Friday, April 5
Treasures — Sink Back and Let Your Vegas “Girlfriend” Pamper You
♦ Treasures is about sinking into an environment of luxury and comfort and letting some of the most beautiful women on earth flirt with you and pamper you. This is where you come to celebrate when you’ve just won a bundle at craps or in the sports book, and you want some up-close-and-physical attention from a girl who looks like a lingerie model and who likes to please sophisticated men who are winners in life.
This club specializes in providing men with a perfect Las Vegas girlfriend experience. Take your time sampling the available flesh on display with full-contact lap dances. Then invite your favorite to dinner at Treasures’ gourmet steakhouse and let her charm you over food and cocktails before she leads you upstairs to the VIP rooms where you can undress her for dessert.
Out-of-staters should give Treasures a buzz at 702-257-3030 for free round-trip limo transport to the club. Yes, the club limo will pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave, no strings attached. Take a look at some of the great deals Treasures offers in their VIP packages, including dinner packages, on the club website. Topless, full bar, 21+
Little Darlings — Naked, Young & Fun!
♦ Little Darlings Vegas is the only major strip club in town that allows guests at age 18+. No alcohol is served here, so dancers also only have to be 18+, and all dancers get totally naked on stage and in the private VIP room dances.
Think of a college cheerleading squad dancing their way out of their bikinis, and you’ll have a good idea of what’s in store for you here.
This is also the only strip club in Vegas with $20 lap dances that are fully nude and take place in private booths off the main floor. You can’t get a $20 private show anywhere else in Vegas, and at Little Darlings it’s totally nude. Needless to say, I love this club for the cute young girls who ditch their g-strings. The club’s bedroom dances (on full-sized beds) are high mileage, fully nude and start at just $125 for 15 minutes — a steal in Vegas.
The stage show is a riot because the 18 year olds up there are eager to prove themselves and really put their hearts into their performances. This is also one of the most female-friendly strip clubs in Vegas, great fun for couples and women alone or in groups.
Cover charge is $35 for out-of-staters or $15 for locals, but out-of-staters can get in for the locals’ rate if they call the club for their free limo at 702-366-1141. (You will pay the full rate if you arrive by taxi or rideshare.) They may ask you at the door to show this offer on the club website’s home page.
You may want to check out the club website for a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon, plus VIP package deals for solo guys, couples and groups. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Deja Vu Showgirls — Free Drinks, Fine Babes & Max Privacy
♦ The Vegas version of Deja Vu Showgirls is one of my favorite Vegas strip clubs, and here’s why. It has sexy dancers who like having fun with boys, a 3-hour open bar every night (really!), and comfy private bedrooms where you can close the door behind you for total privacy with the girl who’s undressing for you.
You won’t find another club in Vegas that offers an open bar 7 nights a week from 6-9 pm (for domestic beers and well drinks). And a 15-minute private bedroom dance on a full-sized bed or big sofa is only $150, the same as what most other Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP. If you check TVO’s VIP room value guide, you’ll see that this is one of the best private dance deals in town.
Admission during the open bar period is just $20 as long as you arrive by the club limo or your own car. Or you can get in for free and get a ticket for a free drink if you arrive in Deja Vu’s free limo after 9 pm. Just call (702) 308-4605 to reserve your ride (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118). Note: If you arrive by taxi, Uber or a casino house limo, you’ll be charged $45 admission, so don’t make that mistake.
Check out all of Deja Vu’s VIP package deals for individuals, bottle service, groups of any size and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Serves Up a Special Treat for Breast Men — Nikki Benz
♦ If you’re a boob man, tonight’s the night! Nikki Benz, star of a zillion titty flicks like Knockout Knockers, Big Boob Orgy and Rack by Popular Demand, will be at Sapphire Las Vegas all night long, performing both on stage and in private VIP shows. Get Nikki alone for hands-on private fun and make her defend her wild porn star reputation. (See Busty XXX Stars Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Nikki Benz.)
Nikki starts her stage sets at 11:30 pm and then comes down to her private tables to party. if you want a reserved seat at Nikki’s private party, you can lock one up (with a 2-hour open bar) for just $135. That will put you at the head of the line when Nikki starts looking for guys who can’t control themselves around her luscious knockers. Sapphire has other porn star packages online here (or call 702-869-0003 for details).
If you’d like to focus instead on Sapphire’s 400+ stacked 9s and 10s, I recommend the club’s solo package deal for $65 that comes with a $50 drink credit plus a free shot and a reserved seat right in the heart of the booby banquet. There are also packages for bottle service, groups and couples available through that link. All package deals include drink discounts, free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Vegas strip club hosting service.
At Sapphire you need a package on weekends for the reserved seat alone because the club gets packed at peak hours. You don’t want to be at the world’s most decadent lap dance orgy without a lap.
Call for the free club limo (or Tesla) at 702-869-0003. For future Vegas trips, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Porn Star Sofi Ryan at Hustler Club for 3 Nights
♦ Hustler Club has porn cutie Sofi Ryan appearing on stage three nights in a row — Thur/Fri/Sat (April 4-6). Sofi will be doing two stage shows each night starting after 11 pm. $50 cover. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Party with Porn Star Inari Vachs at Spearmint Rhino
♦ Spearmint Rhino is advertising an appearance by Inari Vachs, a well-known porn star with lots of XXX flicks, but tonight she’s going to DJ. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, April 6
Palomino Means Nudes and Booze, an Unbeatable Combo
♦ Nudes and booze is a combo that’s hard to beat but impossible to find in Vegas except at Palomino Club.
This is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and totally nude dancers. And the dancers get naked not only on stage but in the club’s VIP dances, which are all performed in private curtained booths or larger private bedrooms. You won’t be bumping shoulders with the guys on either side of you as you will in most Vegas strip club VIPs.
Plus, fully-nude, private VIP dances here start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) and that’s a real deal in Vegas. The private bedrooms let you stretch out on a full-sized bed for a horizontal nude dance that will leave you with Vegas memories that will last a lifetime.
Palomino’s drink prices start at only $7 for draft beers. Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. See Palomino’s package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. I also rate Palomino as one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples for its hot stage show, beautiful dancers, and good deals. Nude, full bar, 21+
Get Busty Porn Babe Olivia Austin in Your Lap at Sapphire
♦ Tonight, voluptuous blonde XXX star Olivia Austin will be raising temperatures at Sapphire Vegas. Olivia has starred in such porn classics as Busty Pin-Ups and Strip Poker Orgy, but tonight she’ll be hoping to star in a private performance for you in Sapphire’s VIP. (See Busty XXX Stars Coming to the Vegas Strip Clubs for more about Olivia Austin.)
Olivia gets on stage starting at 11:30 pm, and when she comes off stage she’ll be out in the crowd luring innocent men into Sapphire’s VIP rooms for scandalous behavior. There’s a $135 package available online with a 2-hour open bar that puts you into a reserved seat at Olivia’s private tables. Get this package deal if you want first crack at getting scandalized by a pro with tits to die for.
You’ll find other porn star package for group deals, bottle service, and couples’ fun online here (or call 702-869-0003 to make reservations and/or to book the free limo).
Sapphire’s package deal for solo guys is a $65 deal that includes a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot and free admission, limo transport, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table right in the middle of Sapphire’s lap dance orgy. I recommend a package at this club because without one it can be impossible to find a place to sit down.
Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Comedy Hour is a smooth way to get your wife or girlfriend into one of Las Vegas’ premiere topless clubs. Start out with a great comedy show. Stay for the titties.
Sapphire even has a comedy show dinner option for gourmet Mexican.
Comics come here to test their edgier (usually raunchier) new material. Tonight’s comics include Tray Sanders, Peter Marr and extreme comic The Shocker, interspersed with the magic of Mon Dre and burlesque knockout Kalani Kokonuts. The show is in Sapphire’s 300-seat Showroom, but your $40 entry fee for the comedy hour gets you into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $50 admission) for no extra charge when the jokes are over.
The show starts at 8 pm, but doors open at 7 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
B-Movie Burlesque at the SciFi Center
♦ The Sci Fi Center (a comic book store) presents this monthly burlesque show hosted by Rex Monday. Think Vegas locals reviving the art of traditional striptease. Tonight’s theme is Kings, Queens and Dragons, featuring Cherrii The Mouth, Vivian the Vixen, Cynder Sparx, Lady Lillith and Marie Beacoup. Located at 5077 Arville St, Las Vegas. Cover: $10. Doors open at 9:30 pm.
Sunday, April 7
Burly Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ Miss Miranda Glamour emcees this monthly show of local amateurs updating traditional striptease with humorous modern twists. The Double Down Saloon is a longtime locals’ favorite hangout and the only joint in town serving ass juice and bacon martinis. The saloon is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. 9 pm. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.