Friday, December 21
Treasures — Stunningly Beautiful Women in an Opulent Den of Sin
♦ Treasures in Las Vegas boasts some of the finest women you’ll ever see in a gentlemen’s club, in surroundings so luxurious you’ll wonder if you’re really in a strip club or if you stumbled into some billionaire’s mansion.
This club is all about luxury and pleasure. Treasures is the only strip club in Vegas with a top-of-the-line gourmet steak house where you can invite a dancer to have dinner with you. For a truly decadent night, treat yourself to a few high-mileage lap dances in the main room, then pick your favorite girl for a Vegas-style girlfriend experience. She’ll dress up for a dinner date and after flirting over wine or cocktails, she’ll lead you upstairs to the plush VIP rooms, where you can undress her for your after-dinner entertainment.
All domestic beers and well drinks are just $1 each from 4 – 6 pm, and from 6 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price. Visit Treasures website and check out the club’s VIP packages that can be reserved online. Take advantage of their free limo transportation, free admission, and liquor discounts available with Treasures’ packages.
If you’re from out-of-state, call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. Why risk driving in drunken Vegas on a weekend? The club’s limo will pick you up and when you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.
Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Little Darlings — Where the Youngest, Cutest Girls in Vegas Drop Their Panties Nightly!
♦ One of the wildest weekend parties in Vegas is at Little Darlings every Friday and Saturday night, when the cutest young girls in town put on a striptease show, taking off everything but their platform heels. No alcohol is served, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+.
Dancers remove their g-strings in every private dance, including the $20 lap dances that take place in private one-on-one booths away from the main floor. Fully nude, high-mileage bedroom dance prices start at only $125 for 15 minutes. This is the best private room dance deal in Vegas.
Admission is $20 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Most Decadent All-Night Lap Dance Orgy
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is known the world over for its all-night lap dance orgy. With 400+ gorgeous babes working the crowd at peak hours, this is the most fun you can have with a pocketful of twenties.
The $65 solo package comes with a reserved seat and a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. Even by yourself, you’ll have a blast with some of the most beautiful 9s and 10s in Vegas. Group, couple, and bottle packages are also available through that link.
All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Vegas strip club host service. A package deal is advised here on weekends because the club gets packed at peak hours. You don’t want to be stuck at a lap dance orgy with no lap.
Call the club for their complimentary limo (and ask for one of their Teslas!) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club Has It All — Full Bar, Nude Dancers & Reagan Reilly!
♦ Reagan Reilly will be dancing at Palomino Club this weekend. Reagan is an award-winning feature dancer who has performed in clubs all over the country, but Palomino is her home club. This weekend she’ll be just another hot babe in the rotation. Check out her website, Reagan Rising.
Palomino has a full bar and dancers who perform totally nude. You won’t find that combo at any other strip club in Vegas. The law in this town says booze and pussy don’t mix. Fortunately for us, the last time the Pope was in Vegas (on a high-rollers junket), he gave Palomino a special dispensation from the law.
Dancers here also perform nude in the private VIP rooms, with nude dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths starting at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab).
Drafts are only $6 and domestic bottles are $8 for locals and out-of-towners alike. Friendly prices and dancers like Penthouse Pet Laly make sure Palomino Club is always on TVO’s list of the best Vegas strip clubs for value.
On weekend nights, 100+ of the hottest bods in Vegas will get naked on stage, all ripe and ready for up-close-and-physical VIP dances. Check out our photo gallery of Palomino dancer Renee for an idea of the quality of the girls in this club.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.
Feel free to bring your wife or girlfriend because Palomino is also one of Vegas’ friendliest strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Crazy Horse III’s 12 Days of XXXmas
♦ Crazy Horse 3‘s 12 Days of XXXmas is now on Day #8 with an open bar for Holiday Mules. Essentially, they have an open bar on a different weird cocktail each night for the 12 days leading up to Christmas. Tomorrow night’s drink is an apple pie cooler. Topless, full bar, 21+
Red Hot Nutcracker (Burlesque) at Majestic Repertory Theater
♦ The Tease & Tails burlesque troupe invites you to join Clara on a red hot holiday adventure to the magical Land of Sweets. Featuring Charlie Starling, Lily Starr, Lolita Haze, and a whole bevy of burlesque beauties.
Friday & Saturday, December 21 & 22, at 8 pm. The Majestic Repertory Theatre is located at 1217 S Main St, Las Vegas. Cover: $25. 18+
Americana Burly Q at the Artisan Hotel Bar
♦ The Artisan Hotel is having a burlesque show tonight (Friday) in the hotel bar titled “4th of July in December.” Featured performers include: Abby Dandy, Dahl Suicide and D.D. Darlin’, plus Demarcus Montrese, Neon, Miss Georgia Peach and Mr. Big Stuart, with Miss Miranda Glamour as emcee. The Artisan Hotel is located at 1501 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. 9 pm. No cover! Full bar, 21+
Behind the Velvet Curtain Burlesque at the Beauty Bar
♦ Tonight and tomorrow night (Fri/Sat, Dec 21-22), international burlesque star Bettina May presents her original New York City Beauty Bar revue to Las Vegas ‘ historic Fremont Street. Each show features burlesque performances by Bettina May, sultry music by host Cora Vette, and features Kalani Kokonuts, Buttercup and Ms Tickle. The Beauty Bar is located at 517 Fremont St, Las Vegas. Showtime: 6 pm. Cover: $20. Full bar, 21+
Saturday, December 22
Deja Vu Showgirls — All the FREE Booze You Can Drink for 3 Hours!
♦ Deja Vu has an open bar (domestics & wells) from 6 – 9 pm every night, which is the best drink deal in any of the Vegas strip clubs. And, if you call the club for their free limo transport, they’ll also waive your cover charge and give you a voucher for another free drink when the open bar ends!
Think about it . . . They limo you to the club, let you in for no charge, and give you free booze for three hours . . . What’s the catch? The catch is they think you’ll like their hot babes so much you’ll blow a wad on lap dances and private bedroom dances. Your best strategy is to not waste all your Vegas mad money on craps, but save a bundle for these girls and take home some Vegas memories that will keep you awake at night.
Private dance rates start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. There’s a reason Deja Vu Showgirls was voted the 2018 Best National Chain of gentlemen’s clubs in the USA. If you’ve enjoyed a Deja Vu club in another city, come see Las Vegas’ version for the best of the best.
Call for the free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out Deja Vu’s VIP package deals. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday, December 23
Hustler Club Celebrates “Stripmas”
♦ Hustler Club has a Stripmas Party package for up to five guests. For $100 you get a premium bottle and a $50 food credit. Topless, full bar, 21+
Cheetahs Ugly Sweater Contest
♦ Cheetahs is having an Ugly Sweater Contest tonight. Everyone in an ugly sweater gets a buy-1-get-1-free drink card, and the ugliest sweater gets a $200 cash prize. Topless, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers the only amateur bikini bull-riding contest in Vegas is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.