This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 22

Palomino Club — Fully-Nude Dancers, Full Bar, Wild Stage Show

If you’re in Vegas drinking liquor and watching totally naked girls dance on stage, then you’re at Palomino Club, the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and dancers who drop their g-strings.

And the dancers here get naked not only on stage but in the club’s VIP rooms, which are all private curtained booths (or bigger private bedrooms). If you like to be alone with a dancer in the VIP, and not bumping elbows with the guys on either side of you, you will love this club. The VIP dances start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab required).

Despite the full bar, dancers at Palomino only have to be 18+. Check out Red and Renee, just two of the scrumptious Palomino dancers. And this is a strip club where the stage show is one of the main draws.  Think naked girls flying around the stripper poles and doing sizzling leg-spreading floorwork up close.

Palomino’s drink prices are friendly, with $6 draft beers and $8 domestic bottles for both locals and out-of-towners.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. See Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. I rate Palomino as one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples as well as one of the best overall Vegas strip clubs for its hot stage show, beautiful dancers, and good deals. Nude, full bar, 21+ 

Hot Babes & FREE Booze at Deja Vu Showgirls!

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas dancer

Tiffany at Deja Vu Showgirls

One of the reasons guys come to Vegas strip clubs is because Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law like so many other cities. If you’re looking for high-mileage lap dances and private shows, at Deja Vu Vegas the mileage is through the roof for both.

Plus, Deja Vu has the best private bedroom deals of the major Vegas strip clubs.  You can get a 15-minute private-bedroom dance on a full-sized bed or comfy sofa for only $150, or about what the other clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP. And that’s with a beautiful girl in a room with a real door you can close behind you.  Go look at our VIP room price guide and calculate how many extra dances you can get with this deal.

While many of the major Vegas strip clubs have a two-tier drink pricing system, where tourists pay more than locals, Deja Vu gives tourists the same great deals as locals.  The club features an open bar for domestics and wells from 6-9 pm every night of the week. And if you’re from out-of-state, you can get another free drink after the open bar closes, plus free admission, if you arrive in Deja Vu’s free limo. Just call (702) 308-4605 to reserve your ride (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118).

Note:  If you arrive by taxi or Uber or a casino house limo, your cover charge will be $45, so don’t do that!

Check out Deja Vu’s package deals for individuals, bottle service, groups of any size and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+

Kinky Porn Babe Stephanie West at Sapphire

Stephanie West at Sapphire Las Vegas

Stephanie West at Sapphire Friday

♦  Tonight, Friday, March 22, Stephanie West will be the porn star of the night at Sapphire in Las Vegas. Stephanie specializes in kinky porn, like the XXX TV series Pervs on Patrol and Superbound. She’s half-Italian, half-Puerto Rican and full gorgeous. Body to die for. She’ll be appearing on Sapphire’s main stage throughout the night and will also be available for one-on-one private encounters in the VIP rooms. (See Get Down with Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Stephanie West.)

Stephanie will start her stage performances at 11:30 pm. If you’ve always wanted to see what it would be like to get a porn star alone, here’s your chance. Start by reserving a seat at Stephanie’s private tables (with 2-hour open bar) for $135. That will get you first crack at her when she comes off the stage looking for guys with money and dirty minds. Check out of Sapphire’s other porn star package deals on the club website (or call 702-869-0003 for details).

Sapphire also boasts 400+ lap dancers at peak hours who like to get topless for touchy-feely fun. Come with a wad of twenties and I guarantee you’ll have  night to remember. The club’s solo package deal is just $65 and it comes with a $50 drink credit, plus a free shot, and a reserved seat right in the heart of titty central. Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are available through the same link, and all include drink discounts, free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Las Vegas gentlemen’s club host service.

I recommend a package for the reserved seat on weekends so you don’t find yourself at the world’s wildest lap dance orgy with no lap.

Call the club for their complimentary limo at 702-869-0003. For planning your future Vegas trips, you may be interested in Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

Abigail Mac Does 3 Nights at Hustler Club

 Hustler Club is featuring porn queen Abigail Mac three nights running — Thursday, Friday & Saturday (March 21-23). Abigail’s stage shows start at 11 pm. $50 cover. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, March 23

Treasures — Experience Lust in the Lap of Luxury

♦  Treasures specializes in women who know how to tease and please.  This is an opulent club where you go to sink back in the dark in a plush sofa, let a 10 flatter you, and then ravage her in the VIP.

If you’re in the mood for the ultimate strip club  girlfriend experience, the club conveniently has its own gourmet steakhouse, where you can invite a dancer to dine with you. She’ll dress up in her finest, flirt with you over cocktails, then lead you upstairs to Treasures’ VIP rooms where you can undress her for dessert.

You don’t have to take a dancer to dinner here. You can come for pampering during happy hour, when the drinks are just $1 from 4-6 pm and half price from 6-8 pm, and get all the mileage you can handle in $20 lap dances. And out-of-staters should be sure to call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for free limo transport to the club, which is both free and round-trip. Treasures’ limo will pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. Classiest joint in town.

You can also find great deals among Treasures’ VIP packages, including dinner packages, on their website here.

Treasures’ Free Drink for Vegas Golden Knights Fans!

By the way, tonight (Saturday, March 23) the Red Wings come to Vegas to take on the Golden Knights at T-Mobile. If you’re in town for the game, stop by Treasures afterwards and get a free drink by showing your T-Mobile seat locator.

Topless, full bar, 21+

Fully-Nude Lap Dances at Little Darlings Vegas

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Serenity at Little Darlings

Little Darlings is the only major Vegas strip club that allows guests at age 18+. This is because Little Darlings doesn’t serve liquor, but it’s also why the club features totally nude dancers.

This club gets lots of young girls who are just starting out their stripping careers. The stage show here is way better than the typical Vegas topless club because these cuties give it their all.  Think of a college cheerleading squad dancing its way out of their bikinis and you’ll have a good idea.

And Little Darlings is the only strip club in Las Vegas where every $20 lap dance is fully nude and takes place in a private booth off the main floor. High-mileage bedroom dances are also done nude and are just $125 for 15 minutes. Check out TVO’s Vegas strip club VIP room price guide and you’ll see this is the single best private show deal in town.

Go to Little Darlings website to find a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon and various package deals the club offers for solo guests, couples and groups.

Cover charge is $35 for out-of-staters or $15 for locals, but out-of-staters can get in for the locals’ rate if they call Little D’s for their free limo at 702-366-1141. (You will pay the full rate if you arrive by taxi or rideshare.) They may ask you at the door to show this offer on the club website’s home page.  Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Sapphire Dares to Feature Oral Superstar Sarah Vandella

Sarah Vandella at Sapphire Las Vegas

Sarah Vandella at Sapphire Saturday

Tonight Sapphire features the XXX blonde winner of the F.A.M.E. Award for Favorite Oral Sex Starlet as well as a XRCO Deep Throat Award:  Sarah Vandella. (See Get Down with Porn Stars in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Sarah Vandella.)

She’ll be starting her stage performances at 11:30 pm, but most of the fun with Sarah takes places in between her stage sets, when she’s hanging out in the crowd to lure horny guys into Sapphire’s VIP rooms.  If you’re a fan, the club offers a $135 package deal on their website that comes with a two-hour open bar and gets you a reserved seat at Sarah’s private tables. That’s where she begins her search for men with loose morals and looser wallets.

You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star package deals, including group, bottle, and couples’ packages, at the club website (or just call 702-869-0003 to make reservations and/or to book the free limo).

There’s also a $65 solo guest package that comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and free admission, limo transport, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table in the center of the club’s famous lap dance orgy.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Comedy Hour

Sapphire’s Saturday Night Comedy Hour is the smoothest way I know to introduce your wife or girlfriend to a Vegas topless club. The comedy show is in Sapphire’s 300-seat Showroom and is really cool, featuring working standup comics trying out their riskier (and raunchier) new material. The Las Vegas Review-Journal has rated the show Best in Vegas.

Tonight’s comics include Steven Pearl, Keith Yackey and Carlos Anthony, interspersed with the magic of Mon Dre and burlesque cutie Kalani Kokonuts. The price of the $40 tickets (or $65 with an open bar) is a real bargain compared to the comedy shows in the casino showrooms. Plus, your entry fee also gets you into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. A sexy, only-in- Vegas date night.

The show starts at 8 pm, but the doors open at 7 pm if you’d like to start your date with a Mexican dinner option (organic and non-GMO). Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Pimp & Ho Ball at Cheetahs

  Cheetahs is having its annual Pimp & Ho Ball tonight in conjunction with the Rat City Ruckus events. There will be prizes for the best dressed pimp & ho and a search for this year’s Miss Ruckus. (If you’re into hot rods and custom cars, then you already know about the annual Ruckus events in Vegas. Otherwise, google it.) Topless, full bar, 21+

Sunday, March 24

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

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