Friday, March 8
Little Darlings — 100% Naked Dancers and Private Bedroom Fun
♦ All of the dancers at Little Darlings Vegas take off everything but their fuck-me shoes on stage and in the club’s private VIP shows. Little D’s dancers also ditch their g-strings for every $20 lap dance, and lap dances here take place in private one-on-one booths, not out on the main floor like in the topless joints. These are the only fully-nude $20 private dances in Las Vegas. High-mileage nude bedroom dances start at $125 for 15 minutes, the top-ranked deal in our Vegas strip club VIP room price guide.
Because no alcohol is served, this is the only major strip club in Vegas that allows guests who are 18+. The dancers too only have to be 18, so, this is the Vegas club where the local high school girls come to see if they like getting naked and teasing men for a living. Needless to say, this makes for a fun show. You will have a blast here if you like watching young girls stripping to the buff and going all out on their stage sets to rile up the crowd. Always one of the best weekend parties in Vegas.
This is also a great club for introducing your wife or girlfriend to strip club fun, or for women coming with a girl group or alone. Little Darlings was the first female-friendly club in town.
These deals and dancer quality keep Little Darlings on TVO’s list of the best strip clubs in Las Vegas.
Admission is $15 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for the locals’ rate by arriving in Little Darlings’ free limo and showing this offer (on the club website) on your phone.
Call the club at 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride. You’ll also find a package deal with a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon at the Little D’s website. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Palomino Club — Fully Nude, Full Bar, Wildest Stage Show in Town
♦ Palomino Club is the exception to the rule in Vegas. The law in Vegas says that any strip club that serves alcohol can’t have nude dancers. But Palomino Club fought that law and the law lost. That means this is the only strip club in Vegas where booze and pussy can mix legally. If you want to enjoy adult beverages and see naked girls, this is the place.
There’s also a law in Vegas that says dancers must be 21+ if a club serves alcohol. Palomino fought that law too, and again, the law lost. Despite having a full bar, dancers here only have to be 18+.
Penthouse Pet Laly is one of the luscious dancers who gets naked here both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. So are the heartbreakingly voluptuous Valentina and Renee. The club is full of girls who look like they just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalog.
Plus, Palomino’s VIP rooms are all one-on-one fully-private booths (with curtained doors) or bigger private bedrooms where you and your dancer can really be alone with each other. VIP dances start at only 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — a deal in this town.
And drink prices are friendly here as well, with draft beers only $6 and domestic bottles only $8 for both locals and out-of-towners.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. Check out our club review or Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. One more thing: Palomino is also one of Vegas’ best strip clubs for an erotic date for couples. Nude, full bar, 21+
Porn Megababe Jessica Drake Returns to Sapphire
♦ Porn superstar Jessica Drake, star of Seriously Slutty, Addicted to Dick, Private Lessons, and winner of a dozen AVN awards, will be the featured entertainer at Sapphire Las Vegas tonight (Friday, Mar 8). Jessica will be appearing on stage throughout the night and will be available to her fans for one-on-one up-close-and-physical private shows. (See XXX Superstars Jessica Drake and Tori Black at Sapphire for more about Jessica Drake.)
Jessica’s stage performances start at 11:30 pm, and she uses her stage time to tease guys into getting alone with her for a VIP show. If the idea of fooling around with a seriously slutty porn star who wants to give you private lessons appeals to you, then reserve a seat at Jessica’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135 to get first crack at her when she comes off stage. Better yet, lock up the steak & lobster dinner package with Jessica (in one of Sapphire’s luxurious Skyboxes) and the club will provide the whipped cream. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s package deals on the club website here (or call 702-869-0003).
In addition to Jessica, Sapphire has some 400+ stacked babes who would love to take their tops off for you in the club’s famous high-mileage lap dance orgy. Bring a lot of twenties if you’d like to lose yourself in titty heaven because this party lasts all night long. Just purchase the solo package deal for $65 , which includes a $50 drink voucher, a free shot, limo transport and a reserved seat right in boob central. Other packages for bottle service, groups and couples are available through that same link. All include drink discounts, free limo/Tesla transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Las Vegas host service.
Sapphire often gets to standing room only at peak hours, so we recommend a package deal for the reserved seat. You don’t want to find yourself at a lap dance orgy without a lap.
Call the club for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. For planning your future Vegas trips, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. We’ll be updating that page for April and May soon. Topless, full bar, 21+
Treasures — For Pampering in Luxury
♦ Treasures Las Vegas is one of the most luxurious gentlemen’s clubs in the world. From the outside, it looks like a billionaire’s mansion. Go inside and you’re transported to a fantasy world where Hefner might feel at home with the scantily-clad 9s and 10s who want only to pamper you. Think dark and sparkly, with easy chairs and sofas to sink into with a girl for the club’s sizzling hot high-mileage lap dances.
Treasures is also the only strip club in Vegas with it’s own gourmet steakhouse. Whether you’re in town with friends for a bachelor party or you’re entertaining a business client, this is the place. But you can also invite any dancer in the club to dine with you and it’s like a real date. The girl you choose will dress up and, after a sumptuous dinner and flirting over cocktails, she’ll take your hand and lead you upstairs where the VIP rooms are located. She’ll slip into something more comfortable. Time for dessert.
Out-of-staters should call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for limo transport to the club, which is both free and round-trip, no strings attached. Do you really want to fight your way through Strip traffic on a Saturday night (or any night)? Let Treasures’ limo pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave.
You’ll find Treasures’ VIP packages, including dinner packages, on their club website. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, March 9
Drink Free at Deja Vu Showgirls!
♦ Forget everything you’ve heard about Vegas strip club drink prices. Deja Vu Showgirls has a 3-hour open bar (for domestics and wells) seven nights a week from 6 – 9 pm.
Plus, if you’re from out-of-state, you can get free admission and a voucher for a free drink after the open bar ends if you arrive by the club’s free limo. This is not a gimmick. You can leave whenever you want and there are no strings attached.
Still, the main reason I frequent this club is because they have the best private bedroom dance deals of all the major Vegas topless clubs, and the club is stocked with beautiful girls who are a great time in those bedrooms. Private bedroom dances start at only $150 for 15 minutes, or about what most topless clubs in Las Vegas charge for 10 minutes in a crowded group VIP.
Deja Vu’s private bedrooms are furnished with your choice of a big comfy sofa or full-size bed, plus a real door you can close behind you to focus on the girl who’s undressing for you. Mileage is high for both lap dances and private shows.
Note: If you arrive by cab or Uber or some casino house limo, your cover charge will be $45 , so don’t! Just call (702) 308-4605 for free limo (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).
Deja Vu Showgirls also offers generous package deals for individuals, bottle service, groups of any size and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+
XXX Star Tori Black Gets Wild at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire is featuring the legendary Tori Black tonight. Tori has won more than a dozen AVN awards, including Best Oral Sex Scene for Stripper Diaries and both Best 3-Way Sex Scene and Best Tease Performance for Tori Black is Pretty Filthy. (See XXX Superstars Jessica Drake and Tori Black at Sapphire for more about Tori Black.)
Tori starts her stage performances at 11:30 pm. Between stage performances, she’ll be in the club seeking to lure men into Sapphire’s VIP rooms to demonstrate exactly what she means by “pretty filthy.” Get alone with this babe at your own risk. Sapphire’s $135 package (with a two-hour open bar) will nab you a reserved seat at Tori’s private tables if you want her to spend a little time flirting with you until you give in and let her drag you into her sinful life.
All of Sapphire’s porn star packages are at the club’s website here (or call 702-869-0003 to make reservations and/or to book the free limo).
There’s also a solo guest package deal for $65 that comes with a $50 drink card plus a free shot and includes free admission, limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and all the topless titties you can handle (assuming you’ve got unlimited twenties).
Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Comedy Hour features professional standup comics who appear here to experiment with their edgier new material. Performing tonight are comics Lance Montalto, Ray Love, Bruce Purcell and extreme comedian The Shocker, interspersed with magician MonDre and burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts. The show is rated Best in Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal, and it’s a perfect way to get your wife or girlfriend into a topless club. The $40 tickets (or $65 with a 90-minute open bar) are a real bargain if you compare the prices of other comedy shows in Vegas. The entry fee also gets you into Sapphire’s main room where the strippers and lap dancers are (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. A fun, sexy, and only-in-Vegas date night.
The doors open at 7 pm and the show starts at 8 pm. A gourmet Mexican dinner option (organic and non-GMO) is also available (best Mexican food in town, IMHO). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, March 10
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ Burlesque Roulette is striptease with a gambling angle. The strippers spin a wheel to determine what song they’re going to strip to. Think gowns, gloves and boas.
Performers tonight include D.D. Darlin, Mitzy Mayhem, Pistol Holliday, Sweetie Bird and IllyRose. The show is emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour with he sidekick, Krotch Bandikoot.
Starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.