This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 22

Nude Babes & a Full Bar — Only at Palomino Club

Palomino club dancer laly

Penthouse Pet Laly at Palomino

  If you’re looking for a Vegas strip club that has fully nude dancers and a full bar, there’s only one choice in this town — Palomino Club. Is this why the Playboy Channel chose Palomino Club for their “King of Clubs” TV series? Or was it because of Palomino’s Victoria’s Secret quality dancers? Take a peek at Penthouse Pet Laly, just one of the 130+ knockouts working the floor at peak hours.

All dancers at Palomino get naked on stage as well as in the club’s high-mileage private VIP shows. Palomino doesn’t have a crowded group VIP room, like most of the big topless clubs in Vegas, where men sit shoulder to shoulder getting lap dances. Palomino’s VIP rooms are all one-on-one curtained booths where you and your dancer can focus on each other. The much bigger theme rooms are also completely private and furnished with a big comfy sofa or a full-size bed for a high-contact dance with a beautiful naked girl. Dances in the one-on-one curtained booths start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), and that’s a great deal in Vegas.

Palomino’s drink prices are also friendlier than at most of the major topless clubs, with drafts at $6 and domestics at $8 for both locals and out-of-staters. Palomino Club always rates high on our guide to Vegas’ best strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino Club’s package deals for couples, groups and solo guys.

If you’re in Vegas with your wife or girlfriend, Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+

XXX Kitten Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings

Kimmy Granger at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Kimmy Granger

  This weekend (Friday & Saturday), Little Darlings Vegas is featuring porn kitten Kimmy Granger. Before getting into porn, Kimmy started her career as a dancer at Little Darlings in California. She has such a sweet innocent look that porn directors kept casting her in XXX classics like Sweet Petite, She’s So Small and Sweet & Slutty. But her best role to date, IMHO, is as Lara Crotch in the recently-released Poon Raider. Kimmy will do two stage sets after 11 pm and she’ll be signing autographs and doing private shows for her fans throughout the night. (See Warm Up This Cold Weekend with Porn Stars for more about Kimmy Granger.)

No alcohol is served at Little Darings, so dancers and customers only have to be 18+. Dancers here get totally naked on stage and in VIP dances, so you will see Kimmy Granger in the buff. Little Darlings tends to draw a younger crowd and have a party atmosphere.

The stage show here is a main attraction. The club has a large three-pole stage and the girls love teasing the men on the rail. Think of a squad of 18 and 19-year-old cheerleaders dancing their way out of their panties. Got the picture? You can have a ball here with a fistful of dollars.

Little Darlings’ dancers also get naked for every $20 lap dance, and they take place in private one-on-one booths, not out on the main floor. These are the only fully-nude $20 private dances you’ll find in Las Vegas. The high-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — a great deal, as you’ll see in our Vegas strip club VIP dance price guide.

Admission is $20 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing this offer (on the club website) on your phone.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Joanna Angel Will Bring the Devil Out of You at Sapphire

Joanna Angel at Sapphire Las Vegas

Joanna Angel

  Sapphire in Vegas is featuring one of the XXX scene’s more outrageous performers tonight (in fact, she’s won the AVN Award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene) — Joanna Angel. (See Warm Up This Cold Weekend with Porn Stars for more about Joanna Angel.)

The star of XXX flicks Brides of Satan and All About That Orgy will begin her stage sets at 11:30 pm and will be available for private VIP shows when she’s not on stage.

If you like playing on the edge, you can reserve a seat at Joanna’s private tables (with an open bar for two hours) for $135. This package (and other porn-star packages) can be found on Sapphire’s website (or just call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire offers a special package for guys who are primarily interested in the club’s famous high-mileage lap dance orgy with 400+ stacked topless babes. That solo guy package is just $65 and includes a $50 drink voucher, a free shot, and a reserved seat right in the heart of the action. You’ll find other package deals for groups and couples through that same link.  Sapphire’s package deals all include drink discounts, free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Las Vegas gentlemen’s club host service.

Sapphire gets crowded at peak hours.  Get a package deal or you may not be able to find a seat, and who wants to be at a lap dance orgy without a lap?

Call the club for their complimentary limo (ask for a Tesla!) at 702-869-0003. For planning future trips to Vegas, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming XXX star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+

Get Pampered in Luxury at Treasures

treasures vegas stripper  If you think a gentlemen’s club should be about luxurious pampering by gorgeous 9s and 10s, Treasures in Vegas has your number. From the outside, it looks like a billionaire’s mansion. Step inside and the dripping-with-wealth ambiance engulfs you.

Treasures is a great place to indulge in a high-end girlfriend experience because they’ve got a gourmet steakhouse attached to the club where you can invite a dancer to have dinner with you. Suddenly, you’re no longer in a strip club. There are no other dancers working the crowd, the music and lighting are more subdued. Your date is dressed up and looking good. And after flirting over a leisurely dinner and cocktails, you can take your date to another level by going upstairs to explore Treasures’ dark and comfy VIP rooms. (You’ll find a coupon for a big discount at Treasures’ steak house here.)

I would advise out-of-staters to call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for free limo transportation from your hotel. The complimentary limo is not only free but round-trip so you don’t have to mess with driving in Vegas. For no charge, Treasures’ will pick you up at your hotel and chauffeur you back when you’re ready to leave the club, no strings attached.

Go to the Treasures’ website to check out their VIP packages, including dinner packages. Locals with Nevada ID should ask about the Treasures’ locals club for more savings. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, February 23

Drink FREE Tonight at Deja Vu Showgirls!

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer Tiffany

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls

  With a three-hour open bar (for domestics and wells) from 6 – 9 pm every night, Deja Vu Showgirls is the best strip club drink deal you’ll find in Vegas. Out-of-staters can also get free admission to the club and a voucher for another free drink when the open bar ends if they arrive by the club’s free limo.

Does this sound too good to be true? Believe me, it’s not a gimmick. Deja Vu discovered that customers will spend a lot more of their Vegas mad money on the club’s high-mileage dances if they don’t feel gouged by high cover charges and high Vegas drink prices. And when customers have more money for the dancers, more and better dancers show up to work the crowd.

It’s a win-win deal for you. What are you going to a Vegas strip club for? The drinks? No, the babes! So save on cab fare and the cover charge and the cost of the drinks and enjoy the titties!

But out-of-staters beware: The cover charge is $45 if you arrive by rideshare or taxi, so don’t! Call (702) 308-4605 for free limo transport to the club (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).

Deja Vu also has some money-saving package deals for solo guys, groups and couples. (For example, there’s a $19 package that includes not only transportation and entry fee, but a premium drink and a 2-for-1 couch dance coupon — all this in addition to the three-hour open bar!)

On top of that, Deja Vu also has the best private VIP dance prices of the Vegas topless clubs. A private bedroom dance starts at $150 for 15 minutes, or about what most topless clubs in Las Vegas charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.  Close the door behind you and focus on the girl who’s undressing for you instead of some guy sitting across from you.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Features the Adorable Lexi Belle

Lexi Belle at Sapphire Las Vegas

Lexi Belle

  Sapphire is featuring porn angel Lexi Belle tonight, star of Young and Juicy and Stuffin’ Young Muffins. (See Warm Up This Cold Weekend with Porn Stars for more about Lexi Belle.)

Lexi’s stage performances start at 11:30 pm, and then she’ll be out in the crowd teasing guys into Sapphire’s VIP rooms. If you like young and juicy girls who look too sweet and innocent for porn but act like sluts, spring for Sapphire’s $135 package (with a 2-hour open bar) for a seat at Lexi’s private tables.

You can have one-on-one fun with Lexi in a VIP room or or even enjoy a steak and lobster dinner with her in a private Skybox (strawberries and whipped cream included). Find all porn star packages at Sapphire’s website  here (or call 702-869-0003 to make reservations and/or book free limo transport).

A solo guy package for $65 comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot and like all Sapphire’s packages includes free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the best lap dance orgy in town.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

Kimmy Granger’s Last Night at Little Darlings

  Once more tonight, cute little Kimmy Granger, XXX star of Yes I Am a Dirty Li’l Slut, will be proving it on Little Darlings‘ stage and especially in the VIP rooms starting after 11 pm. (See Warm Up This Cold Weekend with Porn Stars for more about Kimmy Granger.)

Little D’s is an alcohol-free club, so customers only have to be 18+ Dancers only have to be 18+ as well, so lots of new girls start their dance careers here, some while they’re still in high school. Also, this is a nude club, so if you like naked young girls, this is the place to find them.

Every $20 lap dance at Little Darlings takes place in a private one-on-one booth, off the main floor and these dances are done totally nude. High-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes — the best private VIP price in town.

Admission is $20 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing the club website on your phone.

Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the club’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Sapphire Comedy Hour

  The Sapphire Comedy Hour features working pro standup comics who come here to try out some of their riskier and raunchier new material.  It’s always a howl (rated Best in Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal). Featured tonight: Donnie Johnson, Aaron Westley, Darrin Chase and the Shocker, plus the magic of  MonDre and burlesque queen Kalani Kokonuts. It’s a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a topless club. The show starts at 8 pm and the $40 tickets (or $65 with an open bar) are a bargain. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. A dinner option (gourmet Mexican — non-GMO, organic) is also available (best Mexican food in Vegas.) Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Ridiculesque at Artifice

  Play the Dating Game with Las Vegas burlesque sweeties D.D. Darlin’, Elyse Elaine, Fox Martin, Marina Mars, Mitzy Mayhem, and Pistol Holliday. Emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. Think Las Vegas locals reviving the art of traditional striptease.

Doors at 7:30 pm, show at 8 pm. Cover $15.  The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+

Sunday, February 24

Sinful Sunday Burlesque at Sand Dollar

  It’s Sinful Sunday Burlesque at the Sand Dollar Lounge featuring Kerri N’ Fuego, Charlie Quinn Starling, La Rosa Muerta, Darby Fox and Buttercup. Think cute amateurs who like taking their clothes off in bars.

The Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

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