Friday, March 29
Treasures — Where Your Vegas “Girlfriend” Is Waiting
♦ If anyone asks you which Vegas strip club is the most elegant and luxurious, direct them to Treasures. There’s no other club in this town that compares if you’re seeking the ultimate in opulence, comfort and some of the yummiest 9s and 10s you’ve ever feasted your eyes on.
Treasures specializes in providing the setting, the atmosphere and the women for a perfect Las Vegas girlfriend experience. Did you really come here to watch the casino dealers clean out your wallet? It’s a whole lot more fun spending your mad money on a date with an erotic angel.
Go to the club and take your time sampling the available bodies on display in high-mileage lap dances. Then pick your favorite and take her to dinner in Treasures’ gourmet steakhouse. Flirt over your steak and lobster and drinks before you head upstairs where the VIP rooms are located so you can indulge in the sweetest dessert you didn’t see on the restaurant menu.
Out-of-staters should call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for your free limo transport to the club, which is also round-trip. The limo will pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. Or, check out the great deals Treasures offers in their VIP packages, including dinner packages, on their club website.
Treasures Has a Free Drink for Vegas Golden Knights Fans!
Hockey fans, tonight (Friday, March 29) the Minnesota Wild comes to Vegas to take on the Golden Knights at T-Mobile Arena. If you’re in town for the game, stop by Treasures afterwards and get a free drink by showing your T-Mobile seat locator.
Topless, full bar, 21+
Comic-Kaze Night at Little Darlings with 3 Hot Features!
♦ Comic-Kaze Night means three of the hottest feature dancers in the country — Rubber Doll, Ivizia Dakini and Lisa Licious — going bonkers and getting naked on Little Darlings‘ stage two nights in a row (tonight and tomorrow, Fri & Sat). Do not miss these over-the-top performances. No one peels out of lycra, rubber and skin-tight leather like my beloved Rubber Doll.
This is the only major strip club in Vegas that allows guests at age 18+ and all the dancers here ditch their g-strings. The girls who dance here always include a lot of 18+ newbies who are new to stripping and eager to prove themselves by really putting their hearts and souls into their teasing.
Little Darlings is the only club in Vegas with $20 lap dances that are fully nude and take place in private booths off the main floor. The bedroom dances are high mileage, fully nude and just $125 for 15 minutes — a steal in Vegas.
On Little D’s website you’ll find a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon plus other packages for solo guys, couples and groups.
Cover charge is $35 for out-of-staters or $20 for locals, but out-of-staters can get in for the locals’ rate if they call the club for their free limo at 702-366-1141. (You will pay the full rate if you arrive by taxi or rideshare.) They may ask you at the door to show this offer on the club website’s home page. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Redheaded XXX Fireball Penny Pax at Sapphire
♦ Tonight, Friday, March 29, sizzling redhead Penny Pax, star of Pussy Acrobats and Nice Girls Swallow (among other XXX cinematic gems) will be getting acrobatic on stage at Sapphire Las Vegas. If you want to see her getting even more acrobatic, wave some money in front of her eyes and she’ll be happy to drag you into one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms for a one-on-one demo. (See Porn Stars and Burlesque Babes Invade the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Penny Pax.)
Penny starts her stage sets at 11:30 pm. If you’re a fan, your best bet is to reserve a seat at Penny’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for $135. That seat puts you into Penny’s prime hunting grounds when she comes off stage looking for guys with money to play with. Sapphire’s other porn star packages are online here (or call 702-869-0003 for details).
Sapphire has 400+ stacked 9s and 10s on the floor at peak hours, all looking for guys with open laps and twenty-dollar bills. Come with a wad of twenties and you’ll have a night in titty paradise. There’s a solo package for $65 that comes with a $50 drink credit plus a free shot and a reserved seat right in the heart of the boob buffet. Package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link, and all include drink discounts, free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Vegas strip club host service.
A package at Sapphire is worth it for the reserved seat alone because the club gets to standing room only. Don’t risk finding yourself at the world’s most outrageous lap dance orgy with no lap.
Call for the free club limo (or Tesla) at 702-869-0003. For future Vegas trips, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
StripAdvisor’s “Stripper of the Year” at Cheetahs
♦ Cheetahs is featuring StripAdvisor’s “Stripper of the Year” tonight, performing on stage at midnight. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, March 30
Reagan Reilly Sizzles This Saturday at Palomino Club
♦ Reagan Reilly, one of my all-time favorite feature dancers, will be tearing up the stage at Palomino Club, one of my all-time favorite strip joints, this Saturday night (Mar 30). Reagan has performed all over the country as a feature dancer, winning many awards for her incredible pole routines, her heart-stopping floor routines and her astonishingly gorgeous body.
Lucky for us guys who live in Vegas, Reagan calls Palomino her home club now, and often performs here as just another dancer in the lineup. If you haven’t seen Reagan dance, don’t pass up this chance to see one of the most stunning women on the planet getting naked on stage, then making herself available all night long for lap dances and private nude VIP shows. Palomino also offers private bedrooms that provide the opportunity to stretch out on a full-size bed for a horizontal nude dance that will leave you breathless.
Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and totally nude dancers. If you prefer to be alone with a girl in the VIP, and not bumping elbows with the guys on either side of you, you will love Palomino’s all-private VIP setup. VIP dances start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab required).
Dancers at Palomino only have to be 18+. Check out Red and Renee, just two of the Palomino dancers that make the nights there memorable. Palomino’s stage show is one of the best in town, with gorgeous naked girls flying around the stripper poles and doing sizzling leg-spreading floor work.
You’ll also like Palomino’s drink prices, with $6 draft beers and $8 domestic bottles for both locals and out-of-towners.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. See Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. I rate Palomino as one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples as well as one of the best overall Vegas strip clubs for its hot stage show, beautiful dancers, and good deals. Nude, full bar, 21+
Deja Vu Showgirls — FREE Drinks and Frisky Chicks
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls in Vegas has long been one of my favorite strip clubs in this town for a lot of reasons. The dancers are sexy, friendly, generous with mileage and like to have fun in private. And there’s no other club in Vegas that offers an open bar for 3 hours every night from 6-9 pm (domestics and wells).
Plus, Deja Vu has the best private bedroom deals of all the major Vegas topless clubs. A 15-minute bedroom dance on a full-sized bed or comfy sofa is only $150, the same as what most other clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP. See what fun you can have with a beautiful girl in a room with a real door you can close behind you.
Pull up our VIP room value guide and figure out how many extra dances you can get with this deal when your cover charge is zip, because you arrived in Deja Vu’s free limo. You also get a ticket for a free drink if you arrive by the club limo. Just call (702) 308-4605 to reserve your ride (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Note: If you arrive by taxi, Uber or a casino house limo, your cover charge will be $45, so don’t do that!
Check out all of Deja Vu’s packages for individuals, bottle service, groups of any size and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+
Comic-Kaze Cuties’ Last Night at Little Darlings
♦ If you missed seeing the naked Comic-Kaze babes at Little Darlings last night, all three will be back again tonight. The stage show here is always a treat and tonight’s show should be dynamite with Rubber Doll leading the Comic-Kaze brigade. (See Porn Stars and Burlesque Babes Invade the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Rubber Doll, Ivizia Dakini and Lisa Licious.)
Little D’s is the only major strip club in Vegas that admits guests at age 18+. Since the club doesn’t serve liquor, they also feature totally nude dancers. And what’s not to like about 18-year-old girls getting completely naked and having a ball teasing the boys in the rowdy crowd. Get a fistful of dollars and sit on the rail for a smokin’ hot closeup show you won’t forget.
Every $20 lap dance here is fully nude and takes place in a private booth off the main floor — the only $20 private dances in Vegas. The high-mileage bedroom dances are also nude and just $125 for 15 minutes.
On Little Darlings website you’ll find a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon plus package deals for solo guests, couples and groups.
Cover charge is $35 for out-of-staters or $20 for locals, but out-of-staters can get in for the locals’ rate if they call Little D’s for their free limo at 702-366-1141. (You will pay the full rate if you arrive by taxi or rideshare.) They may ask you at the door to show this offer on the club website’s home page. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
XXX Babe Mia Lelani Gets Naughty at Sapphire
♦ Tonight, Sapphire Vegas features tiny but busty Filipina Mia Lelani on stage and in the VIP rooms. Check out Mia in the tender romance Don’t Tell My Wife I Buttfucked Her Best Friend. (See Porn Stars and Burlesque Babes Invade the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Mia Lelani.)
Mia’s stage performances begin at 11:30 pm, and when she’s not on stage she’ll be trying to coax guys into Sapphire’s VIP rooms for one-on-one hands-on fun. If Mia’s your type, i.e., you like small chicks with big racks and dirty minds, there’s a $135 package available online here that includes a 2-hour open bar and gets you a reserved seat at Mia’s private tables, where she starts her hunt for horny men who can’t say no.
Other porn star package deals, including group, bottle, and couples’ packages, are online here (or call 702-869-0003 to make reservations and/or to book the free limo).
The club’s most popular package deal is the $65 package that comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and free admission, limo transport, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table right in the middle of the lap dance orgy zone.
Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Saturday Comedy Hour is a great way to start a sexy date night with your wife or girlfriend. There’s even a dinner option for gourmet Mexican and an open-bar option for the duration of the show.
Pro standup comics trying out their crazier new bits tonight include Donnie Johnson, Chris Zee and extreme comic The Shocker, interspersed with the magic of Mon Dre and burlesque cutie Kalani Kokonuts. The comedy show is in Sapphire’s 300-seat Showroom
Entry fee is $40 (or $65 with an open bar) and also gets you into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
The show starts at 8 pm, but the doors open at 7 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Muay Thai Fight After-Party at Hustler Club
♦ Hustler Club is hosting an after-party for the Muay Thai Fight with Atomweight World Champion Andy Nguyen. $50 cover. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Ridiculesque at Artifice
♦ It’s Hot Mess Burlesque tonight with the Ridiculesque crew — Charlie Starling, Man’s Ruin, Marina Mars, Neon, Pistol Holliday, Saint Anique, Sweetie Bird and The Sweet Siren! Hosted by Miss Miranda Glamour. Think Las Vegas locals reviving the art of traditional striptease.
Doors at 7:30 pm, show at 8 pm. Cover $15. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, March 31
Sinful Sunday Burlesque at Sand Dollar
♦ It’s Sinful Sunday Burlesque at the Sand Dollar Lounge featuring Juliette Electrique, Hazel Honeysuckle, Darby Fox, PonyPoison, Buttercup and Molly Boom Boom. This show is cute amateurs who have fun getting undressed in bars.
The Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.