Friday, January 4
Little Darlings — Where 18-year-old Angels Get Naked
♦ I love Little Darlings on Friday and Saturday night. This is a no-alcohol club, so the dancers (and customers) only have to be 18+. Watch really cute young girls having a blast on stage, getting totally naked, taking off everything but their smiles, and teasing the guys on the rail mercilessly.
Little D’s dancers also get naked for every private dance, including the $20 lap dances that take place in one-on-one booths, not out on the main floor. You will not find $20 private dances anywhere else in Vegas and these dances are performed fully nude. High-mileage (also naked) bedroom dance prices start at $125 for 15 minutes, which is at the top of the Best VIP room dance deals in Vegas.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Palomino Club — a Full Bar and Strippers that Lose Their G-strings
♦ Palomino Club in Vegas is the only strip club in town that has a full bar and totally nude dancers. Technically, there’s a county ordinance against this, but somehow, Palomino got a dispensation — and it’s the only joint in Vegas with this combo.
Because the club serves booze, customers must be 21+. But unlike the other drinking establishments in Vegas, dancers at Palomino only have to be 18+. Ours is not to wonder why . . .
Palomino’s dancers also perform nude in the private VIP rooms. High-mileage dances in the one-on-one curtained booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab). Palomino Club is Vegas’ hidden gem — a strip club with gorgeous top-end dancers, fully nude, including lots of 18 and 19 year olds, good prices on private shows, and friendly drink prices, even for out-of-state guests.
Drafts at Palomino are only $6 and domestic bottles are $8 for all. Dancers like Penthouse Pet Laly and award-winning feature dancer Reagan Reilly, keep Palomino on TVO’s list of the best Vegas gentlemen’s clubs for value, especially for out-of-towners.
At peak hours, 100+ of the hottest bods in Vegas will be working the room, all ready for up-close-and-physical nude VIP dances.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.
Palomino is also one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples, so bring your significant other. Nude, full bar, 21+
Sizzling Latina Firecracker Gina Valentina at Sapphire
♦ The featured entertainer at Sapphire Las Vegas tonight (Fri, Jan 4), is Latina hottie Gina Valentina. The adorably cute XXX star of Horny Coed Adventures will start her stage sets at 11:30 pm, then she’ll be hanging out in th club looking for guys who want to fool around with her in private.
You can reserve a seat at Gina’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. That puts you in the exclusive group of fans that get first dibs on her when she comes off stage. (See Warm Up on a Cold Night with Gina Valentina at Sapphire for more about Gina.)
What Sapphire is most famous for throughout the world is its all-night lap dance orgy. At peak hours, 400+ gorgeous babes will be working the crowd for full-contact lap dances. Bring twenties, as many as you haven’t blown on craps, and you will have a blast.
Sapphire offers a $65 package deal for guys on their own. It comes with a reserved seat and a $50 drink voucher, plus a free shot. Special packages for groups and couples are also available through that link. You can even customize your own package, tailored to your group size and preferences.
All packages at Sapphire include a drink discount, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Las Vegas gentlemen’s club host service. Get a package because the club gets packed at peak hours, and you don’t want to be stuck at a lap dance orgy without a lap.
Call the club for their complimentary limo (ask for a Tesla!) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, January 5
Immerse Yourself in Hedonistic Pleasure at Treasures
♦ Treasures in Las Vegas is all about satisfaction. This club wants to pamper you like you’re visiting royalty. It looks like a millionaire’s mansion from the outside, and inside the dripping with wealth theme continues. And wait till you see the girls.
For early birds, from 4 to 6 pm, all domestic beers and well drinks are just $1. From 6 to 8 pm, all drinks are half price. These early hours are a great time to flirt with the babes and indulge in some high-mileage lap dances.
Treasures is the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with its own steak house where you can invite a dancer to have dinner with you. This takes the strip club girlfriend experience to a whole new level of erotic teasing. She’ll dress up for your “date” and after flirting over dinner with wine or cocktails, she’ll lead you upstairs to the dark and comfy VIP rooms, where you can undress her for your after-dinner treat.
Visit Treasures’ website and check out their VIP packages that you can reserve online. If you’re in Vegas from out-of-state, call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free limo, which is not only free but round-trip. Why risk driving in drunken Vegas on a weekend? The club’s limo will pick you up and when you’re ready to leave, you’ll be chauffeured back to your hotel, no strings attached.
Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
At Deja Vu Vegas the Drinks Are on the House!
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls has an open bar (domestics & wells) from 6 – 9 pm every night of the week. This is the best drink deal you’ll find in any of the Vegas strip clubs. If you call the club for their free limo, they’ll transport you and waive your cover charge when you arrive, then give you a voucher for another free drink when the open bar ends!
Only Vegas amateurs blow all their mad money on gambling. And why would you waste money on cab fares, cover charges and expensive booze, when you can have all of those expenses covered by Deja Vu? Come to this club with money in your pocket and blow it on the babes, who are way more fun than blackjack and craps.
Private VIP dances start at 15 min for $150, or roughly what other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP. Deja Vu also has private rooms, furnished with a comfy sofa or a full-sized bed, and a door you can close for privacy. At this year’s Exotic Dancer Expo Awards, Deja Vu Showgirls was voted the 2018 Best National Chain of gentlemen’s clubs in the USA. If you’ve been to a Deja Vu club in another town, check out Las Vegas’ version for the best of the best.
Call for the free limo at 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Or check out Deja Vu’s VIP package deals. Topless, full bar, 21+
Blonde Bombshell Nina Elle at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring blonde nympho Nina Elle, star of 150 XXX flicks, including Seriously Slutty, Slut Hotel, Prison Sluts and Slutty Fucks. Her stage performances start at 11:30 pm and when she’s not on stage, she’ll be looking for guys to get seriously slutty with in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. Bring cash! (See Warm Up on a Cold Night with Nina Elle at Sapphire for more about Nina.)
To reserve a private dinner date with Nina, or other fun, check out the porn star packages at Sapphire’s website (or call 702-869-0003).
You’ll also find a solo guy package here for $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) if you’re more interested in the all-night lap dance orgy with Sapphire’s 400+ gorgeous topless knockouts. All package deals include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the biggest gentlemen’s club in Vegas.
Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+
B Movie Burlesque at the SciFi Center
♦ The theme tonight is dystopia, featuring GiGi Lemew, Cynder Sparxx, Betty Noire, Cherrii The Mouth and Bunny Badlands.
The Sci Fi Center is located at 5077 Arville St, Las Vegas. Cover: $10. Doors open at 9:45 pm. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, January 6
Burly Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ The Burly-Q Revue is emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. Think local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease with some modern twists.
The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ bar. Check out their ass juice and bacon martini, both locals’ favorites, plus — for the holidays — ass nog! The bar is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. 9 pm. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers the only amateur bikini bull-riding contest in Vegas is actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.