Friday, February 8
Treasures — Vegas’ Most Luxurious “Girlfriend Experience”
♦ To say Treasures Las Vegas is an upscale gentlemen’s club is an understatement. It’s like a billionaire’s mansion stocked with 9s and 10s in skimpy lingerie. It’s also the only strip club in Las Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse where you can take any of the knockout dancers to dine with you. Treasures is a great place to take the strip club girlfriend experience to a whole new level.
If you go early, domestics and wells are just $1 from 4-6 pm, and all drinks are half price from 6-8 pm. The big crowds haven’t arrived yet and there are a lot of dancers just hanging out in the club. Maybe spend some time just flirting with the girls and getting lap dances. When you find a girl who gets your motor moving, you can invite her to dinner in the steakhouse.
Have a leisurely meal followed by wine or cocktails, then let her suggest you move upstairs where the VIP rooms are located. Now, you can undress her for dessert. (There is a coupon available for getting a big discount at Treasures’ steak house here.)
Out-of-staters can call the club at 702-257-3030 for free limo transportation from your hotel, and the courtesy limo is not only free but round-trip. Why hassle with driving in Vegas when, for no charge, Treasures’ limo will pick you up at your hotel and chauffeur you back when you’re ready to leave the club, no strings attached?
Go to Treasures’ website and check out their VIP packages, including dinner packages. Locals with NV ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — The Only Fully-Nude Vegas Strip Club with a Full Bar
♦ There is only one strip club in Las Vegas that both serves liquor and features fully-nude dancers — Palomino Club. These are some of the most gorgeous women you’ll ever see anywhere and they all get naked on stage, as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows.
And private means private here. The VIP rooms are all one-on-one curtained booths where you and your dancer can only see each other. The theme rooms are also totally private, but much larger, each one furnished with a big comfy sofa or a full-size bed so you can stretch out with beautiful naked girl. Nude dances in the one-on-one curtained booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), a great deal.
Drink prices here are friendlier than at most Vegas topless clubs as well. Drafts are $6 and domestics are $8 for locals and out-of-staters alike.
If you want to know why Palomino Club always rates high on TVO’s survey of Las Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs, take a look at Penthouse Pet Laly, one of the 100+ knockouts working the floor at peak hours.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for both groups and solo guys.
If you’re in Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
August Taylor Brings Out the Big Guns at Sapphire
August Taylor
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas has a treat for boob men tonight — August Taylor, star of the smash hit XXX classic Gazongas. (See Knockout Knockers at Sapphire for more on August Taylor.)
August will be bringing out the big guns on Sapphire’s stage tonight and doing private shows when she’s not on stage. Her stage sets start at 11:30 pm.
If you’re the type of guy August would love to meet (a boob lover with money to blow), you can reserve a seat at August’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. You’ll find this package (and other XXX-star packages) at Sapphire’s website (or by calling 702-869-0003).
If you’re more interested in Sapphire’s famous all-night lap dance orgy with 400+ stacked 9s and 10s, just get the $65 solo package. You’ll get a $50 drink voucher, a free shot, and a reserved seat in the center of the action. Bring twenties, sit back and enjoy the boob buffet. You’ll also find package deals for groups and couples through that link. All of Sapphire’s packages include drink discounts, free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Vegas strip club host service.
Sapphire gets crowded at peak hours so get a package so you don’t find yourself at a lap dance orgy with no lap.
Call the club for their complimentary limo (ask for a Tesla!) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, February 9
Watch UFC 234 at Deja Vu Showgirls
Jade Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls
♦ If you’re in Vegas to bet on UFC 234, get your bets down in any casino sports book but watch the fights at Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas. (See UFC 234 Viewing Parties for more details on the fights.) Deja Vu has the best UFC fight viewing parties in Vegas.
With a cover charge of just $20 for locals and out-of-staters alike and a three-hour open bar (domestics and wells) from 6 – 9 pm, it’s no mystery why this is the locals’ favorite.
But out-of-staters beware: The cover charge is $45 if you arrive by rideshare or taxi, so don’t! Call (702) 308-4605 for free limo transport to the club (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).
Check out Deja Vu’s money-saving package deals for solo guys, groups and couples. There’s a $19 package that includes not only transportation and entry fee, but a premium drink and a 2-for-1 couch dance coupon — all this in addition to the three-hour open bar!
Deja Vu also has the best private VIP dance prices of the Vegas topless clubs. A private bedroom dance starts at $150 for 15 minutes, or about what most topless clubs in this town charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP. Close the door behind you and focus on the girl who’s undressing for you instead of some guy sitting across from you.
Deja Vu Showgirls was named the Best National Chain of gentlemen’s clubs in the country at the 2018 Exotic Dancer Expo Awards. Go on a fight night and find out why. Topless, full bar, 21+
Little Darlings — Naked Girls, Dynamite Stage Show, Best Private Show Prices in Vegas
Roxi Dances at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings Vegas is unique as Vegas strip clubs go. Because no alcohol is served, dancers and customers only have to be 18+. So, it tends to get a younger crowd and more of a party atmosphere than you’ll find in the topless clubs.
Plus, unlike the topless clubs, where the stage dancing is often mediocre, Little Darlings’ stage show is always the main attraction. Imagine a squad of 18 and 19-year-old cheerleaders dancing their way out of their bikinis and you’ll get the idea.
If you like watching cute, barely -legal girls taking off everything but their adorable smiles, Little D’s is for you. Sit at the stage here with a lot of dollar bills because the dancers love teasing the men on the rail.
Little Darlings’ dancers also get naked for every private show, including every $20 lap dance, which takes place in a private one-on-one booth, not out on the main floor. These are the only fully-nude $20 private dances you’ll find in Vegas. The high-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — a steal, as you can see in our Vegas VIP room dance price guide.
Admission is $15 for locals, $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing the club website on your phone.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Busty XXX Beauty Monique Alexander at Sapphire
Monique Alexander
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring French femme fatale Monique Alexander tonight. Monique demonstrated what incredible physical shape she’s in in the critically-acclaimed XXX flick, Gym Nymphos. (See Knockout Knockers at Sapphire for more on Monique Alexander.)
Monique starts her stage sets at 11:30 pm, but she’ll be out in the crowd tempting guys into more intimate one-on-one fun when she comes off stage. If you want first crack at her, get Sapphire’s $135 package (with 2-hour open bar) for a seat at Monique’s private tables.
You can take her into a VIP room or or even reserve a steak and lobster dinner with her in a private Skybox. You’ll find all the porn star packages at the Sapphire website (or you can call 702-869-0003 to make reservations or book the complimentary limo transport).
There’s also a solo guy package deal for $65 that comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot. All packages include free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the biggest gentlemen’s club in Nevada.
Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+
Crazy Horse III Will Screen UFC 234
♦ Crazy Horse III has a $50 package that includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday, February 10
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ Burlesque Roulette is Vegas-style traditional striptease. The performers spin a wheel to determine what song they’re going to disrobe to. Emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour.
Show starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
True Crime Burlesque at Velveteen Rabbit
♦ It’s True Crime Night at the Velveteen Rabbit, featuring burlesque by Sweetie Bird, Mr. Big Stuart, Tina Cioné, Lolita Haze, Strawberry Tallcake, Tricky Tatiana, Charlie Starling, Naughty Lee Wood and Luna La Vie, hosted by Kimberly Scott. Think local amateurs bringing the fun back to gowns-and-gloves striptease.
The Velveteen Rabbit is located downtown at 1218 South Main Street, Las Vegas. Doors at 6 pm/Show at 7 pm. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers the only amateur bikini bull-riding contest in Vegas. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
