This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, April 12

Treasures — Las Vegas’ Luxurious “Girlfriend” Club

Treasures Las Vegas stripper  If you’re looking for a Las Vegas girlfriend for the evening, Treasures Las Vegas has you covered. Think gorgeous, charming, and stacked.  Think elegant.  Think girls who love to tease and pamper you.  Think up close and physical.

Treasures is the most opulent gentlemen’s club in Vegas but you don’t have to be wealthy to enjoy this club. Even premium liquors are half-price from 6-8 pm. The club’s free limo is available round-trip and admission is free if you arrive by it.  And the club’s high-mileage lap dances buy you a lot of fun for only $20.

If you do have some money to spoil yourself, Treasures is the place to celebrate in style. This is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with its own gourmet steakhouse. Pick a “date” from the club’s showroom and she’ll dress up for your dinner, flirt with you over cocktails, and lead you up Treasures’ winding staircase to their plush VIP rooms where you can undress her for dessert.

If you’re in Vegas from out-of-state, call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve your free transport to the club. You will be picked you up at your hotel, taken to the club, then chauffeured back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave, no strings attached. Before calling for the ride, check out some of the great package VIP deals Treasures offers on their website, including packages for bottle service, groups, couples and even dinner packages.  Topless, full bar, 21+ 

Palomino Club — Nude Dancers, Wild Stage Show & a Full Bar!

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer Mandi

Mandi at Palomino Club

♦  If you come to Palomino Club just once, you’ll be hooked. If you want to drink alcoholic beverages and watch totally-nude dancers, this is the only place in town, and there’s something about pussy that’s just so damn addictive.

Palomino’s dancers take it all off not only on stage but in the club’s VIP dances as well. The VIP rooms here are all private curtained booths (or larger private bedrooms) where you can be completely alone with your dancer. No bumping shoulders with dudes on either side of you as in most Vegas topless club VIPs.

Private VIP dances start at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) and you won’t find that deal matched in any of the topless joints. And if you’ve never stretched out on a full-sized bed for a horizontal nude dance, it’s time you got some over-the-top Vegas memories to take home.

Palomino’s drink prices start at only $7 for a draft beer, for locals and out-of-staters alike (another remarkable deal for the Vegas strip club scene). Yet despite the full bar, Palomino’s dancers only have to be 18+. Check out Renee and Mandi, just two of the 130+ Palomino entertainers that make this one of Las Vegas’ top strip clubs.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation by calling 702-642-2984. See Palomino’s package deals for bottle service and packages for couples, groups and single guys. I also rate Palomino as one of the best Vegas strip clubs for couples for its hot stage show and friendly dancers who love entertaining couples in private.

Palomino’s Early Bird Special for Hockey Fans

The Vegas Golden Knights are playing the Sharks in San Jose at 7:30 in game 2 of their playoff series tonight. Palomino will be screening the games on their TV monitors, though the naked dancing will continue on the main stage. But any time Ryan Reaves scores for the Knights, everyone get a free draft of his beer. (Reaves has a craft brewery here in Vegas and Palomino has his beer on tap.) The same special goes for game 3 of the series on Sunday night and all future VGK playoff games.

Nude, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings Vegas — Naked, Young & Naughty Fun

Little Darlings Las Vegas stripper

Leia Dances at Little Darlings

This is my favorite time of year for going to Little Darlings, Las Vegas’ only major strip club that admits guests age 18+. Granted, I’m a few years beyond 21, so I can go to any strip club in town, but high school lets out in a couple months and all the 18-year-old girls are now starting to line up their summer jobs. This is the most popular club in Vegas for cute, sexy, uninhibited 18-year-old girls who want make money for college.

No alcohol is served here, so all dancers chuck their g-strings on stage and in the private VIP room dances. Think of a squad of college cheerleaders wiggling out of their panties to rock music, and you’ll have a good idea of what the stage show here is like.

Plus, Little D’s is the only strip club in Vegas where even $20 lap dances are fully nude and take place in private booths off the main floor. The bedroom dances here (on full-sized beds) are high mileage, fully nude and start at just $125 for 15 minutes — a steal. If you don’t require booze to have fun and you’re into youth and enthusiasm, you’ll have a ball here.

This is also one of the most female-friendly strip clubs in Vegas, great fun for couples and women alone or in groups. There’s always a party atmosphere with a young crowd that comes here to let loose and get wild.

Cover charge is $35 for out-of-staters or $15 for locals, but out-of-staters can get in for the locals’ rate if they call the club for their free limo at 702-366-1141. (You will pay the full rate if you arrive by taxi or rideshare.) They may ask you at the door to show this offer on the homepage of the club website, so bookmark it.

You may want to check out the club website for a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon, plus VIP package deals for solo guys, couples and groups. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Busty Blonde Porn Babe Bridgette B Bares ‘Em at Sapphire

Bridgette B at Sapphire Las Vegas

Bridgette B at Sapphire

♦  It’s a great night for porn fanatics. Bridgette B, who has appeared in more than 400 XXX flicks, and who is believed by many to have the most luscious boobs on earth, will be at Sapphire Vegas tonight.  She’ll be exhibiting the stars of Boobs Beyond Belief, Giant Juicy Juggs 5 and hundreds of other critically-acclaimed titty flicks, not only on stage but in private hands-on VIP performances. (See Bridgette B Brings Boobs Galore to Sapphire Vegas for more about Bridgette B.)

Her stage sets begin at 11:30 pm and her fun in the VIP rooms goes on all night long. If you’re a boob man, you can reserve a seat at Bridgette’s private party tables with a 2-hour open bar for just $135. That seat will put you right where Bridgette wants you when she starts searching for guys who seem to need her personal attention. Check out Sapphire’s other porn star packages here (or call 702-869-0003 for more info).

For guys who require max quantity when it comes to titty fun, Sapphire offers 400+ stacked 9s and 10s in their all-night lap dance orgy. Just get the club’s $65 solo package, which includes a $50 drink credit plus a free shot with your reserved seat right in booby banquet central. You’ll also find packages for bottle service, groups and couples available through that link, and they all come with drink discounts, free limo transportation, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class Vegas VIP host service.

We recommend a package here for the reserved seat because the club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Call for the free club limo (or Tesla) at 702-869-0003. For future Vegas trips, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

“Dirty Daredevil” at Scores

 Scores is featuring Juliette Electrique, known in burlesque circles as the “Dirty Daredevil” tonight (Fri, April 12) only. Juliette is a sword swallower and gymnast. Topless, full bar, 21+

Burlesque Hall of Fame Presents “Anniversa-Tease”

 The Burlesque Hall of Fame presents “Anniversa-Tease, the Best Burlesque Las Vegas Has to Offer” tonight only at Ron DeCar’s Event Center — located on the Strip at 1201 Las Vegas Blvd. Gen. Admission $29, VIP/with buffet $39. Doors 5:30, Showtime 7 pm.

“Up in Smoke” Burlesque at Artisan Hotel

The Artisan Hotel Boutique is presenting a burlesque show tonight titled “Up in Smoke” with D.D. Darlin’, Bambi Jones, Dahl Suicide, Monster Doll, Sweet Siren, Darby Fox, Marina Mars and Miss Miranda Glamor. Think Vegas amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease.  The Artisan is located at 1501 West Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Doors 8 pm.

Saturday, April 13

Watch UFC 236 at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Las Vegas stripper Tiffany

Tiffany Dances at Deja Vu Vegas

  Deja Vu Showgirls Vegas is the top spot in this town for watching UFC and other sporting events. This is where the locals go and for a good reason. The $20 cover charge (for locals and out-of-staters alike) gets you a 3-hour open bar for domestics and wells from 6-9 pm. Good luck on finding a better drink deal for UFC fights in any other venue in Vegas.

Important: Out-of-staters should not arrive by rideshare or taxi or the cover will be $45. Why pay cab fare and $25 extra for admission when you can just call (702) 308-4605 for the club’s free limo transport (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to get in for the $20 rate. Check out Deja Vu’s VIP package deals for individuals, groups and couples.

After 9 pm, you can get free admission to Deja Vu, plus a coupon for a free drink, if you arrive via the free club limo (no strings attached — just do it).

Deja Vu is a great place to unwind with gorgeous girls and celebrate the Vegas court ruling that protects physical touching of dancers as a form of free speech.  This is where you go to get a high-mileage private bedroom dance, in a room with a door you can close behind you, starting at just $150 for 15 minutes (or what other clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP). Topless, full bar, 21+

Diamond Kitty Gets Sinful at Sapphire Vegas

Diamond Kitty at Sapphire Las Vegas

Diamond Kitty at Sapphire

Tonight, exotic Puerto Rican/Cubana babe Diamond Kitty will making temperatures rise at Sapphire Las Vegas. Kitty has appeared uncountable times in the Ass Parade XXX videos and TV series. (See Diamond Kitty Brings Boobs Galore to Sapphire Vegas for more about Diamond Kitty.)

Kitty’s stage sets start around 11:30 pm, following which she’ll be out in the audience tempting men into Sapphire’s VIP rooms for shameful behavior they’ll later deny ever happened. To reserve a seat at Kitty’s private tables (and get first crack at her when she comes off stage), get Sapphhire’s $135 porn star package deal online here. It includes a 2-hour open bar.

There are other porn star package deals for groups, bottle service, and even couples’ fun (see here), or call 702-869-0003 to make reservations and/or to book the free limo.

Sapphire’s best deal for solo guys is a $65 package that comes with a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot and includes free admission, limo transport, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table right in the middle of the club’s infamous lap dance orgy.  Always get a package at Sapphire at peak hours or you may find it impossible to find a place to sit down.

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

The Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a fun date night for couples and a great way to ease your wife or girlfriend into a Vegas strip club after the show. Your $40 entry fee for the comics in the Showroom gets you into Sapphire’s main room where the strippers are (reg. $50 admission) for no extra charge when the yuk-fest is over.

There’s a dinner option for gourmet Mexican and an open-bar option for just $20 more.

Comics tonight include Tommy Tallarino, Mike Szalla, AK the Goat and extreme comic The Shocker, interspersed with the magic of Mon Dre and burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts.

Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 236

  Hustler Club will be screening UFC 236. $50 cover. Locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

  Crazy Horse 3 will also be screening UFC 236. Their $50 package includes limo transport, entry and a $60 drink voucher. Free pizza. Locals free. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sunday, April 14

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

  Burlesque Roulette is burlesque with strippers who spin a wheel to pick the song they’re going to strip to. Performers tonight include AlliZen James, D.D. Darlin’, Fox Martin, Marina Mars and Mitzy Mayhem, emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour with her sidekick, Krotch Bandikoot.

Show starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

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