Friday, October 12
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Wild Babes
♦ If you think you know the Vegas strip club scene but you’ve never been to the Palomino Club, you’ve got check this place out. Palomino is in a category by itself. It’s the only club in Vegas that serves liquor where the dancers get fully naked. Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a license for both liquor and pussy.
This club is the best kept secret in Vegas. Did you know Palomino has a Penthouse Pet in their rotation? Why would a Penthouse Pet come to work here instead of one of this town’s mega-clubs? Because at Palomino, she can ditch her g-string! At the big topless joints, she can’t even display her best feature. (See Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet! for more about “Laly.”)
In fact, the club is full of Victoria’s Secret quality dancers. On weekends, 100+ of the finest bodies in Vegas drop their g-strings on stage, and all of them are available for high-mileage private dances. Check out our photo galleries of Palomino dancers Renee, and TVO’s newest Dancer of the Month, Ashley, to see the quality of the girls.
All dancers here get naked both on stage and in the private dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths, where prices start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. With drafts at $6 and domestic beers at $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike, Palomino is always on our list of the best Vegas gentlemen’s clubs.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.
Feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend because Palomino is also one of Las Vegas’ friendliest strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures — High-Mileage Lap Dances in the Lap of Luxury
♦ Treasures is Las Vegas’ most luxurious gentlemen’s club. If you’re trying to impress a business associate, this is where you bring him. It’s the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with a truly elegant gourmet steakhouse. And the selection of stunningly beautiful and flirtatious female companions who specialize in getting up-close-and-personal should close any deal you’re negotiating.
You can invite any of the dancers in the club to dine with you for a romantic dinner date in the steakhouse, and afterwards retire to the plush VIP rooms upstairs to undress her and get to know her more intimately.
You can reserve Treasures’ dinner packages (as well as other VIP packages) online here. And definitely take advantage of Treasures’ free limo service, that includes free admission. The club’s limos start running at 7 pm, and the limo service is not only free but round-trip. Why risk driving in Vegas on a drunken weekend night? The club’s limo will be happy to pick you up and when you’re ready to leave, chauffeur you back to your hotel, no strings attached. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride and any of the VIP package deals.
Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Friday Night Lap Dance Orgy with Busty Skyla Novea
♦ Skyla Novea, the bodacious and uninhibited star of the XXX flick Good Girls Gone Bad, is Sapphire Las Vegas‘ featured porn babe of the night. This will be Skyla’s first time performing at Sapphire and she will be out to prove just how bad this good girl has gone.
Skyla will be starting her stage sets at 11:30 pm, after which she’ll be making herself available for one-on-one private shows with her fans. See Delectable Porn Stars Served Up in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Skyla Novea.
It’s only $135 for a 2-hour open bar and a reserved seat at Skyla’s private tables, where she’ll be flirting with her most devoted fans when she’s not on stage.
At the minimum on a weekend night, I advise guys to go for Sapphire’s $65 solo package, which comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved VIP seat. Then you can sit back and let the 400+ lap dancers show you what a lap dance orgy is like in a town that doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law. (Use that same link to find all of Sapphire’s package deals for groups and couples.) All packages include free limo transport, free admission with line pass, a reserved seat, and the full VIP treatment at Vegas’ most famous lap dance palace. Always get a package on weekends so you don’t find yourself at a lap dance orgy without a place to sit down.
For out-of-towners, cover is $50, but you can get free admission just by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003. (The reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, October 13
It’s “National No Bra Day” at Little Darlings Vegas
♦ Little Darlings in Vegas is celebrating “National No Bra Day” by having all of their dancers remove their bras. Then again, the girls do this every night, and they also remove their panties every night, so just in case “National No Panties Day” is being celebrated anywhere, Little Darlings’ dancers are already in the groove.
On Friday and Saturday nights at Little D’s you get a stage show the likes of which you’ll never see in the Vegas’ topless clubs — real striptease. From 11 pm till 2 am, the girls start their stage sets in full costumes — anything from Little Red Riding Hood to Wonder Woman — and strip down to their platform heels.
There’s no alcohol served, so dancers (and customers) only have to be 18+. Lots of new girls — some still in high school — start their stripping careers here. If you like girls who are cute, young and having fun, you’ll love this club.
Every dancer you see on stage is also available for one-on-one private dances — also fully nude. Even the $20 lap dances, which take place in one-on-one rooms away from the main floor, are done fully nude. Nude high-mileage bedroom dances start at only $125 for 15 minutes — the best private VIP show price in Vegas.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Drink FREE at Deja Vu Showgirls
♦ If you’re tired of high-priced booze in Vegas’ strip clubs, Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas features a four-hour open bar (domestics and wells) every night of the week from 6 – 10 pm. Why would they do this? Because the club wants you to have more money to spend on their girls. And these girls are definitely worth spending some time and money on.
At the Annual Exotic Dancer Awards show last month, Deja Vu Showgirls was voted the 2018 Best National Chain of all the gentlemen’s clubs in the USA. If you’ve had fun at a Deja Vu club in another city, come see Las Vegas’ infamous high-mileage version for the best of the best. This club is about having hands-on fun with the babes.
Private bedroom dance rates start at only $150 for 15 min, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. Deja Vu has truly private private rooms with your choice of a big comfy sofa or a full-sized bed, plus an actual door you can close behind you.
Check out Deja Vu’s online VIP package deals. Call the club for their free limo transport at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Topless, full bar, 21+
Porn Sweetheart Jillian Janson Joins the Babe Bacchanal at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring Jillian Janson, star of My Secretary the Slut, who will be starting her stage sets at 11:30 pm and then luring guys into hands-on private fun when she’s not on stage. See Delectable Porn Stars Served Up in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Jillian Janson.
If you’d like to get up-close-and-physical with Jillian, one of the cutest girls in porn, you can reserve a seat at her private tables, where she’ll be hanging out with her fans when she’s not on stage, for only $135. That package comes with a two-hour open bar. You can get this and other porn star packages on Sapphire’s club website (or call 702-869-0003).
If you really just want to immerse yourself in boobs, boobs and more boobs, Sapphire’s $65 solo dude package comes with a VIP seat right in the middle of the club’s famous lap dance orgy, plus a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. Bring a bunch of twenties and have a ball all night long with 400+ of the most gorgeous stacked babes in town. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link. All package deals include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service. A package deal is advised at Sapphire on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours. Don’t find yourself stuck at a lap dance orgy with no lap! Get a package!
Call the club for their complimentary limo (and ask for one of their Teslas) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Comedy Hour is the slickest way I know to get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas topless club. The Las Vegas Review-Journal named Sapphire’s Comedy Hour the best Vegas standup comedy show in 2017. These are top notch pros often trying out new raunchy material so it gets crazy. The show ends between 9:00 and 9:30 and you exit into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge.
Different stand-up comics perform each week, with magicians and burlesque acts between the comics. Tonight presents headliner comedian Kris Shaw, feature comedian Jason Outlaw, extreme nutcase The Shocker (he really ought to be locked up), the suave magic of MonDre, and burlesque darling Kalani Kokonuts, emceed by Diaz Mackie.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission is $40 (or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show). A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available. (This is the best Mexican food in Vegas.) Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Bridgette B at Crazy Horse 3
♦ Crazy Horse III will be hosting porn star Bridgette B’s birthday celebration tonight. A $50 package is available for out-of-staters that includes a $60 drink voucher. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday, October 7
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice Bar
♦ It’s Burlesque Roulette Night at the Artifice Bar. This is Vegas-style roulette where the strippers spin a wheel to pick the song they have to strip to. Performers tonight include Dahl Suicide, Illy Rose, La Rosa Muerta and Mr. Big Stuart. Hosted by Miss Miranda Glamour with stage panther Krotch Bandikoot.
Show starts at 8 pm at the Artifice bar. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease in some very non-traditional ways. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.