Friday, September 7
Full Bar and Fully Nude Dancers at Palomino Club
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
♦ Palomino Club Las Vegas is the only strip club in town with a full bar and fully-nude dancers. If you like naked girls and you like to consume adult beverages, this is the place. Dancers here also get naked in private dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths or private bedrooms, starting at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.
Dancers here only have to 18+ and on weekends you will see 130+ of the hottest bodies in Vegas strutting their stuff on stage and trying to tempt you into a one-on-one private encounter. To get an idea of the dancer quality here, check out our photo galleries of Renee and Lily, Palomino dancers who perform at the club most weekends.
The stage show at Palomino is beyond any show you’ll ever see in the topless clubs, over-the-top even by Las Vegas standards. Think beautiful naked girls flying around the stripper poles, girl-on-girl shows and in-your-face floor work driving the guys on the rail crazy.
Drafts are just $6 and domestic beers are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. There’s free round-trip limo transport for groups of two or more. Just call 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.
Palomino is couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend to one of the best gentlemen’s clubs in Las Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Moxxxie Sable – Stripper with 3 Boobs! – at Little Darlings Vegas
♦ Moxxxie Sable is the only feature dancer in the world with three breasts and she’ll be nude on stage at Little Darlings Las Vegas on both Friday and Saturday nights (Sept 7-8), with two shows each night starting at 11 pm. See Sex Superstars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Moxxxie Sable.
Every Friday and Saturday night at Little D’s is also Theme Night, which means from 11 pm to 2 am Little Darlings’ dancers start out in costumes and don’t exit the stage until they’ve stripped down to their birthday suits. If you’ve ever wanted to watch Catwoman get naked, tonight’s the night at Little Darlings. There’s no alcohol served, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+.
This is the only strip club in Vegas where the $20 lap dances take place fully nude and in private rooms away from the main floor. Nude, high-mileage private bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes, the best deal you’ll find on private VIP room dances in Vegas.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Porn Megastar Alexis Texas at Sapphire
♦ Porn legend Alexis Texas, widely considered the finest derrière in porn, wants to get up-close and comfy with you tonight at Sapphire. Alexis will start her stage sets at 11:30, and when she comes off stage, she’ll be looking for guys brave enough for a one-on-one with her in Sapphire’s VIP or a luxury Skybox. See Sex Superstars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Alexis Texas.
If you’re an Alexis Texas fan, for $135 you can reserve a seat at her private tables (where she’ll be partying with her fans when she comes off stage). That $135 includes a 2-hour open bar.
You can also purchase a $65 solo package (with a $50 booze voucher plus a free shot) and just have a hands-on ball with Sapphire’s 400+ stacked and uninhibited lap dancers. You’ll also find group, couple, and bottle packages available through that link. All of the package deals include free limo transport to the club, free admission with line pass, a reserved VIP seat, and the TLC treatment at one of Vegas’ ultimate strip clubs. Note: Without a package on a weekend night, you may have difficulty finding a seat.
For out-of-towners, cover is $50, but you can get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003. (The reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, September 8
UFC 228 Screening Party at Deja Vu Vegas
Esme Dances at Deja Vu Vegas
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas will be screening UFC 228 with a 4-hour open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 pm to 10 pm. This is the best UFC fight party in Vegas. In addition to four hours of free booze during the battles, you’ll also get free admission (a $45 value) plus a voucher for another free drink for when the open bar ends as long as you arrive by the club’s free limo.
So, start your UFC night by getting your buzz on for free while you squander your mad money on high-mileage lap dances, not high-priced liquor.
While many Vegas topless clubs make you feel like they’re trying to skin you on drink costs, Deja Vu is all about the hot babes. Take your time flirting with the dancers while you enjoy the fights, then pick your favorite for some fun in one of the club’s one-on-one bedrooms (with a real door you can close for privacy). Private bedroom rates start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. This is one of the best strip club values in Las Vegas.
If you don’t arrive by the club’s free limo, the cover charge is $10 for locals, $20 for out-of-state, or $45 if you take a cab or Uber, etc. (so don’t take a cab!).
Call for the free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out Deja Vu’s VIP packages. Topless, full bar, 21+
Treasures — Play with Hot Babes in the Lap of Luxury
♦ Treasures Las Vegas looks more like a millionaire’s mansion than a strip club. It’s the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with its own steakhouse, which makes it the club with the ultimate girlfriend experience. Invite one of the club’s gorgeous dancers to dine with you in the truly elegant restaurant before you take her upstairs (where the VIP rooms are located) so you can undress her for some hands-on after-dinner entertainment.
Treasures is a boutique gentlemen’s club, with the main show downstairs, another stage and bar upstairs with a half-dozen different VIP room options, and dark nooks and crannies throughout the club furnished with plush sofas and easy chairs for private snuggling with dancers.
You’ll find Treasures’ VIP dinner package (plus other package deals) at the club website. My advice is to take advantage of the free transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package deal. This luxury club doesn’t have to cost you a fortune if you do it right.
Whether or not you get a package, out-of-towners should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo. (Limos are in service after 7 pm until the wee hours of morning.) If you arrive via the club limo, you won’t have to pay the $50 admission charge. Plus the limo service is not only free but round-trip. When you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.
A good time to check out the club is during happy hour from 4 – 6 pm, when all domestics and wells are $1 each. Then from 6 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price. (Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings.) Topless, full bar, 21+
Jessica Drake at Sapphire’s Lap Dance Orgy
♦ Sapphire has another porn legend on hand tonight for the Saturday lap dance orgy — Jessica Drake, the award-winning star of hundreds of porn flicks who’s now on a mission to get up-close-and-physical with her fans. Jessica will start her stage sets around 11:30 pm, and when not on stage, she’ll be on the hunt for guys to fool around with in Sapphire’s VIP or luxurious private Skyboxes.
For first crack at getting alone with Jessica, I’d advise you to reserve a seat at her private tables, where she’ll be hanging out when she’s not on stage. The $135 reservation at Jessica’s tables comes with a two-hour open bar. Find this and other porn star packages on Sapphire’s website here (or call 702-869-0003). See Sex Superstars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Jessica Drake.
If it’s really the all-night lap dance orgy you’re interested in, go for Sapphire’s $65 solo guy deal and bring a bunch of twenties. See how many of the club’s 400+ lap dancers you can get into your lap before sunrise. The solo package comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.) All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and top-of-the-line host service. You will want a package deal at Sapphire on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours and without a package you may not find a place to sit down. Do you really want to be at a lap dance orgy with no lap?
Cover charge is $50 for out-of-towners, but you can get free admission by calling the club for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. (Ask if one of their Teslas is available.)
You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar (updated weekly). Topless, full bar, 21+
Last Night for Moxxxie Sable at Little Darlings
♦ If you missed the girl with three tits last night, Little Darlings is giving you a second chance to see the girl who has more difficulties shopping for bras than any other woman on the planet. See Sex Superstars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Moxxxie Sable.
It’s another Theme Night tonight, so you get to see all the Little Darlings darlings do crazy striptease numbers from their Halloween outfits a month early.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Alexis Texas at Sapphire’s Topless Pool
Now Fully Topless
No Pasties Required!
♦ Sapphire’s topless pool will be hosted by Alexis Texas this afternoon (noon – 6 pm), so if you missed getting her fine derrière into your lap in the club last night, you get another shot at her today. She will be looking for dudes who want to fool around in private with her.
Call 702-869-0003 to make your reservation and let Alexis Texas tempt you through the secret back entrance from the pool deck to Sapphire’s VIP room, where you can kick back in air-conditioned luxury with one of porn’s most uninhibited stars. See Sex Superstars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Alexis Texas.
There’s zero admission charge for entry to the pool area (provided you don’t arrive by cab, in which case it’s $20). This is Las Vegas’ premier topless pool because it’s the only one that comes stocked with Sapphire’s stacked and gorgeous dancers. Just look for the girls wearing pink wristbands (there are lots of them!), because they’re the ones available for guys who want fun in the VIP.
Pool package deals start at $70 for free limo service to the pool, free admission, a line pass, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and a $50 beverage credit. Or make your reservations by calling 702-869-0003. Must be 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the smart way to get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas topless club. The Sapphire Comedy Hour was voted best comedy show in Vegas by the Review-Journal in 2017. This is a really funny, semi-outrageous show that ends between 9:00 and 9:30, when you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge.
Different stand-up comics perform adult material, with magicians and burlesque performers sandwiched between the comics. Tonight you’ll see headliner comedian Diaz Mackie, feature comedian Shannon DaQueen Butler, extreme comedian The Shocker, and the burlesque stylings of the beautiful Kalani Kokonuts! Hosted by comedian Donnie Johnson.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission is $40, or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show. A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available. (This is the best Mexican food in Vegas.) Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Daizha Morgann’s Birthday Party at Crazy Horse 3
♦ Porn star Daizha Morgann will be celebrating her birthday at Crazy Horse 3 tonight. The $50 package includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 228
♦ Crazy Horse 3 has a $50 package that includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Look for $20 domestic buckets (4) and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Hustler Club is also screening UFC 228 with an open bar until 8 pm. Expect $50 admission for those who arrive by cab, or $40 if you arrive by the club limo (you get two drinks with that). Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday, September 9
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party with Jessica Drake
♦ If you missed the delectably naughty Jessica Drake last night at Sapphire, Sapphire’s topless pool is handing you another opportunity this afternoon (noon – 6 pm). Jessica will know how to get into the club’s VIP room through a secret back entrance from the pool. See Sex Superstars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Jessica Drake.
Sapphire’s dancers hang out at this pool on weekends to party, flirt, and get their afternoon buzz on. But luckily for us guys, while the girls are partying, they’re still up for making a few extra bucks by entertaining guests (like you!) in the VIP room. Just look for the topless girls wearing pink wristbands.
There’s no cover charge unless you arrive by cab (then it’s $20). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo and free admission. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday Checkout Special at Sapphire Pool
Sapphire has a “Sunday Check-Out Special” that’s perfect for out-of-towners who are checking out of their hotels today. If your flight home isn’t until later in the day or evening, Sapphire’s limo will pick you up at your hotel, bring you to the pool, store your luggage for the day, and then take you to the airport in time for your flight. So stretch your Vegas vacation with some pretty titties in the sunshine!
Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your ride, or book online at the Pool & Day Club website here. A reserved lounge chair package for the day, with free admission, a line pass, free limo to the pool & to the airport later, plus a $50 drink credit, is $70. Best pool deal in Vegas! I recommend you arrive early for a lounge chair at either end of the pool, where the girl-watching is spectacular in the glass wading pool or fountain.
“The Old Stripper” Documentary at Century Orleans
♦ “The Old Stripper” is a documentary film premiering at the Century Theaters, inside the Orleans Casino, this Sunday, Sept 9, at noon. There will be one showing only. The film is about a burlesque legend who takes a cross country road trip to visit her old burlesque dancing cities. If this interests you, tix are $15 at the Century Theater box office.
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ It’s Burlesque Roulette Night at the Artifice Bar. That means the girls will be spinning a wheel to choose the music they’ll strip to. Funny show. Whoever picks the music selections is a sadist.
Show starts at 8 pm at the Artifice bar. Cover $15. Miranda Glamour emcees performances by Amaretto Sour, DeeDee Cupcake, IllyRose, Pistol Holliday and Sean Craig Stuart. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease with a Vegas gambling twist. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
