Friday, September 14
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls, My Kind of Place
♦ There’s only one Palomino Club in Las Vegas. This is the Vegas strip club that was chosen by Playboy for its reality TV show The King of Clubs. It’s the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude, both on stage and in the private VIP rooms.
Nude private dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. Because of the full bar, customers must be 21+, but dancers only have to 18+.
On weekends you will see 100+ of the hottest young bods in Vegas getting down and dirty on stage, then trying to seduce you into an up-close-and-physical VIP dance. Check out our photo galleries of Palomino dancers Valentina, Renee, and TVO’s new Dancer of the Month, Ashley, to get a feel for the Victoria’s Secret quality of the dancers.
With drafts at $6 and domestic beers at $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike, Palomino is always on our list of best Vegas strip clubs on a budget.
There’s free round-trip limo transport for groups of two or more. Just call 702-642-2984. Or check out Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.
Palomino is couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend to one of the best strip clubs in Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Real Striptease at Little Darlings Vegas
♦ The neo-burlesque movement may be trying to bring back the art of striptease, but the sizzling cuties at Little Darlings Las Vegas demonstrate every Friday and Saturday night that real striptease is alive and kicking and way beyond anything those strippers from days gone by ever dreamed of.
“Theme Night” at Little D’s means from 11 pm to 2 am Little Darlings’ dancers start out in costumes and strip down to their platform heels. Want to see Wonder Woman in the buff? Come to Theme Night at Little Darlings. Because there’s no alcohol served, dancers and customers only have to be 18+.
This is a young crowd and a party atmosphere. A lot of the dancers are fresh out of high school and they have fun on stage riling up the crowd.
Little Darlings is the only strip club in Vegas where the $20 lap dances take place fully nude and in private rooms away from the main floor. Nude, high-mileage private bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes, the best deal you’ll find on private strip club VIP rooms in Vegas.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Porn Nymphette Pepper Hart at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire has a new porn star performing on Friday night — Pepper Hart. Pepper is a redhead who’s mostly appeared in XXX TV series like Teens Do Porn. She’ll start her stage sets at 11:30 pm and, even though she looks too young to be in the club, she will be ready, willing and able to dish out some one-on-one fun in Saphire’s VIP rooms when she’s not on stage. See Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Pepper Hart.
If you’re a Pepper Hart fan, for $135 you can reserve a seat at her private tables (where she’ll be hanging with her fans when she comes off stage). That $135 includes a 2-hour open bar.
There’s also a $65 solo guest package (with a $50 booze voucher plus a free shot) if you’re primarily interested in fooling around with Sapphire’s 400+ stacked and slender lap dancers. Other package deals for groups and couples are also available through that link. All packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission with line pass, a reserved VIP seat, and the full VIP treatment at Vegas’ most notorious lap dance orgy. Note: Get a package or you may not find a seat.
For out-of-towners, cover is $50, but you can get free admission by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003. (The reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar, 21+
Vicki Chase at Crazy Horse 3
♦ Porn star Vicki Chase will be performing at Crazy Horse 3 tonight. The $50 package includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink card. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, September 15
Fight Night in Luxury at Treasures
♦ It’s Mexican Independence Day weekend and boxing fans are excited about the Big Fight tonight. The fight promoters have restricted the sports bars and strip clubs from advertising screening parties, but they can’t stop them from screening the fights via PayPerView. So the clubs that typically screen PayPerView events will be screening this fight.
Treasures Las Vegas is a fun place to go for fight parties because of their excellent free buffet of tailgate-style food. In the past, these fight-party buffets have included such items as hot dogs, pasta, pizza, subs, potato salad, mac & cheese, chips & salsa, etc. Domestics and wells are $1 each from 4 – 6 pm. All drinks are half-price from 6 – 8 pm. Cover charge tonight is $50 for out-of-towners; $30 for locals with NV ID. Check out Treasures VIP package deals on their website here.
This club looks more like a multi-millionaire’s mansion than a strip joint. It’s a great place to spoil yourself in a plush sofa or easy chair with a stacked girl draped over you for high-mileage fun. Plus, no other gentlemen’s club in Vegas has its own steakhouse, which makes Treasures the best club for experiencing the ultimate girlfriend experience. Just invite one of the club’s gorgeous dancers to dine with you before you take her upstairs to the VIP rooms where you can undress her for some after-dinner entertainment.
You’ll find Treasures’ VIP dinner package (plus other package deals) at the club website. My advice is to take advantage of the free transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with a package deal.
Whether or not you get a package, out-of-towners should call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. When you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.
Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Fight Night at Deja Vu Vegas
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls in Vegas is always a good bet for PPV sports events. This club should be packed and lots of high-mileage lap dancers will be looking for laps.
Take your time flirting with the club’s dancers, then pick your favorite girl for some one-on-one fun in one of the club’s cozy bedrooms (with a real door you can close for privacy). Private bedroom rates start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.
The best admissions deal for the fights will likely be early, when I’m expecting admission to be around $50. As the club fills up, admission may go to $100 or much more.
Call for the free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out Deja Vu’s VIP packages. Topless, full bar, 21+
Fight Night with the Champs at Sapphire’s Plus Penthouse Pet Emily Addison
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas in conjunction with the Nevada Boxing Hall of Fame has a slew of legendary fighters, including Leon Spinks, Zab Judah, David Benavidez, Jose Benavidez, Richard Steele, Mike McCallum and Joel Casamayor gathered to mingle with fans. If you’re a boxing fan, you’ll enjoy this.
Sapphire has a general admission fight package tonight for $30 if you arrive before 7 pm, or $65 if you arrive after 7 pm that includes free limo transport to the club, free admission, a free buffet and general admission seating in the club’s main room. (*PRICING SUBJECT TO CHANGE DAY OF EVENT, so call 702-869-0003 and reserve a package to lock in the price.) This event could sell out.
Sapphire is also offering a $125 VIP package that includes free limo transport to the club, free admission, a free buffet and VIP seating in the club’s Showroom, which features three of the biggest HD screens in Vegas. Other group and bottle packages are available here or call 702-869-0003.
At 11:30 pm, Penthouse Pet and porn bad girl, Emily Addison, will be starting her stage performances. When not on stage, Emily will be on the hunt for guys to fool around with her in Sapphire’s VIP room or luxurious private Skyboxes.
If you want some private time alone with Emily, you should reserve a seat at her private tables, where she’ll be hanging out when she’s not on stage. Sapphire’s $135 porn package with seating at Emily’s tables comes with a two-hour open bar. Find this and other porn star packages on Sapphire’s website here (or call 702-869-0003). See Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Emily Addison.
If you’re more in the mood for Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, get the $65 solo guy deal and bring a pocketful of twenties. The solo guy package comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. (Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.) All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Vegas host service. You will want a package deal at Sapphire on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours and without a reserved seat you may not find a place to sit down.
Call the club for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. (Ask if one of their Teslas is available.)
You may also be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+
Fight Night, plus Kendra Lust & Juelz Ventura, at Crazy Horse 3
♦ Crazy Horse 3 has a $69 fight package tonight that includes transportation, admission and free pizza. Later in the evening (after 11 pm), porn star Kendra Lust will be performing on stage in addition to Juelz Ventura, who will be trying to break the world record for twerking. Topless, full bar, 21+
Fight Night at Sophia’s
♦ Sophia’s is advertising a half-dozen different solo, couple, and group Fight Night packages, ranging from $73 to $831. Topless, full bar, 21+
Hustler Club’s 8-Year Anniversary Party
♦ Hustler Club is celebrating eight years of hot babes tonight with rapper Flo Rida. Will probably screen the Big Fight. Not sure of cover charge. No other details. Topless, full bar, 21+
Nerdlesque Tribute to Dr Who at Artifice
♦ It’s Nerdlesque Night at the Artifice Bar. La Rosa Muerta will be emceeing this Tribute to Dr Who, featuring burlesque performances by D. D. Darlin’, Loon a Tik, Mae Du Luc, Sean Craig Stuart, Veronica Manhattan, and Wicked M.
Show starts at 8 pm at the Artifice bar. Cover $15. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease with a geeky twist. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge
♦ Tonight’s performers include Amaretto Sour, D.D. Darlin’, DeMarcus Montrese, Fox Martin, Gaia Moon, Penni Piper and Pistol Holliday. Hosted by Miss Miranda Glamour.
The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, September 16
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.