Friday, August 17
Palomino Club — Full Bar & Fully Nude Girls
♦ Palomino Club Vegas is the only strip club in town with a full bar and gorgeous dancers who get completely naked not only on stage but in high-mileage private dances. Plus, the stage show here is the wildest in Vegas, with girls flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl acts, and generally giving the guys on the rail way more than their money’s worth.
That means on weekends, Palomino gets to standing room only with 100+ girls working the floor at peak hours. To get an idea of the dancer quality, see our photo galleries of Renee, or Scarlett, two recent dancers of the month from Palomino you will find dancing at the club most weekends. You can get any of these dancers alone for a VIP dance in a private-curtained booth or one of the club’s private bedrooms starting at three songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. Palomino’s private bedroom dances are the ultimate in erotic entertainment.
Drink prices are a deal here, with $6 drafts and $8 domestic bottles for locals and out-of-staters alike. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport by calling 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.
Palomino’s sexy stage show and couples-friendly dancers make it one of the best Vegas strip club dates for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
It’s Striptease Night at Little Darlings Vegas
♦ It’s Theme Night at nude club Little Darlings, and that means we get to see 18+-year-olds stripping out of Catwoman and naughty schoolgirl costumes. The striptease show runs from around 11 pm till 2 am, with Little Darlings dancers finishing their stage acts stripped down to their fuck-me shoes.
No booze is served at Little Darlings, so customers only have to be 18+ as well. That means a party crowd.
Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas where even $20 lap dances take place in private rooms and are fully nude. Plus, fully-nude, high-mileage private bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes, the best strip club private VIP rate in Vegas.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Heather Vahn Heats Up the Night at Sapphire
♦ Sultry Native American/French/Hispanic porn star Heather Vahn will be gracing the stage and laps at Sapphire Vegas tonight. This is your chance to get alone and hands-on with the petite star of Strap-On Dream Team, Gabriella Fox Nude, and the immortal Naughty College School Girls 53 and her delicious all-natural boobs. See Porn Stars Storm the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Heather Vahn.
For first flirting privileges with Heather, I recommend you reserve a seat at her private tables with a two-hour open bar for $135. This is where she’ll be hanging out and partying when she comes off stage.
Or get a $65 solo package and dive into Sapphire’s ocean of 400+ stacked and slender lap dancers. That package includes a $50 booze voucher plus a free shot, and like all Sapphire packages includes free limo transport to the club, free admission with line pass, a reserved VIP seat, and the royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ ultimate strip clubs. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.) Note: Without a package on a weekend night, you may have trouble finding a seat.
Cover is $50 for out-of-towners, or get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003 (the reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar 21+
Saturday, August 18
Bridgette B Heads Up Sapphire’s Lap Dance Bacchanal
♦ Sapphire‘s Saturday night lap dance orgy will feature the smokin’ hot blonde porn bombshell Bridgette B with Sapphire’s 400+ topless 9s and 10s. Bridgette has appeared in such critically-acclaimed porn flicks as Passion of a Stallion and the unforgettable Locker Room Romp. See Porn Stars Storm the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Bridgette B.
If big titty blondes are your thing, then consider reserving a seat at Bridgette’s private tables, where she’ll be partying with her guests between stage performances, for $135 (includes a two-hour open bar). That’s where she will be looking for guys who want to get up-close-and-physical with her in Sapphire’s VIP or a private Sapphire Skybox. Other porn star packages are available on the Sapphire website (or call 702-869-0003).
Or enjoy the stage show and focus on Sapphire’s world-famous all-night lap dance orgy with a $65 solo guy package (comes with a $50 drink voucher and a free shot). You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages through that link, all of which include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service. (We recommend a reserved seat at Sapphire on weekends because this club gets packed at peak hours.)
Regular cover charge is $50 for out-of-towners, but you can get free admission by calling Sapphire for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. (Ask for one of their Teslas.) You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features (updated weekly). Topless, full bar, 21+
Get Wet with Heather Vahn at Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party
♦ If you missed getting Heather Vahn into your lap at Sapphire last night, she’ll be hosting Sapphire’s topless party pool today (open noon – 6 pm).
Heather will be happy to show you the secret entrance to Sapphire’s VIP room from the pool, so the two of you can relax in air-conditioned comfort and maybe have a little touchy-feely fun Vegas-style. See Porn Stars Storm the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Heather Vahn.
Sapphire’s topless pool has no cover charge (unless you arrive by cab, in which case it’s $20). This is the best topless pool party in Vegas because it’s the only one stocked with Sapphire’s dancers, all in the mood to party. Sapphire’s dancers wear pink wristbands so you know which girls are available for fun in the VIP.
Pool packages start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or call 702-869-0003 to make your reservations. Must be 21+
Sapphire’s Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a smooth way to get your wife or girlfriend into one of Vegas’ top topless clubs. When the comedy show ends, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) at no extra charge.
Professional stand-up comics appear every Saturday night with magicians and burlesque performers between the comics. Tonight’s lineup includes Vince Royale headlining, plus Matt Salt and extreme comic The Shocker. Super suave magician MonDre and burlesque beauty Kalani Kokonuts round out the entertainment.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission tonight is $40, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Porn Babe Brittany Andrews at Crazy Horse III
♦ Crazy Horse 3 is featuring porn star Brittany Andrews on stage tonight. The $50 package deal includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Three Porn Stars on Stage at Hustler Club
♦ At the Hustler Club Vegas tonight, porn stars Reya Sunshine, Angela Sommers and Jayden Cole will be performing stage shows starting at 11:00 pm. $50 cover for out-of-state. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sophia’s Bikini Car Wash and Classic Car Show
♦ Sophia’s is advertising a Bikini Car Wash from 1:00 – 4:00 pm, followed by a Classic Car Show with raffle prizes, vendor booths, trophies and food from 5:00 – 8:00 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
Toga Party at Babes
♦ Babes is advertising a Toga Party tonight with $10 cups of Jungle Juice and 2-for-1 draft beers and a best toga contest. Babes is a locals club on the edge of Henderson. Topless, full bar, 21+
Nerdlesque at Artifice
♦ It’s Pop Icons Night as Nerdlesque takes over the Artifice Bar. Nerdlesque is geeky girls who wear glasses taking off their clothes off in public. Tonight’s features include D.D Darlin’, Lolita Haze, Mae du Luc, The Sweet Siren, Pistol Holliday and Mister Twister Maximus Sinsation.
Show starts at 8 pm at the Artifice bar. Cover $15. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional pasties and tassles striptease. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge
♦ Tonight’s performers include DeMarcus Montrese, Gaia Moon, IllyRose, Pistol Holliday, and Sean Craig Stuart. Hosted by Miss Miranda Glamour.
The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, August 19
Miss Exotic United States and Pole Champion 2018 at Deja Vu Vegas!
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is hosting two big competitions tonight! The Miss Exotic United States pageant and the Pole Champion 2018 competition will feature the winners from regional competitions that have been taking place all over the U.S. for the past year. This is a rare opportunity to see the cream of the U.S. stripper crop performing on one stage at Deja Vu.
The competitions start shortly after 9 pm and you can expect a big crowd for these events, so plan to get to the club early. Deja Vu will be offering its usual open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 to 10 pm so you can get your buzz going before the show begins.
Deja Vu is one of my favorite clubs for enjoying a free drink and flirting with the dancers for a couple hours before choosing a favorite for some fun in one of the club’s private bedrooms (with a real door you can close behind you). Private bedroom prices start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. This is one of the highest-mileage clubs in Las Vegas, starting with every $20 lap dance.
In addition to drinking for free, you can also save on your cab fare and cover charge by arriving at Deja Vu via their free limo, which automatically gets you free admission and a voucher for another free drink when the open bar ends. If you don’t arrive by the club’s free limo, the cover charge is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-state, or $45 if you take a cab or Uber, etc. (so don’t!).
Call for the club’s free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out Deja Vu’s VIP packages for groups & couples. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party with Bridgette B
♦ If you missed Bridgette B last night at Sapphire, Sapphire’s topless pool is providing another chance to get close to her this afternoon as she attempts to seduce more guys into the club’s VIP room. See Porn Stars Storm the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Bridgette B.
Sapphire’s topless pool is where Sapphire’s dancers come to party, flirt, get sloshed, and get those all-important line-free tans. They’re the girls wearing pink wristbands so you know they’re also available for topless snuggling in Sapphire’s VIP.
The pool is open from noon to 6 pm with no cover charge unless you arrive by cab (then it’s $20). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday Checkout Special at Sapphire Pool
Sapphire’s Sunday Check-Out Special is great for guests who are checking out of their hotels today. If your flight home isn’t until later in the day or evening, Sapphire’s limo will pick you up, bring you to the pool, store your luggage for the day, and then take you to the airport in time for your flight. It’s the best way I know to stretch your vacation with memories of glistening wet world-class titties.
Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve your ride, or book online at Sapphire’s pool website. A reserved lounge chair package for the day, with free admission, a line pass, free limo to the pool & to the airport later, plus a $50 drink credit, is $70. I recommend you arrive early for a lounge chair at either end of the pool, where the girl-watching is spectacular in the glass wading pool or fountain.
Comedy at Centerfolds Cabaret
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret has a free standup comedy show every Sunday afternoon from 5 – 6 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+
I Spy Burlesque/Bingo at Phoenix Bar & Lounge
♦ “I Spy” burlesque is a combination of amateur burlesque and bingo. You mark your bingo card according to what the babes take off. Win prizes! No cover. Cards and daubers are available for purchase. Show starts at 8 pm.
The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.