Friday, November 9
Get Sloshed and Play with Buck Naked Girls at Palomino Club
♦ If you like to drink booze when you party and you prefer your strippers to lose their g-strings, Palomino Club is the only club in Vegas with a full bar and dancers who drop their panties.
The stage show here is wild and always fully nude and the 130+ dancers you’ll find here at peak hours on weekend nights are drop-dead gorgeous. If you like Vegas-style high-mileage private shows, let the girls here show you how much more fun a one-on-one VIP dance is when the dancer is completely nude.
But don’t take my word for the dancer quality. Take a look at our galleries of Palomino’s dancers Renee and our October Dancer of the Month, Ashley. See also Palomino’s New “Local” Dancer Is a Penthouse Pet.
Drafts here are just $6 and domestic beers are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. If you’ve been to any of the major topless clubs in town, you know that’s a deal in Vegas. It’s one of the reasons why Palomino Club is on TVO’s list of the best strip clubs in Vegas on any budget. A better reason: Nude private performances in the one-on-one curtained VIP booths start at 3 songs for $100 with no extra bar tab.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys. If you’re visiting Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of the friendliest strip clubs in Vegas for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
XXX Sweetheart A.J. Applegate Gets Kinky at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings in Vegas is featuring porn cutie A.J. Applegate on both Friday and Saturday night (November 9-10). She’ll be doing two stage shows each night after 11 pm.
A.J. may look young and innocent — she only weighs about 90 pounds — but she has appeared in more than 200 XXX flicks, including Shades of Kink and A Dirty Cinderella Story (a lesbian remake of the classic fairytale). A.J. will be available for nude private dances, including Little Darlings’ sizzling one-on-one bedroom dances, so bring your wallet. Where else but in Vegas can you get up-close-and physical with porn stars?
Weekend nights at Little Darlings are also “Theme Nights,” which means that all the dancers start their stage sets in costumes — anything from Pocahontas to Little Miss Muffet — and strip down to their birthday suits.
No alcohol is served so customers and dancers only have to be 18+. All dancers get naked both on stage and in private VIP shows. Even $20 lap dances are done fully nude in one-on-one booths off the main floor. High-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best strip club private VIP price in Vegas.
Little D’s always female- and couples-friendly, so bring your wife or girlfriend.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little D’s website here. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Treasures — High-Mileage Dances in Opulent Decadence
♦ Treasures in Las Vegas looks more like a millionaire’s mansion than a strip joint, and the breathtaking babes who work the crowds here look like beauty pageant contestants in sexy lingerie. But don’t be put off by their beauty. When one of them asks you if you “want some company,” say yes so she can settle into your lap and take her top off to show you why gentlemen’s clubs are so much more enjoyable in a club that doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands policy.
If you’d like to get your buzz on early, all domestic beers and well drinks are just $1 from 4 – 6 pm. From 6 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price. I like to get here early and spend some time just chatting with the girls so I can check out the selection before I get into serious fun upstairs in the upstairs VIP.
And if you really want to do a Vegas strip club GFE (girlfriend experience) right, invite one of the dancers to have a romantic dinner with you at Treasures’ gourmet steakhouse. She’ll dress for dinner and you can take her upstairs afterwards to undress her for dessert.
If you’re from out-of-state, I’d recommend a VIP package for both convenience and saving $$. You’ll find all of club’s packages, including dinner packages, on their website. Treasures’ free limo service not only includes free admission, but is round-trip. When you’re ready to leave, your limo driver will chauffeur you back to your hotel for no extra charge. Just call 702-257-3030 to reserve your ride.
Locals with NV ID should sign up for Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Torrid Tori Black Is Back to Her Naughty Antics at Sapphire
♦ On Friday night (November 9), Sapphire Vegas is bringing back the one and only Tori Black, award-winning star of some 250 XXX flicks including There Will Be Cum and a whole lot of editions of the over-the-top Pretty Sloppy XXX TV series.
Tori performs at Sapphire for two reasons. One — she really likes getting up-close-and very-physical with her fans. Two — she likes dudes with fat wallets. So bring all the money you haven’t already blown at the blackjack tables. The big difference between blowing your mad money in the casinos and blowing it on Tori is that Tori is worth it.
Tori starts her stage sets at 11:30 pm, and if you’re a Tori Black fan, you can lock up a seat at her private tables with a 2-hour open bar for just $135. She’ll be flirting with her fans at these tables when she’s not on stage. Sapphire also offers a dinner date package with Tori in one of the club’s private luxurious Skyboxes. You’ll find all the porn star packages on Sapphire’s website (or call 702-869-0003).
At the very least, on a weekend night, get a $65 solo guy package that includes free limo transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. This is the best way to experience Sapphire’s incredible all-night lap dance orgy. With your drinks taken care of, you can sit back in comfort while the club’s 400+ stacked lap dancers take turns showing you how wonderful a hands-on experience with naked breasts can be. Other packages for couples and groups can also be found through that link. All packages include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s famous royalty treatment. Always get a package on weekend nights or it may be impossible to find a place to sit down!
Call the club for their free limo (you can ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. Topless, full bar, 21+
Leigh Raven and Nikki Hearts Birthday Bash at Hustler Club
♦ The Vegas Hustler Club is celebrating birthdays for two porn babes tonight (Friday, Nov 9) — Leigh Raven and Nikki Hearts. No details posted but I suspect they’ll be performing on stage and available for VIP dances. $50 cover for out-of-state. Locals free with Vu card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Kiara Mia at Crazy Horse 3
♦ Crazy Horse III will be featuring porn star Kiara Mia tonight. There’s a $50 package deal for out-of-staters that includes transport, entry and a $60 drink voucher. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, November 10
Drink FREE for 3 Hours and Get FREE Admission at Deja Vu Vegas
Shelby Dances at Deja Vu
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas features an open bar (for domestics and wells) from 6 – 9 pm every night. If you call for their free limo transport, you’ll also get free admission (reg. $45) plus a free drink coupon for when the open bar ends. Is this the best deal you’ll find in a Vegas strip club tonight? Let me know if you ever find one better!
Call the club to reserve their free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to set up your ride.
And wait till you see the girls! There’s a reason why Deja Vu Showgirls was awarded the 2018 Gentlemen’s Club Chain of the Year at the recent Exotic Dancer Awards, and the high-mileage babes who make this club more than a handful of fun are definitely factored in.
If you don’t have to pay cab fare, a cover charge, or even shell out for your drinks, think of how much more money you’ll have to enjoy the girls! Deja Vu Vegas is about hands-on fun with some of the hottest bodies in Vegas.
The 100% private bedroom dances are in rooms where you have a choice of a plush sofa or a full-sized bed. And these rooms have an actual door you can close behind you so you can focus on the girl you’re undressing instead of some guy across from you. With private room prices starting at just $150 for 15 min, you might find yourself getting cozy with more than one stacked babe before the night is through.
Look for Deja Vu’s VIP package deals here. Or call the club for their free limo transport at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Topless, full bar, 21+
AJ Applegate’s Last Night at Little Darlings
♦ This is A.J. Applegate’s last night at Little Darlings Vegas. If you missed her stage shows last night, here’s a second chance. If you missed getting her alone for a fully-nude bedroom dance, you can make up for that tonight also.
Since no alcohol is served at Little Darlings, dancers and customers only have to be 18+ and all dancers get fully nude on stage and in the private dances. Little Darlings is for guys who like really cute young girls who love getting naked and teasing.
Even the club’s $20 lap dances are done in private booths (not on the main floor) and they’re fully nude. High-mileage bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes with no bar tab — the best rate on private dances in Vegas (and they’re done naked in a bed!).
Little Darlings is a perfect club for adventuresome couples, and you’ll often see solo women and women in groups partying here.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at Little D’s Vegas website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Busty Natalia Starr Is Looking for Love (or a Reasonable Facsimile) at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire’s porn honey of the night tonight (Saturday, Nov 10) is Penthouse Pet Natalia Starr. This girl is so hot the club has to turn up the air conditioning whenever she’s in the house. She has the front row sweating bullets by the time she takes her bra off. Tits to die for.
Her stage performances start at 11:30 pm and Sapphire offers a package deal for $135 where you can reserve a seat at her private tables (where she hangs around with her fans when she comes off stage). Actually, she’s not really hanging out so much as trying to lure some poor soul into getting alone with her and her tits in private. Your job is to be that poor soul so you can go home happy. A 2-hour open bar comes with that package which should give Natalia enough time to seduce you. All of Sapphire’s porn star packages are here on their website (or call 702-869-0003).
The $65 solo package includes limo (or Tesla!) transport from your hotel, free entry, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat, a $50 drink voucher and a free shot. This is an ideal package if you want to indulge in Sapphire’s all-night titty banquet with 400+ of the finest topless lap dancers in Vegas. There are also bottle packages and packages for couples and groups available through that link. All package deals include a drink discount, free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and full VIP treatment. Unless you want to find yourself at a lap dance orgy with no lap, a package is advised on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours!
Call the club for their free limo (ask for a Tesla) at 702-869-0003. If you’re planning a future trip to Vegas, you may be interested in our list of Sapphire’s upcoming featured porn stars. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The coolest way to get your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas strip club is with a date for a night of laughs at Sapphire’s Comedy Hour. There’s even a dinner option (gourmet Mexican — the best 100% organic, guaranteed non-GMO Mexican food in Vegas.) The Las Vegas Review-Journal readers voted the Sapphire Comedy Hour the best Vegas standup comedy show in 2017. This is where some of the nation’s top stand-up comics try out their more outrageous new material. When the comedy show ends, you’ll exit into Sapphire’s main room, where the lap dancers are, for no extra charge (reg. $50 each).
Every Saturday night, different comics perform on stage in the 300-seat Showroom, with magicians and burlesque acts sandwiched between the laughs. Tonight you’ll see headliner comedian Tommy Tallarino, feature comedian Vaughn Nicholes, guest comedian Gabe Biel, extreme comic The Shocker (straight outta the nut house), the sophisticated magic of MonDre, and burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts.
Doors open at 7 pm (if you go for the dinner option). Show starts at 8 pm. General admission is $40 (or $65 with an open bar for the comedy show). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, November 11
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice Bar
♦ It’s Burlesque Roulette Night at the Artifice Bar and that means the strippers spin a wheel to determine which song they’ll strip to. Crazy fun show, featuring tonight: Abby Dandy, D.D. Darlin’, Mae du Luc, and Mitzy Mayhem. Hosted by Miss Miranda Glamour with her partner-in-crime Krotch Bandikoot. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease with some Vegas attitudes.
Show starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The bar’s amateur bikini bull-riding contest is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
