Friday, November 2
Palomino Club — Full Bar & Fully Nude Dancers
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
♦ Palomino Club is the only club in Vegas with a full bar and totally nude dancers. At the other nude clubs in town, there’s no alcohol served. At the Vegas strip clubs that serve drinks, the dancers leave their g-strings on.
At peak hours on weekend nights, you’ll find 130+ of the most gorgeous babes in Vegas looking for guys who want to experience Vegas-style high-mileage private dances. And the private dances here are performed completely nude. Take a peek at our pics of Palomino’s dancers Renee and our October Dancer of the Month, Ashley. Palomino also has a Penthouse Pet in their regular lineup. Like all the girls, Laly is available for up-close-and-physical fun in the VIP rooms. (See Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet! for more about “Laly.”)
With $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-staters alike, Palomino Club easily makes our list of the best Vegas strip clubs for value. Another reason: Nude private dances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino Club’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.
Don’t leave your wife or girlfriend home. Palomino is also one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Battle of the Naughty Ex-Nuns at Little Darlings
Serenity Dances at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings Las Vegas has a show tonight and tomorrow night (Fri & Sat, Nov 2-3) unlike any other in town. Three former nuns who quit the convent life are going to battle it out on stage to determine once and for all which one is the most sinful. All of them are committed to going to Hell, but which one will be chosen as Satan’s favorite plaything? Here’s your chance to help the devil decide.
Friday and Saturday nights at Little Darlings are also “Theme Nights.” That means that from 11 pm till 2 am, all the dancers start their stage sets in full costumes — anything from Supergirl to the Bride of Frankenstein — and strip down to their platform fuck-me shoes. Since there’s no alcohol served, dancers and customers only have to be 18+. All dancers at Little Darlings remove their g-strings both on stage and in the club’s private VIP rooms.
Even $20 lap dances take place in one-on-one booths off the main floor and are done fully nude at Little Darlings. High-mileage bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private show price in Vegas.
This is a young party crowd and it’s one of the most female- and couples-friendly clubs in town. Solo women and women in couples and groups are also welcome here.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little Darling’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Busty XXX Queen Alura Jenson Bares Those Beauties at Treasures
♦ Treasures Las Vegas is featuring porn babe Alura Jenson tonight and tomorrow night (Fri & Sat), performing live on stage and available for one-on-one topless performances in Treasures’ luxurious VIP rooms. Alura has starred in such XXX flicks as Super Racks 4 and Big Booty Bad Bitches.
Why not make this Vegas trip special by getting frisky with a big booty bad bitch porn star? You can invite Alura for dinner in Treasures’ elegant steak house, then take her upstairs to the VIP rooms where you can help her undress for some hands-on fun.
Treasures is all about opulence, decadence and 9s and 10s good at pampering you. Let the busty babes that dance here demonstrate for you why strip clubs are so much more fun in a town that doesn’t have a no-touching-dancers law.
If you’re an early bird, all domestics and well drinks are just $1 from 4 – 6 pm. From 6 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price.
You’ll find all of Treasures’ VIP packages, including dinner packages, on Treasures’ website. The club’s free limo service not only includes free admission, but is round-trip. That means when you’re ready to leave, your limo driver will chauffeur you back to your hotel for no extra charge. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride.
Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Superstar Porn Knockout Jessa Rhodes at Sapphire
♦ On Friday night (November 2), Sapphire Vegas will feature knockout porn blonde Jessa Rhodes, star of such XXX flicks as College Girls Like It Dirty and My Slutty Weekend. Jessa will start her stage sets at 11:30 pm and will be available after for fans who would like to help her have another slutty weekend in Sapphire’s VIP rooms.
For $135 you can reserve a seat at Jessa’s private tables with a 2-hour open bar. That’s where she’ll be flirting with her fans when she’s not on stage. Sapphire also offers a steak and lobster dinner date package with Jessa in one of the club’s private Skyboxes. All the porn star packages can be found on the club website (or call 702-869-0003).
Sapphire also offers a $65 solo package that includes free limo transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. This is the best way for a solo guy to experience Sapphire’s infamous all-night lap dance orgy. With your drinks paid for, you can kick back while the club’s 400+ lap dancers take turns smothering you in titties. Other packages for couples and groups can also be perused through that link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s famous royalty treatment. Always get a package on weekend nights or it may be impossible to find a place to sit down!
Call the club for their free limo (and ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, November 3
UFC 230 Screening Party at Deja Vu Showgirls with FREE Drinks
Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas
♦ If you’re in town to watch (and bet on) the UFC fights, do what the locals do. Get your bets down in th casino sports books, then head over to Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas to watch the fights on their high-def big screen surrounded by hot babes and treated to all the free drinks you can manage from 6 pm to 9 pm.
Transportation’s no problem. Call the club for their free limo transport at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to set up your ride. If you arrive in the club’s complimentary limo, you’ll also get free admission (reg. $45) and a free drink coupon for when the open bar ends.
Since you won’t be paying cab fare, a cover charge, or even for your drinks, what are you going to do with all that extra cash in your pocket? Believe me, the girls will be happy to relieve you of any extra cash you might have and you’ll be happy Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law in strip clubs.
From the club’s high-mileage $20 lap dances to their private bedroom dances, this club is about hands-on fun with some of the cutest and sexiest girls in Las Vegas. 100% private bedroom dances take place in rooms with your choice of a comfy sofa or a full-sized bed (and an actual door you can close behind you) starting at just $150 for 15 min — or roughly what other Vegas clubs charge for the group VIP.
Get Deja Vu’s VIP packages here. Or call the club for their free limo transport at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Topless, full bar, 21+
Last Night for Alura Jenson at Treasures
♦ This is porn babe Alura Jenson’s last night at Treasures. If you missed seeing the star of Big Booty Bad Bitches and Perversion and Punishment last night, you’ve got another shot at her tonight. Alura will be doing stage sets and will also be available for one-on-one hands-on topless performances in Treasures’ swank upstairs VIP rooms.
You’ll find all of Treasures’ VIP packages, including their dinner packages, group packages and bottle packages online here.
Treasures’ free limo service is round-trip and includes free admission. Don’t get stuck in Vegas’ crazy Saturday night traffic. Let Treasures’ limo driver chauffeur you in comfort from your hotel to the club, then back to your hotel later for no extra charge, no strings attached. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride.
Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Battle of the Nuns Continues at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings Vegas has the naughty convent runaways returning for yet another night of committing mortal sins.
No alcohol is served at Little D’s, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. If you like young girls and you’re on a budget, this is the place, with a great all nude stage show and really cute young dancers who love getting naked and teasing.
Plus, even the club’s $20 lap dances are in private rooms and are done fully nude. High-mileage bedroom dance prices start at only $125 for 15 minutes with no bar tab — best rate in Vegas.
Great club for couples, it’s a young party crowd. Solo women and women in groups are also welcome here.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little D’s Vegas website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Kleio Valentien Gets Real Dirty at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire’s porn babe of the night tonight (Saturday, Nov 3), will be the heavily-tattooed, heavily kinky XXX star, Kleio Valentien. If you saw Kleio in Drill Her Ass, you know she likes men. If you saw her in Facial Overload, you know she really really likes men. If you saw her in No Panties Allowed, you know she’s not the kind of girl you could bring home to meet Mom.
But Kleio isn’t here to meet your mom; she’s here to defend her wild reputation in a private dance with you.
Kleio’s stage performances start at 11:30 pm. For $135 you can reserve a seat at her private tables where she hangs around with her fans. There’s a 2-hour open bar with that package that is ideal if you’re hoping to get Kleio alone in a VIP room. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star packages on their website here (or call 702-869-0003).
The $65 solo guy package includes limo transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. This is the perfect package if you really just want to indulge in Sapphire’s all-night titty buffet with 400+ of the most gorgeous topless babes in town. Bottle packages and packages for couples and groups are also available through that link. All include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and full VIP treatment. A package deal is advised on weekends because the club gets packed and you don’t want to find yourself at a lap dance orgy with no place to sit!
Call the club for their free limo (ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in our list of Sapphire’s upcoming featured porn stars. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Comedy Hour is the ideal way to get your wife or girlfriend into a first-rate Las Vegas gentlemen’s club. The Las Vegas Review-Journal readers voted the Sapphire Comedy Hour the best Vegas standup comedy show in 2017. See some of the nation’s top stand-ups trying out risky new material. When the comedy show ends sometime after 9 pm, you’ll exit into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge (reg. $50 each).
Every Saturday night, different comics perform on stage in the 300-seat Showroom, with magicians and burlesque acts sandwiched between the laughs. Tonight you’ll see headliner comedian Roger Rodd, feature comedian Diaz Mackie, guest comedian Bruce Purcell, extreme comic The Shocker (if they let him out of the loony bin), the sophisticated magic of MonDre, and burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. General admission is $40 (or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show). A dinner option (gourmet Mexican) is also available (the best Mexican food in Vegas.) Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
UFC 230 at Crazy Horse 3
♦ Crazy Horse III will be screening UFC 230 tonight. There’s a $50 package deal for out-of-staters that includes transport, entry and a $60 drink voucher. Free pizza and $20 buckets. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Rock Room Burlesque at Artifice Bar
♦ It’s Rock Room Burlesque Night at the Artifice Bar and that means the girls undress to good ol’ rock and roll. No details posted yet but usually hosted by Miss Miranda Glamour. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease with some rock’n’roll attitudes.
Show starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
B-Movie Burlesque at the Sci-Fi Center
♦ B-Movie Burlesque tonight will start with body painting by local artist Ashley Fox. Performers include Roxy Rouge, Cynder Sparx, Lady Lilith, and Expe
Doors at 9:30, show at 10. The Sci Fi Center is located at 5077 Arville St, Las Vegas. Cover: $10. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, November 4
Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ The Burly-Q Revue is local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease in some untraditional ways. Probably emceed by Miranda Glamour, but can’t find details online.
The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ bar. Check out their ass juice and bacon martini, both locals’ favorites. The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. 9 pm. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The bar’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
