
♦ If you missed getting Brett Rossi into your lap at Sapphire last night, you’ll be pleased to know she’ll be hosting the afternoon bash at Sapphire’s topless party pool today (open noon – 6 pm).
Brett will be happy to show you the secret back way into Sapphire’s VIP room from the pool deck, so the two of you can relax in air-conditioned comfort and maybe have a little touchy-feely fun Vegas-style. See Kinky Porn Babes Return to Sapphire for more about Brett.
The Sapphire’s topless pool has no cover charge (unless you arrive by cab, in which case it’s $20). Sapphire’s dancers wear pink wristbands so you know which girls are available for fun in the VIP. This is the best topless pool party in Vegas because it’s the only one stocked with Sapphire’s dancers, all in the mood to party.
Pool & Day Club packages start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. Must be 21+
Sapphire’s Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is your smooth way to lure your wife or girlfriend into one of Vegas’ iconic strip clubs. When the comedy show ends, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) at no extra charge.
Professional stand-up comics appear every Saturday night with magicians and burlesque performers between the comics. Tonight’s lineup includes Donnie Johnson headlining, plus Grace Lusk and extreme comic The Shocker. Super suave magician MonDre and burlesque beauty Kalani Kokonuts round out the entertainment, hosted tonight by Diaz Mackie.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission tonight is $40, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
College Night at Crazy Horse III
♦ Crazy Horse 3 has a “Straight A’s and Double D’s” party tonight. If you’ve got a valid college ID, there’s a hosted open bar for you from 9 – 11:00 pm. The $50 package deal includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Babes Blacklight Party
♦ Babes is advertising a Blacklight Party with stripper body painting tonight. $2 off all neon cocktails. Babes is a locals club on the edge of Henderson. Topless, full bar, 21+
Majestik Burlesque at Elixir Lounge
♦ Majestik Burlesque, featuring D.D. Darlin’, Fox Martin, Sweetie Bird, Tricky Tatiana, La Rosa Muerta, Mitzy Mayhem and Neon, and emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour, will be at the Elixir Lounge tonight at 11 pm. No cover. The Elixir is located at 2920 N Green Valley Pkwy, Henderson. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, August 12
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party with Ariana Chechik
♦ If you didn’t get enough of Ariana Chechik when she was performing at Sapphire last night, she’s going to be making herself available to her fans again this afternoon at Sapphire’s topless pool as she attempts to seduce more guys into the club’s VIP room. See Kinky Porn Babes Return to Sapphire for more about Ariana.
This is where Sapphire’s dancers come to party, flirt, get buzzed, and get sunshine on their titties. They’re the girls wearing pink wristbands so you know they’re available for fun and snuggling in the VIP room.
The pool is open from noon to 6 pm with no cover charge unless you arrive by cab (then it’s $20). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo if you need a ride (or just want to save $20). Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday Checkout Special at Sapphire Pool
Sapphire’s Sunday Check-Out Special is great for guests who are checking out of their hotels today. If your flight home isn’t until later in the day or evening, Sapphire’s limo will pick you up, bring you to the pool, store your luggage for the day, and then take you to the airport in time for your flight. It’s the best way I know to stretch your vacation with memories of world-class titties in the sunshine.
Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve your ride, or book online at Sapphire’s pool website. A reserved lounge chair package for the day, with free admission, a line pass, free limo to the pool & to the airport later, plus a $50 drink credit, is $70. I recommend you arrive early for a lounge chair at either end of the pool, where the girl-watching is spectacular in the glass wading pool or fountain.
Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ Burlesque Roulette is Vegas-style burlesque where the strippers spin a wheel to pick the music they’ll strip to. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional gowns-and-gloves striptease. Tonight’s show stars a magician (and winner of Penn and Teller’s Fool Us) Jo De Rijck, Adam Shame, D.D. Darlin’, Frenchy Mymy, and husband and wife duo Dick Ginger and Mae du Luc, emceed by Miranda Glamour.
Show starts at 8 pm. Cover $15. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.