Friday, October 19
Treasures — Sizzling Hot Women in Vegas’ Most Lavish Flesh Palace
♦ Treasures gentlemen’s club caters to men who like to relax in luxury, surrounded by beautiful women who like to take off everything but their g-strings and settle into men’s laps for hands-on getting-to-know-you fun.
This is Las Vegas’ most opulent gentlemen’s club. Wealth drips from the chandeliers. This is a great club for adventuresome couples because you can start with a gourmet meal at the club’s steakhouse and because women appreciate the sheer beauty of the place.
Or, if you’re going alone, you can invite any of the club’s dazzling dancers to dine with you for a romantic dinner date in the steakhouse. Afterwards you can take her upstairs to the plush VIP rooms where you can undress her for your after-dinner dessert.
Reserve Treasures’ dinner packages (and other VIP package deals) online here. Treasures’ free limo service includes free admission, so if you’re from out-of-town call for pickup. The club’s limos start running at 7 pm, and the limo service is not only free but round-trip. Yes, that’s right. The club will be happy to transport you to the club for free and when you’re ready to leave, chauffeur you back to your hotel, no strings attached. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride and any of the VIP package deals.
Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Deja Vu Showgirls, Where the Fun Starts with FREE Drinks
♦ Deja Vu Las Vegas has the best drink deal you’ll find in any Vegas strip club, with a three-hour open bar (for domestics and wells) every night from 6 – 9 pm. With your drinks paid for, you can spend your time flirting with the club’s dancers and feel good about blowing your mad money on the high-mileage lap dances.
Plus, you’ll have even more money to blow on fun with the girls if you call for the club’s free limo — which will save you on cab fare, get you free entry (another $45 savings), plus get you another free drink when the open bar closes.
What I like most about Deja Vu is that I never feel hustled by the dancers. Instead, I would describe the dancers here as friendly. Extra friendly. From a $20 lap dance to a private bedroom dance, the dances here are super physical.
With private bedroom dances that start at only $150 for 15 min — or roughly what other local clubs charge for the group VIP — you will regret it if you blow your Vegas wad on blackjack and craps when you could have gotten so much more from the babes at Deja Vu. Deja Vu has truly private private rooms that come with your choice of a comfy sofa or a full-sized bed and an actual door you can close behind you.
You may have heard that Deja Vu Showgirls was voted the Best National Chain of all the gentlemen’s clubs in the USA at the 2018 Exotic Dancer Awards show last month. If you’re in Vegas this weekend, maybe you ought to check it out and find out why.
You’ll find Deja Vu’s online VIP packages here. Call the club for their free limo transport at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Topless, full bar, 21+
Tiffany Watson Gets Down & Dirty at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring porn’s cutest cutie pie — Tiffany Watson — performing both on stage and getting naughty with her fans one-on-one in Sapphire’s VIP rooms.
Tiffany will be starting her stage sets at 11:30 pm, then making herself available for hands-on fun with her fans. For $135 you can get a two-hour open bar and a reserved seat at Tiffany’s private tables, where she’ll be hanging out with her fans when she’s not on stage. See Porn’s Most Adorable Sweethearts in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Tiffany Watson.
If what you’re really interested in is indulging in Sapphire’s famous all-night lap dance orgy, get the club’s $65 package deal, which comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved VIP seat. Then you can take it easy while the club’s 400+ lap dancers show you what a lap dance orgy is like in a town that doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law. (You can use that same link to find Sapphire’s other package deals for bottles, groups and couples.) All package deals include free limo transport, free admission with line pass, a reserved seat, and the full VIP treatment at Vegas’ most famous lap dance palace. Always get a package on weekend nights or you may find yourself at a lap dance orgy without a lap!
For out-of-towners, cover is $50, but you can get free admission just by calling Sapphire for their free club limo at 702-869-0003. (The reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a 2-for-the-price-of-1 drink ticket — a no-brainer). Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, October 20
Palomino Club — Totally Naked Girls, Full Bar, Wild Wild Stage Show
♦ Palomino is the only Las Vegas strip club with a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude. The topless joints all serve liquor, but the dancers NEVER remove their g-strings. If you want the booze/pussy combo, Palomino is the place.
And wait till you see the stage show. These are Victoria’s Secret quality dancers who get naked and absolutely wild on stage. Get a fistful of dollars and a seat on the rail and you’ll be in pussy heaven.
Palomino now boasts a Penthouse Pet in their lineup. And, like all of the dancers here, she not only gets naked on stage, but she’s available for one-on-one fun in the VIP rooms. (See Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet! for more about “Laly.”)
At peak hours on weekends, 130+ of the finest hotties in Vegas will be working the crowd for high-mileage private dances. (See our photo galleries of Palomino dancers Renee, and our October Dancer of the Month, Ashley, to see the quality of the Palomino girls.)
The nude private dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. With drafts at $6 and domestic beers at $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike, Palomino is always on our list of the best Vegas gentlemen’s clubs for $ value.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.
Feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend because Palomino is also one of Vegas’ friendliest strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Little Darlings — Cute Young Girls Striptease to Fully Nude
♦ Little Darlings Las Vegas, a nude club, is one of the most fun strip joints in Vegas, especially on weekends. There’s no alcohol served, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. This is the club where many Vegas dancers break in to the world of professional stripping. It’s a young party crowd and the nude stage show is always unbelievably sexy, especially if you like really young girls who are discovering the power they have over men.
On Friday and Saturday nights at Little D’s, the stage show gets crazy with real striptease. They call it “Theme Night,” but that just means the girls have to start their stage sets in full costumes — anything from Supergirl to Catholic school girl — and strip down to their platform heels. Get a seat on the rail here and a whole lot of ones and you’ll have erotic memories to last a lifetime.
This is also one of the most female- and couples-friendly clubs in town, where you’ll see solo women and women in groups tipping the dancers just like the guys.
All of the dancers are available for one-on-one private dances — also performed nude. Even the $20 lap dances, which take place in one-on-one rooms away from the main floor, are done nude. High-mileage bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best private show price in Las Vegas.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Sapphire Serves Up Porn Cutie Lexi Belle
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring one of porn’s sweetest little cupcakes tonight, the delectable Lexi Belle, star of Young & Juicy and Stuffin Young Muffins.
For only $135, you can reserve a seat at Lexi’s private tables, where she’ll be hanging out and flirting with her fans when she comes off stage. That package comes with a two-hour open bar, so if you think you may want to get Lexi alone for some up-close-and-physical fun, this will give you your best shot at her. This and other porn star packages can be found on Sapphire’s main website (or call 702-869-0003).
See Porn’s Most Adorable Sweethearts in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Lexi Belle.
On the other hand, if you’re primarily interested in partaking of Sapphire’s all-night boob buffet with 400+ of the most gorgeous stacked babes in town, just get Sapphire’s $65 solo package that includes a VIP seat right in the middle of the club’s infamous lap dance orgy. You get a $50 drink voucher and a free shot with that package. Bring a bunch of twenties and make this the highlight of your Vegas trip. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link. All package deals include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service. A package deal is advised at Sapphire on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours. Don’t find yourself stuck at a lap dance orgy with no lap! Get a package!
Call the club for their complimentary limo (and ask for one of their Teslas) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is your secret strategy for getting your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas topless club. The Las Vegas Review-Journal readers voted Sapphire’s Comedy Hour the best Vegas standup comedy show in 2017. You’ll see top notch pros trying out new raunchy material so it gets pretty crazy. The show ends between 9:00 and 9:30 and you exit into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge (reg. $50).
Every Saturday night, different stand-up comics perform on stage in the 300-seat Showroom, with magicians and burlesque acts between the comics. Tonight you’ll see headliner comedian Erik Meyers, feature comedian Daniel Howard, extreme comic The Shocker (recent loony bin escapee), the classy magic of MonDre, and burlesque bombshell Kalani Kokonuts.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission is $40 (or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show). A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available (the best Mexican food in Vegas.) Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Nerdlesque at Artifice Bar
♦ It’s Nerdlesque Night at the Artifice Bar and the nerds will be celebrating Horror (of course). ‘Tis the season. Performers include AlliZen James, D.D. Darlin, Gaia Moon, Illy Rose, Lolita Haze, Loon A Tik and Sean Stuart. Hosted by La Rosa Muerta.
Show starts at 7:30 pm at the Artifice bar. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease in some very nerdy ways. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge
♦ Saturday Cabaret Burlesque is having a Halloween party tonight. Performers include D.D. Darlin’, DeMarcus Montrese, Illy Rose, La Rosa Muerta, Lucie May, and Monster Doll. Emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour.
The Phoenix Bar and Lounge is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. Show: 10 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Sunday, October 21
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The bar’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.